I had no idea how many heros there are out there. Everyone has an idea of who a hero is whether its someone who saved your life, dragged you out of a burning building or was generally there for you in your moment of need.
But dont stop there, because every shameless advert on TV seems geared towards telling you what heroes THEY are as well. Just seen a Specsavers advert explaining how they’ve been ‘keeping the country going’ by providing eye care for delivery drivers and nurses. Thank you Specsavers, the country would have come to a grinding halt without you. Even Uber are at it showing nurses thanking their drivers for getting them to work on time so they can carry on being heroic themselves.
Perhaps those erectile disfunction ads will be next, ‘giving us something to play with in these hard times’. I suspect all companies will be taking their share of the praise over the coming weeks, so I invite them all to be proper heros and go fuck themselves.
The clapping has stopped, time to cash in.
Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter
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Absolutely fucking nauseous nonsense. I really struggle with the idea these virtue signalling complete utter empty bilge somehow help generate interest. It pushes me away, I’m thinking of changing my bank from Nationwide. Good cunting definitely registers with me
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Johnny Rotten famously said ‘I don’t have heroes theyre all useless”…
Dont think making specs for goggle eyed twats is ‘keeping the country running’ or particularly heroic.
Quick to name themselves heroes arent they?
Thats just business as usual they didnt read the small print of what heroic means, or couldnt!
Get your fuckin eyes tested specsavers!
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Here in Australia, the media like to refer to sportspeople as ‘warriors’ ffs.
Interesting quote from someone who was driven out of her country by real fascists…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/06/23/quote-of-the-day-82/
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Great piece CMC. I love that word, “oikophobia.” That’s another one i’ve added to my mental thesaurus to make some libtard look like a cunt. I think Lady Nugee, among many others, is definitely suffering from that psychological condition. Fat bitch.
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I’m waiting for:
#Clap a paedo
#Moan for rapists
#Gurgle for stranglers
#Shoot up for dealers
#Throw up for kebab vans
#see clearly for window-cleaners
#Fat skanks matter
#Kiss a copper
Enough!
Anyone doing their job, taking home a wage-you are not a superhero👎
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How about #wave to a wòg?
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I live in Leicester. I’d look like a spastic on acid.
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Made me laugh😂
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Everyone and their fucking budgie is a hero these days.
The people clapoing for the heroes are heroes. The children off school are heroes. The people going to work are heroes. The people still at home are heroes. The Postman is a hero. The people who sort out the click and collect orders are heroes.
The veterans who watched over war memorials are… far-right thugs.
🤡🌍
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Clown world indeed CP, I’ve got the t-shirt too.
Honk honk.
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Virtue signalling and “herodom” is now a metastatic cancer in this countries lungs, our society is coming to the final curtain before full “1984” is imposed among its inhabitants, so the death of nation is near, but you’re a “hero” for hastening and enabling the hidden hands evil whims (not just talking about outbreaks of peace), “Diversity is our strength”, fuck even Aldious Huxley and George Orwell would die of shock from such blatant totalitarian brainwashing!, the useful idiots don’t even know it either, cunts to man and beast bandwagon handringers are!
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Just a tad off topic. I feel that the folks in the plane over Burnley missed a trick yesterday. IMO it would have been better to have a banner that said ‘ All Lives Matter’. There is no way that even the loony libtards could have objected to that and it would have provoked (hopefully) a rather more thoughtful debate.
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BTW I do not see the lefty media will seek to extend coverage of this incident ; people are in sufficiently brainwashed at the moment not to question the agenda of the press.
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All Lives Matter doesn’t wash with the libtards. They will tell you that you are denying the oppression and exploitation of blacks (or women, peacefuls, pikies, poofs, trannies or whoever’s turn it is this week) and asserting your white privilege. You can’t win with these cunts. You’re wrong because they’ve been told you are.
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You may well be right but the libtards know that their agenda has to become mainstream if they are to succeed in achieving their goals.Softly,softly catchy honky. But on the other hand the left may be content not to achieve their aims , sitting outside throwing rocks is sufficient.
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“Hero…..
a person who is admired for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities”
The Dark-Key who buys his new car without ever leaving the settee and has it delivered to his door is a ” Stay At Home Hero” apparently….by the same token my distant relative “Black-Sheep” Fiddler must be due a Victoria Cross for his courageous,outstanding and noble draft-dodging in 1939-45.
Perhaps they could put a statue of him up next to The Cenotaph and say that it represents The Modern Great Britain…..and don’t forget Cunters….”Stay Home,Stay Safe” or if you must venture out to get a new mobile-phone and happen to see some innocent getting butchered by one of the “Diversity is our Strength’ mob remember to follow Govt. advice and “Run,Hide and Tell”…..then you too can be a Hero.
Fuck Off.
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Heroes?
The fuckers don’t have a choice! If the likes of nurses and shop assistants say they aren’t brave enough to be heroes and would like to stay home instead they can’t claim dole or get paid from work.
I think a lot of this shit of calling them heroes is the lucky twats who can stay at home on full pay while others risk their lives for them. I know for a fact, that some minimum waged shop assistants are really fucked off with being called heroes. They have no fucking choice but to risk their own lives every day for a pittance, unless they want to be homeless and penniless.
They/re not heroes. They’re slaves in a way. And I pity the cunts forced into working for a pittance and risking their lives while others can lounge about on five times as much money.
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Mind you, I did spot some heroes on the idiot box last night over a football stadium in Manchester.
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I don’t consider myself a hero. I do a job that admittedly, not everyone could do, but I’m still working and have seen procedures change, but that’s it, really. What goes along with this cunting is when a company offers discount to the NHS and you get cunts piping up with ‘What about me’? Same with the Blue Light Card, no, I don’t have one. The cunts give that to dentists and prison officers, for fucks sake. Not decrying what they do but they’re not ‘blue-light’. So, as a ‘Hero’, on the basis of ‘What about me’ cunts, I commend this cunting to The House.
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That’s it DCI. I think think there should be fucking privileges for those forced to work during a pandemic. And yes, I am fucking grateful for the cunts working to keep us all fed and safe. But to call them heroes, to me, feels like a case of people saying it to make themselves feel less guilty about being the lucky cunts able to stay at home and not take anything like the risks the key workers take.
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I’ve got it a new terrorist organisation should be founded ‘The Anti Marketeers & PR Agencies Movement’
Sky news ‘there’s been another attack outside Modern Wank marketing agency this time the head of creative development was beaten to within an inch of his life and a note pinned to his chest. Stop this ruinous virtue signalling woke snowflake nonsense or start a war’ signed Joe ‘normal’ public.
Yep my piss is boiling and it’s 7am.
I propose war on these cunts
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Heroic was getting grumble when there was no internet. Finding a newsagent far enough away from home but not too far and timing your entrance so nobody is about. Straight to the magazine rack and quickly scanning the mags on the top shelf until one caught the eye. Grabbing a broadsheet newspaper too and throwing them, head down in shame, onto the counter. Having the tenner ready and stuffing them into your backpack, ‘art panphlet’ inside paper, in a blind panic as you hear somebody enter the shop. You recognise the voices. It’s the girls from work. But the rucksack is zipped and they haven’t spotted you. ”Your change, Sir” says the old Pakistani man behind the counter. ”Keep it” you say in a panic. You run, run to your car parked over the road and speed off, with a brow full of sweat and your heart racing.
But you have made it through the terror. Your ‘top shelf stealth’ manoeuvres have been fine tuned over the years and are now perfected. One knows when to abandon the mission after Auntie Nora popped in for a pint of milk once.
Yes, these were the true heroes of our times. Indeed, I would argue it was character building. Today, the little twats just press a few keys on their phone or laptop and a world of grumble is there…for free.
Once we were heroes, my friend. Once we were heroes.
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I think this behaviour started when schools began to abolish the concept of a winner and a looser.
This was back in the late 80s – children were taught to believe that everyone is a winner. And it is impossible for there to be a looser. In a race for example if you came last you just didn’t come first. Etc etc.
In addition the concept of “everyone is special” effectively means that by default no one is special.
We bred these idiots (although I have no children so it wasn’t me guv…)
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Heroic levels of corporate cynical marketing bullshit.
Fuck off.
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I’d like to think that the people clapping on their doorsteps had a genuine appreciation of the people risking their lives while they sat on their arses eating doughnuts and watching trash tv.
I’d like to think that but it’s more likely to be because some cunt on the telly told them to do it while they were sitting on their arses eating doughnuts.
While we’re remembering heroes let’s not forget the cunts who, in the first few days, were running around the supermarkets stripping the shelves bare of bog rolls. There’s a lot of cunts with selective memories but I never forget…..and I never forgive.
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Same here, Freddie. You’ll never know how soul-destroying it was to go to a supermarket after fininshing a twelve hour shift and finding the fucking shelves empty. Fucking greedy, self-centred, ‘Me Me’ cunts.
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Stan Hollis was a hero. He was the only guy to win a VC on D Day and if you contemplate the balls that men had just to participate in that, what it took to win the only VC is mind boggling. To him, just a job, and after the war he just went off to run a pub, no fanfares or celebrity shit. That’s the bar I’ve set for the word hero.
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This one boils my piss like no other:
https://mediashotz.co.uk/sandi-toksvig-voices-new-hsbc-local-heroes-campaign/
Hard to believe, but there’s an even worse version currently doing the rounds on radio.
Toksvig and HSBC, their mothers suck cocks in Hell.
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Dark key in poster? Check.
Lezza doing voice over? Check?
HSBC are massive cunts actually. They have form (‘We are not an island’). Pretty much sneering and saying that there is no such thing as British culture. To be fair, there isn’t much of it left now. It’s being systemically destroyed while the ‘Conservative’ government looks on in apathy.
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HSBC cunts. I remember the “we are not an island” campaign they refer to. It was a blatant remoaner plug for the EU. How fucking dumb do they think we are?
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@RuffTuff:
If it makes you feel any better, I once asked Sandi Toksvig to move her car, she was blocking me In-she was kissing her “friend “ goodbye.
The friend turned to me and said: “do you know who she is?”
I replied: “that unfunny dyke off the telly?”
She soon moved. Driving a Suzuki cappuccino convertible, the po-faced, fanny noshing midget!!!
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True story-Ripley (Surrey) high street circa 1993😂
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Heroes to my mind are ordinary people who do exceptional things I’m not sure I’d do In their situation.
Siting at home isn’t on that list
Working on the till at Tesco’s is t on that list.
Playing sport isn’t in that list.
Protesting, looting and rioting isn’t on that list.
The guy who stood in front of the tank in tiananmen square with his shopping bags not knowing if he was about to be squished or dragged of for some educational torturing committed an heroic act. The people at spec savers doing their job are a little behind him in my hero list.
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as i wake up this morning there’s only one hero for me – the pilot of the plane carrying the message ‘white lives matter’ flying over last night’s footy – it has created a shit storm amongst the cunts at the beeb – well done thaat man!!
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Statement from Burnley FC.
”’Burnley strongly condemns the actions of those responsible for the aircraft and offensive banner,’ the statement added.”
Offensive? It’s ‘offensive’ to say white lives matter? Fuck me. Lads, next time remember to fly over the ground with a banner saying ”Kill all white people.”
Maybe the cunts would prefer that?
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I would guess that is BLM’s mission statement. And they are clearly supported by a large number of idiots who don’t appear to know that they are also fucking WHITE!
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did white girls lives matter in Burnley while Asif Buggerarse, Yusef Rimalot and friends were doing fuck knows what to them ? Nope.
What did the police force do ? Absolutely nothing.
Why ? They would have been deemed as racists for poking their noses into ” cultural differences “.
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I’m still trying to work out what was so ‘offensive’ about that banner considering that the killing of three innocent white people and the serious wounding of others by a ‘person of colour’ seems less important than some black scuumer getting his comeuppance thousands of miles away in a foreign land. What people should find more ‘offensive’ is the pathetic ‘take a knee’ bollocks and the glorification of the Black Panthers movement.
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Even one of my colleagues, who’s a bit of a lefty hippy laughed at this and admired the pilots perfect timing!
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“erectile disfunction ads will be next, ‘giving us something to play with in these hard times”. Simply the funniest line I’ve read in a week . Brilliant cunting.
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