Rita Ora (2)

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I would like to nominate the cock sucking at tension seeking plastic fantastic slapper that is Rita fucking Ora.

Now this cunt is starting to get on my nerves to the same level as Lilly the musical mong and here’s why, first it has to be her cats chorus shit music, secondly she has done a full on rebuild of herself with plastic surgery until she no longer resembles the original twat she was, thirdly is the attention seeking, she will do absolutely anything from fucking anyone who is willing as long as they are a celebrity to making damn sure she gets her weird plastic face on the news at any cost.

Which leads me nicely to the latest question…. You guys decide is Rubber Rita that much of a cunt the she is flying to Egypt for parties and flownting lock down rules and the health of a nation just because she is an arrogant self entitled diva cunt or is she that desperate for publicity she is organising the press to catch her throwing parties with 30 odd people, or not self isolating after going to shit holes like Egypt.

As I suspect it’s the later and much like Lilly mong she will keep on going until she is on ISAC all the time, cunts like rubber Rita don’t get Covid themselves they just help spread it around, so a puncture patch counting for rubber Rita who now looks like a blow up sex doll, I wonder if she has an interchangeable rubber snack, pull back ears, fold in teeth and a flat head for you to rest your pint glass on……..

Rubber Rita total cunt who is going to be getting on my nerves for years to come if you takes a que from Cher…. How long does plastic take to start breaking down. God help us all

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(No doubt this pic will give the resident degenerates the horn! (mentioning no names, Cuntstable Cuntbubble) – DA)

59 thoughts on “Rita Ora (2)”

  1. Well that’s put me right off any thoughts of having fish ‘n’ chips tonight!

    Who the fuck is she anyway?

  2. Basically she’s an Albanian call girl with a record deal and celebrity status. No talent, intelligence, style or class whatsoever.

    Think Tatu, the Cheeky Girls, the Kardashians and other ex- Iron Curtain or Soviet occupied shithole euroslags. Rita is one of that lot (and a cunt). Her first words in English were probably ‘I give good blowjob, yes? You pay? Plenty good! Dooshka Dooshka!’

    • Thanks, Norm.

      I can see a situation in the next 10 years come a general election time, where Millenials and Gen Zs will be voting for candidates who are celebs and Z-listers like this hag.

      Imagine Katie Price and PM, Ed Sherran as Chancellor and Rita as Home Secretary for the LibDemWoke Party.

      You may laugh, but it will happen! (hopefully when I’m dead and buried)

  4. I would use her as a three holed activity centre and you would need to drag me off it to make me stop.

    Used to see her around and abaahhht where she lives. Looks absolutely filthy in real life too.

  6. Never heard of this fuck or the Conor cocksucker in the header pic.

    I need to get a life.

  7. When my local used to have karaoke nights, a pair of identical twins used to turn up and sing that song….’Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.’
    They were Cher and Cher alike….

  8. Rita Ora
    We should all be asking who this nobody is. A one hit wonder slapper whose song we can’t recall. Famous for being famous. A triumph of marketing over talent.
    A lucky nobody karaoke star humming somebody else’s tunes.

  9. Admit the plastic slapper does give me old horse-prong a twitch or two but if it’s Albanian could not afford all the relatives in me bed, the scrap metal in me field plus the hush money and other pay-offs when the time comes to get rid. Also one of the most digitally enhanced slappers out there. The curves are all algorithms.

  10. Sorry but plastic does not inspire trouser rumblings. Besides which I dont know who this fucker is.
    However Ursula von der Leyen gives me the flugelhorn.

    • #MeToo, Cuntstable.

      Juncker very rarely gave me the horn.

      I think von der Leyden was drafted in to sexually discombobulate Boris.

  11. A polished and surgically enhanced version of one of the scrubby female dooshkas who vaccum your car carpets and slap the shit out of the mats whilst the male dooshka attacks your alloys with cat piss, followed by a jetwash.

  12. I was going to try and make a joke using Kia Ora the orange squash. Maybe she looks orange and juicy. No good I know. Anyway half-heartedly Googled Kia Ora-

    Clicked on the top link (‘The Spinoff’)

    Just part of it-

    ‘In ,1903, a man called Arthur Gasquoine created a lemon cordial and called it Kia-Ora. It seems he was inspired by the literal translation of kia ora — to wish someone good health and wellness, and, in keeping with the traditions of white people, had no problem whatsoever taking a chunk of Māori culture and using it for his own benefit’

  16. DA, never mind the Cunstable (who I see from his post above is in denial), if I were you I’d be more worried about NA seeing it. Expect more overnight downtime from yet another ghostly electrical short due to “ectoplasm” on the site servers. Leave a box of tissues out.

  17. Dooshka dooksha, you want fucky? Can put up my arse for 5 pounds for you dooshka dooksha. Better for condom I have the diseases smell can be not good, like dead animal with the cheeses of green no licky licky not good for you dooshka dooshka.

  18. Well five alive, it seems you all adore-a bit of Ri-Ora’s um bongo.

    At least the Cheeky Girls bagged themselves an MP.

    • Shes on a Christmas special with Sue Perkins on Christmas eve.
      Think Bob Mortimer is on it?
      Yes, Rita,Sue and Bob too…

      • That tuppence flicking cunt Perkins will frig herself into a supernova if she’s on the same show as Randy Rita.

  21. Another fucking fugee , family moved here from Kosovo because of persecution of Albanians….

    Why the fuck didn’t they move to Albania!!

  22. Going to open myself up to ridicule here. I probably would.
    As far as I know she’s only had her nose done and her boobs done – so hardly excessive.

    Not overly keen on the tattoos, but I bet she’s filthy – and not in the needs to go in the shower sense.

    • She may be placed in the Wankbank without reproach as far as I’m concerned.
      Absolute filth!

      • A lot of younger women are lacking in that department these days MNC.

        I’ve cooked for a number of ladies that I’ve been involved with over the years.
        Of course I couldn’t even begin to compete with the likes of Cuntfinder General and the NOTORIOUS B&WC.

        I did at once go out with a lass that baked.
        I think I gained nearly a stone during that relationship!

  23. Clearly lacks a brain.Rubber Rita for the oven please Unkle Terry.Mund you she will melt!

  25. I see this B Grader is coming to Australia to help judge Australias Got Talent. There’s 2 things wrong with this, Australias got no talent left here and who the fuck is this thing to judge anyone.

    • You should see the crew of totally untalented cunts judging Britain’s got Cunts. This tart is probably Barbra Streisand in comparison.
      Probably.

      Oh, and have that cunt Andre back.

  26. Think pikey that won the lottery, rubber Rita is going to be this year’s xmass go go go, she is even more of a cunt than spellchecker,….

    • Ho Ho fucking Ho that was meant to be,,,, how the fuck can you stop spellchecker from doing this all the time, spell checker is even more of a cunt than the Albanian celebrity cock gobbler

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