Andre Villas-Boas

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Andre Villas-Boas is a cunt.

Marseille manager and Chelsea failure Andre Villas-Boas has said FIFA should retire the No 10 jersey from all clubs in honour of Diego Maradona.

Following Marseille’s 2-0 defeat to Porto in the Champions League, Villas-Boas said: “Maradona, yes it is tough news, I would like FIFA to retire the No. 10 shirt in all competitions, for all teams.

“It would be the best homage we could do for him. He is an incredible loss for the world of football.”

Pele wore the Number 10 shirt long before that slut screwing pill popping cheating fat Argie gremlin. And so did the King, Denis Law. And neither of them had to cheat to win a football match. So Andre Villas Bollocks can stick his virtue signalling and DIego licking up his greasy arse.

Nominated by: Norman 

44 thoughts on “Andre Villas-Boas”

  1. Fuck me is this prick still knocking about? Walked into 2 top jobs at Chelsea and Spurs just because he is foreign and has an exotic name and was fucking useless at both. Who cares what this wanker thinks?

  3. To mark the passing of Maradona, VAR have reviewed the “Hand of God” incident at the 1986 World Cup and have awarded Liverpool a penalty….

  4. Well cunted Norman,
    I remember this slimy cunt being linked with LFC, I remember him strutting abaaaaaht the dugout in his expensive suit.
    Who does he think he is Black and White Cunt? 😁

      • Afternoon GTC, yep Wolves are a very good team. Gonna be an interesting season and I don’t think the mighty Liverpool have got into gear yet. 👍🏽

      • It’s certainly gonna be one hell of a title race. Any one of 5 teams at least could win it this season.

  5. Reckon Spurs have a damn site better chance of winning the league with Mourinho than they ever did with this cunt.

    • Looking good aren’t they? Mourinho seems to have that glint in that eye again.

      • I’m one of those cunts that plays Fantasy Premier League and that partnership has been an absolute godsend for me.

      • Spurs are just copying the hoof-ball tactics that Leicester City used a few years back. The 8-1-1 formation isn’t clever – it’s an admission that they can’t ‘play’ their way to a goal chance. Everton will kick the fuck out of them, literally.

      • Sometimes hoof-ball is far more effective than the tippy-tappy football the likes of Arsenal played under Wenger.

        It’s all very well have 90% possession and bossing the opposition’s half, but the likes of Arsenal wanting to tip-tap the ball right into the goal.

        All very pretty, and it worked for a time until opposition managers cottoned on and just let them come, wait for them to fuck up and then go for a quick break.

  6. Demented prick. Sometimes, even stupid people can surprise, with new levels of stupidity😂

    • Fuck me there are some comedians on here today. Spurs to win the Premier League? They’ll do what they always do and bottle it. You’ve got a better chance of a three-legged horse winning the National.

  7. If Andrew feather boa wants to honour dago maradonna why not cremate him and drop his urn in the sea above the General Belgrano.
    Let him see his mates again.😁

  8. In many teams, the shirts with a particular number, e.g. 7, 9 and 10, are associated with the best players who ever played for those teams. For future players, it is an honour to have those numbers on the back of their shirt. Retiring a shirt number is a stupid idea taken from American sports and ABV is a stupid cunt for making this stupid fucking suggestion.

    He was also Spurs coach. Does David Lammy, MP for Tottenham, know him?

  9. Andre Villas Boas
    Pseudo football manager seemingly rewarded for sustainable mediocrity.

    Let the Argies or Boca Juniors retire the number 10 shirt if they want to, but to suggest all clubs around the world do the same is just ridiculous.

  10. Boas and that Argie slug are not worthy to share the same sentence as.

    Denis law was a footballing genius.

  11. He’s basically the precursor to Mikel Artetadyce – somebody given a top job because he used to put out the cones in training for a more successful manager. Lampard will end up being at Chelsea what some idiots thought he would be.

    • I think it’s wonderful that Arsenal have a manager who wants to play tippy tappy football, just like Pep, better than Pep though because Arsenal don’t have the players to do it.

      Arsenal will remedy the problem though and buy some more midfielders, just like every season for the last 15 odd years. No no the defence is fine, no problems there, what we need are some more midfielders, can we get another one with a broken back? That was funny wasn’t it.

      Arsenal let’s face it are fucked, they’ve been fucked since Kronke got his teeth teeth into the club.

      Arteta is a symptom of the disease killing the club.

      • It’s funny to see mind. Some of their fans are so arrogant that it’s a joy seeing their delusions shattered on a weekly basis. AFTV being a case in point – their treatment of Wenger was disgraceful.

      • Not so funny if you’re a 4th generation Gooner, it was fine before we were a great team for a few years, most of the fans bleating were not fans pre Wenger.

      • I found out recently that before he came in you’d won the league twice in 45 years or something like that. What he did with you lot was miraculous. Second only to Fergie imo.

      • But one of those occasions was 1989 at Anfield going there last day of the season needing two goals to win the title, still cheers me up watching it now.

      • Mind you, if Pep wants a real challenge him and Arteta should swap roles. See how good of a manager Mr Chequebook really is.

      • Leaving Highbury was selling our soul. We now play in a soulless concrete bowl, where you’re told to sit down by stewards. You’ll also be ejected if you sing a few typical football chants.

        £70 a ticket you say to watch some over privileged knee taking bellends? Couldn’t give a fuck anymore.

      • Arsenal and Man United are similar. Both had great managers and everything they achieved and built up is now dust. Both had greats on the pitch (like Keane and Viera) but now have overpaid ponces who do fuck all. Both also had the meanest defences in the league with the likes of Bruce, Adams, Schmeichel and Seaman. Now they have more holes than JFK and JR Ewing combined.

        Always liked Highbury. A top away trip and it was the best ground in London.

      • On a positive note Norm, looks like Pogba is finally going to make Utd fans happy-by fucking off😀👍

      • Only Neymar and Sterling are more loathsome than Pogba. All vain, narcissistic cunts who think they’re God’s gift to earth.

  12. It would be more appropriate to ban the white lines on the pitch in honour of the fat bastard.

  13. This fuckwitted, burbling cunt has the gift of the gab but is, in fact, fucking useless. He has talked his way into seven jobs in the last ten years and that includes two years on the dole! Tiny amount of silverware other than the odd Manager if the Month. Plenty of P45s.

    As for retiring the No 10 shirt….. fuck right off! Not just Pele but our own Sir Geoff Hurst has a decent shout on that. No other cunt has scored a hatrick in a World Cup Final.

    The only one who needs retiring is Andre Villas-Wanker!

  14. Only number 10 to be retired should be Arsenal for Dennis Bergkamp and that ‘voodoo spinny turny what the fucky’ goal against Newcastle.

    As skillful as the Argue cunt was, I doubt even he could’ve pulled that off.

  15. Andre Aston Villa Boa Constricter, another virtue signalling prat who I honestly thought had disappeared up his own arse.

  17. AVB = total cunt.

    There are plenty of other number 10’s who have graced the game. Pele and the Lawman rightfully nominated

    If Boca or the slimey argies want to retire the number fine but telling the rest of us, you can fuck right off

  18. Well said Norman. AVB is a fucking nobhead. Football started long before that little coke headed twat turned up and will continue long after.

  19. Well that’s his 5 minutes worth of headlines. Now fuck off and win a Champions League or two if you want to be taken seriously, you stupid cunt

  20. Fuck me, Boarse must’ve headed too many balls; he certainly talks balls, though.
    Whatever next ? Metropolitan Plis enforcing a ban on 69 ?
    Gawd help us.

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