Google Maps Reviews are a cunt, aren’t they?
Don’t get me wrong. Google Maps itself is a fucking godsend, but people who review on them are fucking shitcunts. Wankers who bitch and moan about a fucking pub/restaurant online need to fuck off. Here’s a thought, people: after your shite meal, at a shite restaurant, in a shite area, simply tell the owner he’s a cunt and his food is rubbish and that you, or any cunt you know won’t be back! Job done! FFS, don’t we even use word of mouth anymore?
And who fucking reviews a shopping centre? What the fuck? Steam in, go to the shop, get what you want and get the fuck out sharpish, cos EVERYONE knows already, these places are cunts, unless you are fifteen and on the rob, of course.
Nominated by flexicunt
I had a very brief phase of leaving TripAdvisor reviews which ended when one was rejected for overuse of the word “scum”.
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I’ve not delved into reviewing stuff, now I feel inspired to have a go.
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A sad sign of the times Flexicunt,
The new younger cunts seem to prefer to use the internet for communication instead of their mouths.
I ordered a Chinese last night and had what I wanted ordered and any specifics done in a 30 second phonecall.
Your modern young cunt would open Just eat or Deliveroo fuck abaaaaaht for 5 minutes before finally ordering the food.
It’s the same kind of mentality you speak of with cunts reviewing shopping centres.
This must be a product of too many cunts in the world…I hope Coronavirus kills all of these cunts…and I’ll happily write a review of Coronavirus for them.
What a bunch of sad cunts.
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Google reviews are a useful weapon, A local “Business man” had a habit of asking for services and not paying for them, he did me for £700 of hire, I then found a number of other people who he had knocked for various sums.
Now I do google reviews and think that if you have nothing good to say, then say nothing, however in this case I made an exception, as I made regular visits to his restaurant, Google decided I must be a regular diner.
I checked the restaurants Google reviews and they were not good, so I formed the “Slate them club” I left a stinging critical review of the food and venue, ditto the others did.
So we may not have got our cash, but fuck did we discourage anyone else from giving him theirs.
Is it on here?
https://www.top-rated.online/worst-rated-on-google-maps
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No.1 on that link is a honey. Obvious clip joint, must he worth thousands weekly, and gullible tourists (who do not read reviews) queuing up to be suckered. Wish I had shares in it!
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Fuck me I did not know that you could leave Google reviews for asylums !
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Drinking a corona listening my sharona, and avoiding the corona virus good morning cunters
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That one really is tremendous!
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You should make some ham sandwiches, buy a case of corona and introduce yourself I’m sure you’ll make alot of nice friends there
Nothing like making friends over a nice meet and greet to quell racial and religious differences
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Morning CF
That made me chuckle.
I wonder if the reviewer is a contributor to this esteemed site?
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Is that aftermarket bike part on ebay the dog’s bollocks or just bollocks? Only a review will tell you – the bollocksmaker won’t. Reviews have their uses.
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A review of my local….
.” Upon arrival the locals seemed displeased at an “out of towner” being in their pub and bringing with them a 1 year old. The only food they serve on a Sunday is Sunday lunch or pizza. We ordered one of each, and asked if they’d do a small pizza for my daughter. The girl informed me the bases are standard 12” and couldn’t do child’s portion. Foul language continuously from locals and very uncomfortable environment. Ok if you’re happy with a rough and ready scene but definitely not suitable for a family.”
Fucking Snowflakes
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Yes and up till today my little Endellian is still traumatised by the whole experience.
Yours, David Piggate Cameron.
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“Which reminds me…where is she? Oh, fuck, she’s still there…”
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Sounds like my local until it got taken over by a gastropod* and the ambiance** disappeared out of the window.
*proprietor of a gastropub
**unlimited dogs, fruit machine, fag machine, persons in working kit, sweepstakes, darts, affordable beer etc
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I have left two Google reviews. The first was for my local driving theory test centre, basically slagging off the place for the horrendously unfriendly and rude ethnic cunts they had manning the reception desks, both of which behaved like they were the fucking Gestapo. The second was for my local post office which is beyond a joke. Rude staff, machines constantly not working, queue out of the door and only ONE person working, whilst the rest just ignore the punters and have a fucking tea break, or hide behind the desks like they are doing something else (are they fuck!!)
Google reviews can be a pile of bollocks, but they can also warn people of the shit they may face at certain public places. Both times here I was steaming angry and it made me feel much better, thanks awfully.
Some places bloody well deserve it, so fuck ’em. If they are giving a bad service, they are fair game, in my opinion.
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I reviewed your mum’s house as ‘very accommodating, rear door always open.’
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