A Bing Crosby and Hollywood Choir in rose-tinted glasses cunting please for the cunts of politicians and scientists pushing for yet another “lockdown”, this one designed to “saving Christmas”:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8898985/Boris-Johnson-announce-national-coronavirus-lockdown-WEEK-save-Christmas.html
WHY? for fucks sake. December 25th will come and go, one of the shortest days of daylight in the year. Those who wish to get pissed out of their minds will do so, pandemic or no.
All this bollocks is being whipped up by the BBC with their fantasies of disaster – they are having their Acopolypse now, and by God aren’t they enjoying it?. Self important newsreaders and camp presenters are creaming their undercrackers..
Boris will keep the schools open, so the little fuckers can come home and infect everyone else – that’s all right though, as long as little Jemima can learn a nursery rhyme or two.
This is all totally illogical. if things are so desperate,why not close everything now, not next Wednesday. One area went into stage two on Friday, just a few miles away they will reach stage 2 on Monday – do they think the virus is going to take 40 winks for three days?. It suddenly becomes more dangerous next Wednesday because Chris Witless says so?. Does he have a crystal ball?. So many unanswered questions.
But risking what is left of our economy – making us a virtual third world basket case, just to save one public holiday? Absoloute fucking madness. The other excuse is that some of the old wimmin scientists fear the NHS will eb overwhelmed – yet all the Nightingale hospitals, built at great ecxpense and speed remain mothballed.
It is a fucking mess and no good will come of it.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Save Christmas? The media have been punching down Christianity and promoting BAME and wimminz isshoos forever. Google (hawks up phlegm and deposits large pavement oyster on floor) regularly have their homepage adorned in the latest minority fest bollocks but never Christianity so why this pack of lies now?
How about “save our collective sanity and livelihoods’, fuck this set of second hand Stasi cunts into the incinerator and get on with the remains of our lives.
Save Christmas they say? If I have any savings left then sure, I’ll give it a bash.
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I was having exactly this conversation with the dusty pan last night. In the summer everyone was bleating on about saving our chavvy summer holiday to Costa Del Cunt or Portucunt – now it’s Cuntmas.
Either way I’ll be drinking so makes no difference.
Maybe I am wrong but I thought people were worried about losing jobs, houses, etc. It appears that most people are worried about not being able to spunk loads of money of pointless shite to celebrate one day as eloquently pointed out – money they probably haven’t got.
Already had three chuggers in the last week knocking on our door asking for donations – told one cunt to piss off as my wife lost her job because of Chinky Flu, he got aggy saying I am only asking for a few pounds. If I hadn’t just had a shit in the toilet he’d have probably ended up with a donation in his face…
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Of course, Cuntus, chugging is an essential service, unlike running a pub or a shop that sells something people actually want. Fucking do-gooder, mong cunts.
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Now, had the local pub knocked on the door selling beer, pork scratchings and other delights it would have been a different conversation…
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Boris the snake and his elected SAGE party aren’t interested in us mere mortals.Gove wants to extend the madness into next year.They are clueless twats.I am never voting for the swamp ever again.Pigs in the trough.OINK OINK OINK
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Saving Christmas is the last thing needed, all the handout brigade championed by St Marcus of Rashford will be spending money (that they don’t have) to give their brats a special Christmas.
Come January there will be cries of the poor can’t feed the kids, back to Dickensian times, St Marcus will rise again and insist that the government put up universal credit to 50 grand per year.
Cancel Christmas, keep the little cunts in School to make up for time lost, one day off for Christmas Day so they can go to church to give thanks to new messiah.
Marcus Rashford is the second coming, all give thanks to our saviour.
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If something is championed by a black person, does that make it ‘chimpioned’?!
I’ve just invented that phrase and have issued the patent thereupon.
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Sorry Thomas-we used that phrase years ago, to describe Ian Wright, whingeing about the racist abuse his son “Monkey” Wright-Phillips and other groid footballerists, had to endure.
Not surprised his lad took abuse at certain grounds-he was one simian looking mo-fo.
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The same Ian Wright who impersonated a disabled person and called them a spastic. The Ian Wright who gobbed at a fan at Oldham Athletic’s ground. Or the Ian Wright who tried to ruin Peter Schmichel’s career with unsubstantiated claims of ‘racial abuse’ which nobody else on the pitch heard.
‘Wrighty’ is a complete turd and a voodoo shrunken headed poisonous little cunt.
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Fucking poisonous dwarf.
Plays the victim to perfection. Career as a pundit based on skin colour, rather that insightful knowledge of the game and cutting tactical analysis.
Remember too, lots of prominent name footballers will be retiring in the next few years….
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Fucking poisonous dwa.rf.
Plays the victim to perfection. Career as a pundit based on skin colour, rather that insightful knowledge of the game and cutting tactical analysis.
Remember too, lots of prominent name footballers will be retiring in the next few years….
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If the schools taught the little piggies something useful – like, ‘how to take 2 slices of bread & smear jam on’, then they wouldn’t need to ‘starve to death’
Meanwhile Mum & Dad figure out what new ‘app’ to download on their i-phone, now HM gov have given in & decided to issue more free beer vouchers to the great unwashed.
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Boris and his pals from Eton, enjoyed a traditional Christmas, they particularly liked to watch films like Oliver, depicting the huge divide between the classes.
Boris and co seem determined to replicate those squalid conditions of yesteryear.
Cunts, weaponisation of Christmas, to control the lower orders.
You fucking devious pricks.
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To be honest though CG, so many people are utterly worthless as human beings (the sort of people who have a fucked fridge in their council house front garden but a new taxpayer funded 4k telly; the sort of person who shuffles to Iceland in their slippers) that a cull is surely overdue?
As long as decent, productive men and women are spared, the rest of semi-human being can get to fuck.
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I can’t argue with that, Thomas👍
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Sounds like a lot of my ‘Customers’, Thomas. Bone-idle cunts who call 999 for a ‘Check over’ as it’s less digits to press than calling their GP. A more pressing argument for euthenasia I couldn’t give.
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DCI – there should be a law that anyone engaging in vexatious use of the emergency services should be fined the equivalent of the call out – £500 should cover it.
Anyone thinking this is harsh should spare a thought for someone who has had a loved one die because the ambulance was tied up responding to Karen because her nails won’t dry and the taxi is on the way.
(This does happen!)
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I couldn’t agree more, Vernon. You wouldn’t believe some of the shit that people call for, but, as they say the right words or phrases, it generates an ambulance response, sometimes, as it’s low priority, hours later, but, we still go. Or the sly cunts know what to say, and, we’re diverted from your nan that’s been on the floor for hours, now, and we could have kept at home with a cup of tea but will have to go to ED due to a long lie. It’s a fucking disgrace.
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Fuck the fine Gas them.
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No argument from me, there, Terrence.
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The Rinky-Dinks have execution vans…can you find an excuse for carrying a tank of N2 on board ? Once they’ve been done, you can flush the lungs out with compressed air. Job done.
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We have to face it, WC, there are so many people who like to be told what to do. It makes them feel cosy and safe. The quick way to end this would be for every sane person to tell them to fuck off.
Don’t wear a mask, meet whoever you want whenever you want, and have a Happy Christmas!
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If it means Victoria Derbyshire can have more than 6 people round on the big day, then naturally I’m in favour of saving Christmas.
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Does she give you the horn too?
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Only when she says the word “cunt”.
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She’s a big nosed lipstick on a pig pretend socialist.
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As far as I can tell via ONS, deaths up to October 23rd are pretty much the same as last year, so make of that what you will.
Meanwhile Scottish misery guts, Jason Leitch, warned the people of Scotland to prepare for a ‘digital Christmas’. Sounds lovely, sitting by your laptop sharing good tidings via Zoom.
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I think he meant watching pornhub while drinking Buckfast.
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Lowest Common Denominator and tabloid fodder: government reputation management. You’re expecting cold logic, sincerity and openness? How long have you lived here? Incidentally the Nightingale hospitals are shuttered and will remain so because there are no staff to run them. If the plague spreads beyond the capacity of the existing hospital provision, we are still in the shit. Or at least we old cunts are, and warmest thanks to all the younger cunters who are advocating taking no fucking notice and kindly acquiescing in our premature death. Hope it happens to you, down the line.
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No staff for the Nightingales? There are hundreds of doctors and nurses sitting on their arses in Calais. Send the Frenchies some more dinghies!
You know it makes sense!
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Are these the same doctors and nurses who were putting Pans People to shame in car parks up and down the country a few months ago.?
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Tik Tok far more important than chemotherapy, ct scans, angiogram’s etc, etc, etc….
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Fear ye not!!
Fear ye not!!
Upon the highly contentious and downright dubious electing of Skeletor Kiddy Sniffer Biden as US president, the governments of the world are delighted to announce that Con-a-virus is about to disappear.
Just in time for Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho
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Another thing. I understand that vaccines are small quantities of the disease dispensed to enable the body to build up immunity. That would be a bit like being in a room with other people. Fuck off Pfizer.
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Think you need to brush up on your vaccine theory, mate. It’s a bit more complicated than Mr Trump thinks. Mind you, just about everything is…
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Morning K.
Ever had the feeling you’re pissing in the wind?
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One of the Trump-pets’ favourite games is winding up libtards, RTC. I’m simply raising their standard a bit!
Have a nice day, y’all!
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Point taken re oversimplification, Mr K!
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The more I read up on vaccine and viral theory the more it looks suspiciously like one big pile of money making bullshit.
The most fascinating thing I’ve found is the contention that no one has ever isolated a virus. Ever. What’s even more interesting are the Freedom of Information requests to Public Health England, and the US CDC, asking for the proof Corona has been isolated…
There seems to be the possibility of mistaken identity. What we think of as a virus may actually just be byproducts of cell death for example.
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What grade did you get for GCSE Biology?
E- ?
However, the teacher probably wrote in their report “ although a disappointing result, he has shown a vivid imagination.”
😅
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If you must know I did triple science at gcse and got a high A. A* in Chem.
Unlike yourself I have an open mind and am more interested in the truth than pleasing anyone.
Have you done the science? Have you seen the virus with your own eyes? It’s scientific THEORY, it’s not a fact. Virus particles are at the threshold of visibility.. you don’t think mistakes can’t be made?
Science is not meant to be a religion. Question all.
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How dare you question the Con-a-virus BCC.
You really ought to know better.
Every bit of information and advice recieved from the powers that be is based purely on facts.
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‘Have you seen the virus with your own eyes?’
Do you mean the bacteria or the results of the virus? Because I’ve seen the results of the virus, and, I promise you this, if it was a member of your family that had it as bad as I’ve seen it, you’d be on your knees begging for help. If you yourself had it, tou wouldn’t be able to. Grade A GCSE or not.
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@DCI: You have seen the results of illness, not necessarily of any virus. You do not know the illness is caused by any virus. You believe with conviction, but you do not know. I didn’t say people weren’t getting ill, only that the causative factor may be wrong. And cut the hysterics, sheesh.
@Herman: Apologies comrade! I shall report to the Ministry of Truth for re-education immediately!
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I wouldn’t have to see your femur snap to know it’s happened, Chunky. And where are the ‘Hysterics’?? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the problem with the internet is that sometimes you actually come across people that know what they’re talking about, with real experience and genuine, paper qualifications, not a docterate from ‘The Facebook School Of Medicine’.
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@DCI: Your femur is on the order of centimetres, a virus on the order of nanometres. It’s so small that you need an electron microscope, and even then the images look like a bad black and white film viewed when pissed.
Germ theory is that, a theory. All I’m saying is that at that miniscule scale mistakes can be made and you don’t know for sure. The money behind virology and vaccines is TRILLIONs.. if you don’t think that might possibly influence the science then, well, I can’t help you.
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To borrow a phrase from ‘Da yoot’:
‘Yeah, whatever….’.
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‘Doctorate’…
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Morning Bertie, I assume your not going to be vaccinated if your prophesy of carking it next month comes true from the ‘Bad Dreams’ nom.
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Morning LL. Cor, you’ve got a good memory!
Now, what did I come on here for? Ah! yes!
Ruff Tuff and myself will be trampling over little old ladies to be first in the queue for the vaccine.
While I’m here . . . . . .
What’s the difference between your penis and your Christmas bonus?
Your wife will blow your Christmas Bonus.
There’s more . . . . . .
I asked Mrs B What she preferred – sex or Christmas to which she replied “sex, we have Christmas every year.”
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I only remembered Bertie, because I will be arm wresting Miserable for ownership of your fabled pun book. I think I stand a good chance as I have enlisted Percy to flash some candid Diane Abbott photos in various states of undress and put him off. From his personal collection apparently, I didn’t ask how he got them.
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Are you really sure it’s wise going into an arm wrestle with a 6’ 8” beast of a man?
I’ll be behind you supporting you all the way!
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It is a dose of it 20’000 cunts under the sea. But the active part of it is neutralised so the body thinks it’s an attack and will develop its own antibodies as a result . Symptoms will be very mild but not dangerous.
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Cancelling this rebranded Roman gluttony festival is an excellent idea, as in January the usual fat cunt on a diet crap is gone, suicide inducing debt is gone (except for the plebs of course) , meaning that people will be better able to withstand the “arduous march” to the new world order!!!
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There was some phoney baloney bitch from Boris Headquarters on the wireless this morning dissing anyone who has doubts about vaccines….lies all lies she said to the great unwashed masses.
I would dearly loved to have pointed out that urine stain Boris’ latest “lockdown” was all founded on lies…lies that were broadcast to the nation via his shizzle science buddies.
How can they honestly call people who dare to doubt their garbage liars when they themselves have been broadcasting some big ole whoppers.
Cunts the lot, lamp post, piano wire and up they go.
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She must have had that Swine Flu vaccination and be suffering from narcolepsy. Stupid bint.
This upcoming vaccination is a litmus test for self awareness, short term memory, and critical thinking ability. It really is.
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A man after me own ‘eart Spanky, proper warms the cockles does that thought.
Christmas decorations for the nation.
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It was said by qanon ( thus implicitly by Trump) at the start of the election campaign that after the democrats stole the result within days a ‘vaccine’ would be announced. Arguably a large part of the mutant underclasses voting was dictated by the rinkydinky virus handling in the U.S.
Just sayin.
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One absolutely certain thing which perhaps stealthily will become a sooncome “known known” [see link below to another fraud called Donald] is that
©T-T(2020)
A relatively interesting, undeniable, and entertaining bit of “metadata”. Those of my earlier acquaintance I’ve spoken to since yesterday afternoon (a couple of rather grand Jesuans who assure me they’re unlikely to fall foul of insider trading legislation by adopting extra caution on this occasion) surely did know something POTUS didn’t. Sadly the cunts didn’t tell me to buy shares in Tim Martin, Richard Pickle &c.. But I’m not bitter!
But Trump has been out of the loop, and is now (embarrassingly, I’d say) demonstrably an utter fraud. Something all other than 70+ million Generals have known for a while now.
An absolute Christmas Cracker, that one!
Link to D Rumsfeld, as promised:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_known_knowns
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Christmas is shit if you aren’t 10 anymore.
So Boris the Condescending Cunt can Fuck Off.
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Thought for the day; Arethra has the advantage, over the late Lord Sachs for example, of a superbly-trained voice, excellent polish and a good production team:
https://youtu.be/Gi6yGuvKv_E
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Oops, meant “Urethra”, but SwiftKey ganged up on me.
That’s my excuse, but I’ll be having words with my dealer later.
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I will wear a mask in shops etc, but that is all. Our Country is being ruined and softened up by puppets of the globalist machine, ready for the next step.
No lockdown for SARS, Mers, Bird flu, swine flu, the common cold and seasonal influenza.
Paid shills of big business telling us we will all die if we don’t listen to their bullshit and calling anyone who challenges their agenda liars and conspiracy theorists.
And a word of warning – senior military officials are already making some Orwellian rumblings about how harshly they will be treating people who dare challenge the lies.
Really? Come see me – I’ll ruin your Christmas very quickly.
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I need to make some more arrows!
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It’s amazing how people refuse to see this, even on this website. It’s embarrassing. No self awareness, no critical thinking.
“The government and media would never lie”. Incredible, given how much they get slated for that exact thing on here over and over again..
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Dogmatism is not critical thinking😉
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I have noticed that as well.
Peacefuls, Africans, Tory’s, Labour etc etc etc all cunts twats, arseholes, dishonest, corrupt etc etc etc.
(difficult to disagree with any of it by the way as I have enjoyed this brilliant site and comments for many years now)
However, throw Covid 19 in to the conversation and suddenly the government would never ever lie to us about this allegedly super deadly virus with a somehow suspiciously very low mortality rate given the insane hysteria.
Face masks (rather bizarrely) and 2 metre distancing, pub and school closures are essential blah blah fucking blah.!
Meanwhile the economy along with the lives of millions are destroyed by the very same government that would never ever lie to us about a fucking bullshit virus.
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I’ve read so many article recently from real experts that say that SAGE have it all wrong with these lockdowns. The Great Barrington Declaration being one of them.
This is all playing into the Great Muslim Takeover’s hands. Pubs shut, shops shut, Christmas fucked whilst they still manage to get to the mosque and protest at will while Rememberance pipers are assaulted by the police.
This is Covid 1984.
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I would encourage the peacefuls to go to the mosque, squeeze them in there arse to nose, get them all infected, the more the better.
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They’re probably quite fond of botty sniffing, warped as they are. I’ll bet there’s been more than a few Friday Prayer sessions that have turned into frenzied bumming fests.
Utter filth.
Get To Fuck.
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Wot, no chigguns ??!
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I am now ignoring all government advice, because it’s made up bollocks.
Having twelve over from four different households on Christmas day and no cunt had better try to stop me.. Unless they want to try and out run a 22″ crossbow bolt.
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Save Christmas, eh? Why all this sudden concern for christianity and a christian festival after years of smelly jizzlam arselicking and bigging up the ‘bur-lack’ communitee? Why, only a year ago people were chastised for celebrating Yuletide. I recall one elderly lady having to take a ‘Merry Christmas’ flag down in case it ‘offended’ her stinky peaceful parking stan lee neighbours. The fascist council cunts who ordered her to do this said that the deodorant dodgers might feel ‘excluded’. I don’t recall anyone in the media backing the old lady up on this matter, and certainly not those ‘Beeb’ vermin. There was no ‘Save Christmas’ then, was there?
Last time I checked this country was still C of E, with the occasional left footer. But one wouldn’t think so, the way the murderous camelfuckers and their ilk have been pandered to. It might help if these media bastards and retail rats (see you, ASDA and Sainsburys) didn’t go all out to promote ‘Black History’ and ‘Happy Fucking Ramadan’ and all that crap. Also, some retail establishments (see you, Spar and Co-op) actually having the British Legion/Poppy Appeal instead of ignoring it would be a start. You know, if they showed they actually gave a fuck about the British people and their way of life, I just might take their ‘Save Christmas’ bullshit seriously. Until the time they do put Britain and the British first, they can all fuck right off.
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Norm: see my earlier comment about weaponisation of Christmas, to control the masses.
The worst carrot on a stick since March.
Fucking scum👎
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Absolutley right, CG.
They say ‘Save Christmas’, but one can smell the hypocrisy already. There will be nothing (or next to nothing) that represents Christmas as a christian festival or stuff for normal British people and families on the TV. The cunts say ‘Save the British Christmas’ but the telly will be all BAME, drag queens, diversity, peacefuls, and Irish taxdodging trannies and the woke lezza femstapo Doctor Who. For all their sudden ‘we care about the UK’ posturing, their woke propaganda and anti-white, anti-male, and anti-christian hate will continue unabated. These cunts are fooling nobody and the BBC is now forbidden in my house.
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👏👏👏
Fucking right.
They cancelled Remembrance Sunday. Christmas to be reduced to a token festival, this year.
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Very much on the same page, Norman. Now, how about that mono album you scored?
When I had a spell at HMP myself (a longish and interesting story: I may be track-down-able next year as the only working QC who has been at Her Majesty’s Pleasure) I perfected a technique of steganography which involved hyperbolic functions on a “scientific calculator” (itself rare as rocking horse shit in that environment).
Briefly, it involved enciphering telephone numbers (which were needs scrutinised by the authorities) using cosh, sinh, tanh (hyperbolic) functions on a calculator. So, for example, a mobile number (random example, not mine) 07718753596 becomes 23.460065917213 (when you perform a hyperbolic sine function on the digits of the number).
The beauty of this system (apart from its availability of accurate reverse decryption, obviously) was its ease of application, inviolability to opprobrium by the watchers, and utter simplicity.
I believe it became blown as a system of sharing telephone numbers by prisoners afterwards. Other, more sophisticated techniques of communication with the “outside” involved basic Morse Code signalling, generating a signal by switching of fluorescent lamps in pad.
Happy days! Smoke signals OK, Norm?
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Christmas……
a time when families are jammed together in confined spaces allowing all the old resentments to resurface under the ‘moderating’ effects of alcohol!
It’s a day off work, or at least,if not, double time!
Whar’s the date?
I forget, until I notice everywhere’s closed
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