Modern day so-called ‘comedians’

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Current day comedians are cunts. Almost without exception.

PC, woke, lefty and above all unfunny. Watch (if you don’t want to laugh) Live at the Apollo. Dykes, Brexit-baiters, Effniks, Woke Wimmin, Pansies. Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didn’t. Yet the audience (snowflake/millennials) go wild, after a short pause to stare at each other to check “hey hope it’s ok to giggle at this joke”. In Norfolk we have a saying “they’d laugh to see a pudding crawl”. Sums the fuckwits up nicely.

Back in the day I was a bit contemptuous of the likes of Cannon and Ball and Little and Large (RIP) but they seem like comedy giants compared to this lot. They didn’t try to make political points, just to make people laugh. And how we could do with that now. Humour got us through the war but I don’t think many of this lot are even on our side. They are vapid piss-takers.

Nish Kumar, Russell “bossed eyed” Howard, Dara O’nobrain, Sarah “foul-mouth” Millican, The Effnik bloke who does ranganation and the frog-eyed gimp who is hanging about with him now. Can’t be bothered to look up their names. Need I go on?

I do have some regard for Lee Mack. I enjoy his sitcom and Hugh Dennis when he’s on it but not when he does Fuck the Week. The improvisations are embarrassing.

Comedy is in a state of terminal decline killed by utter cunts.

I thank you.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

79 thoughts on “Modern day so-called ‘comedians’”

  1. What about J R Cuntley, can’t help think at times JR is Tim Vine, who unlike his brother is actually funny.

  2. Agree with the entire cunting but Eddie Murphy is in the picture and his stand up is some of the best comedy ever made

  3. Gurn, glare – “Isn’t whitey racist and stupid, isn’t whitey Trump racist and stupid, isn’t every whitey except for the ones I say aren’t racist and stupid, aren’t those brexiteers racist whiteys stupid”.
    Welcome to every single routine Nish Kumar has ever done – racist hate baiting we are ordered to call “humour”.
    Fuck off Nish.

    • I was once hospitalised, in absolute agony, due to a kidney stone. It was a funnier experience than watching that cunt Kumar.

      Morning one and all.

      • Same here, when the consultant told me that the cancer of the bollock had now spread to my dick and bumhole.
        I hate these cunts .Their boring routines are so predictable…anti Tory, anti Brexit,anti Trump,anti Margaret Thatcher etc..
        Scrappy Whorsandi “I’m Iranian,hahaha”
        That fucking stinking pig, Jo “I love cakes” Brand.
        That boring shit, Reginald D.Cunter “in case you hadn’t noticed every piece of crap I say is about me being Bleck”
        That horse-faced munter Sarah Passhole ,”I’m always in a bad mood when I’m on the rag etc”
        Just fuck off !

  4. Just wait until November. The Left are going lose everything. These heavy handed lockdowns have turned so many casual people political, and the defense of these riots has turned a lot of business-owning liberals into center-right. Just wait and see the Left *completely* lose it.

  5. Anything labelled ‘comedy’ the year of production after 1972, ie “What’s Up Doc”, gets an automatic switch-off from me. That film was its majestic swangsong.

    • Oh, coincidentally that was the year of ‘Carry On Abroad’, the last genuinely uproarious one, I might add.

  6. Alf Roberts aka fat bloke from Bolton The unfunny Peter Kay Hopefully he won’t be around for much longer 👍👍

  7. The thing with comedians these days is they are almost all modern celebrity cunt types. They all think they are some sort of social and political oracle and that they know everything about everything. They are also sickeningly pro peaceful and contemptible SJW cunts. The UK ones are bad enough, but the American cunts like Colbert, Sedaris and the Saturday Shite Live mob are disgusting with their Obama and Kilary can do no wrong bulllshit.

    The only good thing about modern comedy is Rachel Bloom’s tits.

    https://geeksoncoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Rachel-Bloom-sexy-ceavage-pics.jpeg

  8. I agree wholeheartedly at the frankly dire state of UK comedy as mainstream comics have been strong armed into only performing anodyne, safe and SJW friendly bilge for the cowed masses to whoop and holler every time the Tango Man or Brexit are mentioned. I’d strongly recommend checking out Unleashed Comedy on YouTube. A small pocket of resistance and some comedic gems like Leo Kearse and Andrew Doyle reminding us that given the chance the UK can still produce top notch comics

  9. To paraphrase Jon Snow on Channel 4 news, “I’ve never seen so many cans of can’t in one place”.

    P.s MNC, is that you in the back row, second from the left? That mellon farmer edited Eddie Murphy in his younger years? 😀

  11. Is Richard E I Addio officially a comedian ?
    He is officially an unfunny cunt.

    My Chalfonts are funnier; I might even book them a spot at the HMRC Christmas Revue.

  12. Personally the only modern comedians I like are Bill Burr and Mickey Flanagan..

    • Bill Burr is great, but his wife is turning him into a pussy after having a kid.

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