John Magufuli

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John Magufuli is a cunt, isn’t he.

Tanzania has defeated the disease through prayer according to their president, John Magufuli. Just over 500 cases have been reported in a country of nearly 60 million people.

Hallelujah

This has nothing to do with the crackdown on anyone who dares raise concerns about the virus’s spread in his East African country or the government’s response to it. Tanzania’s government definitely isn’t hiding the true scale of the pandemic, no, no, no.

In March, Mr Magufuli ordered three days of national prayers against COVID-19 and has since said they have been answered.

Testify

If this is the case, then why have hospitals? If a family visits the hospital to see Grandad and tells the nurse that they’ve all been praying for him, does that mean the nurse can give the ventilator to somebody else? He won’t need it. Somebody without divine help could benefit from it.

Clearly, Praying works. Prayers are always answered and Praying is certainly not a thought placebo performed by empty-eyed, gullible wingnuts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

47 thoughts on “John Magufuli”

  1. I rgought that photo was of Hammy Lammy without his make-up on. Prayer healin’ meeting here tonight – bring your own bargain bucket of KFC.

    I’d walk a million miles for one of his smiles – my L A A M M Y!

  2. Whether or not they may be hiding the scale, it is established fact by now that false positive testing, combined with falsification of death certificates, has had a massive impact on the scale of the so-called pandemic. The mortality rate is below 1% for heaven’s sake, and yet the clueless majority are still clamouring for more masks, more lockdown and the Gates vaccine and chip. That’s what unbelievable.

  3. ” yet the clueless majority are still clamouring for more masks, more lockdown and the Gates vaccine and chip. That’s what unbelievable.”

    So we’re told…….

    • I can’t speak for each country but it’s certain plain to see in the US.

      • Is this about Uncle Ben again?
        Oh just a lookalike, Johnny magaluf can fuck off anyway, I couldnt give a fuck if the corona wipes out the whole of Tanzania, had high hopes for Aids, but sooner or later something will wipe Africa out, that’s when I get the good whisky out, pass round the cigars and hire a bouncy castle.

      • MNC, they’re certainly a resilient lot. Or just a lot of them, one or the other.

  4. I’ m just surprised he isn’t a witch doctor and ‘curing’ the covid by cutting the head off a goat and smearing the blood on a virgin’s tits, before licking a colourful frog, speaking in tongues (while naked) and then having it away with a virgin (it only works in the 60 year old ‘doctor’ has it away with a teenage virgin, you see). The finale will see a few chickens beheaded while he pours the blood into his cock hole and pisses it out onto another virgin (who he then needs to have it away with, of course).

    • I just wish a bit of film would come to light of David Lammy and Dawn Butler stark bollock naked showing the Queen their arses, like HM used to have to put up with on African visits not that many years ago. It seems Mr. Magufuli might have been the musical director at such events on um bongos. I got riddim, I got riddim…..

  5. This is pretty standard kaffir logic and behaviour. I was living in SA when Mandela retired and Mbeki came in. Urbane, educated, articulate. Then he denied aids was real followed by the prescription of garlic and beetroot as a cure. Aided and abetted by the stupidest health minister on earth. Minto Shalalangadingdong or similar.
    You can take the kaffir out of the bush —– but when it comes to black lives, god help them.

    • I thought that about Mbeki. Quiet spoken, civilised and the rest. And gets power and becomes I don’t know he just looked bewildered all the time. Then the AIDS stuff. Then shuffled out. What a disappointment he was.
      I mean he went through all those years in prison and the big opportunity comes and he had no ideas or no plan.
      He couldn’t get out of the protest politics he was used to.

    • I have to agree with kaffir logic CC, as someone who was thrown off my own bought and paid for farm for the unique offence of being WHITE, I can confirm tribalism and witch doctor medicine is as far as most of the blix go, superstition and fuckery is all they understand, and when a the dictator goes from collar and tie to a colourful native dress it’s really time to get the fuck out, but I obviously learnt the hard way, and I told them to shove their 99 year lease up old Gracie’s cunt!, hope they fucking starve!, although my black workers were loyal to the end, Cunts to man and beast ZANU PF!

      • I worked with a lot of Rhodesians, Captain. Whenwes we called them (when we waz in Zim) Good people, grafters. Those that remained were betrayed by Mbeki who could have put a stop to that shit in 99. And saved countless black lives. But they don’t seem to matter to those peccy cunts.

      • Indeed CC, thankfully I got back on my feet, I remember standing in Heathrow with the good lady Quimson with what we could get in a couple suitcases, thank fuck I was born in old Blighty and had family here or I’d probably have ended up in a flat in Harare, but Rhodesians never die!

  6. This spook needs a neck lacing, I am sure winnie Mandela has a few tyres lying around, failing that, an angry mob a burning cross and a tall tree and a short rope, and a Confederate flag draped over the fuckers head

  7. Hello Mr President,

    Greetings from London. I have a nice bridge you may like to buy for your country. We call it Tower Bridge but you can change the name to anything you like. Very reasonably priced, bankers draft required.

    • Good old John – keeping infection rates down to North Korea level with the power of prayer – and definitely not by silencing, torturing and imprisoning anyone who dares disagree with him.
      So, why do we need to hand over a fortune in aid to this Country when clearly all problems can be sorted by appealing to a perceived higher power?
      A tidy sum saved methinks!

  8. Perhaps they could pray again….for little Mojo who has no choice but to drink buffalo piss, for Little Mjubuti so he can see all of those fucking flies licking his eyeballs, for Umbonga who has no fucking place to sleep.

    The power of prayer cures all…..doesn’t it ?

    • They could pray for a bike or a well next door.
      They clearly don’t need our money – but they love using it to buy weapons and military technology.

      • Actually Vernon, with some hindsight , he is a very clever chappie…. Problem? Pray. Cost ? Fuck all. Result. ? Kerrrchiiing !

  10. It’s in Tanzania, I care not one fuck. Let’s face it, our governments response has been questionable at times. They took it so seriously that the PM got infected. Either they are totally incompetent or they knew the chances of a healthy middle aged man having severe reaction to Covid is negligible.

    One of my elder brothers got run of the mill flu 10 years ago, rarely it got into his heart and eventually killed him.

  11. Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies…quote bono….anyone up for happy clapping in Africa then?

    • Every Thursday, 8pm 26 million clapping for 15 minutes. There now, Africa’s problems …..sorted.

      • Great, I will bring my big brother Lee love hands like Kenny Everett had….oh wait no I had better not, Kenny probably had them up some homos arse…

  12. I always thought that ‘our thoughts and prayers are with them’ was the most overused and redundant phrase in modern language, but this bloke proves it works!
    I’m going to pray that the wife wakes up tomorrow looking like that fit bird from Ashes to Ashes and my cock doubles in size. I could do her some damage with a 5 incher!

    • I always wished I had a 9 inch cock instead of this big bastard.
      The oldies are the best.

  13. I developed a terrible skin rash when I was in Africa and was told to see the local witch doctor.
    He gave me some jollop to rub on it and it went within two days.
    When I saw him a week later I told him, “That stuff was great, what is it..?”

    He said, “When my friend died I boiled his body for fourteen days and that’s the fat skimmed off the top.”

    I said, “What’s it called..?”

    He said “Pal o’ mine lotion”….

  14. The poor Captain hasn’t got a prayer. I mean he hasn’t even got a prayer. Hopeless stuff.

    I think there has been studies done of seriously ill people and the ones that were prayed for did markedly better that those who werent prayed for.

  15. There will probably be a statue of this primate in londonistan next week if the brown bus drivers son gets his way.
    Africa is a lost continent while ever the black man runs it.
    Enoch Powell knew what was coming.

  16. I just don’t buy this Covid nonsense anymore. With the economy in tatters to save less than 1% of the nation.
    NHS staff telling me the Hospitals are empty and being told to put Covid on death certificates regardless if they were dying of something else anyway makes me wonder What the fuck is going on ?
    As for the boozers. I won’t be going if you have to book a seat and goons enforcing strict laws that you dont sit to close together .
    Either open everything again or dont bother . What the fuck have we become ?

  17. Remember a few years ago a lot of stuff had to undergo a name change. Due to wider global markets. Most notably Marathon/Snickers, Opal Fruits/Starburst. Apparently Oil of Ulay became Oil of Olay because Ulay is K’swahili for twat.
    Another true story.

  18. Anyone told the BAMEs , maybe they need to go there to be safe from chinky flu, obviously African ‘medicine’ is much better than ours 😂

  19. Hailing from the Democratic Republic of the North East ive taken to consuming black pudding and slaughtering hens. I daub my muscle bound body in hens blood, drink a bottle of forest brewed hooch and masturbate furiously while screaming at the moon.
    To date I have not had covid19. I gave been arrested multiple times and am currently sectioned. But I’m covid free
    Same mentality

  20. I have a million pounds I would like to give him if he’s willing to give me his email address

  21. I don’t know what he’s so pleased about.
    An AIDS infested monkey will get in his bed at some point and bum him.
    The Notorious Bum Driller of Kenya is also bound to show up at some point and spoil his missus.
    To top.it off some Idi Amin lookalikey will roll up in a tank and burn his palace down.
    I think the daft cunt is fucked.
    Bwana.

  22. I’m praying for Ebola to empty Africa and save the wildlife.

  23. If millions of Africunts die of chinky flue, then all whitey hating anti British people, including libtard whites, fuck off to to the dark cuntinent, to fill the void, then I may begin to believe in a supreme, divine creator👍.

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