Amazon product question answerers……?
Ok, so this is a niche cunting, but it really really fucks me off.
Short background; Amazon has a section on each product listing where you can ask a question, and then customers who have bought the product can answer those questions. Seems like a simple, efficient way of knowing if that product is right for you…….except; the only people who respond are thick as fudge, examples:
Q: Is this bpa free?
I believe so but to be honest I’ve thrown the leaflet out so can’t be certain.
Amazon Customer · 7 months ago
Q: which country is it manufactured?
I have no idea. It wasn’t something that I was a deciding factor for me buying it.
blueonyx · 3 months ago
Q: Where is this made?
Going to guess that it’s in a factory
Ben · 2 months ago
The last one is clearly a troll, but you get the picture. Most people reply with “I don’t know” or “I haven’t used it for that”. Then why fucking respond you fucking gonad?! This, to me, is how social media has re-wired people’s brains, they feel like they have to post something, anything, even if they know fuck all about what they’re talking about.
Sorry for the very obscure rant and you won’t have a clue what I’m on about unless you’ve experienced this yourselves. But I feel better for getting it off my chest. Maybe product reviews would be a broader cunting, but they’re hit and miss, this however, is excruciating.
(Kindly be aware that Amazon supports BLM. News story here . Plus the report of 18 companies, including Amazon, who give BLM money here. – NA)
Nominated by: elcuntio
Seconded by Spanky Mc Spank with this:
I will second this, Amazon sellers get asked all sorts of useless questions by a thick uneducated public.
Will this PS5 game work on my PC?
Does the original Gameboy have an HDMI socket?
Why does my head resemble a cabbage?
Fuck the lot of them.
…and although not directly related, here’s another one from Halloween Cunthook
Amazon.
Not only are they having a dick sizing comp but the likes of amazon twatter, facey space, yt and gobble are now showing the world exactly who’s boss.
Silencing Trump via platforms and all talk of what the sane thinking world actually knows what happened and all the while claiming “it’s because violence incited” they are blatantly allowing shit that goes the other way along with it.
It’s almost as if Dorsey, Zuckerberg and Bezos got a little side bet going to see who can take the piss the most.
Billionaire cunts all of them.
Sorry to start off subject. But has anyone got Larry King in the deadpool?
A new Dead Pool is up on the site. You’re welcome – NA.
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Is there a prize?
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Sadly not just bragging rights.
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I meant from you for answering 😬
Anyhow, far be it for a modest, humble, man like me to brag, but I’ve got him 😎
RIP Larry.
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Amazon are guilty of this but so are a lot of other firms. Basically people answering questions because they can, not because they know the answer.
I hardly use Amazon and now I’m aware they are donating to Burn Loot Murder I won’t use them at all!
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The most hilarious reply
‘Does gadget do x y z’
‘I don’t know I haven’t received mine yet’
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Mind you, I usually have a laugh doing my own reviews. For example, I bought a spade a year or so ago. “Great for burying the wife under the patio” was the review. No fucker ever checks the reviews. Pathetic I know, but made me laugh.
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Yes that is pathetic. And yes I laughed.
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So many unanswered questions.
e.g. – What does an occasional table do the rest of the time..?
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Something that mystifies me about some pieces of furniture, such as “Statement chair”…
A statement such as “Aaargh!” when the voltage is turned on?? Or “Fuck me, that’s an ugly chair.”
Of course, if the occasional table is a dooshka bird on all fours, she could also be a good bed.
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Haha nice one. I always wonder what people were expecting the product to be when I see a bottle labelled “Still Water”
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Anyone have Larry King in the deadpool ?
He always had an unhealthy look about him. As if he had been locked in a windowless room for 30 years just living off cigarettes and Coffee
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Clearly the secret of living to 87 😂
Afternoon Fenton. 👍
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Ive never used Amazon, not out of any savvy on my part,
Just haven’t.
These companies are vastly wealthy and getting wealthier by the day, because of this they exert political influence,
So political types are friendly with the hope of a slice.
I’ll carry on not using them.
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After a not too bad phone call to my bank
(We are not just an island; we are part of something far greater), I was seriously tempted to have a serious go about the amount that they must be wasting on TV advertising, with never ending appearances of the annoyin twat in the shit-brown cord suit. My only hope is that he gets his head trapped under a lorry that’s turning left.
But I suspect they have a department to deal with people who complain about him, and that any reply would probably involve snake venom. Fucking cunts.
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I love some of the reviews/questions/answers you get on Amazon, some are really funny and I recently replied to one cunt telling him it would have been quicker to read the product details than it was to type the fucking question about it, can they not read or are they, more likely, just too lazy. I would love to avoid Amazon altogether but being on a tight budget limits my choice and some sellers price themselves out on postage. A £1.99 item which could be chucked in an envelope and sent 2nd class for 66p and they want £4.99. I reckon not, mate.
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Amazon are total cunts and they can shove their reviews up their shitty woke arses.
Happy clappy wankers.
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Good cunting,
Can’t say I’ve read many on Amazon but I’ve noticed similar cuntish question on Google and especially ebay…I’m sure some are wind ups as they know as a potential customer the poor seller feels obliged to answer.
It’s true also that the internet young uns are stupid cunts, my current girlfriend (34) often asks me some stupid questions and the cunt can see when I’ve seen the message. These young ones really are thick cunts who lack common sense, unfortunately the population increase means there are many more thick cunts about.
If I was a seller I’d send them a private message telling them to stop being a thick cunt and to fuck off.
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If you were answering a customer’s questions, I’d like to think you’d reply with. I know naffink abaaaaht it!
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I normally reserve that reply to any false accusations of debauchery HS.
How are you getting on? I’m fed up with the whole saga now.
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I’m doing well B&W. Currently trying out some Piston Heads lager although I’ve just one of them tastes like grapefruit and I hate lager that tastes like fruit.
Hope you’re feeling more like your normal upbeat self. Saw your nom a day or so ago and it didn’t sound like you.
Anyway, don’t do anything drastic will you. I’d miss your comments on here and your tales of debauchery.
Here’s something that might cheer you up (wink wink nudge nudge). This is possibly my ideal woman looks wise:
https://content4.coedcherry.com/twistys/207295/molly_stewart_19.jpg
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I know fuck all about Amazon customer Q&A.
HTH.
😀
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The advice on Amazon to refrain from applying hair remover on one’s bollocks was very helpful. I was just about to apply it.
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People answering questions with things like, ‘I don’t know. I’ve not used it yet’ or ‘I”m not sure how it works. It’s a christmas present for my grandson.’
Fork sake.
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