‘Not again!’ cunters

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Yesterday somebody (not me) posted a cunting about football in general. It caused a few esteemed cunters to complain about the topic being nominated again. A similar thing happened with BLM, BBC the Bat flu and they ended up with their own dedicated threads…which no cunt hardly ever bothers with. I tried a bit with the BBC one, bit nobody really bothers.

Cunters are only really interested in the new cuntings on the main page. It’s just the way the world is on these sort of sites.

Now, my gripe is that just because somebody says ‘Not again’ should not mean that topic is banished from the main page.

If I were in charge of the BBC or the Football Association, I would be posting ‘not again’ all of the time on websites that complain about my organisation. It takes the heat off.

It seems we are doing the very thing we accuse others of. Shutting down any speech on topics we don’t want to hear about.

Here’s the thing. Football and the BBC are huge topics. It could be that Rashford has said something ‘political’ again after having another bad game to take the heat off himself. It could be the knee taking. The gayness rainbow shite. The wiminz commentating. The money etc etc. There is always something topical going on within football and sport in general.

Same with the BBC. These cunts are getting off lightly by being removed from the main pages. They are running our country into the ground every single fucking day, and yet, because one or two cunts said, ‘Not again’ we ban cunting them on the main page?

Well, why don’t we do the same with Elton John? Prince Halfwit and his Mrs? Boris Johnson? Wearing facemasks? All topics I’m bored of reading about, but here’s the rub…

… I don’t want you to stop cunting these people/topics. Some of the responses can be hilarious and thought provoking (yes, it actually does happen on here sometimes).

Also, new cunters are more likely to cunt things we’ve cunted a million times already. These are folk who probably found us the say we all did by, in a fit if anger, boredom and frustration, we typed ‘Owen Jones is a cunt’ into Google. A lot of them then vent their spleen for the first time ever. It’s not good to then go ‘Not again!’ to any new cunters. They’ve been holding it in like a big runny shit on the way home from the pub after 10 pints of stout. They need the release like we all did.

It’s not my website, but I say close down the dedicated threads and cunt whatever you want to on the main thread. If it’s good enough/funny enough and topical enough I don’t see the problem.

Plenty of whingers cunt the same shit all the time and then say ‘Not again’ on topics they don’t like. Fuck that shit.

As another cunter said yesterday, ‘are we not emulating what is happening in society at large-possibly the very motivation that brings most members to this site in the first place?’

Ps admin – You do a great job, this is just my two penneth and I’m as big a cunt as any cunt on here.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

(Good points.

The dedicated threads (BBC, Covid, BLM etc.) are reviewed by us on a regular basis to see if they’re still topical/active. If one or two have run out of steam they will be taken down.

These dedicated topics were created purely because we were getting flooded with nominations covering the same ground on a daily basis. Which meant more work for us and a period of Groundhog Day for users seeing the same old nominations again and again.

It’s a difficult balancing act between keeping nominations fresh/funny/controversial/topical and the repetitiveness of hugely popular topics.

But this nomination will hopefully provide some interesting/constructive feedback. Thank you – DA)

53 thoughts on “‘Not again!’ cunters”

  1. Surely Lineker should now get his own thread? After all he has been cunted many times now.

    If a cunt is continuously a cunt (Lineker, Markle Fucking Ono, Che Kamala, Lily Mong, Bonio) or an organisation is steeped in cuntery (EU, BLM, BBC, Premier League, Disney), then they are going to be constantly cunted and rightly so. It’s as simple as that.

    • Hear hear and I believe there needs to be a special wall, reserved for the Guild of Supreme Cunts. Such a wall will contain luminaries such as Tony Blair, Lord Adonis, Lineker and the BBC.

      The wall should be a bright gold colour to signify the solid-gold cuntery of those cunts who adorn the wall and are part of that exclusive Guild (of Supreme Cunts).

      • The wall should be a brown colour not gold to signify that these cunts are also pieces of shit.

      • How about a gold wall, but the top adorned with giant, brown steaming turds?

      • Reminds of me of the Cool Wall in Top Gear.

        Really awful cunts up one end, lesser cunts in the middle, then just annoying frippery at the other end.

  2. I don’t think it was Football per se that was the problem. I think it was more the fact that there had been several footall noms in a very short space of time.

  3. Good nom.,CB.

    We all have subjects that we are sick of hearing about….with me it’s fucking American politics…but I certainly don’t begrudge anyone else wanting to bang on about it.
    There are several noms. every day…people should just wait for one that does interest them rather than being so selfish as to write “Yawn” or “Boring” when someone has gone to the trouble of writing up a nom.

    • The problem is Dick, these days it’s not too much trouble writing up a nom as some only consist of four or so sentences.
      What has happened to the quality noms such as Ron Knee’s which also begs the question where is Ron?

      • Aye…Ron is a miss…hopefully Harry and Megan’s upcoming interview with that big fat Sooty’ll tempt him back.

    • Agreed Fiddler, the election obviously rolls around every four years but its the build up , plus the sideshows of primaries, mid terms, Supreme Court picks etc that can be too much.
      Now they have elected the hair sniffing old fart, his every utterance, coherent or not, will be picked over and analysed to death. Trump was a bit mental, but never boring.

      • Evening,LL.

        The Septics can hang as they grow for me…as I say,I couldn’t give a fuck about them..we’ve got enough problems of our own.

        Fair enough if it interests other people…just doesn’t interest me.

        Work picking up with the weather for you now?

      • Have you ever seen the ‘Ugly South Coast Flashers’ nom Miserable? Not to be affiliated with the North West England flashing community, there are standards.

      • No LL not seen it, but it sounds predjudiced and one sided!!!

        All ugly on the south coast.

      • Yes just about Dick, a bit of nice weather and everyone dusts off the BBQ and wants the lawn looking nice for the weekend. Its only about three weeks ago that there was a foot of snow on the ground. Are you still keeping your hand in with forestry work or contract it out?

      • I just go to the odd job now,LL…got some new hedges to plant but the fencing contractor hasn’t been able to get on..if they aren’t done soon I’ll have to cancel the nursery order

      • Evening, all. MNC has the right idea. Sex mixed with generous lashings of racial bigotry is what we should strive for at all times

  4. Fucking football is a load of festering cunt, played without fans as thin sporting gruel for a population starved of entertainment. Fucking rubbish. Nevertheless, if cunters want to cunt the sorry pile of cunt, they should be allowed as it is so uniquely cuntworthy.

    Any team of cunts who win the league know it is worthless and they are cunts. They have merely triumphed in prolonged cuntfest. Absent fans know this, even if they may not admit it to anyone but themselves. Champions 2019/20, 2020/21? Champion cunts more like.

    • Sir, I’ll wager your not an IsAC’er from the windy shores of the river Mersey.
      😉

      I concur-results back this up.
      Football and footballers have been exposed for the cerebrally challenged cunts and money grubbers, they truly are!

      • Evening. both. You are, of course, correct, General. Nor am I from Manchester, where the top of the cunt pile will hail from this time!

  5. Excellent nomination cuntybollocks👍

    (I was THAT Cunt, behind the grassy knoll, making the impassioned plea about censorship)

    It’s like the old phrase: “There are no such things as stupid questions, only stupid answers”-in that I believe some people/organisations deserve a regular cunting, they are the cunts that keep giving.

    “There is no such thing as a stupid cunting, only a lack of imagination, to cunt them.”
    🤔

    As said on here previously by others, I feel that if someone has gone to the trouble to nominate, then if I can find something amusing or constructive to add, I will.😀

    I don’t watch/listen/read MSM, therefore most of my news comes via this site👍

    PS: I agree the Admins do sterling unpaid work, thank you 👏👏👏

    Thanks for the shout-out. We appreciate it – NA

    PPS: I’m with Miserable with regards to the nature of the topics 👍😂

  6. I was so excited to reply to this nom after I read the title because I assumed it would be something interesting…… but nay…….. the word “football” featured in the first line.

    I’m trying to not punch the fucking wall right now.

    Spoiler Alert!…………… Football really isn’t that fucking interesting!!!

  7. Great nom. How is complaining any different from those cunts who write into TV networks about their content..

    This site is as much to do with allowing people to let off some piss boiled vexation as it is about the intellectual content.

    Maybe some shite needs to be seen multiple times, from differing or same angles. It might be justified. It could be a fucking heaving steamer that we should admire! Can’t fault someone for chancing upon a fat turd for the first time either.

    Some shits don’t interest me so I ignore them. But I won’t begrudge others for poking it with a stick.

  8. Football is a pile of cunt, and I’ve never understood how people lose their shit over it. However, I wouldn’t go on and moan about another football nom, or derail it by talking about something else. Join in, or fuck up.

  9. Excellent nom Cb! I too feel that many cunts can’t be cunted enough. Even if it’s “again” it’s because said cunt has hit yet another new low. I think all cuttings should be run through the main page and then deposited into the appropriate category for archiving. Also good to keep putting seconded and thirded etc on to similar noms. Great job admin and fellow cunters! I read a nom then look for my favorite commenting cents. A daily dose much needed.

  10. I propose that RTC gets his own section for all the inappropriate things that give him the horn. Banish the depraved fucker from the main section where he lowers the tone.

    • Arf Arf😂

      The only addition to the site should be a wall of depravity-nudey pics of any females being cunted-I imagine the comments would be comedy gold👍

    • Yeah he’s been at it again shovelling his beliefs down our throat. In the previous thread ‘we should never have left the sea’. There he goes again-insinuating his Darwinian fundamentalism into a post.
      And he’s not the only one! You often read on here ‘this is Darwin in reverse’ about some social decline. But it is never challenged.
      I’m glad that I am free from all this dogma.

  11. Put a number on it….say between 10 and 20. Once a subject reaches that number give it it’s own corner, where those who wish can cunt away while others cunt “fresh” subjects.

  12. Can we cunt Groundhog Day – a great movie and fascinating insight into the development of Bill Murray as a human being (rather than a hollywood star)? Everyday in Britain feels like groundhog day

  13. Absolutely agree with this nom. I also agree it must be a very tricky task for admin to try and ensure variety some days.
    I just think that the BBC thread, for example, simply does not work and the fuckers are avoiding our wrath. As well as us lot missing out on some humour along the way. In a way, posting on the BBC section is like being a DJ on Mars. No fuckers listening!
    Most of us here prefer or rely on the beebs news and sport coverage so obviously any hint of cuntishness will be noted.
    I’m not saying I can think of an alternative. Maybe things were alright as they were before where we dipped in and out of whatever gains our interest.
    Or maybe I’m just an interfering old cunt!

  14. I feel the hatred of football on this site is becoming more of an issue than the nominations. I can go days without commenting if I feel I can’t make a worthy personal contribution to any of the nominations. It’s sad that there might be a few tennis fans on here that got bullied at school by the rugby and football teams. Just let it go, if you’ve got nothing interesting to say then maybe say it once and leave it there, don’t keep repeating it every time a similar boring nomination comes up. It just makes you look like a bigger cunt than the title. Just say to yourself “not again” and get over it. I do like football and rugby, just so you know. 👍

      • Cheers MNC. I assume male boxing, female wet t-shirts and posh totty croquet. 😁

  15. An interesting examination of the ripple effect of cuntitude.
    Personally I very much appreciate the nominations and contributions.
    It’s not a popularity contest so let the nominations roll and cunters will have their say,or not.
    Feral and disorganised in the modern world are quite compelling and this little digital corner only adds to it.
    Let us pray for many more cunts!

  16. Excellent cunting Sir, well done
    I had noticed some new Cunters were given a bit of a hard time from, shall we say the more senior members of this esteemed site,.
    just an observation, don’t want to cause a riot or anything

  17. This recent crop of nominations is far too interesting in my opinion. I prefer simple fayre for my two minutes hate.*

    *Having a plop at work.

  18. Why has no-one cunted women’s beach volleyball here yet? If there is ever a sport that deserve less airtime than it has, then that it is. Now they are putting it in as an olympic sport. Has the world gone mad? I would much rather watch young men with sexy legs put balls behind a 6 foot keeper

    • Have to disagree there fella, womens beach volleyball deserves much more airtime, especially the Swedish Under 25’s league, it has also been an Olympic sport for years and is possibly the only fucking thing worth watching during the cuntfest that is the Olympics.

  19. And yes back to original point, there should be hall of fame for BBC Gary Linekar, Tony Blair, and Tony blair, and gordon brown and tony Blair

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