Carina Ferreira Borges, Chair of the WHO Alcohol and Drugs Commission.
There is a serious suggestion being mooted that alcohol consumption AT HOME might be banned during various covid periods.
Esteemed fellow cunters, whatever your religion may be, whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I would advise you to get bloody-well stocked up with booze.

For it came to pass that a bint from the WHO had a batshit-crazy idea, and spread misery abroad…

Can you imagine what the old Grannie from the “Giles” cartoon would do if deprived of her regular G and T, or Bristol Cream ?
I am getting up early tomorrow. This year’s been so feckin grim, I MUST have alcohol…

I am in no way related to HBHubbard Distilleries and Breweries Inc….honest !!

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

(More here – DA https://www.itv.com/news/2020-11-30/no-lock-ins-under-lockdown-why-are-governments-calling-time-on-alcohol-to-combat-covid-19 )

and supported by: Deploy the Sausage

I’d rather fucking die.
Or even better, let’s make them die.
Though I’m sure that they know that that could be an actual outcome so I doubt they’d have the balls to do it.
1st day without beer…. getting irritable.
2nd day without beer…. missus happy, watching emmerdale, strictly come mincing, celebrity whateverthefuck and bake off with her.
3rd day without beer…. death squads.