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BILL GATES:

A Word in the Windows cunting please for ageing computer software wunderkind William Gates, who likes to be known as Bill, who is of the opinion that being one of the wealthiest geeks on the plant gives you the automatic right to attitudenize and pretend to be an expert on anything that takes your fancy.

Today 4 eyed Bill has graciously consented to grant the BBC an audience on their favourite (at the moment) topic: “The Virus”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0896rpg

Notice throughout the discourse crafty cunt Bill uses the term “we” when discussing the notion of providing a solution to a terrible problem, suggesting that he, too, is a medical scientist, and not just a guy who got lucky fiddling about with computers.

He and Richard Branson, another oily motherfucker ought to be stranded together on a desrt island where they could proceed to bore each other to death with their raving self-importance. Who would crack first? Bill murders Dick or Dick murders Bill?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

61 thoughts on “Bill Gates (3)”

  1. Excellent cunting WC – if ever there was somebody illequipped to tell us anything about our health its this neofascist pigface – het Bill you’re a cunt now fuck off

  2. Great cunting Mr B.

    I had to turn off the radio (LBC) earlier this morning due to a non-stop stream of celebricunts – headed by that perennial sanctimonious cunt Sir Cliff Richard – virtue signalling personal messages about how wonderful the fucking NHS is and how they’ll all be out clapping tonight. It’s almost enough to make me want to go out and contract the virus and die, ffs.

    • Not allowed to clap tonight – just jazz hands so as not to upset people with autism….just millions of people waving in their doorway and windows….

      • Jizz hands would indeed be the politically correct approach.

        But what about the deaf and blind? Lots of them in the NHS.

      • So not to offend im just exposing myself at the bedroom window with ‘i luv the NHS’ in lipstick wrote on my tummy.

    • I think we all ought to applaud Dame Cliff. Give him the clap ladies and gentlemen, give him the clap he so richly deserves!

    • I won’t be clapping, stretched to breaking point my arse, plenty of time to post videos of dancing around in PPE, 19 people in the Nightingale in London, the rest empty and I found out today our kid who works in the NHS (front-line nurse not a pen-pusher) is currently enjoying her second week of annual leave.

      And Bill Gates can go fuck himself. Stick to computers you sanctimonious Kermit the frog soundalike cunt.

      • Feel free to join us on a frontline shift. And we’re recruiting if you fancy stepping up to the plate.

      • Seeing as I’m not a qualified medical professional and I lack the tik tok dancing skills I’m not sure what use I could be.

        But then I see family and friends are now in allowed hospitals and old folks homes to visit the dying. Given the “life threatening shortage” of PPE I keep being told about and the fact the disease is highly contagious and we all need to be confined to our homes to stop us all croaking it strikes me as a rather strange decision to knowingly put joe public in harms way.

        Still seems like there’s plenty of space to social distance in most hospitals thanks to the mass hysteria the MSM have whipped up.

        https://www.hsj.co.uk/acute-care/nhs-hospitals-have-four-times-more-empty-beds-than-normal/7027392.article

      • Fuck-all to stop you asking for a third-manning shift. Or volunteering at your local hospital. You don’t need to be a qualified medical professional to do either. Again, we’re recruiting any time you fancy stepping up to the plate. As for highly contagious, you bet your fucking arse it is. Remind me how many health care professionals have died after contracting it? Some still have it, including a crewmate of mine who’s at deaths door.

      • How do you know there’s fuck all to stop me asking, you’ve no idea what I do for a living, personal circumstances or how I spend my time.

        But I do know that in my opinion if we’re in a “war zone” then prancing around dancing at the expense of the taxpayer (the few that are left thanks to the woeful mismanagement of this by the government) in PPE equipment we’ve allegedly got none of is crass and insulting and hardly indicative of a service at breaking point. I certainly haven’t got the time to don a hasmat suit with a dozen colleagues and choreograph a video for the Internet.

        I sincerely hope that your friend recovers, at no point have I ever questioned the fact that people are dying as a result of this. But I will question the proportionality of the response, based on the evidence and facts at hand and the consequences I see and am dealing with daily basis.

      • Your ‘opinion’. Exactly. A fucking opinion. Do a few shifts on the frontline, have a few punters die on you then I might listen to your ‘opinion’ on crews/nurses letting off steam, ‘Prancing around’ wearing PPE that can still be used after they’ve had a laugh, in their own time. Then I might listen to you. You just sound like a Daily Mail reading cunt, to me, in the meantime. Whinging cunts whining about nurses letting off steam in their own time aren’t fit to lick their used PPE clean.

      • ‘Evidence and facts at hand’? Aye, what you’ve fucking read and seen on the idiot box…

      • Correct I get all of my ‘facts” from the daily mail and bbc, which is exactly why I’m questioning group think.

        I haven’t had any punters die on me, that’s not my job. But I do spend every day dealing with the currently hidden and unspoken costs of the massive economic and social fall out. You deal in lives I deal in lives and livelihoods and I can tell you for a fact the hardship, trauma and social costs of this are going to weigh on the British people for decades. Not that you’re remotely interested in that or any discourse about it because you’re frontline and all that matters.

      • I’m interested in doing my best for my patients, even if I was called out to you, as are all the frontline you seem to belittle. (You have, above and previously, before you attempt a denial). And do you think we live in NHS Land that’s not going to be affected by the ‘fall-out’???? At the moment, though, I’m more interested in staying alive and not joining my colleagues on the death list.

      • And therein lies the crux of this, there is one focus in your world, the governments and the minds of the general populace.

        But this is not about just the virus. The handling of it and the consequences of that handling are multifaceted. The probability of professor ferguson’s model being accurate is not 100%, his paper had not even been peer reviewed before being the central focus of government policy. The probability of the policy made on the back of it causing economic and social damage is 100% as is becoming increasingly evident with each passing day.

        Absolutely the focus of the NHS should be on dealing with the crisis but it should not be the sole focus of government policy which it clearly is.

        And one has to question the logic and sensitivity of “morale boostng” tik tok videos of “overrun” hospital staff and how they might look to people I deal who have lost or stand to lose everything of what sometimes little, sometimes lot they have and worked hard for often for years because they are not considered “essential”.

      • They might lose ‘everything’, except their lives. And here’s your chance to let everyone know how you would deal with the crisis, armed with all your ‘Facts’. (In this instance, I can genuinely say ‘I know more, and am privvy to more information than you’).

        You seem to have an issue with staff making videos, in their own time, to keep their morale up. You deal with what we’re dealing with and then we’ll have a chat about videos. Until then, keep taking the asprin and GTN.

      • Not a problem. I would deal with this in a similar manner to Sweden and revise the testing policy which only serves to exacerbate the curve.

        Firstly the evidence is clear that the largest proportion, 95%, of those dying fall into one or both categories of either being elderly or having existing health problems. Therefore they should be told to isolate as much as possible. While the general populace goes about its business with appropriate social distancing measures in place. I certainly wouldn’t be advocating policies of allowing family in to hospital to visit patients as especially in the face of increasing evidence of nosocomial transmission (one of the reasons being intubated ventilation is being used so much which some evidence suggests causes lung damage and may be doing as much harm as good).

        Secondly increased testing in hospitals will clearly result in more cases being identified. But as the virus has no clearly defined treatment we can only currently treat symptoms. It would be far more useful to undertake testing in a fixed locale that tipfies the UK demographic to identify the spread and morbity at large which would, certainly, be lower than the morbity of those being treated in hospital and give a clearer indication of just how deadly the virus is and its transmission rates. Or implement a contact testing strategy like Germany or South Korea which have proved more successful in reducing deaths by reducing contact although I am generally less favourable towards the latter.

        Overall with a view to keeping the economy at as near normal level as as possible.

        They may still have their lives, but if they are lives subjected to poverty, destitution, mental health issues, being denied access to treatment for illnesses such as cancer they aren’t the sort of lives I’d want to willingly inflict on anyone, certainly not without significant exploration of the alternatives.

        And you can’t say you know more than me about anything only think it. You don’t know what I do, what I read, my qualifications, experience or what circles I move in. Nor have you even bothered to ask because you’re on the frontline and therefore your experience should be taken as gospel.

        I’m willing to cede there is much I don’t know and a great many people know more than I do about a great many things. But I certainly know I would be wary of having the temerity of claiming to know more about anything than anyone knowing next to nothing about them.

      • Hi DCI –
        I guess that’s your mate’s update for today. Sorry to hear that. I’m still really rooting for the poor bugger. Come on lad!!! Cheers – IY.

  3. This poindexter cunt is just too excited at giving people vaccines so I’m a little untrusting of this fucking smiling prick. I’m not anti vaccine per se but just what in the fuck is it supposed to achieve exactly.

    Are people infected with the corona being given it yet?! because if it doesn’t cure them why the fuck should I take it? Peace loving multi billionaire philanthropist my asshole he gets paid from big pharma, cunt should fix the viruses in windows first

  4. Old Bill needs to shut the hell up on things he knows fuck all about!

    The simple solution for rich cunts like him is to splash the cash, while not expecting tax breaks further down the road when all this is over with.

    I also know Bill is/was a greedy cunt, especially when he was head of Microshite – not only with expensive licensing for fairly flakey software, but also the cost and effort for a sad, no-life, techie bod (me, for example) to become a Microshite Certified Professional.

    Fortunately my former company paid for my various MCSE and MCSA courses & exams over the years, but it would seem my hard won 6 certifications will all be worthless because Microshite are binning all MCSA, MCSD and MCSE course/exams over the next months in favour of their totally wank role-based certifications with Microshite 365, AI and Azure et al.

    Admittedly, Bill is no longer head honcho at Microshite to have made that kind of decision unilaterally, but I guess his putrid odours and grubby fingerprints weren’t too far away from the decision-making process – which is all to do with making more money with shittier products!

    Bill could throw $10bn at some boffins with a chemistry set and a few test tubes, to find a vaccine, and he wouldn’t even miss it. So cut the talk talk, Bill and do some fucking walking!

    Rant over!

      • 6DV –

        Sun Microsystems had Yellow Pages looooooong before messiah Bill thought up AD. But then UNIX is a proper grown up adult’s operating system and Windoze is just a fancy GUI that got a bit too big for its boots. As a server operating system, it’s a complete joke. It hasn’t even got a native scripting language (DOS batch files don’t count). Yeah, they eventually came up with PowerShell, but it’s not quite the same.

        Korn shell and vi with a bit of awk and sed thrown in gets you pretty much everything you need.

      • Hey Spanky –
        Networking is a nightmare. I flirted with the idea of studying for the Certified Ethical Hacker certification a few years ago. Very early on in my studies, I had the horror of revisiting TCP packet headers. I carefully closed the book, put it back on my shelf and backed away very slowly. Never to return.I don’t need that brain bleed in my life.

    • “Old Bill needs to shut the hell up on things he knows fuck all about!”

      But but but – wasn’t he at Event 201 learning all about the upcoming Covid ? Or is that fake news ??

      Fishy much ?

      • When Bill was in charge of Microwank, and was crowned the richest cunt in the world (we’re going back about 20 odd years now), it was said that if he saw $20,000 lying on the pavement it would cost him more to stop, bend down and pick it up rather than just walking on by, such was the amount of money he was earning per hour!

      • Maybe he paid someone to put his name on a medical certificate. You can become an expert on anything when you’re rich.

    • I’m right there with you, Techno. I found it an absolute bizarre decision by Microsoft to drop future certifications in SQL Server beyond version 2016. It’s not as if Azure SQL is SQL Server running in their cloud. It’s a slightly different animal. So with SQL Server 2017 and 2019 already out in the wild, no further certs. Wow! Just wow!

      I was thinking about going for the MCSE SQL Server 2016, but found out the exams are being retired end of June. Now they’ve extended it until end January 2021 due to China virus. I’m in two minds about it.

      Still, it’s not as if SQL Server is properly theirs anyway. They stole it from Sybase originally. A bit like how Bill stole the Windoze idea from Apple. A cunt of a company and a cunt of a man.

  5. He’s a preachy prune faced old cunt who should shut the fuck up and fix my laptop.

    • Have you switched it off and on again?
      Is it still fucked?
      Yes?
      Then your machine is definitely fucked, buy another one!

      (the crib sheet used by first-line support at HP, Toshiba, Acer etc)

  6. I thought Gates HAD donated a load of money. Not arguing he isn’t a cunt but I think he’s donated quite a lot.

    • Bill is a bit of a Philanthropist no doubt, but he’s an unqualified Philanthropist in this particular context.

      So if he has handed over a sackful of moolah, then fair play to him. But if he’s going to bang on about it blindly, then he really needs to shut it and not muddy the waters even more.

      • George Soros is a “philanthropist” apparently, the ballbag-eyed supercunt. Soros and Gates are certainly singing from the same hymn sheet.

  7. I may be just vocalizing the thoughts of others but here’s whats left in my head after looking at a few alternative narratives.

    Gates’es’s wet dream is that every person on the planet has a digital identity, and he instantly can see that this Pandademic fuck-wittery/panic is a perfect ride to this ambition. It’s a tectonic event where they’ll tell you all bets are off, and if you want that vaccination/access to travel/access to society you will be pressured, conditioned or broken to give up your digital identity.

    • The social credit system? Another Chinese import.
      Fuck the little yellow bastards and fuck Bill Gates up his USB.

      • USB – Unctious Shit Blusterer.
        Close the “gate” Dollar Bill, and shut the fuck up.

    • Correct in every detail. Confirmed in so many words In today’s Times. One population’s health problem is a shitstain’s route to total domination…

  8. Bill wants a technocratic world, people to him are like bits, to be managed by algorithms and software supplied preferably by MicroSoft (named are Bill’s penis). Bill’s answer to the problems of humanity would enslave humanity as a whole.

    Elon Musk (seriously is that not a worthy name for a super villain?) is developing a neuro net, he wants to plug us all into the internet or more actually I would think a control grid where we become just another thing in the internet of things. No thought would go unrecorded, no action private to the individual involved. It’s a real philosophical doozy for those interested in such things.

    Gates and Musk see technology as something that should become part of us not a servant to us, the potential for losing our humanity to the technology these people propose is not on their radar.

  9. We hear about social isolation, but very sadly the likes of Gates, George Osborne (who seems to have a permanent home on the BBC), Branson, David Beckham and that vile looking Stacey Solomon creature all still manage to get on the front page – Beckham with his pikey family, Solomon with her baby, the poor little bastard. What a pity they can’t be isolated from cameras and microphones. Still at least we don’t hear about Susan Boyle these days…..

      • I think she won one of those amateur talent contests on ITV many years ago, but the musical career didn’t take off, so sheopened her legs to some pikey (Joe Swaqsh?) produced a kid and now the joys and otherwise of motherhood gets taken up by the tabloid press. She looks like the back of a bus. A smokey old 1950s Leyland.

  11. The bugs in Windows 10 make him the biggest cunt ever. Drivers suddenly don’t work and all of a sudden your sound doesn’t work or your battery won’t charge and you’re left searching the internet for a fix in a panic before your battery dies.

    I thought it was my laptop, but I’m being told by a few more knowledgeable about IT than myself that it’s probably the buggy Windows 10 OS.

    It updated itself today too, so fuck knows what it’ll fuck up next.

    He’s a cunt for W10 if nothing else.

    • The latest piece of bullshit I had to find a fix for was the volume going up by itself. I’d be listening to something then suddenly it’s louder, then louder still and just keeps going.

      Another side effect of the latest Windoze update. Thanks Microsoft. Cunts.

    • Microsoft will make something that doesn’t suck when they start making vacuum cleaners,

  12. Gatesy, the four-eyed cunt, needs to get his house in order and get his devs to iron out all the bugs in Windows 10.

    Honestly, come back Windows Vista, all is fucking forgiven…

  13. If I had more money than God, I’d be too busy spending it on Glenfiddich and top class prossies to waste time pontificating on BBCunt about a subject I know fuck all about.

  14. If Microsoft made cars they would break down at every junction, when they got pushed to the garage they would need an immediate software update, then when about to fill up at the petrol station a message would appear “critical error, change fuel provider to “windows fuel” or purchase a copy of Windows 11. Then the engine would grenade and the only option would be to call customer “services” who would arrogantly inform you your vehicle was outdated and you needed to buy a shiny new Microsoft car – which would arrive late, with the steering wheel under the bonnet and would not start – “Incompatible with starting software, please buy update”.
    Bill Gates was not so philanthropic when they were putting pretty much every other (and usually superior) software provider out of business to tighten their stranglehold on the market and create a monopoly, in the process losing people’s jobs and businesses at an astonishing rate.
    And if Billy boy is suddenly such a genius ask yourself this – how much would you trust a Man who can’t be bothered to fix the viruses and bugs in his own flawed, low quality software?
    Oh, nearly forgot – Bill Gates is a CUNT!

    • Good points, Big Vern.

      Software companies are one of the few companies who can legally sell their products knowing they contain defects which could have a detrimental effect on the user and/or their livelihood. It’s amazing when you think about it.

      • The front of Microsoft astonishes me – they release a product which is wholly defective, let public complaints give them the feedback rather than sorting it themselves and then sell a retro fix (for a fortune) as a shiny new operating system!
        So glad I steal my software! (I must point out for legal reasons that was just my jolly jape – I would of course never engage in such a heinous act!) 😀👍
        Oh, and Bill Gates is a cunt, nearly forgot that one!

  15. Shouldn’t he be sitting in his palace playing a million tile minesweeper game whilst sitting in his Bart Simpson y-fronts?

    Fucking dork.

  16. If he has anything to do with the vaccine, it’ll need updating every week for a fee. And any other superior alternatives will be put out of business by Bill. It probably won’t work properly for some too, and suddenly things might stop working for no reason, for example, you might start shitting yourself for no reason or go blind for a day or two.

    Not sure i’d want a vaccine from a bloke who can’t sort his own bugs out first, the cunt

  17. Why is someone who neither an elected official, nor a fucking doctor let alone a virologist, being given so much air time? Especially one who’s ambition is for Microsoft to be given control of a worldwide vaccination ID database. The vaccines his money has paid for have been frequently shown to do more harm than good. His polio vaccine has caused paralysis in thousands of children in India, Africa and other non-first world countries, and they have ALL been found to contain sterilising formulas, meaning this cunt is deliberately rendering millions of people around the world involuntarily infertile. The Catholic Doctor’s Association in Kenya has accused him of doing just that while ‘vaccinating’ millions of Kenyan women in 2014. An experimental anti-Malaria vaccine caused the deaths of 151 African infants. Other side-effects included fever, seizures and convulsions.

    In 2017, the Indian government told Gates and his vaccine program to leave India. A subsequent report found that approximately 490,000 children had been afflicted with non-polio acute flaccid paralysis, which was blamed on Gates’ vaccines. And it would be worth noting that Gates is a believer in reducing the world’s population, and has publicly said so more than once.

    They’re are allegations from Africa, India, Nicaragua, the Philippines and other countries that Gates funded vaccination teams inhabited, were dishing out his snake oil by force, either by outright bullying or refusing medical treatment. Another of his vaccines tested in Africa actually killed more children than the disease they were being vaccinated against. And who is it that is in charge of dishing out these vaccines? The W.H.O. Gates donated $10 billion to them in 2010, and of course, it’s the companies he’s associated with that have provided the vaccines.

    I would not trust a cunt whose stated aim is the reduction of the world’s population, with a glass water. Yet the media and governments around the world, are queueing up to kiss his ass. The guy is a real life Bond villain.

    • Sounds like you just watched Computing Forevever/Dave Cullen? I watched him tonight, really illuminating and all the points your raised were mentioned. To think Gates’ vaccinations have made people sterile and/or killed them. Absolutely staggering. Gates needs to be taken out along with his bitch wife Melinda.

      I will not be taking any of his vaccines, I’ll take my chances. Probably a whole underclass of people will have to run away in caravans to the mountains to stay away from his social credit/ tattoo/id system.

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