The Not-So Independent

Posted on by

This paper, and its frankly deranged coverage of Donald Trump’s every action which they then slant negatively to the point it becomes hilarious. If Trump hosted a dinner at the White House, ate a batch of burritos and let off a titanic burp followed by a ghastly fart, some of the news outlets in the UK would report it like;

Mirror: Trump displays embarrassing behavior amid diplomatic faux pas while hosting important meeting.

Daily Mail: Melania Trump wows in new sky blue dress revealing her slimmer figure and pins after an 8 month weight loss regime.

The Independent: Donald Trump accused of cultural appropriation after eating burritos and then accused of launching a biological weapons attack after breaking wind is shown to lower the life expectancy of those in your vicinity, study reveals. Foreign diplomats said to be shocked and offended renewing calls for President Trump’s impeachment.

Anything old Dorrito Head does is spun into something extremely negative. You could make your own fucking game out of it.

“Donald Trump allocates more funding to NASA and pledges manned mission to Mars by 2030”

In the Independent, that would become “Experts fear Trump attempting to start interplanetary war after top aide reveals Trump being quoted as saying that he would bomb the shit out of those Martians” They would leave out the part where he was watching a War of the Worlds rerun.

Not fit to line my Cat’s shitbox and if the people who write for the Independent all spontaneously caught fire, I would put them out with repeated blows from a shovel.

Nominated by: Call of Cunthulu 

42 thoughts on “The Not-So Independent”

  1. Donald stands for everything the modern communist hates.
    Even if he fails to be re-elected it’s been glorious to see him fuck with the shrill woke mob.
    The totalitarian bias of the MSM will be it’s undoing.
    As they will all end up in oven.

  2. I stopped buying papers a year ago. The money saved goes on booze. I just have to buy more toilet tissue though. It is all the fuckers are good for.

    • I stopped about 18 months ago, save myself around £60 per month, wonder why I ever read the fuckers in the first place as I don’t miss them at all. Between that and not watching the TV news I now remain as ignorant as a Remainer, and that’s pretty ignorant. I get all important news here.

  3. I don’t watch tv, buy newspapers or even listen to the radio anymore-probably been like this for 3 or more years.
    I do cherry pick need from good sources and YouTube clips-America leads, we follow, it may take 10 years to invade us, that seems to be accelerating rapidly.
    I think the net result of this bias will be a complete landslide for Trump.
    The extreme left are cunts.

  4. I bought The Telegraph yesterday because I thought there would be coverage of the Scottish independence announcement. £2.50 for a five minute read and even this paper is dumbing down to a piss boiling level.

    There was, however, a good editorial about how the woke brigade are playing into Trump’s hands. The markets expect a Trump win, and even an American voter of average intelligence (jeez) must see the Dumbocrats would be a disaster.

  5. The Tangoman, not being a professional politician, came bowling along calling the media all the cunts under the sun that we know they are, inventing the term “fake news” and generally not giving a flying fuck what they said. They’ve never forgiven him for it and have whipped up a very personal hatred of him, the evidence for which we can see on the streets of Yankland every day of the week. There is nothing they won’t blame him for, including the “Trump Virus.”
    Our own media’s coverage of Yank affairs simply follows in their footsteps. Our own politician cunts are next to fucking useless when dealing with the media, especially the fucking BBC.

  6. Ive never known anyone who pushes the Lefts buttons like the Donald.
    They truly hate him.
    I find him no end of fun,
    He cheers me up, makes me laugh,
    He’s portrayed by the media as a buffoon but ive seen him deliver withering sarcasm and cut straight to the crux of a issue.
    I hope he wins by a landslide.
    But if not, well..
    You get what you want
    A old dodderer fond of children whos strings are pulled by marxists.
    Upto the yanks?
    Theyre the ones voting.

    • But it’s not up to them according to the media. The last time they blamed it on Putin, a convenient scapegoat for the lefties losing a vote it seems. No doubt Vlad can fix it again despite the fact everybody apparently knows what the cunt is up to.

    • I’m currently reading a book about Trump called “Commander in Cheat”, written by a sports writer about how Trump cheats at golf (he gives himself chip in gimmes for example). It’s all about winning with Big Don. Starts off amusing but gets a bit wearing after a while. Interesting insight though.

    • Yes he certainly pushes their buttons MNC and he is one of the very few persons in political life who does, being president of America is a massive bonus. The lefty libtard woke commie cunts have in the past been pandered too because there are so many in the media, government etc persons of the opposing view have appeared scared of the damage these traitors may be able to do. Though their “powers of cuntishness” ain’t as good as they assume. Mr President just told them all to take a flying fuck and is proving them paper tigers time and time again. I fucking love it and may request through official channels that big Don adopts me or makes me under gardener or something.

  7. Just as the Independent and the even worse Guardian have a thing against Trump, preferrring the demented old fuckwit Biden, so the BBC constantly do the same thing to Boris, because they would love to lick the arse of Dame Kweer and his shadow cabinet of buggers and racists and self-hating feminists. But why? – if the snivelling old maid ever did get into power, you would still have U-turns and hypocrisy because that is what politcians do best. It’s time Starmer went home to Oxted, put his pinny on and do a bit of flowering arranging before the season is quite over. The pansies in his shadow cabinet could sell their arses to the noble Lords Mandy and Adonis, who would probably be the only ones to find them attractive.

    • “…buggers and racists and self-hating feminists.”

      This is going into a comedy song I’m going to write on the acoustic! Thanks W.C! 😄

  8. Well hopefully the Silent Majority in the States will vote for Trump in November, and truly shit on the Dumocrats and their far-left agendas & rent-a-mob gangs!

    The left wing media are scared shitless Trump will get a second term, so will fling all sorts of shit his way. But I think there’s a significant Republican majority that will see through all of that, as well as deciding “Enough is Enough!”

    The Guardian, the BBC, MSM, and The Indie – are all living on borrowed time, secretly hoping/praying that Trump will lose, or Brexit will be confirmed as illegal, or there will be a vote of no confidence in our government. Anything, in fact, that will bring about the end of anything remotely veering towards centrist politics.

    I rather think they’re going to be disappointed.

    Fuck them!

  9. The Independent. Another wonderful misnomer like:-

    The Democratic Republic of Congo
    The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
    Guinea pigs
    French Fries
    The Liberal Democrats

      • *A huge collective of fair-minded, fiercely-intellectual protectors of Democracy who respect everybody’s opinion and would fight for freedom of speech and personal liberty.

        *Also applicable to North Koreans

  10. Things the media are not reporting. US deaths directly from Covid 19 9400, all others were suffering 2 or 3 co-morbidities.

    The black vote for trump is rising.

    Life long democrats are fleeing the democrats.

    Trump is likely to win a second term but the democrats have vowed to contest it no matter what, even writing to the pentagon to request military intervention.

    • The lies are flying in thick and fast from all directions.
      Anderson Coopers butt plug is slipping out constantly due to stress dilation, BBC and CNN are calling mob rule “largely peaceful” and the Demonrats are shitting themselves calling for police protection after defunding them in the first place. All for a commie radical token black wimminz and a demented kiddie sniffer.
      I can’t see how Trump can fail but this being America, many strange things happen.

      Kyle Rittenhouse, street sweeper, 1 dead pedalo, 1 dead woman beater, 1 injured handgun brandisher. No great loss then.

      No coverage or funding for Cannon Hinnant cos his life don’t matter.
      Leftards, pffft.

  11. The U turn by the BBC over the Last Night of the Proms cock up is revealing. Did the decision makers at the BBC genuinely believe that their decision would not cause an uproar? It is ironic that the bunch of cunts who are spending £100,000,000 to ‘increases diversity ‘ are clueless as to values of the ordinary U.K. citizen.

    • Bring on subscription only for BBCistab and watch them completely disappear forever.
      I hope I live to see it.
      The 5th column CUNTS.

    • Tokenism. They don’t mean it, but that issue coincided rather well with a record day for small boat enthusiasts at Dover, and a lot of “far-right activists*” decided enough was enough this week and wrote to their MP. Radio 4 even allowed some of the less dangerous former members of the former BNP to speak yesterday, though the programme was obviously intended to represent not-very-bright Essex man as representative of a much wider concern. The BBC will be reverting to Independent/Guardian mode as soon as the weather makes Channel crossings lethal on stolen Lilos.

      *You know who they are. Half the Tory Party and not a few Northern Labour voters.

      • There was a report on the BBC about the ‘refugees’ in Greece, it think it was supposed to be a dig at the harder line policy of keeping the rabble out.
        The most interesting part was an interview with a mayor of a small town which was a the centre of the invasion during the German fuhrers open door policy. This lady said they gave as much help as possible back then but now they (the immigrants) just cause problems and the are not people fleeing war.

      • Could it be that Tim Davie, the new Director General, is a bit more woke to the possibility of license fee abolition than his discredited predecessor?

  12. I have been following the US election closely, America is lawless and burning with death squads roaming the streets looking for Trump supporters.
    But they found Kyle Rittenhouse instead! 🤣👍
    The democ rats are insane with hatred, there is nothing they won’t do – including armed insurrection.
    Fkin lunatics, and as Joe “young boys and ice cream” Biden (according to doctors) would not last the full term, Kamala Harris the black panther commie would be running th US 😲
    A truly disturbing thought – AND FKIN WELL DONE KYLE LAD – THEY DON’T LIKE IT UP ‘EM!

    • Morning Vernie
      So much seems to be mentioned about poor lickle black people being shot whilst arrested yet so little is said about cops being killed by the thugs or shops decimated by vandals.Selective journalism.

      I saw a video yesterday of a person being bricked (they’re still alive) with the message #whitelivesdon’tmatter attached.

      One can only hope the rioting continues up to polling day.

      • Morning Capt – I am doing my best to influence the election with the help of Parler (many many yank followers now, it’s gone quite mad}, Tommy Robinson, Katie Hopkins and Laura Loomer (vote Fox Putin you decadent western comradeskis!) – average Americans are now tooling up to protect homes, businesses and towns, and are being portrayed by the equally rabid and hateful “media” as “far right fascists” etc.
        But what choice do you have when the pigs do nothing and politicians encourage anarchy and murder because they won’t get voted in.
        Need Fox law over there – that will teach the fkrs!
        Love him or hate him we need Trump more than ever before – the alternative is civil war in America.

      • I have only been to the USA once, 16 years ago . I was surprised how such a diverse nation in all respects could remain one country. I realise that the degree of autonomy enjoyed by each state provides a degree of flexibility but I do feel that fragmentation is not far off.
        The EU of course wants to see a United States of Europe. Anyone with the slightest interest in History will know that it will all end in tears.

  13. El Independiente is the poor man’s Groaniad, another arsewipe comic with that horrible whining cunt Yasmin Alibaba-Brown as its very own Little Owen Jones.
    Fucking bag o’ shite.

    Morning you chaps!

    • She writes for the new european as well. As if anyone needed another reason to avoid that bog paper..

  14. Could you imagine if the utterly useless monkey Saint Obama Barack had negotiated a deal where the UAE would officially recognise Israel.

    The media wankfest would be wall time wall from here to eternity.

    I like many others on here don’t watch the ‘news’ anymore, I listen to Mike Graham on Talk Radio and have even managed to break my habit of buying the ST.

    But I know how it goes, Breakfast BBC Dan ‘the lanky streak of Piss Bible basher’ Walker (£80k pay rise last year) would be competing with Louse ‘Miss Whiplash’ Michin over who could brown nose him most.

    The Guardian probably wouldn’t get printed because all the staff had wanked themselves to death and the hilariously named Independent would bring down the Internet with 20 billon articles about the Saint.

    What i do enjoy about these left wing fucktards is that they are wholly the masters of their own downfall but like Remoaner MP’s they live in an every decreasing bubble and blame everyone else for their bad luck, they just don’t get it.

    Cunts

  15. Notice how the left woke are key board bullies, do character assassinations, lie without guilt because the greater cause is the goal that justifies it including rioting, destruction of private property etc. Well in the last 120 years these cunts have murdered more than 250 million trying to make Socialism work. Beware of those absolute cunts that are full of Empathy, caring and Woke for they hide something very sinister deep inside like most so called do gooders. The genocide that follows this Woke culture has been well studied so push back while they are weak and not very resilient, history will thank those that do push back.

    Sad thing is that these are the fruit from our loins that are causing all this shit. They have infiltrated the media and one of the ways to push back is ‘Go Woke Go Broke’ don’t support them. China is an example when you support an economy and then they use your own money to fuck you over. George Soros and the UN need a good cunting as well. BTW they can’t win as they don’t understand what really drives human nature.

  17. It’s been very interesting for me to read all these comments. Quite a few of you (too many to name) have an excellent grasp of the American situation. A grasp I’m sure you DID NOT acquire by reading the Independent.

      • Neither the Grauniad not the Dependent likes Parler, which would be endorsement enough for me, except that it’s apparently not critical of Trump.

  18. If Trump said he liked apples, the BBC would run with a ‘Why apples are bad for you’ headline article within minutes.

    I see the cunts are it again. A jogger just got offed by a Yankee cop. We don’t know all the facts yet (or how many honkies the cops killed in the last few weeks) but they’re leading with it being a honky cop killing a dark key who was ‘unarmed’.

    Well if the cunt tried to grab the cop’s gun or grab something from his glovebox when told to get out of the car, then maybe we can see why he got shot.

    I don’t know all the facts either, but seeing as the BBC don’t either, why not just make my own narrative too?

  19. Its the same here in Yorkshire, on the local radio station they always cart out some London bubble upper middle class cunt called tabatha or some shit to read the news and EVERY FUCKING DAY the cunt has to get in a little sneer at trump. Even if it has fuck all to do with anything.
    Since i keep fairly up to date on things through telegram I know that most of it is total bollocks.
    Trump derangement syndrome is very real amongst the ruling media class. It’s a very serious disease, though i hope they don’t cure it coz its fucking hilarious watching them have a hiss fit and sneer like children.
    I can only guess at what the independent says, I stopped reading newspapers after Lee Rigby….

    • What you want is a Northern Comic Stereotype newsreader, isn’t it?

      “Ey oop chuck, ere’s t’news…”

      Count your blessings it isn’t Loeela Mbongo doing the news in pidgin.
      (nowt wrong wi wor Tabitha, she just speaks mediaish)

  20. A direct quote from “Ceefax” BBC world news (you can still get it on a smart tv if you unplug the wifi) “The president has frequently made false claims that postal votes are vulerable to significant electoral fraud.” A pisspoor biased journalist considers the claims false and reports this as a fact. I can name a number of instances of organised electoral fraud in the UK, including the abuse of postal voting, which have occurred in recent years. Almost all have involved left wing parties and their political allies. Asian communities, student activists and Northern Irish parties are particularly keen on abusing the democratic process wherever possible. I have given up trying to complain about the so called BBC, ofcom won’t get involved until you have exhausted the BBC’s lengthy complaints procedure. I have sent videos to Points of view but they always end wiith me losing my temper and calling them smug patronising lying cunts. Which like lefty electoral fraud is a scientificlly proven fact.

Comments are closed.