Yorkshire Teabaggers

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Mark Twain once observed that, “Truth is stranger than fiction”. Anyone witnessing the recent Twatterstorm surrounding Rishi Sunak and Yorkshire Tea, could not fail to agree.

For those who might have missed this farce, the newly appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer posted a picture of himself, indicating that he was taking time off from budget preparations to brew some tea. Prominently on display in the picture was a large bag of Yorkshire Tea. “Nothing like a good Yorkshire brew!” said Sunak, the MP for Richmond in North Yorkshire.

Sadly, but predictably, loonies of the Owen Jones Persuasion promptly began to bombard the company’s account, protesting at the alignment of its product with the vile Tory Sunak and his hated party. Others called for the organisation of a boycott of Yorkshire Tea, completely ignoring the blindingly obviously fact (as reiterated by the company) that the manufacturers were not involved in any way in the creation of this most innocuous photograph.

This stuff is pure comedy gold; you really couldn’t make it up. Twatter isn’t the real world of course, but then the real world is not a place that these barking mad “teabaggers” have much familiarity with. Hounding people and trying to shout down those with whom you disagree is a surefire sign that you’ve lost the argument.

Raging at a teabag is a surefire sign that you’ve lost the bloody plot.

Nominated by Ron Knee

86 thoughts on “Yorkshire Teabaggers”

  1. These bedwetters need to get a grip on realitea.

    Bertie, Miserable, the taxi is here.

  2. Well done for another nice cunting.
    No of this pantomime comes as a surprise.
    All these woke liberal pansies should be banned from any sort of public communication.
    On pain of death.

  3. Owen is only jealous. He probably dreams of receiving a vigorous teabagging from Rishi, knowing full well it will never happen.

    • Owen looks like the kind of fairy who is only ever satisfied by a group of at least 18 fine black fellows taking turns on his arse trumpet.

  4. I see a lot of Yorkshire tea darn sarf because it works well with hard water.

    I see Trevor Phillips has been suspended by the Labour party because his reasoned thoughts on the Muslim community. And, on the cusp of Wimmins’ Day, high-profile ladies are no-platformed by Oxford university.

    Don’t the hard left get it? We’re bored with you! The Tories are in power and Trump will get another term. And no wonder.

    • As a soppy southerner I can confirm that Yorkshire tea dominates the supermarket shelves dahn sarth. My next door neighbour wouldn’t drink anything else.

      Yeah, Trevor Philips has been suspended from the Labour Party for Islamaphobia. The evidence? He once wrote that Muslims “see the world differently from the rest of us” and that grooming/rape gangs in Rotherham etc were predominantly made up of Pakistani Muslim men…

      • It seems that with suspension of Trevor Philips, the Labour party has rejected the one plain speaking and truthful member that the country is likely to vote for.

      • Good Morning RTC

        I took Mrs W. her tea this morning (she won’t have tea bags in the house so all properly brewed) and heard Trevor Phillips being interviewed by Nick Robinson who you would have thought was a member of the both the Muslim Council and Momentum. Apparently Trev had received an 11 page letter from the Labour Party which he wasn’t allowed to quote from. He sounded a very reasonable bloke but apparently he had once said Islam isa nation within a nation and this had been picked up by Tommy Robinson. This was one of the reasons for banning him.

      • Morning Wanksock.

        They also told him in that letter to go to the Citizens Advice Bureau or ring the Samaritans if he didn’t like it.

      • By suspending Trevor Phillips because he speaks the truth the Labour Party have proved beyond all doubt that they are the biggest bunch of fuckwits on the planet. Long may they remain so as for the time being unelectable. This bunch of cunts are akin to the collaborators in the last war. Doing all they can to fuck over their own whilst burying their face into the arse of anyone who wants to destroy what little European culture we have left. Do these twats not realise that when our culture is replaced diversity, transbender equality and all that shit will get them a bullet in the head if lucky or a rope less bungee lesson if not followed by a damm good stoning. Stoning with rocks (not too big as the fun should last) not high quality puff grown in your mates parents allotment shed for any snowflakes reading.

      • Next to t’ clog mill and t’ whippet factory! 😀
        Unfortunately Thatch the snatch shut down all t’ treacle mines!

      • No need for the truth in Labour – they don’t like that sort of thing.
        How can anyone be suspended for stating facts?
        Madness.

      • “…My next door neighbour wouldn’t drink anything else.”

        …and he can creosote his fencing with it too!

  5. I honestly think the world would be a happier place if Twatter was to be closed down – these social justice no-platforming snowflakes would then have to go back to their former modes of communication – writing anonymous letters on Basildon Bond with green ink, or a waterproof marker on lavatory walls.

  6. Tea Bags are for lazy,common people.

    I buy my loose tea from Whittard of Chelsea. It is a Formosa Jade Oolong Loose Tea and costs 12 pounds for 50 grams. The high cost means that only the better class of customers (and child-benefit recipients) can afford to buy it.

    Fuck Off.

    • Morning Dick.

      I hope you warm the pot first, use bone china cups and put the milk in first. 🙂

      • My bone-china, Hunting-scene tea-cup is so fine that I can read the Financial Times through it.

        Morning,RTC.

      • Sadly for me Dick I cannot afford such luxury. I do however love a cup of Yorkshire Tea ,in a big mug,and a scone and strawberry jam.
        Owen Jones and his tribe of loons need a good shoeing for being nappy wearing whinny twats .
        Ffs it’s tea. Just tea.

      • You should spend less on Breakfast-Buckfast.

        Morning,Mac.

        :).

      • Dick loves MILF (milk in first). I think he might’ve after Mrs. W now I see they have the same views on tea bags.

  7. There was a similar libtard meltdown when Rees-Mog was photographed with a bag of Walkers crisps. The fact that Saint Gary Taxdodger is their main sponsor, and darling of the snowflakes, doesn’t seem to make any difference. Pure unfettered rage takes over and the twatterati go apeshit.
    Poor Walkers, they must be well pissed off with old Moggy.

  8. It’s a little more expensive than the PG tips I normally buy, but if it’s going to upset the loony left, then I’m changing my shopping habits.

    • That’s an excellent reason to engage in ‘non-rational’ economic behaviour

    • I used to watch the amusing chimps on the PG Tips adverts, now I just watch the Brits.

  9. Pep Guardiola is a cunt and an overrated cunt to boot. The bald headed fraud with the billion pound squad is getting his arse handed to him by a Liverpool side that has spent about £10 million this season and who have been stuck in second gear for the last 6 weeks.

    Imagine getting beat 3 times in a season by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and playing the same tactics against him each time. I always said years ago let’s see how Pep does without the worlds best players at his disposal.

    • I reckon it’s been fixed this season, all so Liverpool fans can see their team win a title, wanky little club.

      • also, don’t forget the number of VAR decisions that have gone their way … some reckon 13 -15 points in their favour …. hohum

      • If the season is declared void, the Scousers can play the victims again… YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNN.

      • To be honest I’d rather see Liverpool win the league than a team from Manchester.

      • YNWA. We’re on our way. 2 more wins!

        Signed The Fab Three – Bertie, Black&White, Capt.Mag.
        Aliases Salah, Mane, Firminho

      • Get in there Bertie.
        Everything about Liverpool has been class this season.
        Klopp is surely the best manager in the world when you think what he’s turned players like Robertson, TAA, and Firmino into.
        The best Team and I mean team I’ve seen for ages and shows you can have all the money and mercenaries in the world but when players play for the shirt and the manager you can’t buy that.
        The title is coming back to where it belongs…the greatest club in the world.
        Liverpool FC.

      • As a Manchester United supporter B&WC I have to say the title this season goes to the head and shoulders best team in the league, Liverpool.
        Partisanship aside, the title is well deserved – and watching Pep the b*tch cwwwying is priceless – dirty Arab money doesn’t always talk does it you Catalan loving little c*nt?
        Poor Pep 😢

  10. With me being from Yorkshire this is a pure insult to Yorkshire , this cunt should be advertising chapatis not Yorkshire fucking tea the cunt. As for Owen Jones , well he simply should just be dead.

  11. Beyond belief that people are offended because a politician is seen using a brand of tea.

    Get a fucking grip you cunts.

    • “Get a fucking grip you cunts.”

      That’s exactly what they ARE doing Sixdog… on the minds of anyone and everyone who positions themselves within the media’s (360 degree fully gimballed) arc of fire. Every single ‘transgression’ must be bitched out loud, day after day, hour after hour to drum the Message into them.

  12. If it upsets the left then I for one will start buying Yorkshire tea.

    • That’s what I thought upon reading this. I’ll buy two boxes instead of one.

  13. It would have been OK if Yorkshire Tea had been grown organically in the foothills around Howarth. By an artisan tea designer cooperative. The chancellor likes an ordinary cuppa chai? Shock horror!

    BTW I’d be interested to know whose bones were used for Dick’s bone china service.

  14. Ringtons Tea. A Newcastle gift to the discerning tea tippler. Sunak ? Would never know good tea from Goat Piss.

    • Tea is the reason for the downfall of the British empire. We should drink coffee instead.

      • Eh? The Arabs never drank anything but coffee, and look at the cunts. Roast beef and (non-craft) beer by the gallon are what made us great.

    • ” Would never know good tea from Goat Piss.”

      Oh I dunno, probably drunk plenty of both.

  15. Lets hope they boycot items invented in Nazi Germany too, Aspirin, Fanta, oh and their favourite the Volkswagon Beetle.

    • The Germans do make some good shit though , who would have thought that Hitler founded Volkswagon , oh and they also made damn good shower blocks.

  16. Boris should go into Starbucks and let the paps photograph him knocking back the skinny lattes and chomping on an avocado (fair trade obviously).
    That would fuck the sandal wearing, man bun cunts up.
    Ya?

  17. I’ve never bought a bag of walkers crisps for the best part of a decade because of Gary Lineker.
    So perhaps I’m as bad.
    McCoys flame grilled steak are far better anyway.

    I stopped banking with Santander because of them using Ant & Dec for their advertising.

    • Ant and Dec do my head in now , there to much in your face as there everywhere with there stupid smiley faces. My mate got banned from twitter for going onto Lineker’s page and calling him a cunt about the whole women/mens wages thing awhile back.

  18. The TV this morning, farewell to Meghan…….

    I would give her a bag of Yorkshire tea as a farewell gift, with a little message….

    Fuck Off!

      • War and Peace, eat your heart out…this guy must be secretly in love with the Markloid! Had to give up – it’s a good rant but far too long and repetitive.

      • Some of the kids were on this morning from the school that had the ‘royal’ (yes right, now fuck off) visit, after the media had said it was a surprise visit, these cunts admitted they knew she was coming a week before.
        That school was selected for one reason and one reason only, if anyone didn’t see the coverage…. on word ‘black’
        Strange that there were any peacefuls on display but I guess they aren’t into women’s lib.

        What a fucking set up and the stupid media all fell for it!

    • She’d probably just regard it with contempt Sick. It’s a liitle too parochial for our globe-trobbing Meganstar. I think it’ll be some time before she darkens our doorstep again, a prospect which fills me with not much anguish.

  19. That gurning Ravi cunt Sunak pisses me off, looks like an awkward posh cunt.
    Although I sometimes buy Yorkshire Tea…it ain’t from Yorkshire is it?
    I’m more of a coffee man, Blue mountain Jamaican coffee…cost me abaaaaaht 3 pounds a cup.
    Tea can go fuck itself.

    • Now, the twat clearly isn’t ‘right in the head’ and deserves what he got, but for the victim to take an overdose twice because someone pinched her arse cheek? Between this and the Yorkshire tea debacle, its a real fucked up world.

      • I thought the same, but when you imagine the sight of him in a school uniform goosing you,I begin to understand her point.

      • PS…his photo would make a grand profile picture for a “new” Cunter.

      • Certainly if he wants the piss ripped out of him! I will stick with my little green triangle and elastoplasts over my gob i think. Being remembered on IsAC for looking like an unhinged geeky peado isn’t that high on my ‘to-do’ list.
        Im feeling a bit fucked up now though. Thanks to your mention of his looks, I myself am now on the verge of overdosing, but the shop shelves have been stripped of what I need by selfish Corona Virus fearing cunts.

      • Bollox. Moderated for the pèadò word. I need to listen to RTC more…

  21. Twitter is for Epsilon semi-moron cunts with nether a job or hobby, and slowly going insane from the volume of psychic junk mail that fills their Twitter feeds and skulls.
    Same with cuntbook.

    These social (justice) media sites/apps are to the mind as McNuggets are to the body.

  24. The Yorkshire Tea Twitter feed is fucking hilarious – the person replying to the lefty morons is unapologetic and a piss taker. Yorkshire Tea has even endorsed in the thread by PG Tips and KFC.

    I’m glad that nobody takes these SJW Twitter Twats seriously and just rips them for the lulz. Restores some of my faith in humanity.

    • Yorkshire does have a reputation for not putting up with daft s*it – and “rusks and milk” Jones is a grade A f*cking lunatic.

    • Nobody takes them seriously except themselves Two. If I’d been replying on behalf of Yorkshire Tea I’d have told them to fuck off. The company’s got nothing to lose; it would have triggered the cunts good and proper, and cheered the rest of us up no end. Still, I suppose the company has to maintain commercial proprieties.

  25. He still looks like a spiv of a cunt. He and that smug looking cunt muncher, not so Priti Patel…

  26. Owen Jones the stupid little slag I would not have thought He would be a stranger to teabagging.

  27. I instinctively dislike Sunak: his dad’s a billionaire and his hedge fund may well have been good at tax evasion. But this is good, and about bloody time:

    https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/economy/taxation/news/110439/budget-2020-firms-get-national-insurance-tax-break-bid-get-army

    It surprises me that anyone needs incentives to recruit ex-Forces people, especially young ones. The hard work’s mostly been done in straightening their ideas out, and they’ve got standards. Also, potential recruits badly need to know that there is a decent life after the Army.

  28. ”look around and you’ll see me, sat here drinking Yorkshire Tea. Always ready come what may, over the hills and far away…” Vive l’empereur, vive l’empreur! DO IT FOR YORKSHIRE!

  29. Not much of a tea drinker per se enjoy a cup of earl grey every now and then,but I like coffee more in the morning. I drink alot of homemade ginger tea tho very good for you and it cleans out any spunk stuck in your pisspipe

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