Chinky Arse-Wipes are a Cunt.
The Rinky Dinks have been following the Covid 19 science up their own arses. Apparently, Covids like to lurk longest in the back passages of their victims. Obviously this means careful monitoring is necessary to prevent the shit spreading all over the place.
Anal swabbing is now all the rage:
Apparently, however, the fiendish yellow cunts overstepped the mark when they shoved buds up US diplomatic pouches:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/china-uses-anal-swabs-to-test-us-diplomats-for-covid-pvhw9x80p
(Apologies to fellow cunters for the fact that The Times operates a fucking pay wall.)
The burning question seems to be how long before SAGE recommends Boris mandating arsehole inspections before attending the workplace, schools, cinemas…?
Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
All the Chinese used anal swabs go straight to vending machines afterwards. This virus to the Chinese is a fucking goldmine!
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This could be a job for B&W cunt, ISAC resident expert on anal matters.
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In the UK they’ll be called Bottom Inspectors.
http://viz.co.uk/2014/10/09/come-look-bottoms/
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Chinese people no rike Western dogs.
We velly interrigent.
We read Viz comc and laugh at Bottom Inspectors.
We have crever idea.
Firstry, cleate a birus then pandemic begin.
Next, sell shitty paper mask to Western dogs.
Now sell cotton bud which will soon be shitty.
Rong Rive Peepul’s Democlatic Government.
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It’ll be a fucking big cotton-bud that touches the sides of Dame Elton’s shite-pipe….something like they used to use on Gladiators possibly….https://images.app.goo.gl/r1risAqrR7t1F26J6
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Be like waving a sausage about in a hallway.
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One end for his Elton’s arse, the other for Gary Lineker’s ears.
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This notion came up a while ago. In NYC they were warning that cv could be spread through faecal matter, so rimlicking was not advised at the time !!
To be honest I can’t really think of a good time to actually do it anyway, dirty cunts.
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Hmm, I have visions of some degenerates dressed as Charlie Chan hatching a despicable plot to find out who has the tightest botty!
Devious are the gaylords..
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Isn’t the virus air bourne?
If it can’t be detected in the nose or mouth then why bother looking up your arse for it.
Are they worried that you might spread it by farting near people.
Will people have to self isolate in case they drop their guts in public.
Will bottom masks be the next requirement?
Let’s all clap for sewage worker heroes.
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This is fucking brilliant.
Only those evil yellow cunts would dream this shit up.
Test for Bat Flu whilst infecting them with Super AIDS.
Keep up the good work!
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The little yellow devil’s are just interested in probing arses I think, be it human or animal doesn’t matter, I’m sure these filthy fuckers are probably using anal excretions like fucking Marmite.
They will eat anything and they have no limits on how low they will go to get it, to the point where they have unleashed Corona virus amongst other viruses on the world.
Same goes for the Africans, they have caused some rather nasty viruses Aids, Ebola to name a few.
But if anyone has to have their arses probed it should be all the twats running around trying to get cheap holidays so all the work, lock downs, vaccine s will have been for nothing.
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I can just imagine Honecker and Ceacescu, each wiping away a single tear saying I wish I was that evil. Hopefully Xi Jinping and the CCP meets the same fate.
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I am sure anything to do with arses would be a scheme Lord \Mandelson and Lord Adonis could get behind – with Ben Bradshaw, Stephen Fry, Wes Streeting, Chris Bryant , Philip Schofield and Cliff Richard bringing up the rear. They are very keen to get to the bottom of things. Allegedly.
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Apparently human shit is one of the best ways of transmitting the virus, so it’s no wonder they are shoving stuff up each other’s hoops. I wonder what the infection rate is among those that do it up the Gary?
It’s also very likely responsible for how certain ethnic groups are more susceptible to the virus, as wiping the arse with toilet paper isn’t a done thing with some, and hand sanitizer containing alcohol will definitely be a no no, so it’s always going to hit those groups harder. And, with a shallower gene pool, the consequences are going to be greater too.
I could be talking bollocks, but there’s a lot of that lately….
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Trust Admin to time this Beijing botty business nom to coincide with Sunday lunch!
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Smoking has been shown to be significant barrier to covid.(Eton caned boys for not smoking in the 1600s). Probably the heat. Cocaine is almost certain to kill it in the nasal passage. You wont learn that on the nhs website.
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From Beijing to Brighton…
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Am looking forward to the queues at East Midlands airport while we lower our kecks for an inspection after the x-ray and scanner. Holidays never looked so appealing.
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How about us pile sufferers?
If some fucker tried shoving a swab into my ringpiece if the grapes were proper flaring up, the sheer pain of it would propel me instantly thought the large plate glass windows, and onto the tarmac below, where I’d probably land, arse first, onto the tail tip of a 747.
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A deviant’s charter. Ffs. That is never going to fly here. This pissy virus has got a minuscule death rate so what is all the fuss? Just fuck off you Hong Kong fuey twats.
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Don’t be so sure Uttercunt, I can just see Anthony Blair being lined up to become Brighton’s Arse Zsar – after all he dreamt up the Covid vaccination scheme according to himself and his toady Campbell.
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This is clearly a devious plot by mangledbum and Owen Jones to check out bottoms!
“That’s a funny looking swab”!
“Just touch your toes and clench your teeth ducky – ooh – here’s Doctor Keir”..
“I was er, just calling in before a days hard graft in one of those field things, being a manual working type as everyone knows”..
Shifty no good bleeders..
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This is a cynical ploy designed to frighten people into wearing arse masks. It originated from the manufacturers of sanitary towels which have lost a lot of ground to tampons in recent years.
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A couple of things concerned me the last time I had to have my Plymouth’s looked at at the Doctors. Asked where I needed to put my clothes, the Doctor said “On the stool over there on top of mine”. Then, when performing the examination he suddenly said “Look, no hands”.
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Bet those squinting yellow chinkys would love a double dip up my pert little Harris 😠
I’ve seen how they look at me.
Like a dog in soy sauce.
Well Jackie Chan im a married man!!
Sling yer hook you bucktooth jaundice looking locusts.
In China id bet im like Marilyn Monroe or something?
Driven wild with lust the filthy fuckers.
I had a point to this post but ive forgotten it now?
Anyway, fuck you China!!🖕
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Your mind has gone blank, getting overexcited Mis, all this talk about botty action 😂
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Did he spill some Brasso® on your botty hole and make it shine like new afterwards?
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Yes! He said it was a traditional Chinese medicine for baldness!
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Well Michael Barrymore pool party guests have missed out, maybe they were trying to test for poofery infected swimming pools
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Barrymore’s Pool Party, sounds like an idea for a crap Saturday night program on BBC or ITV to replace the Wall with Danny Fucking Dyer.
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This is the funniest nom i’ve seen on here for a long time.
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Brilliant. I can imagine all the upper echelons of the CCP (and our lot if it comes to that) sitting about pissing themselves saying ” Fuck me.They will literally do anything we tell them to” Bunch of Cunts
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Is that Go Wank specimen a Chinese arse-jabber? He looks a right one.
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A la Viz, the dawn of the arse reich and welcome the Bottom Inspectors.
Might put a few of the flexi ferry mob off.
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