A high tech, futuristic Cunting, for multi-Billionaire Megalomaniac, Elon Musk.
Straight out the pages of an Ian Fleming novel, Musk is the Bond villain of today.
Private jet, femme fatal on his arm, flanked by Heavies, developing self-driving computerised cars, attempting mass space travel & interplanetary colonisation – all that’s missing is him sitting in a leather swivel chair, stroking a fluffy white cat……. “No !, I expect you to die Mr Bond… ha ha ha haaaaa”
His latest plan is to start implanting electronic devices in our brains, that will create ‘Super-Humans’ (and to control us, of course). He has already created an android baby, which he named X Æ A-12 (clear indications of a crazed madman)
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s the puppet master behind all the chaos – Covid, BLM, Me 2, rigged elections, Putin poisonings & China’s Hong Kong takeover…..
[ nb – I am, of course jealous – not of his wealth, but that he used to bang Talulah Riley, who I have the hots for :/ ]
Nominated by Lord of the Rings…
And seconded by Coolforcunts:
Elon Musk is a cunt and a sinister Bond supervillain cunt to say the least and if left unchallenged he will be the downfall of mankind as we know it!
The first time I had the misfortune to see him circa 2002 he was giving an interview about his SpaceX program regarding the colonisation of Mars and my first thought was, sneaky, sinister, untrustworthy, self serving cunt, rather like Tony Blair but with horrendously more money. Over the last couple of decades I have kept an eye on Elon Blofeld Musk. He has done what a good deal of other billionaire/millionaire narcissists have done and in no particular order. Weird baby name*, “X Æ A-12”, although there is a clue in that name it would seem. Rambling self destructive tweets, in his case on one occasion wiped $14 billion off his own company, to the infamous “pedo guy” battle, where only a cunt with his money and influence would write that sort of libellous tweet and get found not guilty! Nothing much in the way of the the downfall of mankind so far I hear you cry…….
29/08/20 “Elon Musk has unveiled a pig called Gertrude with a coin-sized computer chip in her brain to demonstrate his ambitious plans to create a working brain-to-machine interface.”
Yep, you read that right! He won’t be happy with just using animals either make no mistake! This cunt will have an army of AI human droids under his control quicker than shit through a goose when he finds a way to do it, legal or otherwise, mark my words!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-539566
*The Æ in the name is Musk’s wife’s (Grimes) “Elvin” way of spelling Artificial intelligence, they are both absolutely fascinated with the concept!
Oh by the way, F/x()! That is my Elvin way of saying Fuck Off you dangerous megalomaniac Bond villain fruitloop!
(For more information…. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8674437/Elon-Musk-demonstrating-Neuralink-implant-connects-brain-computer.html – Admin)
Fuck that and fuck him.
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Fair play to any man who managed to bang the lush psycho bitch Amber Heard and get away scott free.
Here’s hoping he shredded her ringpiece.
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Perhaps he inserted a version 1 computer chip into her “brain” – hence why she is now a complete and utter spazzoid!
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Amber Turd 🙂
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I expect there are millions of idiots out there who want to be chipped. There are already idiots who have taken a microchip in the arm and one sad cunt put his Oyster card chip in himself!
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Michael Barrymore & Fat Reg, will probably insist on having the electronic chips shoved up their arseholes!
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Talking of Fat Reg, didn’t Elon Musk have an Elton-style hair transplant? “Don’t Let The Hair Drill, Go Down On Me.”
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You’re right C,
Plenty of idiots only too willing to be chipped like a pet. I saw a program once with a load of office workers who got a chip in their wrist say they can…get in the office door.
Probably makes the sad cunts feel futuristic.
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He may have the solution to our current migrant problem. Yes you can stay if you have an implant. Our farmers will no longer sweat over crop picking, our roadsides could be de littered in weeks, we would have enough prison guards prepared to go hardcore the list goes on and on. An army of compliant young men who want to do their very best for the nation that offered them a place to be. No more grooming gangs ( fitted at birth in U.K. cos you cannot trust them) Fuck me Musk could be our saviour!!
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I think you could be onto something there.
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The only chips coming near me come with salt and vinegar and a battered sausage. Fuck this Musk cunt, whoever the wanker is.
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This ugly cunt is worth an estimated 100 billion dollars. Can’t even get my head round that, would probably go some way to clearing the National Debt. Reckon he’s a kiddie diddler too, his girlfriend “Grimes” looks about 12 to me.
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The mental fuckers not putting chips in my head!!
My hairs greasy as it is.
Give this cunt a wide berth hes the type who meets his end in a hail of gunfire in a active volcano.
Headcase.
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£100 billion = 5% of the UK National Debt (currently £2 trillion and rapidly rising) so it would barely scratch the surface.
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He’s a cunt for perpetuating the myth that we will all be driving battery powered cars. Oh, and I’d like see one of those self-driving cars negotiate a narrow, winding country lane whilst dodging the oncoming white van men.
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Or cycling cunts.
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Or doddering old cunts.
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Or black clad 17th century Witchfinder tractor driving cunts.
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So that’s why Amber Heard shat the bed.
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There’s something about the name “Reiley” and smart tarts….Tululah Reiley, Kelly Reiley,Rachel Reiley……Lisa Reiley,not so much.
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Old mother Reillly?
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Well I certainly wouldn’t climb over her to get to you….
https://images.app.goo.gl/SPv73AVQvLnzE6vS7
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And, for those with an interest in persons of restricted growth, the “Riley Elf.”
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Wasn’t that a Mini with a bigger arse?
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Appears that Mr Musk has viewed one too many episodes of Star Trek.
“We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile….”
Not to worry, if things get out of hand Arnold Schwartznîgger will come back from the future and take the cunt out.
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Given the wokeishness of Hollywood Arnie will return as a person of colour, telling everyone in no uncertain terms “I’ll be black!”
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I’d rather have his chip than Bill Gates’s. Between two evils, I’ll go with the one who hasn’t publically announced his intention to get the world’s population down to 150,000 ‘elites’ plus a slave army.
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Have just noticed Lewis Hamilcunt has been added to the Wall of Cunts!
Shall we all bend the knee in mock tribute to this “black” privileged cunt?
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No. We should give him the raw bumming he’s craving for. I’ll take it on for the team.
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Always remember. Cash is king. I deliberately withdraw cash when I could use my cards at least half the time. Keep the demand going for cash because if we don’t, we’ll end up with a cashless society.
If you have more than one brain cell you’ll know why that is not a good idea for us (but a great one for a totalitarian government).
And a microchip in your head?
What could possibly go wrong with that lol?
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Although a cashless society would prevent tax-dodgers like barbers, hand-car-washers, cafés, dodgy tradies, cheap restaurants with “broken card” machines, etc usually run by Dooshkas or Afreekans.
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Have to agree with this point: fucking tax dodging immigrants take the absolute piss.
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Chip in my head?No thanks.Stick your chip up your arse Blofeld Musk
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I don’t get the dislike for Elon?
He has made massive success for himself and with lots of wealth comes varying degrees of madness and lack of self awareness.
This cunts has so much money he gets top women even though he’s a weird looking cunt.
Don’t forget he said he’d support Kanye West’s presidential campaign si he can’t be that mad.
I salute your skills Elon, but Tesla’s look shite.
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Lets hope this mad genius doesn’t want to microchip tongues B&WC. Every anal invasion logged and filed on a database on his Scaramanga style island.
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I would be only too willing to be employed as quality control executive LL.
No chips in my tongue though, imagine the day…letter in the post ‘We have noticed you have exceeded your arsehole tonguing allowance this month.. would you like to purchase an add on?
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I agree, you only have to watch Joe Rogans two interviews with him where they’re getting stoned. You can’t deny the mans brilliance.
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Tesla’s aren’t meant to look good … as cars, anyway. Wait until you see what they ‘Transform’ in to…… missile armed Decepticons of death.
Where do you think Michael Bay get his script ideas from ? Transformers 3 is a homage to Musk. Checkout the ‘baddy’
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399103/
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Elon Musk is like Unicron. He won’t stop.
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This fucking weir cunt has already fucked up the night sky with 40 bits of shiny space junk floating around as part of his proposed 4,000 communication satellites he has planned. I think his concern for humanities wellbeing is the last thing this cunt is thinking about. Wouldn’t let that cunt put a chip in my cat, let alone me!
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As for microchips in your brain or wherever…it’s only a matter of time.
So many thick/sad/unaware cunts aaaaht there that they would only have to offer automatic Cuntbook/Twatter sign in and the masses will be queuing up for it like the same sad cunts who queued up for Starbucks and McDonald’s.
Unfortunately there are too many useless cunts amongst us, the gene pool has been spread to thinly and for every great person like me there are 30-40 wastes of space.
Go fuck yourselves.
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We’ll all end up as ‘batteries’ plugged into ‘The Matrix’….
save us Morpheus !
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One hundred years from now, when we are all dead and gone, they will have Elysium.
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More likely Demolition Man, but with no Stallone to sort it out…
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The Woke media and sheep love it, the promise of a caring feeling society with aggression electronically suppressed. Well he better have a program routine of what to do when those people that are laughing at the west pull out the ferritt and give the weak woke ‘chipped’ a portion up the back passage because if this ridiculous shit gets any further into our society they will take advantage so be warned,
Musk is the same type of ‘wank’ who predicted the paperless society while gazing up their own ass hole. The fact that the media give him so much oxygen proves they are supplying the KY jelly so he can get his head up there.
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Anyone dumb enough to compromise the integrity of their own brain to a third party, should be allowed to do so I say!
Plenty of potential robo-poon to be hacked and directed to my chambers. I’ll forward all the fatties on to Fiddler’s estate.
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I thought it was a conspiracy by Bill Gates to put a chip in every cunt too? Perhaps the chips will be like a VHS/Betamax battle, and maybe Alan Sugar could resurrect Amstrad to make cheap shit copies. The only thing I want in me is a good dinner.
Get fucked.
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I believe there’s a few would benefit from an implant in the brain, preferably one 9mm in diameter. 😀
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An undoubted brilliant-cut megalomaniac cunt of the first water, and launching one of his poxy cars in the direction of Mars probably says all that needs to be said. BUT, and it’s a big But, Musk only has money. He is reliant on the expertise of thousands of others to achieve the innovations he’s promoting. He can no more design a brain chip, a rocket or a string of nasty little satellites than I can. And the concepts aren’t his to start with. They’ve been around a long time, in the less adventurous regions of the science fiction canon. Also they are potentially lucrative. We can all put two and two together, but we don’t have the cash to take it further. Musk does.
The conclusion from the foregoing being that if Musk wasn’t paying for this shit, someone else would be. The brain chip is probably as inevitable as the Model T Ford was. Some cunt will certainly do it if Musk doesn’t.
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Fucking right about that court case. No way in the world could he have won unless he paid someone off. I suspect the judge is now living in a bigger house.
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Using this technology it might be possible to “hack” Owen Jones’ err… brain (such as it is) and steer him around like an RC racing car.
Make the little twat sing the Horst Wessel song…
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This rubber faced cunt will be doing Soros job in thirty years time.
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This whole Bond super villian thing really nails this cunt Musk. Elon Musk, head of SPHINCTRE.
Him and his cunt fatale can stick those mind control chips up each other’s asses.
Fucking evil new age cunt!
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We’ll need a savior from the future to come back in time and save us from this embarrassing cunt’s company eventually.
Unlike the Terminator films though, there will be no big shootouts, no 18 wheeler trucks blowing up or cyborgs. It will just be some bloke smashing this sad little bellend’s Blade Runner VHS and ripping up his posters of Ghost in the Shell while Musk is getting his bonce submerged in a bog at whatever academic institution unfortunate enough to suffer his attendance.
As others have pointed out, this clown has no real technical expertise, he’s just got the money. Experts in these fields must cringe with embarrassment when this cunt opens his gob. Hopefully they will download his modest sized brain into an authentic sex replicant so he can fuck himself and give himself cyber AIDS.
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My dad was a clever fellow.
Back in 1969, when I was 14 he said that corporations would be the end of humanity if people didn’t see them for what they are and how they operate.
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