Ian Brown is a cunt.
His solo career has always been hit and miss, but now he has lost it. His latest song is an ‘anti-lockdown’ rant called ‘Little Seed Big Tree’ and it is fucking diabolical. Icke-esque lyrics like ‘Masonic lockdown in your home town’ and ‘Doctor Evil and his needle’. Even Oasis at their worst were better than that. The conspiracy theory stuff is laughable in itself, but it’s also a fucking awful record. I thought the lyrics to ‘All For One’ were bad, but this is something else. No wonder the other Stone Roses refused to do a third album if the lyrics were this shite.
Nominated by: Norman
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(Let’s not derail this nom before its even had time to warm up! Any more additions to this off-spring thread and it will be deleted – DA)
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They had the chance to complain before they left. Now they can fuck off. I’m surprised Ginge has the brains to remember what Meagain has told him to say.
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If Henery Hewitt and Meghan Markle Fucking Ono return to Blighty, I hope they get the Mussolini treatment. Pair of traitorous leeches.
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Ive always disliked this swaggering chimp, arrogant as fuck,
A shit singer . conspiracy nut, poseur and a all purpose knobhead.
His mate Mani I like, great with Primal Scream,
But this cunt got in my way id pull the little cunts arms and legs off.
Im no trolley dolly.
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Mani is a top lad. Reni is a nice bloke too and a magnificent drummer. John is a quiet lad, but he’s a dry laconic bastard. Brown has always had an attitude problem. I know about the plane incident, but he also threw a strop on Channel 4 when he was interviewed with Clint Boon of Inspiral Carpets. I dare say it was Brown’s tendency to be easily offended that kiboshed the most recent Roses reunion. I still find it quite amazing that the two biggest bands of the ‘Madchester’ era (the other being Happy Mondays) had frontmen who couldn’t sing a note. Imagine what both bands could have done with decent singers?
Brownie bring a mardarse on C4 here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jzXZieOaLQ
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Not seen that before.
What a bellend.
That welsh lad should of taken him up on his offer to dance, sparked the little cunt out.😀😀
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I’m glad that stupid pussy whipped cunt moved to America, anybody who listens to either of those woke idiots needs to give their head a wobble …….
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Great! All we need in the States. Another cunt. Thanks!
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Sorry but I thought it was that important………..
(If it had been tacked on the end of a well-posted nom then fair enough, but not a brand new one. If it was important nominate it and mark it up as an “emergency cunting”. Thanks – DA)
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Don’t even go there son!
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Ian Brown has always had his head up his arse Norm. When the music press treat you as the second coming and call you “The best band in the world”, it goes to their heads.
Same with Bowie, Coldplay, U2.
It’s sad when they don’t retire gracefully. Like watching once great footballers puffing and panting around the field when their legs have gone☹️.
I have seen loads of big names playing past their prime, always have a sense of shame afterwards….
Of course some performers get better with age-particularly blues and jazz musicians.
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Reni is still a brilliant drummer. He should do a Buddy Rich type album. I think Brown only agreed to a Roses reunion to pay his divorce bills (got a bit handy with his mrs apparently. Another tantrum) and I know that him and Reni are not on speaking terms. I don’t think Squire is speaking to him either.
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Think in music its full of megalomaniac fuckers Norman.
Don Letts is meant to be a nice bloke, think BWC said hed met him?
Peter Green was a nice bloke but bit mad.
Know the drummer from 10cc hes a great bloke.
Remember the Super furry Animals Norm?
Welsh band,
I was sat outside the Apsley cottage next to the Apollo one summer drinking on my tod waiting for my mates,
And their tour bus was parked up.
That actor Rhys Ifan got off and was acting a right cunt!
Proper look at me type.
He was in a Oasis video at the time and thought he was marvellous.
Total cunt.
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The Apsley Cottage!
My fizzog is in one of those photos on the wall there.
There was a 3 pin XLR cable run from upstage right to a coner by the window so you could plug your intercom headsets in and keep an ear on the show while having a quick pint.
Cathy ran a good ship.
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Jamie Vardy comes to mind as one who keeps getting better with age. How he’s still that quick at 33 is beyond me.
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Jimmy Greenhoff was 30 when he signed for Man United, but he was top class. Same goes for Arnold Muhren. 31 when he came to Old Trafford and he was quality. Zlatan was also great during his brief time here.
Yet Rashford and Lingard are both under 30 and they are still shit.
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It’s a pity we didn’t get to see Zlatan in England for longer – arguably the best striker in the league before his injury. Speaking of which the fact that didn’t finish his career at his age makes me wonder if he’s secretly the Terminator.
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I went into a pub at the weekend and there was a tribute band performing ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’…. whose lead singer was a dead ringer for Ian Mcshane….
Lovejoy Division….
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…..having just watched the video in the nom…all I can say is, f-u-c-k-I-n-g diabolical 😂😂😂
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I went into a pub at the weekend and there was a tribute band performing ‘Stand And Deliver’….whose lead singer was a dead ringer for a former Iraqi dictator.
Saddam and the Ants….
(You’re far funnier and inventive than some of the so-called stand-up comics we see on stage and screen! – DA)
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I second Admin’s comment. Seriously JR, have you ever thought about going into comedy?
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Don’t give up the day job.
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There is something very simian about Ian Brown. Even more ape-like than Liam Gallagher. I wouldn’t be suprised to learn there was some interbreeding between species somewhere not too far up his family tree.
He talks like an ape, stoops like an ape and walks like an ape. Plus his eyebrows meet in the middle.
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Liam Gallagher models himself on Ian Brown.
Loads of that type about ,
PG tips in adidas.
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What an absolute clown
Brown seems to be under the misapprehension that His opinions on Covid 19 carry weight, that the population need enlightenment, I was going to say he should stick to music but after hearing that fucking crap I’m really not sure what the monkey faced muppet should do with himself……
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So the monkey man (Ian brown) and ol’ mumbly misery guts (van morrison) are anti lockdown and have recorded (terrible) songs to this effect.
Perhaps Boris has got it right after all if these two cunts oppose him.
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This is utter shite and is just as bad as Van Morrisons latest.
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Ian brown (and his mini me Liam Gallagher ©️MNC ) are indeed simian, I remember reading a great letter in Viz years ago, describing this type as:
“…walking like a fucking chimpanzees with a nappy full of porridge!”
Perfect!😂
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Is this the little cunt who looks like one of them monkeys that jumps in your hut and nicks your radio if you live in New Delhi?
What a cunt.
Climb up a tree and Fuck Off.
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I’m not a conspiracy theorists, I like good old stats and evidence, but like many I am a fairly fit, not overweight bloke aged between 45/55 years of age. I have according to the govt statistics shown on TV yesterday a 1 in 400,000 chance of needing hospital treatment (not dying) if I test positive for Covid. The odds ain’t much different from the lottery for five balls and I must be a cunt for playing the odd week and buying the odd scratchy.
Ian Browns song is shite, the tune is shite the lyrics are shite and he is a complete cunt even if he once borrowed my lighter in the Hacienda. However fuck me how long will this cunt fest of Covid rules last. The average age of death from Covid is over 81. Older than life expectancy itself.
The only blessing if I get it is that I can pop round to the elderly mother in laws and cash in on that sweet sweet inheritance
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Brown’s solo stuff is patchy, but it’s not as if The Stone Roses were ever a truly great band. They made one decent album. I always thought House of Love were the superior band
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Best manc band?
Take That!
Oww! It was a joke!😀
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The first Roses album was good and they were of their time, but they don’t come near either 10cc or Joy Division. The Railway Children were a good band from the Manchester area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAyB7Y9sPE0
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What a terrible song.
Stone Roses were very good in my opinion but Brown has always been a terrible vocalist that managed to somehow compliment their sound.
I remember seeing him as a solo act at a festival years ago and he was pretty much shite.
Covid is a complete and utter pile of wank though so fair play to him for speaking out.
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Never heard of this Neanderthal cunt, never want to hear him again.
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The stone roses would be one of the most over rated bands ever. Any band that mentions them as an influence- avoid like the plague. Manc shite
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Possibly, but most music evokes memories good or bad as to how your life was at the time. It could be shit for example but you could be hearing it when life was good. Look at the resurgence of 80’s groups doing tours packed out by middle aged people.
Case in point. I still like to hear Billy Idol on the radio occasionally, only because I was 14 and shagging a 13 year old half Swedish rock chick in the countryside for a couple of years who insisted on bringing her tapes and player all the time. It brings back carefree blissful memories, yet musically it falls falls under banner of cheesy wuss rock.
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Ian really has lost the plot recently. I was a big fan of the Roses back in the day and have followed Ian’s solo career since. As someone previously said, very hit and miss with his efforts, but there are always some diamond tracks on his albums, and those coupled with nostalgia convince me to part with coin.
The last release that struck me was First World Problems where he still had a finger on the pulse of things. I’ve seen his recent ramblings about Covid and the promotion of his new track, (which has his signature sound) but its bollocks. I guess it’s harder to be rich and isolated these days, than skint and getting back to work along with the masses.
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COMPLETELY USELESS NUT TWIDDLER
Cover up – no tossing
Just think, if it wasn’t this site I would never have heard of this twat…
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Brown could do a new version of the Roses classic, and rename it
‘Icke Am The Resurrection’.
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I lost all respect for this cunt when he did a song with that Provo loving bald fenian shit cunt slag Sinead O’Connor, fuck the pair of them.
Reni and Mani are fucking sound though.
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