“Sleepy” Joe Biden (5)

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“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m privileged to be joined by US President-elect Mr Joe Biden. Thank you for taking the time to speak to us, Mr Biden”.

“Huh? Where am I? Who are you?”.

“Er, this is an interview for IsAC in the UK, Mr Biden”.

“Ukraine huh? You speak good English for a Rooski son”.

“No Mr Biden, not the Ukraine, the UK; that’s England, Scot-“.

“Oh yeah, I heard of that England place. Run by that Elizabeth dame, Meghan Markle’s mother. I know all about it. I never miss an episode of ‘The Crown’ on Netflix. In my position, you gotta keep posted about what’s going on around the world. Ron huh? Say, can I call you Ronnie for short?”.

“Well certainly Mr Biden. Now, perhaps you could give us your reaction at the end of what’s been a long and often very bitter campaign”.

“It’s been tough. A dirty campaign. But hell, we had to beat that son-of-a-bitch George. He was leading the country to perd… perdit… to ruin”.

“George? You surely mean Donald. Bush isn’t the present incumbent, it’s Donald Trump”.

“Yeah, him as well. He’s a very confused guy, unlike me. He’s crazy. I was saying to my wife Valerie just the other night-“.

“Excuse me, but Valerie is your sister. Your wife’s named Jill, I believe”.

“Ha Ha! Darned if those two don’t hornswoggle me all the time! Got it wrong at that campaign event in San Diego too a while back. They switched on me!”.

“It was Los Angeles, Mr Biden. You must admit, your seeming confusion did give your opponent ammunition, allowing him to question your mental faculties”.

“Heck Ravi, I’m telling you that my opponent’s claims that I didn’t know what day of the hour it was were all vicious smears. You won’t find a more mentally alert 87 year old in this whole US of A”.

“You’re 78 Mr Biden. I’d better point that out for our followers. And for yourself, come to think of it. Anyway, what message would you like to send to the American people now that you’re on your way to the White House?”.

“Well, the end of our long darkness is at hand. It’s time to resolve the conflicts that have plagued us under Obama. It’s time to close the rifts, to heal the wounds. Time to go forward as one into the sunlit uplands, one nation, undivided, under God. I pledge to play my part to the full, as sure as my name’s er… ahm…”.

“*Sigh* Mickey Mouse. Ah, there’s a young lady in a nurse’s uniform here, telling me to cut our chat short as it’s time for your warm milk and afternoon nap”.

“Well, I do feel a bit sleepy. But as I go, let me leave you with these final words. As a great patriot once said, ‘let’s make America great again!’. Say, are there any of those chocolate cookies today?”.

“Oh dear. This Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(In the interest of balance after the Donald “Victim” Trump nomination yesterday, here’s Smokin’ Joe. Enjoy! – DA)

173 thoughts on ““Sleepy” Joe Biden (5)”

  1. I couldn’t get to my local Remembrance Sunday today, closed off to all but the local dignitaries, including my MP.
    I watched Nobby (The Little Veteran) and co putting on their own ceremony, live on YouTube. It was at the PTSD camp for veterans-a camp set up, organised, funded and run by veterans for veterans.
    I’m front of the cross they had a cross on the ground, made up of small memorial poppy crosses-74 to be exact, each one representing a veteran that has, due to receiving inadequate or zero support from the state they served, committed suicide this year.😢

    Meanwhile thousands of illegal immigrants, many who actively despise our nation and will, given an opportunity, do us harm, are housed in 4* accommodation, given 3x meals a day, free wi-for, clothing and spending money. Oh-and most now claiming and receiving additional benefits for PTSD, caused by the traumatic voyage to our shores.
    You really, really could not make this fucking shit up☹️👎

    • Reply to cuntfinder general
      I really dont wanta facking beleive it mate what a crock of fucking shit
      What a shame we arent allowed the right to bear arms itd be a fucking slaughter over here

      • Thats some other cunts job eh it?i dont know our armed response units have killed a few terrorists with a bullet to the head of wich im grateful and proud shame they cant shoot 650 mps stone dead as traitors of the state.

    • We are destroyed from within, by those supposedly representing us. A government and establishment, seemingly hell bent on consigning the indigenous, white inhabitants of these islands, to history.
      If the future is a fractured Britain, made up of non integrated ethnic ghettos and enclaves, of a mainly coffee coloured hue, then it, and our elected and appointed fifth column, can fuck off.
      The Glorious Dead.
      Betrayed.

      • It is a rightfull shame that those veterans gave their lives for this country il grant you that even as someone under 50 it fucking sickens me.They have my every sympathy they must think fuck me what has this world come to.

  2. Anne Frank:

    The way to subjugate a population:

    -disarm them
    -spread fear
    -sow discord
    -turn neighbours against each other
    -Divide and Rule☹️

    After the Great War, it became apparent that Brits were inadequately skilled with firearms, so across the nation, bell-target shooting leagues were set up and funded, in the back rooms of pubs and church halls, to nurture shooting prowess, in readiness for the next war.
    Remember, in the 1950’s, you needed the same licence for an air rifle as a shotgun. Up to the 1980’s, you could get a shotgun out of your mums catalogue.
    Thanks to opportunistic politicians, using the atrocities perpetrated by Micheal Ryan at Hungerford, later by Hamilton at Dunblane, they took our right to own automatic weapons and handguns.
    See point 1 in my list above😉.
    Remember: you have to prove the need to own a firearm in this country (the best reason being target use at a home office approved range), BUT your local constabulary has to prove sufficient reason why you are NOT granted a shotgun certificate.
    Get applying now 👍👍👍

    • If i was in America mate id be armed to the fucking teeth! Seriously id be there at those armed trumps protests ive plenty of exp with firearms en all!sensibly that is

  3. I see that greasy turd Lord Adonis is now comparing Brexit to Trump. ‘Trump lost his second referendum’ says the cunt. ‘If we’d had a second referendum, Brexit would have gone down like Trump’.
    This delusional, crystal-ball gazing skidmark seems to be overlooking the result of our 2019 referendum.
    They just won’t give it up.

  4. I would rather have watched ISAC´s correspondent Ron Knee than the CNN coverage. The touchy feelgood oh so fucking superior CNN sneerers, whose lives have been made a misery by The Donald over the last four years, were in ecstasy. Harpy Kate Bolduan was creaming her crotchless panties, pansy Anderson Cooper was fingering his favorite anal lubricant and card carrying Democrat Chris Cuomo´s nipples were stiff with excitement. Bumbling old Wolf Blitzer was wetting his adult diapers, as was Sleepy Joe.

    • Only for now remember theres still swing states in play itd be highly fucking amusing if it goes to 2swing states each leaving a lot more room for manouvere .there are deadlines in place for certain votes cast and extremely unlikely joe coffin dodger biden will ever see trumps office.As general cuntster noted theres a lot going on.trumps playing golf waiting for these results to come in only strengthening his resolve while doubtless his team of lawyers are hard at work exploring every concievable angle .Thatll wipe the fucking smiles off their face!

      • I sincerely hope so, and if not at least that trump will play merry hell with the cunts for as long as it amuses him.

  5. NONCE whose been paid off by the chinkies to be installed as POTUS through absolutely bare-naked lying, cheating and stealing. The first time in history that the DEMONRATS have actively cheated and falsified and downright made up numbers and declared them right in our faces, pointing and laughing because we won’t do anything about it.

    I’d do something about if I was a fucking American. I go out with my stock of second amendments and start shooting the heads clean off every DEMONRAT, SJW, teacher, college professor, media pundit, any dirty filthy Marxist commie bastard that was stupid enough to cross my path.

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. The left needs to be EXTERMINATED.
    (For future reference, WordPress really doesn’t like the term “nonce”, hence the moderation queue – DA)

  6. Sad. As has been said, Biden is the Trojan Horse for what is to come.

    Trump is an obnoxious cunt. But he was the only fucker standing up to the woke, to BLM and the fellow travellers.

    • I wonder if the bookies will start giving odds as to how long Biden will actually last?
      I’ll be amazed if he sees out his term; think I wouldn’t be surprised to see a ‘death in mysterious circumstances’ or another ‘lone nut’ turn up from somewhere.

      • @RK

        I think you are correct. Biden will not see out his term…IF he is even inaugurated.

        The “lone nut” theory is plausible and if it happens will be sold to the public as a deranged Trump supporter. However, I don’t think this is likely as it would call into question the competence of the US Secret Service and the powers that be don’t want that.

        I also think it is not likely that they will declare him mentally unfit as that would amount to an admission that he wasn’t fit to run in the first place.

        It is far more likely to me that he will disappear from public view and the powers that be will announce that he’s had a stroke, a heart attack or serious seizure and is incapacitated or has died peacefully in his sleep.

      • Maybe admin will post up a ‘Biden Conspiracy’ link when that happens.
        ‘Died peacefully in his sleep’.
        Faked autopsy, rumours of drugs in his bloodstream, shadowy ‘CIA’ types seen lurking around his house just before…

  7. Biden and camel toe horseface!!! Hell’s teeth they had effectively the whole of the North American continent to choose from and this is the best they can do.

    It won’t be the white house anymore it will be the fucking Bate’s motel.

    • Reply to captain tourettes
      Bates motel im liking that reference
      Biden is always talking to an imaginary made up god so the cunt would be ideally cast in that!

  8. News just in michael cohen (former lawyer to trump)another arsehole talking shit woke prick no wonder he(donald)fucked him off

  11. Morning Ron – well, it is here anyway. Cracking cunting as usual with your Isac interviews; brilliant. The only thing I’m not sure of is the ‘sleepy’ Joe name. Surely our cunters can come up with a better one?

    • Thanks Mickey.
      Wasn’t it The Don himself who came up with the ‘Sleepy’ Joe thing after Biden talked about ‘getting George out’?.
      No doubt somebody on her will set me straight if I’m wrong.

      • Oh, in that case Sleepy will have to do – we can call the whole Sleepy Joe mess a Trump legacy – that’ll teach ’em!

      • The Don??? A CROOK from a family of crooks. He has conned working people like you gullible twats out of millions !

      • If you had said that you were Stevie Smith and quoted one of her idiosyncratic poems then your posts might have been more interesting.
        And worthwhile.
        Her famous poem ‘not waving but drowning’ is considered left wing. It’s no use use just piling in with abuse. It’s boring. You have got to rebut people. Make a point.

  13. America is shafted.God help them.Watching paint dry is far interesting to watch than watching Sleepy Joe the hair sniffer

  15. Far too buddy buddy with our Irish enemies The IRA.
    Democrats have proven in the past they are no friends of the UK.
    Bring back The Orange Man (Pun intended) 👍👍🇬🇧

  16. Fuck knows what it’s going to be like under creepy Joe. Agree, Trump was a breath of fresh air. Biden is pro Europe, loves Gerry Adams and BLM. The USA is heading towards dark times. Business is going to dry up.

    • There’s a story going around that Sleepy Joe is going to appoint his carer Obama as ambassador to the UK. That would be a deliberate act of provocation towards the government, I’d say. It’s going to get messy.

      • Time to get yoursel a good ole rifle in dat shack Ron. Shag your lil 6 year ole girl like a good pioneer.

        You haeve good taem now and dont forget to bless the loaard!

        Aynywann who duz naat praise the lord shuud be shaat

  17. Redneck Neanderthals like you people should not be given access to the internet. You belong in caves. Trump is a crook third generation German from a family of crooks. Yee ha Gad bless America as long as you are white and breed with sister. You fucking twats killed more British servicemen in Iraq than Iraqui troops you fucking brain dead bastards!!! The good ole USA is the cause of all of the worlds problems because of your fucking stupidity. Thick inbreds like the Hills Have Eyes.

  18. So Steve Smith didn’t last too long then?

    (Some, but not all, of his comments crossed the line – DA)

  19. You cant argue with a sick mind as Joe Walsh once said. So just fight fire with fire I believe. The guy said Biden is a Kiddie sniffer. Do you really expect me to try to reason with that!!! I made the point that most Trump voters breed with their sisters. Pretty much true
    Sweet Home Alabama!
    I love Lynyrd Skynyrd by the way.

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