Home Alone 2 Censorship

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Home Alone ‘fans’ who want Trump removed. I’ve fucking heard everything now.

Apparently, Big Don made a small cameo in cheesy ‘family picture’ Home Alone 2 many years ago. You know, those daft films starring ex-Wacko favourite, Macualay Cuntkin.

And although this piece of disposable cinematic twaddle has nothing to do with events of today and certainly nothing to do with the recent Capitol Hill ‘attack on democracy’ (their words, not mine), there are ‘offended’ (what, again?) and ‘outraged’ ‘fans’ who are demanding – not requesting, demanding – the removal of Trump’s small appearance in an until now long forgotten film.

There are actual adults, grown men on Twatter squealing things like ‘I won’t rest until Trump is removed from Home Alone 2!’ and another tantruming ‘Remove Trump from Home Alone 2 next!’

The Blue Mink Bat Flu is far from vanquished, BLM fascists are running amok, the President of the United States has been censored on his own country, yet these pieces of kek wetting blanket sucking safe space liberal turd see the removal of a few seconds of ancient film footage as a number one priority?! It’s that important?! Fuck me ragged, as the great Roger Mellie would say. I know the left are lunatics and ‘my way or nothing’ spoilt bastards, but I’ve never seen anything as absurd as this one. This latest ‘demand’ tops the fucking lot.

Also, it begs the question… What the fuck are grown men doing as ‘fans’ of a kids film like Home Alone anyway, eh?

Nominated by: Norman

..and seconded by:

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Macaulay Culkin is a cunt, isn’t he.

Macaulay Culkin, special friend of Michael Jackson, has added his name to a list calling for the removal of a Donald Trump cameo in a film from the last century.

Culkin, special friend of Michael Jackson, shot to fame as a child star when he starred in a few films with the same story line. In one, Culkin asks the future president directions. The clip only lasts two seconds but some people still suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome have demanded he be cut from whichever Home Alone shit it was.

Perhaps they could digitally remove Trump from his many film and TV cameos as well as Zoolander, The Nanny, and the turgid Fresh Prince of Will Smith cunt.

Culkin, special friend of Michael Jackson, was a junkie for many years after his brief fame playing a psychopath who hysterically laughed as he committed wanton violence. Either he’s back on the ‘H’ or he’s been reading How To Remove People From History by Joe Stalin.

https://news.sky.com/story/macaulay-culkin-backs-calls-for-donald-trump-to-be-cut-from-home-alone-2-lost-in-new-york-12187572

57 thoughts on “Home Alone 2 Censorship”

  1. Childish isnt it?
    To take Donald out of the film.
    Get Macaulay replaced!
    The jagger lipped little blonde smackrat was wacko Jackos boyfriend (allegedly)
    A willing boy toy for the prince of pop, and still defends jacko.
    Its a harmless family film that Donalds only in for a short cameo, the vindictive little fucks.

    • Jackson’s simple-minded and extremely deluded ‘fans’ will never see it any other way about their hero St Micheal, Mr Northern Cunt. The new proprietors at Jackson’s former Neverland ranch could rip up the floorboards and find some old home video of Jackson with his tongue firmly ensconced deep up some young lads’ tight little arsehole, and his gullible, extraordinarily naive fans would convince themselves he was simply practicing a new dance move.

      • Yes TC, hardly well balanced and level headed are they?!
        Suppose thats why they’re MJ fans?
        I was a witness for Bubbles at the divorce trial.

      • Culkin was too young to really know what was going on, he only became concerned when Jacko rang to say he thinks he may have left his nose between his arse cheeks.

  3. I’ve heard snowflake allegations about the evil of Donald but yet to see one bit of evidence he is racist, that he came close to starting a war, that he did fuck all to harm any minority apart from those who wished to enter America illegally.

    • All true, 6DV. But it’s not news worthy. Much better to berate, besmirch, ridicule, criticise and basically throw any old shit at him than actually report he did some good things for America and Americans.

      I’m going to predict Trump will create a new social media platform to rival Fecesbook and Twatter. You can’t get banned from your own platform! Conservatives strike back! Because you know the Republicans won’t.

  4. Home Alone were total and utter crap. I used to have a similar appearance to Marv……. fuckem, fuckem all.

    • Bottled piss….thats what the cunt needs ! The tanning industry used piss for millenia to soften leather skin. Hers might take longer, but submerging the bitch in a bath of piss is well worth the try!

    • She is so anti-America and does it in plain sight. I cannot understand how or why she’s allowed to get away with it. Champagne’s on ice for when she croaks. She may be super loaded, but you can’t take it with you and the clock’s ticking, Nance. Fucking old hate filled bitch.

  6. I like Trump! better than the slimy shit bag Harris waiting in the wings behind the wrinkled head patter! ( of kids of course )

      • Really Allan? I dunno about that I’d at least keep him for Fifth element, Die Hard, 12 monkeys, The Jackal, and perhaps a few others

        I however couldn’t agree more about Will Smith tho the only cunt I hate more then him is that uber cunt jamie foxx absolutely fucking talentless and extremely annoying too

  9. Typical lefty cunts. Biden wants everyone who worked for Trump to be banned from working in both the public and private sector.
    This is like the start of America’s version of the Chinese Cultural Revolution. Typical communist dictatorship in the making and a new civil war on the horizon.

    • China Joe is a reanimated drool dribbling fucking cunt. The White House is now inhabited by a hair sniffing, blood and brain sucking, space vampire administration controlled from Beijing. Anyone even visiting Washington now re-emerges with slitty eyes and a Manchu moustache. God Bless Amelica.

  10. Must be hard for Cuntkin.
    All he will ever be known or remembered for is playing a stomach turning brat in a crap film or two, and being a ‘special friend’ to Creepo Jacko.

    Oh, and for being a smackhead and all. The little cunt.

  11. We’ll Macaulay (what sort of name is that anyway?) wants Trumpy removing too.

    Shame he didn’t remove his smack dealer from his speed dial. He might be had a career after Home Alone.

    It’s also a pity he didn’t have Micheal Jackson removed from his arse. He might not walk like he’s got rickets (all allegedly, of course).

  12. So some overrated actor of a cunt wants Trump removed from a pretty lame sequel.

    But where will this end if the studios bow down (bending the fucking knee at the same time no doubt) and agree to the cuts? Will this start a precedent for anything the wokes don’t like in old films that they don’t agree with?

    Thin
    end
    of
    the
    fucking
    wedge

    • Zulu would be about 30 seconds long and the dark keys would win. They’d also be gays too, no doubt.

      • I’ve said it before. If you collect old/classic films on disc, get a good hiding place.
        Before the knock at the door comes…

      • I collect old footy shows (mostly World Cups and European Championships as shown on the BBC and ITV (70s and 80s mostly so far).

        I love it, not only for the old footy, but for the unwoke coverage. Just tonight, I was watching Brazil Vs Holland from the 74 World cup (original itv coverage with Hugh John’s commentary).

        He said at the start of the game, “And there’s Paolo Cesar, the coloured boy.. looks just like Sammy Davis Junior.” Me and the Mrs started pissing ourselves.

        Also heard in the opening ceremony for the same tournament (Gerald Sinstdat original commentary) “Looking at these stunning Swedish girls, I think we’ll be seeing more tourists visiting the place.”

        In fact, his entire commentary seemed to revolve around how fit the dancing ladies were from each country. It was fucking ace. He also said (I think it was him, I could be wrong, I was pissed at the time,) something about not looking forward to commentating on Zaire’s games as the players all look the same.

        The panels got into rows too. That Derek Dougan was a spiky, touchy cunt. Cloughie would wind him up but even he would back off. You always got the impression he could go off at any minute. I looked up what happened to him later life. I wasn’t disappointed to find out he was arrested for attacking some bloke with a pool cue (he broke into the house to do it too) who went with his ex.

        I fucking love watching the old stuff.

        But you’re right. Download it. Buy it if you need to (I buy my footy from people who know how to get hold of the original footage) and save to hard disk, cloud and DVD if need be.

        Because you won’t get it anywhere soon.

      • Zulu is a cracking film isnt it?
        That scene where they are banging their spears against their sheilds, and the chanting..

        And the sergeant to the pissed up missionary
        “Come on now no more of that,
        Theres a good gentleman”..
        👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧

  13. Trump may well be a cunt.

    But to remove something/someone from an old film or book or tv show which was deemed appropriate at the time by the coked up director/producer/author is just a bit silly unless everything ever made now comes with a disclaimer stating characters are liable to be removed/edited at a future date if or when they are deemed to be cunts, and that the piece is essentially an unfinished cut or edition.

    If you don’t like something dont watch it. That said I would be happy to have Titus Wellivers oh so slappable vacant looking face removed from every instantly unwatchable show he appears in.

  15. In twenty five years when they erect the first statue of Donald Trump, Trump won’t be alive but Macuntlay “special friend of Michael Jackson” Culkin will be and will be calling for ts removal even though by then he should be concentrating on his old junkie lack of bowels and shit filled trousers.

    Good cunting.

  16. Only the army of Man Babies would give a fuck about this pathetic mither.
    Same cunts have still got Star Wars toys in their bedrooms at age 44.

    Delete the whole fucking film for me.
    Soggy cunts!

  17. That scene was filmed in Trump’s own hotel. They were bound to bump into him sooner or later…

  18. I remember when Sicko Jacko was a guest of that slippery Al Fayed cunt at a Fulham match at Craven Cottage. When the fans started singing ‘Hey, Jacko! Leave them kids alone!’ to ‘Another Brick In The Wall’ the wacko weirdo wasn’t too pleased. He also took offence at ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles’.

  19. When MacCokehead Cuntkin says that Creepo Jacko never touched him, it was probably part of ruse by the bubbles blower.

    Celebrity brat tells the press that Jacko is as good as gold, it puts the media off the scent. If a little twat like Cuntkin says it, then it must be true. That kind of thing and the heat dies down for a bit.

    Yet all the while the King of Pervs is cherry picking ‘nobodies’ and
    kids with fame hungry and unscrupulous parents ready to cooperate and hand them over. The celebrity kid ‘friendships’ were a smoke screen.

    Allegedly, of course….

    • Bang on there Norman. That was the kiddie fiddling cunts’ Modus Operandi – bum the star struck and have the celebrity situated as a red herring to throw the press off of the scent.

  20. Reminds me of Stalin. When he had one of his rivals knocked off he had them removed from the official photos. Now we’ve got a new “Uncle Joe.”

  21. Ever since Hollywood existed you could go back through the decades and make an argument that actors should be censored for their actions outside of their job using snowflake logic, of course Trump is not an actor but they are doing because they can. The likes of John Wayne would be cancelled several times over for past transgressions.

  22. They only want him removed because it’s ruining Sleepy Joes wank off over the thought of a little boy lost and alone in the big City.!

  23. To be fair I think Joe would only want to sniff Macaulay’s hair. I doubt if he could get stiff enough to penetrate his anal passage. I’m sure Barry O’Bummer could help them out.

  25. Home Alone is ace! Joe Pesci, whom usually swears in those gangster films, seeing him in this trying ever so hard not to swear after the tricks Kevin plays on him is hilarious! 😀

    Apparently there were some sequels but I can’t remember seeing them.

  26. Both Home Alone films are great, I love them but parts three and four were very bad, just awful.

    I also like M Jackson very much so I cannot back this cunting.

  27. Blumpf is in the film for a whole 7 seconds, it seems petty to whine about and tedious to remaster the film just to remove 7 seconds .

    I sort of don’t blame Culkin tho you go against the cancel mob and you are up shits creek without a paddle

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