A blow-your-own-trumpet, what-a-good-girl-am-I, the-sun-shines-out-of-my-arsehole cunting please for Mistress Hurst, 47 who has appeared on Wireless 4 today, as well as giving interviews to the press, to pat herself on the back, for taking part in the Covid19 vaccine trials:-
Jesus Christ, you would think Hurst undertook this trial alone, she is clearly after a DBE, or a gig presenting Wimmins Hour. By her own admission the side effects were no worse than what you might experience from the flu vaccine (which I and many others have had for years), but somebody please get her a milk bottle top to pin to her sagging knockers.
There are some lines from Tony Hancock’s “Blood Donor”, which apply to this smug old tart, so I let Alan Simpson and Ray Galton speak for her:
“I understand after this we get a cup of tea and a biscuit…but no badge. I think we ought to get something, to show we are do-gooders. Nothing pretentious – just a little enamel thing saying ‘He gaveth for others so that others might live’
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Looks like a peaceful has gone on a wacky Wednesday stab fest in Burnley.
Was gonna say when will we learn. But we haven’t and won’t
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oh dear – yes. Had to search for it on Al BBC, but the report contained the classic line:
Inquiries are ongoing but police believe this is an isolated incident and no-one else is thought to have been involved.
Cunts.
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Burnley? Bound to be a customer of Alan’s Snackbar.
It’s full of the filthy fuckers.
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Here you are – if you want to ignore my brave old bag:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/burnley-marks-spencers-stabbing-110920863.html
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The CUNT who did the stabbing was definitely an architect of the peaceful persuasion, or a piss taker with an extensive fancy dress wardrobe:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9009429/Two-people-stabbed-Marks-Spencer-left-seriously-injured-police-arrest-knife-suspect.html
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Notice the BBC have made sure they don’t refer to him as asian or muslim but instead call him a local man. Yeah, local to fucking Islamabad.
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He is certainly not an aspiring anything, except perhaps an aspiring pensioner! Bit old for a young tearaway isn’t he?
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He looks like Uncle Bulgaria.(pictured here with his latest bride)…https://images.app.goo.gl/MunuazJGtwumV6KT6
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Late to the cuntings today-that made me laugh😂👍
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Burnley? Did he shout, “Allâh Ay Up Baa”?
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It’s all this stuff about Xmas on the telly, the peacefuls get offended. About time it was banned……in the name of diversity obviously.
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Obviously a right wing thug masquerading as a peaceful member of the Muslim community.
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BLM in action in Walthamstow
Got no cash, here is a knife in back for your trouble init.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/cyclist-stabbed-walthamstow-shernhall-street-b139562.html
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I noticed that there have been no arrests.
Strange, the Met are usually so efficient!
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That’s because the city’s full of blacks and the racist bastard police can’t tell the difference between them. Personally, I’d arrest the fucking lot of them, they’re all bound to be guilty of something.
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The old ways are always the best 👍
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As guinea pigs go at least shes not a looker!
So if she starts to melt or mutate its no massive loss.
Nice afro!!😁
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I think she has already mutated into a self serving, look at me I’m a cunt bitch.
Hope she grows a fucking lizard tail.
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They do seem to have an obsession with guns and killing each other. America’s such a safe country. I wish I lived there.
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Entered in nomination.
Admin – any chance of deleting this piece of prime cuntishness please?
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“Wrong” nomination.
Grrrrrr. I need to lie down in a dark room.
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Didn’t do her any good – has turned her into an old boot.
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Lord C, its turned her into Colonel Gaddafi!!
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she could actually be Sigourney Weaver AFTER the Aline has been fucked by the Alien
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She looks more like one of Weaver’s gorillas in the mist than the old butch actress.
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I was guessing it was a picture of Leo Sayer’s mum…
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Looks like a gorilla in our midst
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Give it six months and see if she is still standing.
Some of the dodgy vaccines that the Gate’s foundation was testing on African kids left the human guinea pigs brain damaged and infertile.
I think I’ll wait for the entire BAME population to get theirs before I get in line for my compulsory vaccination and complimentary forehead barcode tattoo.
Thanks all the same.
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Bucket (as in pass me that)
Oven (as in Unkle Terry)
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A woke tuppence licker if ever I saw one.
I noticed from the link that she’s a “Ms”
Surprise, surprise.
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Les(bo) Mserable
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I bet her minge looks like an exploding porcupine
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If only Nigel Kneale were still alive – this woman could inspire: Quatermass and the Tit
The professor investigates a bizarre medical experiment that has gone gravely wrong……
Episode One; The Invasion of the Lezbo’s
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I took part in a trial but I dont like to talk about. Women’s netball is overrated anyway.
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Used to watch the ladies playing netball in Lincoln Inns Field in my lunch-hour.
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I once took part in a trial. The neighbours didn’t half gossip.
Get To Fuck.
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You’re a miscreant too, Cuntstable ?
Who’d have thunk it ?
😀
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I was fitted up. No idea how the netball team’s knickers got into my bag.
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I’m afraid the video evidence is against you, you’re a social menace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCc4oZZPR-A
Disgraceful.
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Belated:
@Cunstable C:
You are Arnold Layne and I claim my £5 extra dark tanning session voucher 🤝
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Hopefully the mutations will help her become a super soldier in the fight against the xenomorphs.
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She just needs to know one thing….where they are.
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Going off nom for a mo, just had an email from Bristol City Council.
It’s a message to the Somali community about tier 3 restrictions.
A video in Somali. As if these cunts are going to take any notice of the restrictions whatever language you tell them in.
If they can’t speak the Queen’s then they should either learn it or fuck off.
Preferably the latter.
While I’m at it BCC can fuck off an all.
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Bristol. A hive of lefty woke scum and filth. And that’s just the council. The place needs twinning with Nagasaki circa 1945.
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Bristol is a shit hole, woke,drug infested, white tax dodging,trust fund cunting, somali dark matter, fuck hole.
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Some of Ethel’s family spend a large proportion of their waking hours telling all and sundry, that they’re ‘ key workers ‘.
It’s no surprise that before the pandemic, they were avid attention seekers.
Quite ghastly, the lot of them.
Good afternoon.
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Key workers acting all high and mighty, nowt clever about being a locksmith,…
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It’s all part of the ‘everyday heroes’ narrative that the commies pedal via the MSM and social media in the absence of anyone with a spine. Heroes used to journey to uncharted parts of the globe, fight great battles, conquer space. Now they take a vaccine, take the knee, go to work. Listening to the MSM is like being forced to swallow your own vomit.
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Never heard of the smug looking cunt.I wonder how smug she’d be in a chair with a sponge on her head connected to a power supply.
Sick to death of these virtue signalling ‘look at me’ wankers.
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I want a fucking badge, I followed the rules, I haven’t got chinky flu and I haven’t passed it on…….
Where is my ‘I’m a good boy badge’
It’s just not fair 😪
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Meanwhile the government is muttering about COVID passports, no enforcement of vaccination but if shops, restaurants or any other service refused you access if not vaccinated that’s your problem, of course if it’s standard practice in the private sector the public sector will follow suit, first libraries then council facilities, your GP and dentists, then an NHS mandate, it’s not compulsory though is it?
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Our libraries haven’t been properly open in over 8 months. There don’t appear to be any plans to change this. I fail to see why, I have yet to see more than 2 other people when I’ve been there, plus a couple of staff. So 5 people in around 1000 sq ft, hardly like playing sardines.
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Covid passports?
In other words rebranded Identity Cards.
Don’t give up do they…
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She might become another Captain Tom Moore, expecting lots of media attention, money and perhaps even a gong for services for being a vacuous cunt.
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The cunt will have a book out next year.
Sponsored by Pfizer.
Vaccinate by oven.
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Think the trial had an effect on her hair..?
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First inoculations Dark Keys,(Black Lives Matter) Illegal immigrants,Asylum Seekers,Key Health Workers, (NHS Saints) Teachers (God Bless Them) but not in the school holidays wait till they go back Politicians,Jonny Foreigner Then if any vaccine is left the poor folk of Blighty but due to the high cost and the state of the finances you might have to pay 👎
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Will she grow an extra head?
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Ah yes, like the one that I’ve been told about on twatter spouting similar shite (is that your doing, oh brave infowarriors of the 77th?), yet another sanctimonious cunt who took part in a standard double-blind trial where it was a 50/50 chance they got the vaccine or the placebo…
Of course, if, as it seems to be implied, that they knew they’d gotten the vaccine, that would mean that there’d been a breach of standard experimental protocols which would normally be a problem..but not in these happy fucking times as, when it comes to this schlangenöl, the government has given them legal carte blanche to play hard and fast with the normal rules….remind me again, why did we have these rules in place in the first instance?…oh, that’s right, to stop greedy fucking drug companies taking shortcuts with the testing and endangering public health.
Slightly OT, someone pointed me in the direction of ‘Behold a Pale Horse’ by Milton William Cooper as a source of some amusing insomnia reading (like bed-time reading, but with less ambient snoring) in the light of the current fun and games….what a strange little book, very ‘Septic’, full of a lot of ‘woo’, yes, but with some worryingly plausible shit inbetween it all…’Are the sheep ready to shear?’ pity the author committed suicide by cop back in 2001, I think looking at what’s going on today he’d have his answer to that one, and where he mentions Aids, substitute Covid, then re-read for added amusement.
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I would imagine if she had covid,that would be the least of this ugly bitches problems. Wow, this is one real smug,ugly cunt.
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A late addendum re these vaccines and the guinea pigs
https://blogs.bmj.com/bmj/2020/11/26/peter-doshi-pfizer-and-modernas-95-effective-vaccines-lets-be-cautious-and-first-see-the-full-data/
I’d not read this when I posted the spiel above.
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