Media Wrongspeak

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A newspeak cunting for the world of the media and the way they describe events and things.

We have had the ‘new normal’ to describe the way we will live our lives for the foreseeable future, it varies from lockdown to post apocalyptic Covid 19.
Now they are delving into hospitality, more specifically pubs. Rather than say pubs that serve drinks and a packet of crisps, ie a pub, they are now ‘Wet Pubs’.

For fuck sake, a Pub is Pub, by definition it serves drinks and usually not with a fucking river running through it (That one in York seem to be wet from time to time).
If a Pub that serves drinks is a ‘Wet Pub’ what is Pub that serves drinks and meals ‘Wet and fucking Dry’

Total bollocks, the more the media use it the more the fucking dickheads who are interviewed use it.

Media Newspeak are Cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it

35 thoughts on “Media Wrongspeak”

  2. Yet again comparisons can be made between the the current state of the world and Orwell’s classic.
    The only thing Orwell got wrong was the date.

  3. ‘The Media’ is a bunch of prettified robot cunts spouting off a script what $oro$’s arsehole wants you to hear.

    Anyone who listens to any mainstream media with any slight intent, is a brain-dead zombie who deserves everything that’s coming to them.

    • The delusional media appear to think they are some sort of unconstitutionalised fourth branch of Government, acting as some sort of arbiter for the other three.

  5. I see that satanic baboon, OBASTURD, has been on air with Trevor Noah making fun of Trump, a finer pair of gibbons couldn’t swing from a lampost. When is that fucking stick-thin skidmark going to slither off with his husband Michael’s BBC up his arse and leave the world the fuck alone. He’s already had 12 years of Marxist destruction, enough already.

  6. All is not lost, yesterday Nigel Farage had more viewers than Sly News. Keep the faith fellow cunters.

    • BFP on YouTube tell the truth and highlight all the wrong doings by the Peacefulls that never reach MSM.

  9. Media? loads about.
    Facts? Few and far between.
    Certainly none available from the MSM.
    The laughable soppy cunts.

  10. Language is the foundation on which all lies are built.

    Some of the crap that has dribbled out of media gobshites over the past 20 or so years is incredible. It seems to have reached high orbit around star system cunt.

    Political correctness, Doublethink, and just outright bullshit. Media mongspeak.

  11. The Media, example BBC describe an anti racist/BLM protest as peaceful with a follow up that 27 police officers were injured during the ‘largely peaceful anti racist/BLM protest’

    Cunts

  12. I’ve kept myself sane over the last few years by not watching anything even vaguely political and I include BBC ‘comedies’ in that category. I don’t watch the national news and only watch the local BBC news (mainly for the weather forecast which is also mostly wrong) which I take with a pinch of salt. Being told that Trump or Brexit caused an accident on the A47 simply means there was an accident on the A47, it’s easy to filter out facts like that. It really has got to the point that if it doesn’t affect me directly, it’s going to be ignored.

    • I should add that, apart from the odd Metro, I stopped reading newspapers a couple of years ago and haven’t missed them at all.

      • I have not bought a newspaper in 20 years, I do not watch the news on tv and I recently cancelled my Private Eye subscription after 51 years.
        I am ill informed and happy.

    • If you live in the London area, you can’t even watch the 1800 hrs “local news” programme, because all it consists of are dark keys, be they rappers, or singers, or dancers or victims. The only time honkies appear is if they have committed a crime against one of the minorities.

    • For once the government are applying common sense, they know it doesn’t matter if they ‘restrict’ Christmas no one will take any notice.

      Today the media (bbc news) word(s) of the day Covid fatigue, rather than Covid fatigue it’s media fatigue
      Cunts.

  14. I think the definition of a “wet pub” is one where Anal-Ease Dodds pisses her knickers after a port and lemon, and Boris pisses himself when he receives a further “demand” from Barnier

  15. All this media wrongspeak is all part of the leftie woke agenda an you can’t get away from this shit unless you live in a cave.
    I was listening to Jeremy Vine on Radio 2 yesterday and the cunt was still banging on about Brexit and how remainers are saying Told You So with the latest round of EU negotiations.
    Cunts the lot of em.

  16. “Wet” pubs, “Dry Pubs”…won’t matter a fuck before much longer…they’ll all be “closed-for-good Pubs”…not that I can solely blame this disastrous Govt. for the terminal decline of ” The Pub”…Women,that’s who fucked the Pubs. As soon as women who weren’t barmaids or cleaners gained access,The Pub was fucked. Women wanted fancy food (not just a pickled-egg or bag of pork scratchings),women wanted to bring their mewling brats in,women didn’t like the swearing,women wanted Babycham ( which also opened the floodgates to The Gays and all the cost that they entail..locks on shithouse-doors,lacy doilies for them to dab their lipstick with, etc.),women didn’t like cigarette-smoke,women expected clean toilets…on and on.

    What The Monstrous Regiment of Women began,fucking politicians are finishing.

    The Cunts.

    • I went to a pub today at lunchtime… for a coffee, thanks to Dickford’s current rules. I didn’t check out the shithouse door, but they most certainly did not offer me a lacy doily!! I feel I should go back there, put my foot through the bar and send them the bill, or something.

      • LOL….it’s a fucking disgrace. I bet they’d have offered Elton John a lacy doily quick enough..of course,as a Celebrity Gay.Elton wouldn’t have needed to check the shithouse locks..he’d have just known.
        🙂 .

  17. Re pubs: the future will be private drinking clubs aka home bars👍
    With vast tracks of rural Northumbria at your disposal, I trust you will be inviting us to the grand opening of “Ye Cock Well Inn”?
    Ales with names like:

    Fidlers fucker
    Gaye basher
    Dark key ale bad
    Pale ale good
    Cock breaker

    When do you open?😀👍

    • What a grand idea,General. Just think of the fun I could have screaming “Yer barred,ya Cunt. Fuck Off” at anyone who offended my sensibilities.

      I expect my Pub will become a retreat for The Great Thinkers of Our Age….they will be attracted by my affability,open-mindedness and gentle banter….then I’ll sink a few nips and tell them that they are fucking Windbags who know Fuck-All about Fuck All and that they can All Fuck Off and stay Fucked Off……The utter Cunts,my dander’s up at the very thought of the bastards coming into my imaginary bar and spouting their bullshit…I’m fucking furious.

      “RELEASE THE HOUNDS”

      • Blimey-best I keep my mouth shut and just get pissed up in the public bar😳
        Will there be a vegetarian option, re: bar snacks?
        🤔

  18. Dicky, will have one of those Big D peanut boards that hang on the wall behind the bar with a picture of a lady on? The sort where you have to buy enough bags of peanuts before you see the bikini clad lady? Not that I’m into that sort of thing being a gentleman, of course.

    • My father’s workingmen’s club bar (ie the part that those with fannies were allowed in) had that Big D strip, along with a strip for the Pork Scratchings and another for the Scampi Fries. Also a ‘decoupage’ of someone suspended from a rope with the caption, ‘Please don’t hang around the bar’.

      Oh how I loved Mondays and Wednesdays when my mum took me down the club to get her flagon of cider to watch with Coronation Street and whatever came after. Miriam Stoppard’s ‘Where There’s Life’ with the Jean-Michel Jarre theme, Gloria MILF Hunniford in Busman’s Holiday, and Liza tear-a-hole-in-your-fucking-hot-pants-and-let-me-at-it Goddard in Give Us A Clue.

      Dick and the rest of you, I really love our exchanges here. I feel like a freak upon a hill of freakness, being a right-wing bummer. There’s no judgement, we all say what we feel about everything, and we agree and disagree, and most importantly laugh with each other. I was a cunt to DCI Gene Hunt the other night but hopefully it hasn’t damaged anything long-term.

    • Must have been a difficult time for you when they had those peanut-boards….15 packets of salted nuts washed down by half a bottle of sweet sherry is a heady mix….but worth it for that glimpse of tit,eh?.

      Morning,Spoons.
      🙂 .

      • The salted nuts always seemed a sweeter deal than the pickled walnuts, strangely enough 😀

        Morning nice bastard 🙂

      • Morning,,WU.

        The site wouldn’t be the same without so many different views,would it?

        I enjoy the variety.

      • I definitely enjoy the variety St Dick of Dickitude. I know this sounds fulsome, but at least there’s one corner of the internet left I know I can come and vent my spleen in, and it’ll be taken in good humour and faith. M.

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