Lockdown Level 3 fast food desperados need a salt filled cunting.
We’ve been downgraded here to Alert level 3, which is essentially Level 4 but with takeaways now open, and as so fucking predictable, there we have the cunts willing to eat that shit queuing up all night to be first in line.
How fucking sad can people be when salt laden, greasy slop masquerading as food is the highlight of their pathetic lives?
Wankers. These will be the same concrete headed losers that forever claim hardship when it comes to feeding their family with proper food, yet always have $20 spare for a bargain bucket of E-number special.
Nominated by KiwiCunt
Sorry Kid, not onboard with this one!
Id stab my old nana with a screwdriver for a McDonald’s burger.
🍔🍟
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You ruv a bit ov deep flied bat, Mislebul.You wanna rittle bit dung beetle sauce wiv dat?
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Fuck Yeah! Gis me ah bugget a chiggun! nom nom nom!
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Roll up ! Roll up !
A&Es will be full to overflowing with acute D&V patients…
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All it will take is for one greasey asymptomatic purveyor to infect all the disgusting fatbodies who frequent these shit pie outlets. He or she will sneeze, phlegm, or bogey up his hands and then contaminate the chiggun. The golden veined lardtards will then inevitably get some chiggun up their nose and two weeks later empty their bowels all over the ICU bed as they wheeze their last clotted breath.
I have no qualms about this.
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‘Disgusting fatbody’
Hahaha. I’m a fan of Full Metal Jacket.
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There’s now touch screen ordering in Maccy D’s, as if some spotty continental gurning all over your cow lip slice wasn’t enough.
Bleach it.
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Only fast food I ever eat is fish&chips. And then only occasionally. Cant understand the obsession with processed shite and chiggun bits. Also it seems that the cunts who eat this shit throw their rubbish everywhere. Fucking retards.
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Proper fish & chips from a white chippy , that and the boozer im missing the most, chinese chippies are shite and should be closed down.
But big piece of cod, chips & mushy peas is food of the gods.
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I love cod and chips but does anyone else find the original Harry Ramsden restaurant in Yorkshire a bit ridiculous?
Not like eating it on a seaside café, pier of promenade.
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Went a Harry Ramsdens in Eastbourne, and they couldnt speak english!
Went without.
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There’s a Harry Ramsdens in Eastbourne?????
Bloody hell. Who knew?
Haven’t been to Eastbourne for years. It’s old biddy central. Bless ’em.
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There’s one in Great Yarmouth too. Never tried it but my old Dad reckons it’s shit.
Completely in character with the rest of fucking Yarmouth 😀
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So Not-So-Great Yarmouth, then? 😉
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More sort of tacky plastic druggie infested Yarmouth now…
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I remember (and it wasn’t very long ago) that a veritable shitstorm brewed up in Frinton-on-Sea, over opening up the hole’s first take-away…a chippie.
As the graffiti at Harwich station was writ, “Change at Harwich for the Continent; Frinton for the incontinent.”
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Just out of interest, I and the wife looked at the menu board in the window when we lived in Blackpool. We immediately calculated that a meal there would cost us the same as a week’s shopping.
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I lived in great yarmouth for 19 yrs, you’re right chaps it’s a fucking doghole, now overun with our east european bredren.
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I was driving down the M1 I think, somewhere near Doncaster and there was a Harry Ramsdens at the services. I had to go get Cod, Chips and Mushy Peas and it was bloody lovely, expensive but lovely. The cunts could have built closer to my house though!
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He should be closed and respecting the holy time at the moment, this Harry Ramadan bloke.
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Why anybody would want to eat these peasant snacks astonishes me. It’s not food. They use the worst parts of the cow’s corpse for burgers and sausages namely horns, tails, and genitals then cover it in over-salted, over-sugared sauce. Might as well call it the McFat Cunt’s Diabetes Burger for stupid people who can’t cook.
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Missus used to work in a chicken processing factory that supplied you know who and she said when the chicken came in with spots ,lumps and generally mangy cancerous looking they were told to just cut it off.
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There was a article from the early noughties about a man who bit into a McChicken burger and ruptured a cyst inside the meat.
Fuck knows if it really happened but it made me laugh.
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Prime, wasn’t that the rat in the KFC burger?
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Somebody got a cat’s anus in a Sainsbury’s tinned curry…
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Let’s have a whip round for a lifetime supply of that for the Flabbotasaurus Rex.
There’s a superb no-voiceover film with music called Samara which is full of fascinating, beautiful bits of film. There’s a strange bit about a chicken factory which is almost surreal. Your wife would appreciate it, CF.
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That Cap both made me hungry and randy!☺
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These shit establishments do have a place for workers who don’t have any canteen facilities or are blokes working here there and everywhere.
I haven’t had a Big Mac or similar for many years but I wouldn’t deprive people of using them. It’s their choice but I do agree with the part about chav types crying about no money but can afford a Mac meal or KFC bucket (along with iphone and 65” TV)
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Well we have a Greek chippy by us and it’s the best for miles around,but sorry MNC got to be Haddock.
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Im openminded Crusty like both.
In fact never found anything in a chippy I didnt like.
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My preferred loadout is a steak and kidney pie, saveloy or battered sausage and chips. With a bread roll and either gravy or curry sauce.
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When I die want them to put me in a big Styrofoam tray pour salt n vinegar on me and wrap me in paper.
The british chippy is my idea of fine dining.
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Can’t be an old newspaper anymore pc health and safety madness, although never heard anyone getting I’ll from the print ink., You’ll have to be wrapped in plain white unless you put in a special request for rainbow coloured.😂
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That sounds more like “fine dying” Miserable. 😂
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Mate, if you go before me, I will mobilise these ^^^ cunts to make it happen! 😉
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Memories Mecha!!!
When I used to go to the football on a Saturday afternoon, I’d either have a jacket spud with beans and cheese or battered sausage and chips. Miss that!
Thanks for the reminder. Happy days.
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In kiwi land the fish that goes with the chips is the blue cod nothing to look at but white light delicate in a crunchy thin salted batter best eaten at the Bluff jetty with a stiff southerly keeping the seagulls orf. Mmmmm
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Hard to get a good chippy in Oz. A place over at Bondi refers to itself as “traditional chip shop” is alright. My English mate tells me the taste is there despite the look of the shop. They have some warm hearted English birds serving which makes parting with the hard earned easier. Like everything else in this city of my birth it’s not cheap. But it’s more reasonable than some got up 3 mouthfuls on a plate the size of toilet seat fancy restaurant. Which I’ll never frequent anyway. And I notice many greedy suppliers to these establishments who have overstocked to create a monopoly and left holding perishable menu ingredients they now can’t flog because restaurants aren’t open for sit-down meals. They shouldn’t have been so greedy in the first place.
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Love your screen name. That’s freakin’ priceless. Mate! 🙂
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That gaff is one of the most expensive places in fucking Sydney!! The cunts tried to sell me a packet of beef Hula Hoops for $4.50!!!!! For a packet of fucking crisps!!!! Cunts and they are fucking Oirish as well the fenian robbing cunts.
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Found a ‘traditional’ Fish and Chip shop in Rawai, Phuket recently. Huge piece of fish, hand cut, lard fried chips, mushy peas, doorstep slab of bread and butter with a huge mug of tea for about £5! Just the ticket!
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Don’t mind cod but think haddock has more flavour.I did try mackerel when they were trying to push sustainable fish in the chippies but it’s shite in batter.
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Haddock rules!
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Not sure why but greeks are ok at fish & chips!
Obviously not as good as us English, but ok 👌
One not far from us, gives big portions and hes funny, deepest voice ive ever heard.
If you ask him how’s he doing he complains but in a pisstake type way.
I like him, unusually.
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In Leicester, back in late 80s, Cypriot chippy on Welford Rd was the canine sphericals…
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For a treat we had fried chiggin from Popeye’s last night. Oh lordy lordy praise be.
Well tasty. Their Cajun fries are a bit droopy, but taste great. Mrs Yank likes their mash as it’s real potatoes (unlike KFC). We got extra too, so we’ll get probably 6 meals out of it.
That’s about the only fast food indulgence we enjoy – if you don’t count pizza. Then again, I spent some time in Italy several years ago and know what real pizza is. Anyone else? It’s just fantastic. Everything else outside of Italy should be renamed to ‘pizza-like food’ ‘cos it ain’t pizza. Trust me on this.
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I was in Florence/Sienna area in the early 90’s. Pizza the size of a dustbin lid, cost a couple of quid and, as you say, nothing like what you’d get in the UK, even in authentic Italian restaurants.
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I was in the north of Italy. Flew into Verona, then drove to a little village/town near Bolzano. Those Itais are a crazy bunch. Ace pizza though.
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Been to many parts of Italy. It was there where I discovered that pizza came in rectangular baking trays rather than round discs. Unbeatable.
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Used to love queuing up for a Kentucky Fried Death standard (two pieces of chicken and a portion of french fries) at 11pm of an evening in the early 1970s.
That said, I was usually drunk and stoned out of my mind at the time. Haven’t set foot in a junk food dive since the mid ’80s.
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Sorry, that should have read Kenfucky Fried Death – fucking spellcheck cunt! 😡
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Got to be A Doner plenty of chilli sauce when you’re pissed, taste fucking great.
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CF, its even tastier when it comes out your arse the next morning. How come its always hotter leaving than it was when it was entering?
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Thanks for that image, DC.
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A good curry always burns twice!
I enjoy cooking. Pour a beer, smoke a spliff put on some music and start chopping – with a bit of practice you will still have fingers. You can eat like a king on a sensible budget that way.
Kids always helped out in the kitchen. My son is now an award-winning chef, so I get terribly spoiled at times.
Has to be at least a year or so since I was given the McGurgles. Only went in there because I was in a rush and had no alternative.
There used to be great chip shop by the beach in Robin Hood’s Bay.
Might have only been OK, on second thoughts. Every time I went there I’d walked miles along the cliffs or the beach and was as hungry as fuck by the time I got there.
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I remember the late eighties/early nineties, McDonalds/Burger King was seen as a treat by families and they’d only visit (never drive-‘thru’) after a trip to Chessington, cinema, seeing nan in hospital or Christmas shopping.
Now it’s three times a week for some cunts and that’s our under-class. No wonder this country is full of the bloated and stupid.
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Or after a spot of laser quest for your mates birthday when you were 8. Good times.
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I never went to a Laser Quest, but my brother went to the one in the Trocadero.
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The Trocadero, classic. I remember buying a baseball sized gobstopper from their sweet shop and pilfering a lot of smaller sweets.
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Gosh you’re right, CP.
I remember when I was dating my first ever proper girlfriend (early 80s), neither of us had much money and a trip to McDonalds while we wandered around Manchester city centre was such a treat. I always had to fish out that pickle thing. Hateful garbage and the work of the devil.
I can’t remember the last time I ate McDonalds’ food. Would not set foot in there or BK now. Haven’t for years and years.
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I admit to liking fast food, Chinese, Indian, Kebabs, Chippy, Pizza’s, KFC but I can’t fucking stand Makkies or BK, that stuff is shite in a plastic bun!
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I used to work with a lad in his thirties that litterally lived on Maccy D’s (his words) and whatever the chiggun place is called and i’ve never seen anyone so pale and continually listless as that lad.
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Have you seen the movie Super Size Me? It’s hard to watch in places and a bit shocking.
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The word “movie” is for Imitation Yanks over here not over there.
That reminds me, in some town in Yankland somewhere I was attracted to a restaurant with a big sign saying “Genuine London Fish and Chips.” Obviously they were using the word “London” because that’s the only English place most Yanks have heard of. I was intrigued by the use of the word “chips” because that means crisps in Yankyland.
Anyway, it turned out to be a manky piece of frozen Birds Eye type fish with the standard McDonalds fries. Cunts.
I wanted to say….”listen mate, i’m a born and bred Londoner and this is about as genuine as Wendy Whoppers’ tits.”
But I don’t like to argue with Yanks. They’ve got fucking guns and I haven’t.
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Those fuckin pumpkin heads could put NASA on the case still couldnt make proper fish n chips!
Craving it now, ffs.
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You are not wrong, Freddie.
Even imitation Yanks like me are allowed guns! Can you believe that shit? I just ordered a Smith & Wesson Model 586 4″ barrel. Shoots 357 magnum rounds and 38 Special rounds. It’s absolute porn!
https://www.smith-wesson.com/firearms/model-586-4-barrel
Go ahead, make my fucking day!! 😉
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Do they still sell guns/and or ammo in Walmart IY? I saw the protesters in Michigan with their assault rifles and body armour marching on the state capital, think something will kick off soon.
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Good question, LL.
I thought they’d stopped altogether, but had to look it up to make sure I didn’t give you duff info:
https://www.elitedaily.com/p/does-walmart-sell-guns-ammunition-theyre-changing-their-policy-18721173
Seems they sell a restricted range of ammo and guns related to hunting only. No hand guns at all now.
There are sporting goods stores which sell a wide range of guns and ammunition. Then there’s proper gun ranges which usually have an in range store. That’s where I go to talk to experts and make an informed buying decision.
All the states are slightly different in terms of what’s involved when buying a fire arm. Having already bought a semi-auto and being in the process of buying that S&W revolver, I will say it is ridiculously easy to buy a gun in Texas. To be honest, I’d say it’s too easy. As a citizen, with no felony convictions, you can walk into a store, pick what you like, fill out a form, wait for the background check (up to half an hour), pay for it and walk out packing heat!
As a permanent resident, I had to wait an extra day while the feds did more background checking, but it was essentially the same process. NO TRAINING REQUIRED!!!!!
Of course, Mrs Yank and myself had taken training courses so we knew how to handle deadly weapons safely, but as crazy as it sounds, attending an approved fire arms training course is NOT a requirement to buy/own a fire arm. Personally I think that’s wrong.
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IY – Behave yourself, man – surely only a .44 magnum would “make your day” ?!!
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You are not wrong, Seymour.
I have neither the balls nor skill to pick up and fire a 44 magnum.
I’m going to work on overcoming the sensory shock with 38 Specials long before I even think about 357 magnum rounds. I fired the same gun with my uncle back in my teens, using 130 grain magnum rounds. I remember two things. It’s loud and it didn’t put bullet holes in the target – it ripped chunks out of it, the size of your palm.
That gun is not fucking around, but a 44 is something else altogether. Too rich for my blood. Yikes!
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I spend a day on the local indoor range when I’m in the US, and finish with the .44. Most accurate handgun I’ve ever used, but loud and heavy. Not much use when the zombies come!
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IY. It may surprise you but I am very much against guns, I have professionally used a lot (only used 3 in war) and the rough cut is this.
If you are a hunter a bolt action weapon is sufficient, if not stop hunting you are a shit shot and it is cruel.
A pistol is a close quarter weapon, if you get yourself into that sort of situation you have fucked up.
No dont like guns, respect them and view them as tools for a job, dont have one, dont need one, happyer without one.
in fact I have always considered carying a grave responsibility, because truthfully you are carrying a tool that will make people go away in a permanent way.
I have seen it go wrong, it is not so good afterwards when you play meet the family because someone was a bit too quick.
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Totally and sincerely respect that, Lord B.
I do take owning a gun very seriously and signed up for training classes before I even considered buying one. When I did, I started with a S&W M&P22 Compact semi-auto. Smaller caliber, less sensory assault, better chance of gaining confidence while learning how to handle a firearm properly.
I enjoy shooting it at the range and get a kick out of tight grouping and actually being able to hit what I’m aiming at. Many people do the macho thing and go from zero to 9mm semi-auto and think that’s being big and clever. That’s not me and I’m proud of myself for taking it steady and gradually improving my skill through practice and training, before moving onto something bigger.
Mrs Yank and I will be signing up to take the class for the Licence To Carry (Concealed Carry). Not because we have any intention of wandering around the local mall packing heat. It’s more to do with education, understanding the law and knowing how to be responsibly defensive.
Right or wrong, America has a gun culture in a way the UK does not. I understand and appreciate my right to defend myself and my property. My semi-auto doubles as my home defence weapon too. I take your point about someone being too hasty and having to explain to the family left behind that you took the life of someone they loved. Fact is, if some cunt is in my house at 3AM with obvious evil intent, using bad language isn’t going to cut it. Seeing a firearm pointed at them may be enough to send them packing. If not, some shit will go down. I am not going to sacrifice my life or that of Mrs Yank for some fucking creep trying to steal (or worse) to feed their drug habit. In the UK you don’t typically have the option of deadly force. Over here we do.
I sincerely hope I only ever shoot down the range, but if not I’m glad I have the option to.
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I have known similar types, but they didn’t work or worked part-time, and were also 30-something men.
They all looked and spoke as if they could barely muster the energy for a shag Margot Robbie. The ones with girlfriends would’ve been too lazy or anaemic to raise their voice if the missus was getting some from the Romanian delivering the shopping.
Pathetic wankers.
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*with Margot Robbie
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Fucking powdered Mcegg and chemical mcfeast and a perfectly round paper thin peace of mcbeef masquerading as actual meat that has been mechanically separated from whatever it was clinging to before being repeatedly stuffed through the mincer until the tendons, hoof and arse hole are not noticeable and then thrown at the wall, to be cooked for 40 days and 40 nights before being gobbed on by wanker staff and then sold to some fuckmonkey from the shallow end of the gene pool.
leave the cunts to it i say, meanwhile nice ribeye on the bbq and just to piss off my peacefull niegbours a spare rack of ribs as i love the smell of pork at ramadam all washed down with a few beers…..
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This cunting has made me hungry, I’m off to the drive-thru. Laters.
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What did you get?
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Good work!!
I have been observing the lockdown. I do not frequent the Big Brand fast food shacks, you can barely call their filthy output “food”.
Once a week I have treated myself to proper Cod fish and chips from a traditional place, £8.40 with a drink.
People that live off Fast Food as a part of their regular diet deserve the ill health that it will bring them.
Far too many stupid fat chavs in the UK. Vicky Pollard and her male equivalents, of all ages from 11 to 80+. I hate them all.
CUNTS!! Best site on t’internet, better than any mainstream news, Gov or Silicon shithouse social media.
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Not been in a McDonalds for many year. The last time I did the burger resembled a grey cork table mat both visually and in flavour.
The Simpsons got it right with the “Krusty Burger”
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Good old McDonalds – ten pence in every Pound used to be donated to NORAID, the fundraising wing of the IRA. (This a true fact).
Strangely, they stopped doing that after 9/11.
Each to their own but not to my taste TBH, but that’s only because I’m a tight f*cker who prefers to make his own food, as I loosely call it! 👍😀
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I have to admit that about once every 6 months I get a craving for a McDonald’s. Absolutely shite ‘food’, I’m not debating that, but a craving is a craving.
However, I always end up feeling like utter shite after eating their ‘meals’. Makes me sleepy, fatigued for a few days, the runs too appear sometimes with a nice bout of indigestion for a few days (like I’d just drank a bottle of vinegar after eating 3 vindaloo curries).
Fucking garbage, but I just know I’ll fucking get a craving for a McShite meal in about 4 or 5 months time.
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But queuing all night for a fucking burger or some friiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeed chiggun? During a pandemic?
Fucking mongs.
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Was talking yesterday to a nurse who works in an ICU in a Chester hospital – Apparently, almost all Covid-19 patients on her ward are 50 – 60 years old and ever one of them a fat cunt…
Well, ok, not “fat cunt” – She said “overweight”
You want fries with that ?
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Fuck Me – 130 currently on line on IsAC ???? Someone’s fucking about with the figures – Is it the ONS ?? Or maybe GCHQ ?
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The only time I go into McDonalds is to use their toilets though usually I just urinate all over the floor. It improves the smell.
Evening Seymour.
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Evening Capt – You’re right – I sometimes pop in for a McShit at Lymm services on the M56, ’cause the stench in the service area bogs is eye-watering.
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There was a time you’d have to assure the poor blighters working there that you weren’t just nipping in for a McShit, “Yes, Yes, I’m …erm…I’m just going to wash my hands” Now they don’t care.
The smell though; like the sour odour of death.
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I generally agree with you. I won’t be rushing out to get a dozen Big Mac with bacon meals and enough coke to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool when they finally open. However, I haven’t had any junk for five weeks now, so I’ve just ordered a large, deep crust Hawaiian from Pizza Hut delivery, and a large bottle of Pepsi. The Mrs isn’t too happy, but I really don’t care. I need pizza.
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Slightly off topic but grilled smoked mackerel is amazing with wholemeal bread and scrambled eggs – and you don’t spend all meal picking the bones out of a salty skeleton like you do with evil kippers!
(None of the chavs where I live will touch it, not enough kebab in it so it’s usually in my second home the reduced aisle!)
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“evil kippers” – Hahaha. Good one, Vern.
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Some cunts in our street keep ordering from Dominos Pizza.
Where to start… Overpriced, crap service, tastes like shite covers the company and their turd that masquerades as grub. But the mongs who order from them, especially at a time like this? Someone they don’t know miles away has made some food (for want of a better word) during the greatest medical crisis this country has seen since the Black Death. Any cunt could have put their filthy mitts on it. And pound to a penny it will be a peaceful type and all. But these lazy arsed junk addicted cunts can’t be bothered to fucking cook or go the local Spar which is about ten minutes walk away. ‘But… But… I need a pizza!. Then fucking by a frozen one or make one, you thick thoughtless fucking cunts. Mongs to a man.
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As it goes, Dominos is very bland. Exactly what you’d expect corporate ‘pizza’ to taste like.
I hate Dominos with a passion. Years ago, when visiting my parents, I’d always stop by this local independent pizza place called Pizza Town. It was run by an Iraqi bloke who was super nice as it goes. He once asked me if I could send him some pizza take away menus from America so he could see what the Yanks do and how he could change or improve what he does. I sent him loads and on my next visit back to Blighty he could not have been more grateful. Anyway, the point of the story is his pizzas were really good. Then disaster struck!
A fucking Dominos opened just down the road from him and basically put him out of business. The next time I went home for a visit, his shop was empty. He’d gone. Very sad. Shitty bland cardboard pizza killed something which was original, tasty and just better. Why? Because the thick locals flocked to Dominos thinking because it’s American it must be great. It’s not.
I wish Dominos would go out of business, but unfortunately Yankland is full of fat, lazy and greedy cunts who inhale this shit like there’s no tomorrow.
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Reminds me of my favourite joke. Why is a woman like a KFC?
Because when you’ve finished with the leg and breast all you’ve got left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
McDonalds? Throw away the burger and eat the box it came in. You’ll scarcely notice the difference.
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Couldn’t cunt a decent kebab, Shish or Doner done in a decent gaff. Fucking lovely.
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I wish those Wimpy restaurants came back. Lovely food there.
But they’re gone. Where else can I find a bender in a bun? 🙁
I miss Happy Eater, as well.
P.s I love kfc hot wings, chips and gravy. Yum.
P.p.s I saw this. Very interesting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cL4wE84JZL4
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I know of only 1 Wimpy that is still open. It is on the South Coast Road in a place called Telscombe Cliffs just outside Brighton. It has been there for ever, and i’ll bet it hasn’t changed since the day it opened! There is fuck all else around there mind, cunt of a place.
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Telscombe Cliffs is a bit cunty, but if you dare keep going west on the South Coast Road for a few miles. You’ll run into the cesspool of rancid shite town called Peacehaven. Back in the 80s, Peacehaven was a small, nondescript, sleepy coastal town whose only claim to fame was a GMT Meridian line:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHdsuYAff0
As Brighton expanded, the overflow of filth from that ghetto of depravity infected Peacehaven. It has never recovered. It’s basically a suburb of gay Brighton now. Shame.
Don’t ask me how I know this. I just know. And I can’t believe that Wimpy is still there in Telscombe Cliffs.
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I know Peacehaven very well IY as i had the pleasure of living there for a while whilst working in Brighton.
I didn’t think it was too bad. This was early 90’s. Some very interesting boozers there filled with some very interesting characters in there.
Not much there, blink and you miss it. Keep travelling East and you will come to Newhaven. Now there is a fucking soulless shithole if there ever was one!!
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Yep. Newhaven…ferries to France erm…..that’s it.
The main road between Peacehaven and Newhaven is like no man’s land. At least it used to be. Except for a golf course on the left as you get close to Newhaven.
Not sure if that ferry service even still exists. Used to love watching the big Sealink ferries turn around in the habour before fucking off to Dieppe.
Don’t ask me how I know this. I just know. 😉
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hahahha me thinks you know a tad too much on this area mate, you sure your not from round there? Had many a day trip to Dieppe on the ferry, great piss ups and spend the day terrorising the French cunts. You could get the ferry to France for a pound ffs! Happy days.
Im sure the service still runs!
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Day trips to Dieppe. That brings it all back. We used to go just for a laugh. Back then you used to be able to get these day or week temporary passport type things from the Post Office for next to nothing. Sealink used to do those day trips to Dieppe. What was it – about 3.5 hours there and back with just enough time to set foot on French soil, annoy some locals, buy a few things then back on board.
The first time you go you think Dieppe will be different and exciting. How sadly disappointed you were when you saw the carbuncle.
http://www.raywoodmore.com/rp3044.jpg
Don’t ask me how I know this. I just know. 😉
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Funnily enough punk band Peter and the Test Tube Babies hail from Peacehaven and the drummer from crusty wanker band The Levellers drank in the same boozer as me, the scruffy cunt.
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Did not know that! I think I have a Levellers CD in my collection. Who knew?
I had my first legal drink in Peacehaven. Can’t remember the name of the pub now. I guess that’s what Google Earth is for.
Believe it or not, it was quite a nice, small, safe place 3 or 4 decades ago. My sister still lives in Saltdean, just up the road. You don’t even have to blink to miss Saltdean. But to get there from Peacehaven, you have to drive past THAT Wimpy.
Don’t ask me how I know. I just know. LOL.
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That first drink was probably in the retreat or the Mackellar peacehavens finest water holes. I have fond memories of saltdean if you had a drink in the Spanish lady it was a piece of piss to pull some slappers from the butlins opposite
And of course the lido some cracking days there.
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I wouldn’t touch maccy D’s with a shit covered barge pole.
The burgers are pumped full of anti-hermetics to prevent you from instantly throwing it back up.
So much salt, fat and sugar that your body would naturally reject it.
On the plus side, if you have been out on the piss and feel like throwing up the next day, Maccy D’s is a kill or cure solution for exactly the reason above.
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