Vicki Pittman

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Single mother-of-eight

I’m at a loss for words with this one………..

I’m sure someone here can help me out.

Covid-19: Parents struggle to meet home schooling demands
Single mother-of-eight Vicki Pittman said: “We have been thrown into the deep end with just a laptop and a phone between us all.”
The Department for Education (Dfe) has pledged to provide one million devices for schools and colleges.
Miss Pittman, from Clevedon in North Somerset, said: “It feels like we have been dropped into a big puddle and we’re struggling to get out of it.
“We’ve been deserted by the government and I don’t know how they expect people to home school when not everybody is in the financial situation to do it.
“It’s just frustrating.”

(Link to the story provided by NA because someone couldn’t be fucking bothered to supply their own)

Nominated by: Cuntry House in Kent

65 thoughts on “Vicki Pittman”

    • I bet the cnut has no idea who the papas are (plural – surely one bloke can’t have been that blind drunk more than once and gone back for seconds, thirds etc?) never mind where they are though I bet at least one is in prison and one was a gyp-o summer seasonal worker from the Clevedon pier stalls.
      Once the rollout of laptops is complete the price of second hand laptops in Somerset and the rest of the UK will doubtless crash due to a glut of available “lost” or “stolen” items on the black market.

  2. Home schooling isn’t going to be much cop with this fucking idiot, she can’t even work out how to keep her knickers on. People who breed like bacteria piss me right off.

      • I think the local Council would have an issue with half a dozen Ready Mix Concrete trucks parked outside her house.

  4. Vicki
    Likes-. Cock
    Family allowance
    Baby showers

    Dislikes- rubber Johnny’s
    Educating her kids
    Paying her own way
    Taking responsibility.

  5. I’m tired of entitled cunts thinking it’s my job to buy them laptops and pay for their kids edukashun. They’re your off spring you mutt you provide for them.
    When will folk pay their own way?
    In some countries she would be dead by now the spoiled tart.
    Fuck off.

    • Right there with you, Uttercunt.

      Having a kid = one long gravy train for the parents to steal tax payer’s money. It’s a scam I tell you, a scam! People who do not take out of the system should not be forced to contribute to it. Defence spending, fine it’s for the common good. Police force spending, fine it’s for the common good. Education spending, no! If you don’t have any kids, you should not be forced to pay to educate other people’s fucking kids. Just fuck right off with that shit.

      Kids: consumers of everything, producers of nothing.
      Except noise, disruption and expense for everyone else.

      Add a kid to any situation and it’s immediately worse. Bastards!

      Did I mention I hate kids?

      • Thank you Imitation Yank I’m in total agreement with you.
        When will the fucking gravy train stop?

    • St Marxist fucking Rashford MBE should deep into his deep pockets and buy laptops for all the fat fuckers who are scoffing themselves on free meals that he has conned the government into providing.

      He should also pay for cement mixers so that the cunts of these dirty slappers can be filled in to prevent them from dropping any more snotty COVID-spreading brats.

      • The first ‘deep’ is meant to be ‘dig’ as in “dig into his deep pockets”

  6. Single mothers of 8, 5 and 4 for fuck sake….. close ya fucking legs ya silly cunts.

    The link is to the Umbongo in Bristol who has been lent a laptop, she is crabbing about home schooling without any device (laptop or tablet) the youngest didn’t look old enough to go to school, the next two were probably first year and the oldest maybe 7 or 8
    For fuck sake, how much tech do they need to learn about claiming benefits when they leave school

    Cunts!

  8. Erm, eh, fucking what?

    Just tell me at exactly what point did your responsibility for your own children begin and end woman?

    • Morning Sixdog, morning everyone.

      As long as the welfare state exists, there will be professional breeders like the one in nom. Don’t fret though, they are thriving down here too, so it’s certainly not exclusive to the UK.

      • Yep, you’re definitely Ricky Doubleday. He was the only cunt who took the time to troll his own posts.

        Is my £5 in the post yet?

      • Good morning BT. Assuming that you’re not Ricky and are merely fucking around using your online persona, allow me to explain.

        Ricky is a (hopefully) long departed ‘friend’ of this site, and his repertoire consisted of, amongst other things, posting a nonsensical load of crap, and then replying to himself numerous times. Look familiar to this effort you’ve put up?

        Anyhoo, my mistake, possibly, and accept my apologies. Enjoy IsaC.

  11. Much have a snatch like a wizards sleeve, i but the last four had to brace not to fall out every time she went for a shit, benefit sponging ho

  12. There’s too many fucking people on the planet as it is.
    Until recently I hadn’t considered how many there really is, that was until somebody told me that on one small Italian island alone, there is over five million Sicilian people….

  13. Fuck, she’s one of those strange fuckers addicted to having babies…they are fucking weird with a capital WEIRD.

    One of the old harpies at work has a daughter with six little cunts, she’s now up the duff with another and her mother admits she’s addicted to having a baby around.

    Fuck that, I would run as fast as I could from any crazy bitch like that.

      • For her it’s not about getting a dick in her sweaty disco minge…it’s about having a baby.

        I have read in the past that to them, not having a bay around is similar to drug / alcohol withdrawal….not kidding.

        As I said, fucked in the head and she doesn’t look like much was going on in her turnip in the first place.

      • Disco minge hahaha fuck me im having a good laugh today.

        The cunt needs to be sterilized and run over by that steam roller in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

  14. Pitt-man…is that a reference to men literally falling into her cunt with a deathly scream, and getting swallowed up and sperm jacked for her next mutant delivery?

  15. Seemingly loads of sponging cunts being rewarded for being selfish, lazy irresponsible fuckwits.

    Utter cunts of the highest order.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/1057140/you-pay-52000-benefits-for-superhouse-family-of-12/

    Think also living locally to the scum family was the fattest man in the country who cost £100k a year for his helpers to go and get his takeaways. Underwent a fat reduction operation, fucked off to the USA, committed a crime, got depressed, became a fat fucker again and said he wanted to come back to the UK for another operation because he deserved a second chance.

    Fuck off.

    • You read his book Willy?
      ‘Benefat’.a waist of time’
      Every page had either gravy stains or chocolate fingerprints on it.

  16. Im offering £50 to anyone on ISAC who can fire a ninth up her?
    And not just stick your tongue up her harris, full pregnancy!
    Go on lads, challenge on!

    Oh an I get to name it!

    • If the potential father comes from the north can we name the little cunt Gravy? Or if it’s twins can we name them Fish and Chips?

      I come from the south and have been here twenty years but I’m still stunned by the North’s addiction to those two items.

      I would fuck her, I’ve done worse but only due to very poor disco lighting.

  19. Wheres Jack the Cunter?
    Hope hes ok,
    Jack! If you read this,
    Im busy with Jane Seymour this weekend, Debbie Harry and Kate Bush are all yours,
    And said theyre ready to party!!

    *Seriously if reading this, hope your in rude health pal!👍

      • Evening Terry,
        You well I hope?
        Sherry? .. perhaps?😁
        Hoping to lure him out with offers of 70s rock goddesses!

      • Oh powerfully beefy thank you.
        I’m still hoping that the invasion deterrence of 1940 is invoked soon.
        Roll up uninvited on British beaches?
        Have a good dose of mustard gas as welcome.

      • Hahahaha 😁
        Evening CG,
        While I approve of her new tits💪💪
        Shes off her fuckin nut in that link! Dancing on a treadmill
        Like a pissed up auntie or a mitmot whos had to much fizzy pop!
        Hehehe😁

  21. I have nothing against a bird who likes a good fucking, wish my missus felt the same.

    However, we are all adults here and know the different between a bitch who opens her legs for a bit of slap and tickle, and one who wants to drop another sprog.

    Call me cold hearted but I have absolutely no sympathy for wimmin who drop more children than I’ve had shags in a year.

    There’s only one reason for this, more kids I drop, less I have to work and the state will look after me.

    I just feel sorry for the kids – cunts breed cunts and this is one of the main reasons this country is so fucked up.

    Slag should have her hole cauterised, fucking slop bucket.

    • Agree with everything you’ve said there CMax.

      I cannot abide these money grubbing baby farms.

      However, a friend of mine and his wife have 7 children (yes, all his and I’ve called him a mug many times), but they at least had a plan in place before she started firing them out. She set up her own business from home, as a Real Estate Lawyer. He works a standard 40 hour week, so it can be done sensibly, as far as having 7 is sensible, and not be a burden on anyone else.

      I still think he’s a fucking mug though.

  22. Vicki Pollard maths. If I have 8 children in 4 years and then another 3 then I can retire by the time I’m 42.

  23. Not to worry. Two trillion in debt to mainly the Chinese. On the other hand would we have kept up payments to the German National socialist Workers Party. The CCP is no different. Fuck em.

  24. The only positive thing about this wizards sleeve baby machine is she isn’t Muslim.

  26. Call me a cunt, but what she says isn’t essentially wrong. And as for her eight sproglets, well, if they aren’t being abused or neglected, then let her crack on.

  27. 8 kids, fuck me she’s brave. Either that or just drops her knickers and don’t care about the consequences.

    However, having just spent £500 this week to bring a third laptop into our household to cope with home schooling I can say the schools are cunts for this as well. My son is 12 and I accept will need to be trained on a computer. My 9 year old daughter should not need constant access to a computer for school work. Everything is on or needs to be done on computer and emailed in. The presumption from the schools is every kid above 7 at least has access to a computer for at least 5 hours a day to complete their school work.
    The work needs to be completed on Word or PowerPoint. Something the kids have not been trained on.
    For the last 2 weeks, at a time when I spend 60-70 hours a week working on tax returns I am having to also teach my kids how to use software and train them how to send emails, scan documents etc. On top of this is the expectation that you should shelve out £500 for each child to have its own computer.
    I can see both sides of this. My piss has been boiling in what is already a very stressful time of year.
    The schools are equally as big as cunts in this.

  28. Seems like this whole situation can be solved by 9 bullets (less if you’re economical and line the cunts up)

  29. FUCK OFF you stinking waste of space oxygen-thief. Who the fuck do you think you are,you entitled thick slut.
    Why are you suddenly worried about your illiterate thick shitty-arsed kids? They’re never going to amount to anything because they’ve got your genes you piece of shit.
    I googled this whore’s name and ,guess what?
    The cunt’s only started a crowdfunding page …for fuck knows what

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