Jeremy Kyle (3)

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Jeremy Kyle, probably one of the easiest nominations to make.

You may remember this smug prick had a TV show that had all the enticement of dried dog turd. It basically involved him belittling a bunch of council estate chavs whilst parading their dirty laundry in public.

Well, all was great for creepy face until he gave the same demeaning act to a bloke called Steve Dymond. Clearly vulnerable, Kyle and his production team didn’t care one jot about his welfare – this is how they made sacks full of cash after all. After being on the show, Steve sadly killed himself and the self-centred fuck Jeremy, rightly had his show canned.

Although now, his new agent (the same agent as Peter André) has said that Jeremy will be making a comeback to ITV with a new show, one where he will “get his say”. Fucking brilliant, that’s all we need. There are enough fucking wankers already given platforms to have their say. The last thing we need is this punchable, self-righteous cunt let loose on TV again.

Why do we crave this reality TV shite? It’s the lowest form of entertainment, watching a bunch of LGBT, Leftie, snowflake cunts do everyday shit. And it isn’t fucking reality because there’s nothing real about it. It is all staged to keep the mindless viewers ‘entertained’. Fuck off Kyle, we don’t need you back.

Nominated by elcuntio

62 thoughts on “Jeremy Kyle (3)”

  1. Just like that slimy cunt, Michael Barrymore, Kyle seems to think he’s a national treasure, and that we’d all miss him from our TV screens after too long.

    It would be ironic if this cunt, like Barrymore, fell on hard times and some other reality cunt of the day had a show called “How the Mighty Have Fallen!” and took the piss out of Kyle and his downsized lifestyle, his downsized house along with his downsized ego!

  2. I can go along with this but only on account of the fact he uses his platform to hurl abuse at his targets while hiding behind those silent neckless thugs who guard him from any possible non verbal retaliation.
    If he had the minerals to do a roving style report down the pubs and estates he’d have folded the format after the first, very rapid shoeing.
    But, the cunt in me thinks these low life shitters deserve every single barb of insult thrown at them. Only a cunt whose low iq is matched by their opposingly high greed for a few quid and a night in a travlelodge is worth the effort.
    Answering in monosyllabic, gap toothed grunts these fick , toothpaste-phobic morons quite rightly attract scorn and derision like walking shite magnets and as such, Darwinism comes into full effect.
    They are also the majority of types who make up the audience.
    In short, if you don’t want your dirt raked over the coals in public, don’t go on a publicly promoted TV show whose sole existence is to sling dirt at you.

    • At least he proved Shirley Bassey wrong!
      ‘Dymonds are forever’
      My arse!!

  4. Not bothered, it’s just another in a loooong list of shit on TV that I have never watched and never will. This guy never appeared on my TV radar.

  5. Jeremy! Stop smoking weed, get a job and for f*cks sake why didn’t your Father “put something on the end of it”?
    (Kyle by the way, not Corbyn!) 😀

  6. This cut was on my telly once so I immediately burnt my house to the ground.
    That learned him.
    What a twat.

    • Yet more subhuman scum “entertainment”.

      Thought mankind was still supposed to be evolving?

      • More like de-evolving Willie.
        🎶
        They tell us that
        We lost our tails
        Evolving up
        From little snails
        I say it’s all
        Just wind in sails
        Are we not men?
        We are Devo

        We’re pinheads now
        We are not whole
        We’re pinheads all
        Jocko Homo
        Are we not men?
        We are Devo
        Are we not men?
        D-E-V-O

        Monkey men all
        In business suits
        Teachers and critics
        All dance the poot
        Are we not men?
        We are Devo!
        Are we not pins?
        We are Devo

        All together now, God made man!
        But he used the monkey to do it
        Apes in the plan
        We’re all here to prove it
        I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape, I can do what monkey do
        God made man
        But a monkey supplied the glue 🎶

  7. Mate of mine somehow got invited to be in the audience.

    Evidently most of it was scripted and only the occasional real case pops up where some thick, toothless chav really doesn’t know where else to turn for closure / vengeance / justice.

    Jeremy Kyle is also allegedly a massive cunt who gets the ‘guests’ pissed up the night before to make sure they are in a foul mood the next day.

  9. I’ve never watched it. I came home once and my eldest had it on so I heard about 60 seconds then “turn that shite off!”….”but dad they are”..”FUCKING OFF NOW YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!”……

  10. Reality tv is a cunt all on it’s own. EVERY show. No exceptions. Cheap to make, though so the shite will be around for a long time to come. Mate of mine met Kyle once, said he was a genuinely nice bloke.

    • Big Brother started it all with a TV executive called Peter Bazalgette responsible for bringing it to Blighty. Ironically, he is a relative of a Victorian civil engineer who built London’s sewer network carrying shit away from peoples homes while this wanker imported it.

    • Nope, but I suppose her parents will be out doing the begging-bowl rounds with the media again (it’s been about 12 months since the last “go fund us with a few more million” routine)

      • The parents know what really happened.

        It’s fucking obvious to everyone apart from the Met.

        Or are they choosing to ignore the evidence in exchange for a free holiday in Portugal every year?

      • Jeremys back? Wholl he goad into suicide this time?
        A homeless spice addict?
        A teenager whos pregnant?
        Someone with cancer and debt?
        Hes like something youve trodden in outside, cant get rid of the smell,
        Doubt ill be watching “kill yourself with Kyle”.

    • There is a small piece of a foreign field (about a mile away from Praia da Luz, about 3 feet down) that will be forever England – have a look there EK! 😄

    • Well Krav. Its the easiest game of Cluedo ever.

      It was alledgedly Gerry and Kate, in the bedroom, with the sedatives.

      That Portuguese detective hit it square on the money in his book ‘The truth of the lie’.

      The last person to see her was Gerry when he was disposing of the body. As witnessed by the family returning from a night out, who recognised him by his distinctive gait.

      Why plod allow this farce to continue after 12 years is a mystery.

  12. Didn’t Kyle used to be a gambling addict?
    From what I heard he blew tens of thousands of pounds of his family’s money down the bookies… and now he thinks he has the right to lecture and judge others.
    Didn’t he also leave his mrs for the housekeeper?
    Cunt.

      • Double or quits? Gimme a chance to win me money back, look at this watch, worth a fortune – surely you can sort me some credit for that? Well what about me kid then, she works hard and barely eats owt – c’mon mate..😃

    • ;He was an did, like a many a reformed addict he’s a sanctimonious hypocritical cunt who can fuck right off.

    • No, Kyle’s wife cheated on him multiple times, so he divorced the old whore. He is now married to the former nanny of his children. He didn’t start seeing her until after she stopped working for him.

      Just to set the record straight…..I only know this because I read a lot of tacky shite on the internet when shit bored.

      • No, please don’t feel bad, Sausage.

        With or without the slapper, he’s still a cunt.

      • I must admit that I liked watching scratters make absolute cunts of themselves on his show. But then when you’re retired, you do have plenty of spare time on your hands.

    • I know someone who worked for one of the big bookies who said Kyle was gambling thousands on the nags after he told the world he’d bravely beaten his addiction. Smarmy lying cunt

  13. I still do not know what job Suck ma Dick Khunt’s father did when he came to the UK. Can anyone help?

  14. It really is amazing, he can find an endless supply of fuckwitted cunts willing to appear and get lampooned . Fucking amazing, and they don’t even know that people are laughing at them…..

  15. Kyle’s show is like Judge Judy…….we enjoy watching some sanctimonious cunt slagging off a bunch of lowlife, sc*mbag piles of shit. Of course you have to be desperate enough to appear on the telly to volunteer for it in the first place.
    I say fuck the cunt who topped himself. He knew exactly what he was putting himself forward for. Kyle, his “victims” or the tv audience…….who’s the biggest cunt here?

  16. Kyle is a solid gold cunt. For that is in no doubt whatsoever.

    The usually corpulent and/or orthodontically wayward participants in his romper room of wankitude resembled extras from the film Deliverance or the cast of Chalmun’s Cantina in Star Wars.

    Kyle appealed to those with an IQ of sub 50 who would have otherwise got their morning’s entertainment from killing insects in their back garden or kicking their pit bull terrier.

    In reality, this cunt’s hiatus from the screen may therefore not be such a good thing. At least it kept the cunts glued and out of mischief for a fraction of the daylight hours. I say bring him back, despite his cuntitude. It’s a most worthwhile public service for the cerebrally challenged.

  17. Let’s have a wash your hands for 20 hours in boiling oil cunting for Corona counts.
    Who they you ask ??
    The middle class, humour free cringe zones that feel the need to take to soshul meeja and film themselves singing ( badly), playing musical instruments ( so so) and generally doing twattish stuff.
    Please stop. This shit doesn’t need to be done. It’s not big and it’s not clever.
    The AL-BBC is about to show a family singing a Corona anthem. Pass the bucket as I vomit profusely.
    On the darkly comic side the number of cabin fever murders is on the rise.

  18. I’m sure I read once that this cunt is obsessive compulsive, likes his gambling a bit too much, and has some weird thing about licking his mobile phone. Fucking bellend.

  19. I would like to see a show where Kyle has a load of Trans Women (AKA blokes in dresses) and really rips into them about the ludicrous notion that a man can become a woman.

    Agree with the nom, he is a cunt!

  20. I was made redundant a long time ago and that was my introduction to the “Jeremy kyle” show.
    It was like an addictive bad horror film, I could not believe the pathetic dramas that unfolded or the requirement to tell all in public, I was so to speak shell shocked by this new breed of people being paraded before me on a daily basis.
    I felt no empathy for any of them just a perverse curiosity as to why they were still alive, surely natural selection should have done its job.
    To me Jeremy was the ring master in a freak show and the freaks were willing.
    As for the chap that topped himself, well to an extent it is a shame, someone dying is (Normally) not nice but to stand in front of who knows how many viewers (and your mates) tell a fucking big lie and get caught out, though surely you would be prepared for such an eventuality.

  21. I actually liked watching the Kyle show, purely because I enjoyed seeing him confront the fucking idle, mooching chavs who hadn’t worked since they left school and sponged off of the state for a living. It was pleasurable to see him getting in their face.

    I don’t agree that he and his show are entirely responsible for this man killing himself. He CHOSE to go on the show. Everyone knows what the Kyle show was about and their methods. There were clearly far deeper issues going on with this man for him to take the mammoth step of committing suicide. I do however wonder where the so-called, fucking ‘after care’ was that they stated was offered to guests on their show. Nowhere to be seen, by the looks of it.

    I don’t think that Kyle should return in any shape or form to something similar though. The shit storm was too great here, and it is insensitive, given the events.

  22. I don’t personally watch this shite, however I have caught the odd episode and can’t believe how thick some of these cunts are. One particular show was though comedy gold. A woman and her daughter where on the show, and after lots of shouting and crying the daughter said “I just want to know who my Dad is” to which the Mother replied “I want to know who you’re bloody Dad is too”. Classic. They are still a bunch of cunts for going on it in the first place though.

  23. Anybody going to tuning in to the a programme on Channel 5 on Wednesday? It’s called Drag Queen Dwarf & other Little Britons, the new normal in this country.

  24. I put forward Kyle the week it happened and his show taken off….The Admin team deleted my nom….ahh well, anyway we don’t need the show now. Due to the covid shite going on just go down to your local Tesco and watch the action live in front of you eyes, that being unreasonable wankers who think they have the god given right to act like a cunt and think it’s okay to do so…..even the po po are getting in on the act now.

  26. Whenever I did watch the Jeremy Kyle show it always made me feel better about myself

  27. It’s a show that has had it’s day. But to take it off because of the suicide? One death in about 13 years. The cunt called Love Island has seen 2 contestants and one host top themselves in just 3/4 years.
    Jeremy Kyle a cunt? Yes probably. Seeing the freak show in front of him was somehow addictive. I didn’t realise quite what a underclass existed in the UK.

  29. YOU ARE THE CHILDS BIOLOGICAL FATHER! The worst thing about this show for me is that he ALWAYS has more of a go at the guy for not ‘putting something on the end of it’. What about the stupid slag who obviously didnt refuse sex without protection, or probably lied by claiming to be on the pill? Oh no, those sluts arent at fault, so what was the point in the fucking ‘no glove, no love’ campaign? Plus, his lie detector is not THAT accurate, lying cunt.

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