Simon Cowell (6)

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I’d like a “ on yer bike you stupid cunt” cunting for Simon Cowell.

The condescending dipstick bought an E bike that he knew was capable of 60mph, got on, set off, and flipped it, and broke his back. He’s now trying to sue the company that manufactures them for 10 million, claiming that the company should have given him lessons.

The only lesson this cunt needs is how to read manuals that specifically say “ not suitable for rich arrogant cunts”.

Good luck with your claim Mr Knievel, you utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

(More here – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13459883/simon-cowell-legal-action-electric-bike-crash-broken-back/ )

39 thoughts on “Simon Cowell (6)”

  1. If Cowell survived, I might sue the manufacturer of the bike. Least they could’ve done was make sure of offing the cunt.

  2. If we’re going to play the blame game, he can forward that 10 million to my bank account for the mental anguish caused by his awful paucity of talent shows.
    I don’t watch the rubbish, but instead of confining it to a channel on tv, it works its way into replays, the news, newspapers, and other media.
    They’re (lack of) talent shows, not a way of life.

  3. He’s thinking of suing, but jokes from his hospital bed that he ‘ should have read the manual ‘.
    Thick cunt.
    Case dismissed !

    • Not altogether sure about the case being dismissed; US courts seem to have the ‘ curious and deranged ‘ presiding over them . Some of the decisions are therefore bizarre, especially in California.

      • From one page on the beastie..

        ‘..The EB-01 is technically a trail motorcycle that is not road legal either in the UK or U.S..’

        But yes…the US legal system….and that of planet California…

        Can the rest of us sue the manufacturers for failing to kill the cunt by reason of them not making the thing sufficiently dangerous enough for the task?

  7. It’s only a shame his fall didn’t happen on a busy road, and the cunt went under a bus. Slimy cocksucker.

  8. Silly cunt, that’s what happens when twats have more money than sense.

    If I had his wealth I would be riding expensive pussy not electric bikes 😂

    • I trust he’s paying privately for his treatment and not expecting us all to subsidize him through the NHS.

      • I think he did this in the US so I am sure he will be paying, that’s probably why he wants to sue the company.

  9. “Its like trying to control a wild horse rearing up” said an insider of Cowell’s failure of riding an electric bike. Yes, I’m sure 19th century cattle herders thought “Fucking hell, breaking in this wild stallion is just like trying to master an overpriced toy for a plastic Hollywood Brit wanker living off the back of selling mind numbing shit music to retards”.

  10. This cunt would only waste the 10 million on more plastic surgery.This cunt would be the most plastic cunt out there.

  11. He’d be better off spending 10 million to cure his gayness. Pakistan is that way Cowell, read a map to research charging points or just drive yourself over the white cliffs. Win-win.

    • Cant even ride a electric bike,
      Fuck me, what a wanker.
      Broke his back?😀😀😀👍
      The daft gay cunt.

      • This moody moobster should try a motocrosser if he wants real terror! (Fkin girl!).
        First rule – know what you are doing, learn what you are doing or leave be.
        Where’s a left turning lorry when you need one?

  13. Charles Hughes, formerly of the Football Association was once accused of poisoning the wells of a generation of English talent through his obsession with long ball route one tactics.

    Simon Cowell has done a similar job by poisoning mainstream music.
    Admittedly it had already been shit for a long time but this smug cunt has helped accelerate it.

  15. Like Nicola sturgeon hes a fan of ‘cubist barbering’
    Square as you like, leave the corners please barber.
    Think you get it done by Duplo

  17. He should lose the action. The bike was evidently doing exactly what it was designed to do, except that it didn’t kill the cunt.

  18. It’s a good job he isn’t one of the gays, a broken back would stop him from bending over and spreading his arse cheeks for the latest boy band who want to be signed up.

    If he was a gay, of course (which he isn’t ahem).

    • Whats the difference between Louis Walsh and an electric bike? Not everyone has ridden an electric bike

    • Well at least it wasn’t Katie price, you could get a whole telephone exchange up her

  21. Stupid short arsed cunt, this product is not suitable for Cuban heeled wearing dickheads. What would this prick be like on a 500 cc two stroke Motocross bike.!

  22. Typical rich Berty Big Balls. Has several of these electric bikes but has to have the biggest and fastest which is basically an electric motor bike and didn’t read the manual. Shame the cunt didn’t brake his neck and put him out of our misery.

  23. The reason Sinitta’s a millionaire after two hits 35 years ago is she knows he’s a cock polisher. I wish he’d broken his neck after the cultural drivel he’s inflicted on us.

  24. He would be better giving his money to Max Clifford so he can pay the Daily Mail to continually publish stories showing how Cowell is definitely not gay and has a harem of women at his beck and call . Oh wait ….

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