Master Class

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What the fuck is it?

I’ll save you the search. It’s a website where the biggest cunts on Earth post their self proclaimed “wisdom” so those of us unwashed who feel we need a dose of sagely advise on a subject can get it from our betters.

Of course as usual the name “Master Class” is the least appropriate name for this repository of cuntitude.

Professional pretenders, Brainwashers, & famous cunts of all types have their stupid, worthless, bullshit consolidated on this site for gullible cunts who look up to these boils on society’s ass.

As if I would give a nanosecond of my time on this Earth to partake of ANY of what these self-absorbed CUNTS have to say. Fuck that!!

Master class. Right. More like CuntHub.com.

If I ever want to know what Samuel L Jackoff has to say I’ll pay the site a visit.

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard

https://www.masterclass.com/

34 thoughts on “Master Class”

    • Whats Samuel Jackson a expert in?
      Fuckin wearing kangol flatcaps backward?
      Being a big head?
      Hes full of himself that lad.
      That speccy one pictured?
      Expert in BBQ? .. hahaha
      Bit of a stretch isnt it?
      Meat above fire, till cooked,
      Cavemen could do it,
      Hardly a fuckin encyclopedia of knowledge as a legacy is it?

  2. I’d rather our kids were watching philosophy and the like being discussed than the shite our ‘educators’ are pumping into them, mind you.

    • Philosophy Wokey?
      Oh aye, dead handy as a life skill!!
      Id go with the basics first,
      Read and write
      The Glory of the British Empire
      How to use a knife and fork
      How to start a fire
      How to use a tin opener
      How to wipe your arse properly.

      • IsAC is a goldmine of practical information, Fiddler on the ways of the countryside – shoot first ask questions later, Vernon Fox on financial prudence and Creampuff on mushroom foraging plus much more.

      • Its like Masterclass but more swearing LL.
        Have to be careful with the advice, some is practical,
        Rob Knott gave someone vehicle maintenance advice that was useful,
        Whereas RTC was accusing famous playwrights of being serial killers.
        Swings & roundabouts…

      • I entirely don’t disagree.

        Burn the ‘schools’ to the ground and start again.

  3. We have 650 experts in lying, subversion, corruption, disloyalty and greed sitting in Westminster. Never mind the close to 800 cunts in the House of Lords we didn’t elect.

  4. And according to the master race whoops Freudian slip there class web site it only costs 15 quid or so. Fucking hell times must be hard for these cunts.

  5. I’ve just had a quick look and think that it actually looks quite interesting. If they run a course called ” How to up your Cuntishness”, I’ll sign on….well, either sign on or, more likely, be asked to give the lecture.

  6. I looked at this website and it had John Travolta and Olivia Newton John on it telling you how to take care of geeses.

    Oh wait, that’s not right.

    Geese is the word.

    I’ll get me coat.

  7. Neil Gaiman definitely not a cunt.

    Look him up. You’ll be surprised at some of the quality stuff he has written.

    • Big fan myself, Oden. I became aware of him through Pratchett books many years ago. Recently been watching the TV adaption of American Gods. As you say, definitely not a cunt.

      • Try the Sandman graphic novels. I loved them as a teenager.

        He also wrote the script for one of my favourite films, Stardust. Fantastic bit of entertainment that.

    • That actor Armie Hammer would be a good choice for hosting a cooking show!
      Hes passionate about meat,
      And not fussed if its animal or human.
      The fine young cannibal.

      • Aye I looked up his posts to those birds.

        What a fucking nutcase lol.

        Acting career over I think. Although Hollywood might say how ‘brave’ he is in coming out as a cannibal.

        Thank god he didn’t say he voted for Trumpy then.

  9. Would never of known this cunt central repository existed.

    Sixdog Vomit teaches developing and obnoxious personality.

    Groovy!

    Where’s my cheque?

    • Doh… it’s conversion, dummy!

      She teaches how to convert your oven to North Sea gas.

      🙄

    • There’s something amusingly ironic about having a conservationist using the power and natural resource hungry internet as a platform to preach about matters conservation related.

      I would expand on this but I do need to pop out for a bit, I’ve got this rather nice pristine bit of rainforest to go strip mine…pesky rare earth elements eh?, the electronics and computer industries just wouldn’t be the same without them.

  12. Good cunting,
    A lot of these ‘famous’ people are feeling the Covid 19 pinch as DJ’s and Producers have no clubs to play in and Festivals are off etc for example.
    So what they do is to try and keep the money rolling in via online shite and there are many sad cunts who’ll pay to listen to their bollocks.
    Covid has really put the messed up the world of entertainment and hospitality.

    • B&WC@ – we should start our own IAC advice site for snowflakes and soyboys – a very reasonable tenner a month – we could make a tidy sum Sir, a tidy sum indeed! £😃👍£££

  13. Sounds like something for pompous cunts written by even more pompous cunts. Although to be fair to Samuel L Jackson he’s brilliant in Kingsman.

  14. Have I missed some thing….?
    Looks like I fell asleep……. And woke up in Jew heaven
    With this bunch of cunts

  15. Some of the topics looked quite interesting to me. How to negotiate, how to write fiction, how to write a screenplay, then I looked at the price of these courses. Plenty of people giving out good info for free on YT!

  16. My masterclasses are free, altho fuck that no good faggot fuck name, my ‘class’ is called ‘BL’s What the fuck are you? Man or mouse?”. In my lessons, where snorting coke and doing drugs while learning is absolutely welcomed, I will teach you some top shit about being a bad ass like me. This shit may not be useful to everyone, but its better than that pussy masterclass shit from those joo muddafuckas. With my shit hot class, as I can only be god damned fucked to do one, you will learn:

    1) How to spy on undressing nuns like a pro
    2) Telling your aunt Wendy to go fuck herself
    3) The art of smoking crack, heroin, fucking hoe’s for free and not giving a fuck
    4) Roadside blackmail, and jerking the fuck off in the rain
    5) Corner shop robbery call outs, and keeping the stolen cash
    6) Stress relief by shooting your car radio and howling like a beaten dog if you’re gambling bets go tits up
    7) Yelling ‘Im a fuckin cop” should shit go down
    8) Doing more drugs
    9) Take no shit from nobody
    10) If all else fails, have a mental breakdown in a church and fuckin go for it you caaawksuckaaas

    Now watch my movie assholes and learn.

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