Guy Ritchie – The Gentlecunt

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I have just watched his latest offering on Netflix “The Gentlemen”

Its just the same as all his other films. Ere geeza you caarnt, bollox with a cast of twats and the same old same old

A pint pot Scorsese who invented doing the same thing over and over again way before this twat.

I met him once . He was the most snobbish (im better than you) twat iv ever met.

Even “the irishman” was better than this shit. Oi Ritchie you’re not a cunt, you’re just a boring twat.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

29 thoughts on “Guy Ritchie – The Gentlecunt”

  1. Aye saw it,same bollocks.
    Glad it was free,if I’d paid for it I would have been rather upset.
    Wasn’t he married to Medusa once upon a time?
    Anyhow,a full time mockney cunt.
    And no mistake etc etc.
    Wanker.

  2. He’s almost definitely licked Madonnas festering snatch, that was enough for me to put him into the list of cunts.

    • I saw this, its hard to remember anything about it?
      His best film was ‘snatch’
      I really enjoyed that.
      Its hard to take anybody seriously who married Mad Donna.
      Think hes a posh boy whos ‘-gay for kray’
      Hes gangster gay!!😀😀😀hehe

    • Alright Madonna, Me dahhhhlinngggg, For faaaaaccccckkkkkkk saaaaaayyyykkkeeeee, to a tee indeed!!!, preferred parking pataweyo, I knew a few of them back in Rhodesia

  4. I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it as a couple of hours of escapism.

    Hugh Grant, Charly Hunnam and Colin Farrell play their parts brilliantly.

    I was entertained. Job done.

  5. Because he is countrified now he likes to glass a few pheasants to keep the hardcore hand in leeeeve it aht you cunt. “Of course sir would one be wanting Cocoa before retiring” claim to fame shagged madogga made films featuring eejits playing cunts apart from Vinnie Jones who was far to good for these arsewipe films. One has to wonder if madogga pegged him regularly could turn a bloke that, in not a good way
    Country squire my arse.

  6. Middle class rich soyboy acting like a proper ‘ard gangsta!
    Don’t bother mate – I know the real thing and if you ever met them your little pink slippers would be filled with piss.
    Gippo loving fake little shitweasel.

  8. Poor man was married to that slapper Madonna, so I think he has suffered enough. Trouble is, now he wants everyone else o suffer to.

  9. A massive pile of cack. Some smarmy Yank flogging drugzzz from impoverished aristocrats with Oirish and token blâcks crowbarr’d in to give it some ‘street’ including that aggressive Colin Farrell leprechaun. Naturally all this ‘ere roight geezer malarkey is made for the Americans so every stinky cliché is featured.

    This film is rated S for Shit.

    • It’s probably his best film Spoony esq, though it irks me that the pîkeys eventuate as the winners.

  11. I watched this the other night-very, very disappointing. Guy Ritchie had his mojo removed by the Vampyre Madonna.
    In fact, he was always overrated.

  12. “Mother, father, when I grow up ive decided im going to make films about rude types!
    Cockneys and gypsies,
    Council estate types!
    And I’ll marry that pop star with gappy teeth.”

    “Now Guy dont upset your father, you know he doesnt like you using words like cockney at the table.
    Finish your caviar theres a good boy.”

  13. Sometimes when people go underwater in films, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived in the same situation…

    I nearly died during Finding Nemo.

  14. The Fast Show did a brilliant piss take of his films, A Right Royal Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys. Summed them up perfectly. He was married to Madonna so I can’t take him seriously, the posh cunt

  16. He’s a cunt. I suspect he married Madonna for the money, when they divorced I believe he got a £50M pay off AND the country estate they’d bought together (which is now worth well over 15M). I guess that would make him a shrewd if mercenary cunt, but a cunt nonetheless.

    He was already rich before he got into the film business though, and a product of a no doubt eye-wateringly expensive private school education. A talentless fucker who wouldn’t make it in that business as an on-set caterer if it wasn’t for his background.

    I turned The Gentleman off after 15 minutes as it looked like being as crap as most of his other films.

    He needs to do everyone a favour and fucking retire.

  18. I decided to avoid watching this movie because it has mega cunt, Hugh “I was caught getting sucked off in a car in a public place by a two bit hooker, but it’s the media’s fault that it became public knowledge, so now I want an end to free speech” Grant. To be fair, he has admitted that he’s a nasty cunt, but it was never exactly a secret.

    (You have direct access to Liz Hurley’s private area and yet you get a gobble off a street walker. Insane, stupid cuuuuuuut. – NA)

  19. Lock Stock, Snatch and Rock n Rolla all decent imo. Richie is a cunt for getting in bed with Madonna.

  20. I enjoyed Lock, Stock most of all, primarily because it contained British actors no one had really ever heard of, plus Vinnie Jones!

    Of course it did wonders for Jason Statham, but it’s still a great film, with some great one-liners

    “You want a sandwich, Bacon?”

    Apart from that and perhaps Snatch, the majority of his films have been complete and utter wank, just like him really!

    It’s been emotional.

  21. Guy Ritchie produces and films satanic shite. His two-hour ‘epics’ inevitably consistent of shaky-cam ‘realism’ about his ‘gangstarrrrrsss innit’, saying the eff word at least 30 times in each minute, and then the required orgy of bullets and blood.

    CUNT. Absolute demonic CUNT and total player in the Satanic plot to degrade and dehumanise to the point where we don’t care anymore what they do to us.

    And as for populating that woman’s cavern and producing the ugliest child to have ever lived….

  22. The only other Ritchie film I’ve seen was Lock, Stock… so I’m assuming he’s been making the same film over and over again.
    Also pushes the fantasy that you can smoke cannabis constantly and still function as a real person.

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