JD Sports

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(Some early morning “Buy None Get 10 Free” clearance sales – DA)

The whole of the Jd sports company and all their plastic bag carrying, egotistical muggy chav bot customer base with £200 trainers, a bag of weed, a snapback cap, dirty tracksuits and a walk that looks like their knees are inverted.

Cunts the lot of them.

Scarily these wankers are the future for this country.

Nominated by: Cuntyleaver 

21 thoughts on “JD Sports”

  1. Went into jd once with the kids. I thought I’d arrived on another planet of slack-jawed retards.

  2. I don’t understand the appeal of JD Sports. Sports Direct is much cheaper. And by shopping there you are putting money in Mike Ashley’s pie fund and therefore getting him one step closer to a heart attack👍

      • They all look like drug dealers. President Rodrigo Duterte of the Philippines has the answer for them.

      • Before he became Mayor of Davao it had the highest murder rate in the Philippines. It’s now the second safest city in SE Asia. Wish he was Mayor of London.

  4. All I know about them is that they may be chavy but they’re certainly not cheap. I’ve taken to wearing tracksuit bottoms at work if it’s a job involving s lot of bending and lifting or reaching…wish I’d done it years ago, far looser and more comfortable,better if I’m wearing the safety-leggings too.
    I looked up JD Sports on the machine when I wanted to buy a few pairs…always thought that they were the cheap end of the market……couldn’t believe the fucking prices,would have been cheaper to buy a 3 piece suit. Ended up just getting them off Amazon,half the price.
    If my impression JD Sports is right…chavvy…I wonder just how so many benefit claimants can afford to shop there…perhaps the Govt. should give the Magic Money Tree another shake and hand out cash for the unemployed and unemployable..particularly if they have “kids”,which they invariably do…so that they can enjoy a Christmas splurge on sports-gear while they lounge on their sofas eating takeaway.
    Marcus Rashford can make it his next instruction to the Govt….free exercise gear for those who never exercise.

    • As St Marcus of Rashford is handing out free food, the scum can go and buy expensive trainers.

      (By coincidence a nomination for the extremely rich St Marcus of Poverty Awareness, will be appearing very soon on these hallowed pages – DA)

  6. Went in there one to look at some trainers and it was like being in some Walmart meme. Never seen so many elite sumo wrestling athletes.

  8. Classy birds always choose their “tart up to get knocked up, init” outfits from the evening wear department of JD Sports!
    And they must be fkin millionaires at these prices – half to a third of the price for tracksuit bottoms (very good for moving about and not a problem if they get ripped or covered in paint and varnish) online.
    Wish I was unemployed enough to afford their wares.

  9. I use Sports Direct. Sure it’s chav central and shopping there means contributing to Mike Ashley’s wealth but at least it’s cheap.

  10. Home of Grey Tracksuit wearing Guttersnips, RagaMuffins and chavs.
    Born of Cunts, Cunts themselves and will breed even bigger cunts.

  11. Haute Couture for chavs, peasants, drug dealers, scousers, slobs, football hooligans, rif raf,retards and other assorted scum bags everywhere.
    Apparently the chairman got paid a £6 million bonus last year.
    They must be really fucking coining it in.
    Cunts.

  13. What makes me laugh is when cunts over a certain age wear – and pay for – this overpriced tat. I know the young’uns like all that crap. I even went through the whole ‘casual’ thing in the early 80s, with stuff like Sergio Tacchini, Fila and the classic Adidas trainers. But cunts over 30 decked out in all this modern garish shit from JD or Cunts Direct? Not only is the gear now far inferior and more expensive than in the old days, they might as well have a light-up sign above their heads that says ‘I’m a cunt’. I think we all know the type, eh? The grown adult that wears the latest replica football shirt at 70 quid a pop, the sort of mong who thinks Liam Gallagher is a style icon and listen to all that rap bollocks. The type of cunt who would buy a steaming turd with flies on it if it had a ‘name’ label on it. Yeah…. Them cunts.

    And my local JD is shit anyway. The cunts don’t even stock Dunlop Green Flash. Fucking useless.

  14. Known celebrity JD customers…

    St Marcus of Rashford
    (Oh Lordy! It’s) The Fat Slags
    Liam ‘Munich’ Gallagher
    Kerry Kuntona
    Stormzy
    Katie ‘Cut’ Price
    Damon Albarn (thinks it makes him look working c-larse)
    Sleaford Mods
    Paul Pogba (but only because they pay him thousands to appear in the shop window)

  15. JD sports for that authentic dregs of society look. Who would be seen dead in that shit?
    They ought to sell a stab-proof range of tracksuits for the dark quays down Saaaf London.

    Nearly as bad as those fat cunt wimminz who wear those hoodies and t-shirts that say
    “Athletic Dept, est 1982”.

    It is clear from their physique, that no athletic department has ever come close to establishing itself anywhere near their ample fanny bellies.

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