Perhaps this has been nominated before but JC on a Pogo Stick, I’m losing the will to live. Why? Because I’ve finally had a guts full of “Trigger Warnings”! They don’t just appear at the start of the programme, oh no that would be too easy. They appear at almost every commercial break.
Not just the “Flashing Lights” one but now we are warned that documentaries such as “The World at War” contain “Violent” images and scenes. Well I think WW2 did involve some violence, that is why it was a War! The rot continues with these wretched things spreading like a stain across the world.
Why do these “People” think that the audience is so thick as to be incapable of deciding for themselves whether their spawn/sprogs may watch something? Are they THAT stupid? Yes, I know, rather answers my question but it’s getting beyond a joke.
Nominated by: Mr Angry
And added to by Sir Limply Stoke:
“Trigger Warnings” and pixellating out “distressing scenes” in archive footage. You never see the full head jerk and brain matter spray job that is the real President Kennedy asassination any more and certainly not in the original colour footage.
(Just a quick heads up – it all kicked off on Capitol Hill this morning (7/01/21) as news reports will tell you. But please don’t derail this or subsequent nominations discussing it at length. An emergency cunting nomination would be recommended. Thanks -DA)
I was talking to my brother the other day and apparently the film Scum now has a trigger warning. Really? The 18 certificate doesn’t tell you that? Can you imagine the sort of twats who get offended by everything watching that fillum? They’d have a fucking stroke.
‘Where’s ya tool?’
On a similar note…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/01/07/nihilism-and-misanthropy/
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Enjoy…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jt4RtXJGAg
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Always loved that scene CMC. Today’s snowflakes would burst into tears watching that. However I suspect they would get a stiffie watching the greenhouse scene where the retard gets it up the bum.
Fucking poofs!
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Oh, and another scene requiring a trigger warning….where the Governor says…..”MECCA Archer? You’ll see the Chaplain in the morning and we’ll have no more talk of MECCA in this institution!!”.
Pure Islamophobia which hadn’t been invented back then.
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“- Mr Sands: Name and number?
– Angel: 4736, Angel, sir.
– Mr Sands: Louder!
– Angel: 4736, Angel, sir.
– Mr Sands: Straight out the banana trees, eh? Well, you take it from me, nig-nog, you go steal white man’s motor cars and you get white man’s stick, right?
– Angel: Yes, sir.”
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It’s all because of the rise of The Gays and The Deviants.
Oh and to cover their arses in case a snowflake gets upset and lynches them via Twatter.
CUNTS.
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Do not speak for all pooves. The only trigger warning I require is ‘may NOT contain nuts’.
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The best ones are the warnings about offensive content for Disney cartoons. Modern ones too.
Fucking Disney lol.
I recall when the Major would talk about cricket on Fawlty Towers. Those were the days.
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Unless I’m missing something and Mary Poppins gets her cunt out in the remake and throws a Roman salute?
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There seems to be an assumption we are all weak as water bitches who need patting on the head and tucking in by “nanny state”.
Natural selection toughens up or eliminates the weak, but this has been circumvented by truly evil people intent on creating a culture of fear and control.
We need a civil war, and the natural order restored – and hopefully this time Sir Fiddller will refrain from filching my tank to go big game hunting!
On other news I bought a pair of socks – had it been summer I could have just helped myself to some from washing lines – I fkin hate winter! 😀
Right, freezing cold bike ride 😲
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I’ll take a flying guess you are in UK.
I ride my bike year round – by choice, I might add, in Canada.
Coldest I’ve ridden in was -35ºC – goggles iced over so I took ’em off. Next thing, my eyelids were freezing together.
That’s a cold cunt.
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As a frequent listener to Wireless 4 Extra, I get sick of the announcements preceding innocuous comedy shows of the 60s, 70s, and even 80s that “this show DOES contain some dated langauge and attitudes” – this can include Albert Steptoe using the word “birds” for wimmin. It even included a Wendy Craig series called Not In Front Of The Children(!) which was censored for a couple of mother in law jokes. Les Dawson would be spinning in his grave,
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I used to love Les Dawson’s ‘romantic’ tales as he played the piano out of tune.
Funny as fuck.
Now?
Nish fucking Wotsit and that MacIntyre twat.
I could fucking weep.
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That pisses me off no end on the film descriptions on Sky Cinema. I have an idea Sky, how about telling me what the fucking film is about, never mind the attitudes of the day.
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I wouldn’t say the room was small but when I talked to myself, one of us had to step outside to reply.
https://youtu.be/tuqgj6zzt3E
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I approve of trigger warnings, as long as we can use them in everyday life:
-someone annoys you in a shop:
“Warning: I am about to call you a cunt and tell you to fuck off!”
-To a busty barmaid:
“Warning: there is zero chance of eye contact in the forthcoming interaction!
-To a lady:
“Warning: I am about to pull out and cover your face in jizz, leading to scenes that some wimminz, may find disturbing!”
Sorted 😀👍
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On the Yesterday channel, Ronnie Barker’s Porridge is preceded by a warning that it contains ‘outdated language’. Good grief.
I suspect that some of these nambys would be offended by the pepperings of ‘naff orf’ and the ubiquitous skin calendar hanging by Fletch’s bedstead.
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I find most helpful the “This broadcast may contain images of deceased persons, which may distress indigenous viewers” as it forewarns me of a bunch of natives pissing and moaning about their lot as government handouts aren’t enough to keep them in goon bags and takeaways.
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There was a trigger-warning before “Hobson’s Choice”,a 1954 comedy on the Talking Pictures channel…why,I’ve genuinely got no idea,I couldn’t see anything offensive in it.
Do they think that the sort of people who are watching some 70 ancient old black and white film are the type to be offended anyhow? I really can’t see that their audience is liable to contain many “I’m triggered” types at the best of times.
If people are offended by anything they see on television,they can turn it off…the same as I do when the likes of James “FatCunt” Corden pops up (who is far more offensive,as far as I’m concerned,than Charles Laughton)….I don’t need warning that I might find Corden and his type upsetting…I fucking already know…and if I didn’t,I’d sharp work it out.
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No trigger warnings when some jiggabooo appears on the BBC to say they want to kill all white people.
That’s fucking hunky dory.
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Im always genuinely surprised at people who are easily offended.
I see them as weak, and a overwhelming urge to offend them more takes over.
Certain topics offend all of us in society and I get that,
But getting hysterical because someone says a naughty word?
Or expressed a view they dont like?
Grow up.
Heil Hitler.
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I find you grossly offensive and have called for you to be “deplatformed” many times.
Good Morning,MNC.
Good Morning,All.
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Morning Dick👍
Just because I get aroused at funerals?
I take my pleasure where I see fit!
Mr Pilling may have won you the Deadpool but I found his funeral unbearably sexy.
Doesn’t make me a monster.
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I hear the “police” are investigating that little incident.
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Im not scared of Sting and his middle of the road pop band.
Theyll never take me alive!
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There should be a warning before almost every modern “comedy” show:
This programme is devoid of any real humour and is intended to appease woke snowflake types.
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I find the Dead Pool on this site highly offensive and it frightens me that everyone wants to see that poor Mr Blair and his lovely wife dead.
You cunts are not very nice are you?
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I think that you’ll find that most of us were splendid ,upright citizens until that evil Fiddler got to grips with our minds.
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My Mrs has said he had made me ‘a new man’, as I type from the doghouse.
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I wonder if types who go round with clipboards could stop asking people about their favourite biscuits or political party and find out for us what percentage of the populace can be categorised as Weak As Piss?
Thank you.
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I need a trigger warning for wimminz ‘experts’ on football shows.
If I was on the show, I’d take an air horn with me and let it off in the bint’s face every time she opened her mouth to try and speak.
These people are witches. Burn ’em!
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Let’s hope that in 50 years time programmes made currently have trigger warnings- ‘ this film contains outdated woke attitudes’. , ‘this programme features Lily Allen’., ‘warning, in the early twenty first century mixed race families were seen as essential in broadcasting ‘.
We can but hope.
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Last Of The Summer Wine should have been banned.
Or at least a trigger warning-
‘Watching this programme could put you into a comatosed state. The material herein is so bland it is torpor-inducing in the extreme. There is a real possibility of you losing the will to live half way through.
Having said all that here they are for the upteenth millionth time Gleggy, Compo and the rest.
🎶Duh duh …duh duh de de de…duh duh de….🎶
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How about a trigger warning for the BBC masterpiece “Mrs Brown’s Boys”?
You are about to see outdated Irish stereotypes featuring a bloke dressed as a woman who will make you laugh by saying the word “feck” every two minutes. This totally contradicts our policy of constant wokery pokery but you dimmos seem to like it so we don’t give a fuck.
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Mr Brown is at the window…. I’ll be back in 5 minutes.
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People are so easily triggered, takes some of the fun out of it.
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I needed a trigger warning before that Barclays advert* featuring those degenerate football fans.
*Wasn’t an advert at all, just a shameless piece of virtue signalling. No mention of what they do or any services they offer.
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I have been offending people for the last 5 decades I do not give a fuck. I am what I am, fuck off.
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That fucker from HSBC is still banging on saying “we are not an island.”
We are, you fuckin’ imbecile.
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Let the stupid fucker try walking from Dover to France .
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That cunt doesn’t know basic geography and is some sort of flat earther, no way id trust him with my banking.
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I was watching the band The Sweet on old seventies footage. The base player was dressed in a German military uniform and he was wearing a swastika but it had been blurred our . Ffs how feeble.
I remember watching The Dirty Dozen and in one scene Telly Savalas says “do we have to eat with n1ggers”? Now when screened it’s edited out . Since when did these cunts get the power to decide what I hear or watch?
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Match of The Day
The following programme features some football but viewers may be offended by a stinking, whispy bearded, taxdoging, slimy, fake libtard, immo loving, grossly overpaid piece of shit.
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BBC news and documentaries
These programmes contain bullshit
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Trigger warning – our world is being taken over by communism and islam,
And the very Quisling hysterical advocates of these ideologies of evil would be the first to be eradicated.
In the last 20 short years I have seen all the freedoms our predecessors died for have gone.
There will be hell to pay when the majority are pushed too far.
And I will be at the front rallying the troops.
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Trigger warning: “The following programme contains white privileged heterosexual people!”
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Many a true word spoken in jest.
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I find it fucking amazing that millennial wankers are quite happy to wish suicide and death on others on twitter etc. Quite happy to watch cunts live streaming all sorts of nefarious shit online. Play the most violent bloodthirsty games know to man. Get there cunts, cocks arse and tits out online at the drop of a hat and send them to some stranger on tinder, but they have an attack of the vapours and want every cunt sacked, deleted or cancelled should they stumble upon Alf Garnett call someone a nancy boy on TV Fucking cunts!
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