Tom Bradby (4)

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The third nom for Brady from your faithful and humble narrator, Paul Maskinback.

It is just that fucking bellend just cannot stop himself from irritating the living fuck out of me, beaming his fawning, supercilious, simpering great fizzog into my lounge via the idiot lantern.

This arsehole just can’t get on and read the news. Oh, no. Along with his centre left bumchum Peston, he needs to make the news all about ‘Tom Bradby’, his ‘opinions’, how the Orange Man is bad and how very faux fucking sincere the cunt is when he reads some newspiece about Ntembe in Africa drinking from a lake encrusted with rhino piss and mosquito spunk or if Sparkle Tits and her Cuck are given a hard ride by the meeja. His doe eyes widen and almost shed a crocodile tear.

The ultimate piss boiler is ‘Tom Bradby – No.1 confidant to Harry and Meghan’. When old Phillip eventually arranges for a tunnel prang for Little Miss Sparkle Tits, I only hope that he arranges for Mr Bradby to accidentally tumble, semi naked, from his 10th floor penthouse apartment, wearing only a pair of stockings and suspenders and a blonde wig. Oh the humiliation – I would chuckle my tits off.

Tom Bradby – you are a quadrillion cunt.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback.

46 thoughts on “Tom Bradby (4)”

  1. Tom Bradby is everything that is wrong with modern “journalism”.
    Simple Hewitt and sparkle tits need interviewing by the Fox!
    “So, you pussy whipped ginger cnt”..

  2. And furthermore – if I was a cow I would never piss in a lake a poor person was drinking from!
    “£100 will buy life saving water purification for Mtembe or a really good night out for the Fox”.
    Oh, the guilt I felt as I got into that ribeye steak! 😁👍

    • As someone who, back in the good old days would think nothing of going out and spending £500 on a evening for two. I can honestly say that grilled garlic crevettes, Chateau Briande with hand carved chips and a couple of bottles of Campo Vieho grand reserva ’94 to wash it down have never tasted better than when arriving home, sticking on the shit pump and seeing little M’tebe’s sad and sorrowful eyes staring back at me, begging for a couple of quid for water that a bison hasn’t sharted into.

      It was at that point I realised that the Rottweiler had needs too. So I fed him the rest of the Chateau Briande.

      Fuck you M’tebe! Either move your mud hut closer to the water, or get a fucking job and buy bottled water.

      The Rottweiler did his job, keeping your relatives off my property while I was out. Thats why he got paid in rare cooked fillet beef.

      Are we starting to join the dots, M’ tebe?

      Things that are useful Vs things that are not?

      You lazy, worthless cunt!

      • You were ripped off there Odin!!
        Can get 2 packs of beefburgers, chips, a gateau and bottle of coke for a tenner at Aldi!

      • And nowt wrong with that Miserable.

        Throw a tin of baked beans in and thats a hearty meal for four.

        What I really loved about that restaurant was the other bits that would arrive at the table to compliment the meal.

        Tapas to die for, little nibbles of cheese and the best aged Cerano ham on tap.

        The bottle of Hazlenut liquor just left on the table for us to polish off as we wished. No charge.

        They would even keep the place open waaaay after hours if we wanted to carry on at the bar. With more nibbles.

        Gifts for the lady on the way out. Flowers, chocolates, pickled asparagus. You name it. No expense spared.

        The whole lot charged to expenses.

        I would pay £2 a month just to see the look on M’tebe’s face when the bill turned up at the end of the night and the leftovers going in the dog.

        My wine bill costing more than his country’s.GDP.

        The useless, lazy cunt

      • Yes, they would do anything you wanted Miserable.

        But not as good as my village pub in Kent.

        The ham, egg and chips at the fighting cocks in Darenth was second to none.

  3. Is it too difficult to employ the person who “found” Epstein hanged to be Markle’s personal chauffeur?

  5. Top cunting PM, what a cunt he is.
    Thankfully I don’t catch this cunt on the Tele often but when I have he seems to think he is the star of the news and it all abaaaaht him. His behaviour is a disgrace and ITV should sack the cunt. I won’t talk abaaaaht his interview with Harry and Meghan.
    Another wannabe star is weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker or Tomasz Schaferbender…the cunt stands there squinting at the camera trying to look like a caring cunt.
    Loads of extra long pauses between reading the weather and obviously thinks he is some sort of hunk.
    What a bellend.

    • I’ve cunted Tom Crybaby on here before but this Nom nails it.
      And yes what a perceptive side cunting for that idiotic weatherperson who has decided to maintain some sort of Beckhamesque “look at me” hair and wispy beard visage. The barbers reopened weeks ago you smug cunt and you are passpoor at making an accurate forecast too.

    • Tom Bradby is a odd looking cunt.
      His face is 2/3rds forehead, then his features are all at the bottom of his face,
      Hes a right soft twat.
      His journo mate Mark Austins worse!
      Hes the one wears about a hundred bangles on his wrist?
      Always in the middle east saying how terrible it is and how dangerous.
      Well stop fuckin killing each other then!!
      No ones making you shoot the neighbours,
      But of course, somehow its Trumps fault!
      Everything from racism, starvation, the extinction of the dinosaurs…Trump.

  7. It’s ITN’s Duncan Ganatoni (sic) who I’ve grown a loathing for, those dead black eyes and faux grin, he’s a wrong ‘un on every count, looks like he sleeps in a coffin.
    Wrong,wrong,wrong.

  8. I have honestly never heard of the fellow, I assume he’s a sort of newsreaderwalla! If Mr M professes him a cunt then he undoubtedly is.

  9. Easy solution if you don’t like Tom Bradby; just watch the BBC news instead!
    They always give impartial and balanced views and never make your piss boil at all!

    • Just heard the BBC have had to climb down about the instrumental versions of Rule Britannia and Land of hope and glory. These will both now be sung at the last night of the proms as usual.
      I’d like to think that a bit of pressure from members of Isac and other like minded people has made this happen.

      • While I’m at it let’s hope they axe Mrs Brown’s Boys too. What an utter pile of unfunny shite that is

      • Yeh the jury’s definitely out on Davie. He’s admirably pronounced the BBC is too woke /metropolitan yet in the same breath said it’s insufficiently diverse. Well if that means we get more reporters like that deranged, blustering, earringed Media Correspondent Amol Rajan then they can fuck off.
        Davie is an insider and sure as shit has his hands dirty from a decade overseeing decline of our once great broadcaster. I even think the entire Proms farrago was manufactured by his predecessor specifically to give him the opportunity to make an easy Day 1 u-turn. A leg-side half volley if ever I saw one, duly tucked away to get off the mark in his new job.

      • He’s just sucking round the public because EVERYBODY now hates the bastards. He’s trying to make sure people keep paying them. He also suggested the licence fee could be collected via income tax. The cunts in for a big disappointment

      • I think the BBC have been under so much criticism from a lot of people, maybe they are getting the message that woke isn’t the ‘new normal’

        The extinction cunts are flapping around again, trying to stop Bojo getting to the commons, police have made 5 arrests, oh if only they had those water cannon, what fun they could have.

      • They would do themselves a massive favour if they realised that the UK consists of more than just London.

  10. Never heard of the cunt. They are all royal arselickers anyway. Witchel the creepiest but the rest not much better.
    Umble, ever so umble.

  11. Naga, Pouty Susanna, Burley, Piers four chins, Fatso Boulton and this cunt Bradby. It’s all about them and their ego and their lefty opinions.
    Can’t stand any of them.
    Anyway, i thought leftie types hate the royals so why the continial arse sniffing Tom?

  12. Haven’t bothered watching any of the usual news channels for years – they’re all filled with self-righteous cunts who think they’re A-list celebs just because they read from an auto-cue for half-an-hour!

    Jan Leeming, Angela Rippon, Carol Barnes, Ted McDougall, Richard Baker, Kenneth Kendall, Jeremy Bowen, John Sargent, John Simpson, John Cole, Paxman, Peter Jay, Reggie Bosanquet, and the hugely fuckable back-in-the-day, Anna Ford & Kate Adie.

    They were my sources of news information in the 70s and 80s – newsreaders & journos you could believe in!

    • What a great reminder! Agree that Anna was a babe (and even once earned extra brownie points for chucking a glass of wine very publicly over that cunt Jon “I’m embarrassed I’m white” Snow). Selena was hot too.

      Sadly both have turned out to be a right pair of spiteful harridans in old age.

      Didn’t Ted MacDougall leave the news to break the UK transfer record and become one of a veeerrrryyyy long list of expensive but crap centre forwards at Man Utd?

  13. Journalists are meant to just relay facts to us impartially and truthfully from scenes of war, terror, natural disasters, political occurrences etc
    Not sure when this ‘spin’ and ‘agenda’ crept it?
    Notice it more and more lately, its dangerous and morally wrong.
    Last night they interviewed a black Republican who said democrats in the states had betrayed black communities by doing fuck all for them (he used to be a democrat)
    The english journalist interviewing this bloke tried time and time again to get him to blame Trump!
    Why?
    It fits the marxist agenda.
    I hope the Donald wins by a landslide then starts cracking some skulls, and filling prisons with these leftie wankers.

  15. Changing my handle to Khaki Button following an “advisory” from the press council.

    (Formerly known here as “Asimplearsehole” – DA)

  16. The Markles! I can barely contain myself! My favorite (formally) Royal couple, now a Modern American Power couple back in the news. Leading the Social Justice crusade! At the forefront of the fight! In the vanguard of the cause! Duping the public and simple minded journalists alike.

    Even I have heard of this cunt Bradby. From what I can tell he wouldn’t know the truth if it walked up and bit him on the balls. Which may be the problem; if you’re a shill for the Duke and Duchess of Suckit…you have no balls.

    Cunt!

  17. I avoid ITV at all costs so have never clapped eyes on this exceptional journalist and broadcaster.
    Paint it Al Jolson and send it to a Blek Lies Murder peaceful looting festival.

    • Tune in at 1025 as the news is ending and you might clock the mesmerising Lucy Verasamy reading out the weather

      You won’t be disappointed!!

    • I reckon their output will morph into porn when Netflix cut them off when their creative output is akin to a dog turd rolled in glitter.

      Sparkle Tits will be vigorously serviced and made perfectly airtight by three studs hung like donkeys whilst Harry watches nervously in the corner biting his nails.

      • I see a porn series:

        Megan does the royals
        Andy never sweats
        When Harry met Megan
        The Duchess of spunk
        Ginge goes Jaffa

  19. Yes, these programmes will “inform and give hope.” Yeah, give hope of filling their fat bank accounts. What a pair of cunts.

  20. These programmes will inform the World they are utter cunts.
    And I hope fat Reg’s jet hits the ground at 500MPH in flames with these two rat bastards on it.

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