Banksy
‘The British street artist Banksy has financed a boat to rescue refugees attempting to reach Europe from north Africa.
The vessel, named Louise Michel after a French feminist anarchist, set off in secrecy on 18 August from the Spanish seaport of Burriana, near Valencia, and is now in the central Mediterranean where on Thursday it rescued 89 people in distress, including 14 women and four children.’
What a philanthropist. Selflessly burdening the people of Malta and Italy with yet more refugees. And apparently being told to fuck off by the authorities of these countries.
Surely he could somehow sponsor these people, bring them to the UK and put them up in his home? I am sure there are a host of other arty farty luvvies who will also throw their mansions open in a good cause.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Then the Big Chunky County chimed in:
Yet another painting by numbers cunting for this talentless cretin, who once again is nowhere to be seen whilst jerking off to his own publicity (probably).
His privately financed flamboyant, but hopefully not too buoyant, ex-french marine vessel is now stranded in the Mediterranean with 219 aspiring architects, drill artistés, rappers and rocket scientists aboard. And now one dead cunt – how long until cannibalism?
Predictably the vessels calls for help are being ignored by all authorities. This is all squarely on wanksys shoulders, yet he’s moaning to the EU. The cunt.
The cunt dropped £850k on this boat. Definitely the calling sign of a woke celebrity wanker! In which case they should all be immediately ferried to Bristol, docked, and bussed straight to Robert Del Najas art gallery.
Wanksy should be unmasked for being such a pretentious life endangering cunt.
With Fuglyucker rounding things off:
A spray on the wall for the vandal otherwise known as Banksy, this stupid cunt has spent 860 quid on an ex french naval tub the help rescue the tide of shit trying to get to the uk so they can milk the NHS, benefits and housing systems, i suppose he,s lucky the boat didnt sink with 280 shit stains aboard, im tempted to find out where it gets parked and do some spray can art on it myself, something like fuck off you immigrant sponging cunts and a rat with a french flag.
Ffs when are they going to put a stop to these fuckers, Aussy gun boat style it makes me want to move abroad so i can be in a minority group there before i become one here…..Banksy you are a cunt, fuck off to Calias with your spray cans …..
Jesus, Banksy and his navy arent loved on here are they?
All vegans, no heirarchy!!
The food would alienate me straight off, but no captain?
Id be plotting to take control before id boarded!
Week two- we have a crisis meeting=3 dead.
Week3-weve gone pirate
Rob the dinghy people feed them the sharks.
Week 4
We dock at Bransons island.
Richard struggles to make peace with a cutlass spilling his entrails over my boots!😛
Me bury the loot.
Week 5- more crew dead.
Theyll tell no tales.
Week6 -the scourge of the channel has stopped the dinghies coming but the white Queen Boris Johnson has sent out the Royal Navy!
Doomed! Damn his eyes!
Ill swing from the gibbet at Bristol docks.
Sort of rambled off then,
Yeah fuck Banksy the traitor.
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As Admiral the Admirable Crichton of the Admiralty I will give you a free pass and a Queens Commission MNC – swing that cutlass Sir! 👍
Banksy? If you like Abba Dabba land and its people so much take HMS Woke and feel free to fuck off over there.
And take a few million with you.
It’$ all good publicity for hi$ next multi million crayon $cratching though.
Right, back to refuelling and re-arming the Spit – these migrant bastards won’t strafe themselves! 👍😁☠
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If I took a tin of spray paint to a building or the nearest subway tunnel, you can bet I would be charged with vandalism or some other crime. But if its BLM or this law breaking cunt banksy (i refuse to use a capital to start his name) they get applauded for it. One fucked up world thats for sure.
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Can I use Wanksys boat for target practice with an rocket propelled grenade please?And send the remains to his house?Talentless twat
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Yes Eddy. Yes you can.
He/she/they hide behind anonymity which is helpful, isn’t it? That way we can’t ask, “Banksy, how many Kassims have you housed personally?”
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Stylized wall smear shite taught in CSE Art in the 1960,s by talentless Art teachers to even less talented oiks. Banksey must have been in one of those classes, and in fact has never left . Same old, same old. Brilliant ? No Talented ? No Clever? YES…making millions from stick shit pictures.
As for the support given to a bunch of sand jockey’s, African medievals and assorted dark Keys with syphilis and murder in their hearts, Banksey needs put to the buck…..a fucking huge arse splitting one!
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Stick to political slogans stencilled onto schools.
A burning tyre, rat tail cunting for this woke Champagne socialist.
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Could just be Aaron Banks taking the piss?, but most likely some he’s just some Soros goon without a brain, probably public school Marxist desapile type! But one can only speculate to the identity of this vandal!, utter cunt he is anyway!
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Well, he’s a lot more successful than his lazy bed making Brother Bunksy!
“Drawing figures made of sticks”.
“To rinse the wallets of the pricks”.
Has that fkin boat sunk yet?
No?
😢
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I have just (today) completed a 20′ x 8′ cartoon mural for a local day nursery. no political messages, no woke agenda, just something for the kids to enjoy.
Yes, I am an artist too but unlike banksy, I’m not a complete cunt*.
*Oh No, hang on, according to the previous Nom – I am – because I post on here.
Dammit.
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Pity his old man didn’t spray up the wall. Grafitti cunt. Cuntsy, more like.
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Didn’t someone just cunt this cunt.
I say what I said before…give this cunt a Peerage Make him Lord Banksy of the Bottom of the Channel.
And instead of an OBE give him an OBI. Order of the British Immigrants. Better yet, elevate him to a CBI…Cunt of the British Immigrants.
Better still…get Shaun to nominate him in The Dead Pool.
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Shaun does seem to have the ear of ‘The Grim Reaper ‘.
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Are you certain that Shaun isn’t just like one of those Fire Fighters who sets fires so he can respond, extinguish them, then claim the glory and the money?
Coincidence? I think not.
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I think he keeps a close interest in reports of ailing slebs…
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I have this notion of a shadowy, Druid like figure, moving silently between the blocks at Stonehenge, quietly studying goat entrails in the moonlight and then inscribing the names on a piece of bone.
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No. He visits hospices with a pillow.
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@Cunstable,
A sort of Grim Sleeper as it were.
🙃
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You’re right General but some cunters just missed the deadline for yesterday’s nom. Hence this post being up.
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Keel haul the dirty little traitorous cunt.
Sink the fucking boat at once.
Make abetting illegal immigration a hanging offence.
Start a tariff war with France immediately,100% tariff on all French wine cheese and cars.
See if that cures their piss taking ways.
Fuck them all.
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English cheeses are way better than French cheeses anyway. Give me a Shropshire Blue any day of the week.
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Of course they are!
French cheese can turn you odd, whereas british cheese makes you strong and wholesome.
I dont drink whine but ours is obviously better!
French wine?
Wouldn’t wash my arse with it.
Its for communists.
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I’m current chugging (not supping) merlot. Even though the word merlot is Frog, the wine is actually Californian………. which makes me a little sick in my mouth.
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Chilean merlot is lovely and only £4 at Lidl.
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I honestly thought this cunting was about my workmate Matt who recently got in trouble at work.
For years now he’s been drawing cocks in the dust, using permy markers to draw cocks on things or actually cuting out, then glueing to the wall…………. cocks. Yes! He is like that guy from Superbad. On account of this fact, last year I actually christened him Wanksy.
His immediate response being quite an artistic individual, was to formulate a signature which was a cock and balls on profile (balls to the left, shaft to the right, stuck in the rectum with you) and he used the ball bag as the W in his signature “Wanksy”……….. fucking genius.
Working in a factory, I have found more witty, intelligent, hilarious people than you find from the collection of supposed “comedians” on the BBC.
That is all.
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I thought Banksy got cunted yesterday or Saturday on here. However, for a cunt of this magnitude I’m more than happy to cunt him again today. If he happens to come up again tomorrow then I shall call him a cunt again!
Banksy, you’re a total cunt!
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Yeah he was cunted by Cuntstable Cuntbubble, the Big Chunky Cunty and Fuglyucker
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I think Admin were and are the worst for wear. The cunts.
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Repost
Morning Les. Early in my career I represented a man like yourself. I remember the entire process with preternatural accuracy, despite it being ten years heretofore. This asperity of my anamnesis is, I think, chiefly because I was an abecedarian in advocacy – a bit “wet behind the ears” – but also it was a saddening case.
He was up for (intentionally) dropping objects from the Helsby viaduct over M56 .onto traffic below. The largest nugget thrown/released was a half brick. After much argument, he was charged with a category 1A offence under §1 of the 1971 CDA¹.
It was an especially dispiriting case, as the man had a long history of similar offending. His initial offence had been on a minor charge forty years before, when he had been arrested for dropping tangerines (curiously enough from the same bridge). He lost his job with the GPO as a result, and his continued obsession resulted in lengthy detention under section, per the 1959MHA² (this was the mid-1970s).
The new provisions/revisions of the 1983 MHA (the “care in the community” for which Margaret Thatcher was much reviled) resulted in the man being in and out of prison – often on a “revolving door” basis. He never had another job after the Post Office.
Just prior to when I was his barrister, he had been on a coach tour of the Highlands and Islands of Scotland using monies from a release from his most recent stretch. He well knew that half bricks were a “bit much”, and would probably result in him dying in clink. This had been his intention; he was completely institutionalised.
Surprisingly, he had had a daughter from his GPO days who had kept in touch. I asked him how he would feel if she had been the driver of one of the cars on the motorway. He seemed unable to grasp the question and briefly became incoherent, and begged to immediately go and wash his hands (something he did several times each hour when not “upset”).
You should watch it, Les, it’s a slippery slope mate
¹ Criminal Damage Act
² Mental Health Act
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Evening CS,
I was lying for comedic effect, dont really throw mannequins off motorway bridges!!
Ive a family and business to run, so just mild indecent exposure,
Although I do like to leave little notes in vegan food in supermarkets!
“I rubbed my gammon cock on this”
“This meal was made from slave labour”
“May contain razor blades”
Being firm favourites.
But like to think if caught the jury would see it was a harmless joke!
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Good to hear Mis. Lovely day hereabouts today, albeit unseasonably nippy. 你呢？
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Yes, a nice day, ive been out with the dog and missus to Hope in Derbyshire, lovely day!!
I like Bank Holidays ,
A decent ramble, stick 2 fingers up at a farmer,
Few pints,
Wonderful.
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Have you tried Berchtesgaden? No Blue John, but the backdrop is heartstopping and utterly arresting.
Herr Schiklgruber’s ab fab… and not without very good reason..
Fly to Salzburg, avoid the Sacher Torte, Sound of Music tours and cunts from the middle East playing part-filler wineglasses as an adjunct to begging a few €€€’s.
The bus driver from Salzburg to Berchtesgaden was a connoisseur of Country & Western music iirc… but that was 15 years ago.
You’ll love it there. Just don’t be suckered into buying Mozart chocs, Sound of Music BS or Salt Crystal table lamps. (all available used on eBay for a tenth of the price)
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Any progress on the house hunting, your hairyness?
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Still looking CG,
Shes definitely warming to the idea the missus.
Looked at one this weekend, shes found a nice one herself online but think its out of our price range.
Im happy if she is.
And near a good drinking den.😁
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Having buried mates who never took the risk to move for a better life, my advice would be do it-especially with the stamp duty holiday👍👍👍
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你識打中文字？🧐🧐 I am very intrigued.
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To Lancashire Cunt
早上好.！
我当然会写汉字。 我在重庆住了三年。
您住在兰开夏郡哪里？
[Transliterated into pinyin(with English translation)]:
¶1 zǎoshang hǎo! (Good morning!)
¶2 wǒ dāngrán huì xiě hànzì. wǒ zài chóngqìng zhùle sān nián.(Of course I write Chinese characters;¹ I lived in Chongqing for three years.)
¶3 nín zhù zài lán kāi xià jùn² nǎlǐ? (Whereabouts in Lancashire do you live?)
¹ Chinese doesn’t really do semicolons, whereas in English it is correct usage here. Note also in pinyin orthography there’s No Capitalisation!
² Translation into Chinese of names is necessarily problematic. A general rule³ is to attempt a phonetic translation – here “lán kāi xià” is chosen only because it sounds a, bit like “Lancashire”. The actual meaning of the Chinese characters is wholly unrelated⁴. I added the word “郡 = jùn” (= County) after “lán kāi xià” to emphasise its meaning.
³/⁴ hybrid translations (phonetic/semantic) of names are also commonly dreamt up, often with considerable elegance and wit
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@I shagged a cunt:
I actually know that bridge.
I had relatives in Helsby/Frodsham-I was down there for a long weekend in my late teens, staying with an older cousin. A load of us went to that bridge to watch the traffic (fuck knows why🤔, anyway, met up with a group of girls who the group knew, then we all went to the Mersey View club on Frodsham Hill where I fingered one lads then banged her more attractive mate outside.
Oh to be 17 again😀😀😀
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Lass not lads😂
It honestly wasn’t a cry for help😂
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And kids nowadays it’s all video games and won’t even go out for a bike ride
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Shouldn’t that be “I shagged a cunt and the cunt won”?
If not it should be. Love a bit of punk I do. Also love a bit of cunt.
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Are there any Canadian cunters on ISAC?
Know we have aussies, yanks, etc
But any canucks?
Even Eskimos!
Wondered what their take on BLM would be,
Theyve just pulled the statue of Canada’s first prime minister off his plinth!
Justin hastily wiping blackface off…😁🌚
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MNC, I think Jordan Peterson is Canadian. Not a member here, that psychological fella. 🙂
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Me thinks somebody might be the former troll. Is me correct? (rhetorical question) you are the Trolley McTrollFace. Fucking Obvs!
Couldn’t be any less obvs.
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If Banksy is going to start sponsoring migrant import ships and demanding political action he should have the balls to show the world his face and reveal his true identity.
What a cowardly cunt he is.
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How utterly ridiculous.
I mean virtue signal away but whats the point if nobody really knows who you are.
Banksy really is a stupid cunt of the highest order, ‘hey everyone look at me I’m so fucking virtuous’.
Hey Banksy you fuck stick no cunt knows who you are but well done spending £850k on a ship filled with sub Saharan shit cunts that wouldn’t thank you even if they knew who you were.
On another note, if I was to spray some shite picture on property belonging to someone else I can’t help but think if caught I’d be prosecuted for vandalism.
So why is it his so called ‘art’ sells for gazillions when the cops should be saying fuck this vandal he’s breaking the law.
But then again he’s clearly a lefty so it’s all ok.
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When I was growing up we had Tony Hart who was ace, charming, talented, and fought in the second world war in India. Tony Hart would never sponsor a boat picking up terrorísts in the Mediterranean.
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Capt@
I assumed Tony Hart was gay, bit camp, cravats, bit ducky darling…
Couldnt of been further off the mark!
He was a captain in a ghurka regiment!!
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My era was Neil Buchanan and ‘Art Attack’ and ‘Rolf’s Cartoon Club’. I could see Rolf Harris sponsoring a boatload of Cambodian orphans.
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Tony was a bit camp but it was the 80s and he might’ve been modelling himself on Fred from Scooby Doo.
Rolf Harris would probably be making a ‘Save the Syrian Children’ campaign. Unlike Lineker, he would house as many as he could. “Take a gaander at ma didgereedoo, Abdul.”
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Neil Buchanan was a scouser so only used art materials used from burglaries.
Think hes in a heavy rock band nowadays?!!
I like Tony Hart camp or not,
Rolf seemed a bit of a rough colonial,
Drunkenly molest you in the shallow end of the pool, whereas Tony would molest you but tenderly and let you play with Morph afterwards.
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😀 Can you see what it is yet?
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Like you, MNC, I thought Tony Hart was a bit of a fruit. I imagined him wearing a floral shirt, a pink, floppy hat and opened toed sandals, cruising Kings Road in a pimped up Cadillac.
Just goes to show how far of the mark we were.
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Hehee, yeah Paul the type who swoons withva handkerchief to his forhead at swearing?
Rather than stripped to the waist covered in japs blood wearing a necklace of ears hes severed!!😛
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“What’s that Chas? Morph has just skull-fucked a Kamikaze pilot with a Gurkha bayonet? Jolly good. Here’s the Gallery.”
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This cunt, wanksy, another lefty, virtue signalling piece of shit needs a chair, a power supply and some clamps. Don’t switch off, not even when smoke is seen and burning flesh smelt.
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What a satisfying image. Perhaps it can be graffiti’d onto the side of someone’s house and then some cunt can pay 5 million quid for it.
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A complete talentless Cunt.
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Hopefully the boat will sink under the weight of the shit on board.
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When the next craze happens (the mysterious dog poo glitter sprinkler perhaps – someone during the night sprinkles glitter on dog mess left by lazy dog owners), banksy will be “sooooo last year dahhhhling!”
“Banksy who?”
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“Whom. Not who, dahhhling”.
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As the cunt been arrested for people trafficking yet.
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Some nice pics for you and a spot of Grieg, TITS
https://youtu.be/kLp_Hh6DKWc
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Shit headed vandal, those who can’t do, teach and those who can’t teach, teach Art. Fuckin puffs pastime.!
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