Michael Gove thinks that people use foodbanks because they can’t handle their own finances. What a cunt. He genuinely thinks people do that?
No, Mr Gove. People use foodbanks because they’re free handouts and it’s cheaper than spending their dole and benefit money down at Tesco.
Fuck ’em. Let ’em starve.
Bring back the workhouse. Those were the days!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Foodbanks? Grub from the Gods old sport. Me pet vulture Gristle has a standing order at several of same for any dodgy mince or chef’s selection venison and hindus bollocks sausages they’ve got in from Tesco. Spot of over ripe Fray Bentos just the ticket for yours truly. Supplement me estate workers rations from the foodbank. Explain to the grovelling cunts that as I have obtained their vittals from a bank they must pay me back with compound interest.Their three cheers of ingratiating gratitude always brings tears to me eyes.
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Just had a Pudsey moment. A nomination:
Dr Who
Time Travelling Tosser
Have always regarded Dr Who as a bucket of toss done on the cheap. Only excuse for it. Crap effects, crap actors, crap scripts, wobbly sets and invariably the same fucking gravel pit outside location.
Now with a mega budget spearheading the BBC’s ‘original drama’ output and swollowing up most of the licence payer’s hard earned that should be going to fund genuine ‘original drama’. Dr Who has slid up the jacksie of the BBC to be preened, petted and oiled in the camp corridors of power and emerged as an ironic, post modernist my darlings, bucket of toss.
Despite tottering into the age of CGI the ancient old cunt is still produced with crap effects, crap actors, crap scripts ect, ect ect because that is the only way the campos at the BBC can do things. And avoiding endless plugs for the fucking programme is like trying to hide a pair of wank stained long johns at a vicarage. You can’t get away from ‘em.
Dr Who? Dr Cunt, that’s who.
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Topical! I’ll run it on Friday…
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Dioclese you are a fucking legend! couldn’t agree more.
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You are too kind…
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Can’t tell if this is right or left leaning site run by racist 50 year old Taxi drivers.
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