Toyah Willcox (2)

I’m sick of seeing this daft old cunt and her new plastic tits.
I don’t mind the tits,
They’re not a issue, its her.
Embarrassing look at me old twat.
She does some post where she covers others tunes with some old fucker on a guitar,
Mangling peoples work and being all theatrical, and trying to be seductive like some pissed up nana.
She was a short term plastic punk who lisped a couple of hits in the early 80s,
And had a part in Quadrophenia.
Why wont she flush?
Just be old!
No shame in it!
Its her sidekick I feel sorry for,
He just wants a nap and a warm blanket,
She’s a fuckin nuisance

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(She – or her hubby – was nominated on here quite recently. I think you just want to ogle her fake tits again you dirty old git! – DA)

71 thoughts on “Toyah Willcox (2)

  1. Famous for being famous. Never liked her, she was the face of naffness for most of my childhood.

    Fortunately there’s Janet Ellis who, at a couple of years older than the stupid Willcox, would still get three inches of fun off me.

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