Baroness Ruth Davidson

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In case you have never heard of this latest addition to the palace of parasites – the House of Lords to the great unwashed – she is actually pasty-faced Kim Jong Un impersonator Ruth Davidson, erstwhile leader of one of the world´s most endangered species, i.e. the Scottish Conservatives.

Ruthie, as she used to be know before being ennobled, was furious when the BBC referred to her by her new title and ordered it to keep calling her plain Ruth Davidson. In typical supine fashion, the Beeb duly groveled and followed the Baroness´s order.

The little lesbian Baroness, who likes to dress up in uniform driving a tank, doesn´t want voters to think she is a stuck-up social climber who can´t wait to don ermine and get £300 a day just for plumping her fat arse on the plush benches of their lordships´ house.

Being an unelected “representative” is nothing new for Ruthie anyway as she has never been elected to the Scottish Parliament but sneaked in through the list system.

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

23 thoughts on “Baroness Ruth Davidson”

  2. How did she get a baby when fat lesbians dont actually have sex. Lesbians also have the highest levels of domestic violence of all “sexuality” groups. Baroness bollocks. Is that sexist? Dunno dont care. Now on to the next bottle of Claret.

  3. In the header she looks like “The Angel of Death”, Beverley Allitt.
    Could be a more evil twin, surreptitiously sent in to knock off the House of Lords covertly, one by one.

    With any luck.

  5. Fat dyke.300 a day.is a joke.Abolish the house of Cronies A clear out.Where is Guy Fawkes when you need him?

  6. She is a Tory apparently, but in a David Cameron sort of a way, So not a real Tory but a “New Liebour” type, Enoch Powell was a real Tory

    “I see the River Tiber foam with much blood”
    Enoch Powell 1968

    “I see the turkey baster foam with much spunk”
    Ruth Davidson 2019

    See the difference, what an utter cunt!!!

  7. The fat ugly remoaner lezza has a show on LBC tonight at 9pm. That’s just after the remoaner Rachel fucking Johnson and just before the remoaner Nick cunting Abbot.
    Just thought you might like a few hours of gloom, doom and remoaning. 🇫🇲
    Enjoy

  8. I suspect fraud.
    There is no woman from The Gays that would lick that wobbly whale blubber.
    I must be right surely?

  9. Wonder how this fat gobby lesbo is gonna get on with the crusty relics from the house of wax ?

    “ by Jove we’ve got a rug muncher in the house “

  10. The MSM love her-

    Gay✔️
    Wimninz✔️
    Not English✔️
    Same sex parents✔️

    I remember listening to the presenters on wireless4 “gushing” (possibly literally 😉), claiming she should be the next leader of the Cuntservatives.

    Cunt. Cunts. Cunted.

    • I have a theory, that the hairs in yer ‘jacksie ring‘ are connected to your eye lids.
      Try pulling one out, and then try not pulling that face….

  12. An ennobled crotch cannibal in the House of Turds. It all seems so progressively diverse. But in reality, the old dick dodger is in Dyke hell. She’s surrounded by cunts but can’t get any pussy.

    That’s a circle of hell not envisioned by the Greeks or Dante.

    • I reckon she might get a little sniff of M’lady Baroness O’Brady’s minkle..
      A rough house that looks like she could be up for everything ‘which way but loose’.
      And a stare that could kill a moose. A match made in hell….

  13. Hello fellow Cunters,

    Long time no post for me…

    I’d fuck it, I’m quite partial to ugly fatties with big norks… especially if they squirt 😉

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