Russell Brand [2]

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Russell Brand is a talentless cunt that needs a quick rub-down with a house brick.

Apparently, being ‘funny’ in this cunt’s drug-addled mind entails being rude, patronising, arrogant, ignorant, insolent and downright obnoxious.

He thinks swear words are funny in themselves, and that he is being ‘edgy’ when he uses them, in the same way a 9 year old thinks that saying ‘cock’ is big and clever.

I genuinely think I would physically attack the cunt if I ever get the chance.

Nominated by: Termujin

24 thoughts on “Russell Brand [2]”

  1. Couldn’t agree more Termujin. He’s as funny as a leper in a wind tunnel. Oozing in cuntedness, Brand is indeed a talentless, arrogant dickhead. He must have a brilliant, yet real cunt of an agent to get so much publicity. Yeah his agent gets a cunt nomination too.

    • Good call on the agent. He is with John Noel Management who look after a right bunch of no hoper “who the fuck is that” type cunts. ( johnnoelmanagement.com ). Corporate and other gigs in the US ( where the cunt makes most of his money ) go through these cunts: http://www.headlineentertainment.us/contact-us.html. A model page in the school of “hard nosed pay us shed loads of money before we can be arsed to acknowledge your existence wankers”.

      These cunts below are his PR people and behind the brown stain of Brand shite coming at us from all sides:

      http://www.taylorherring.com/sectors/celebrity-pr-star-public-relations

      The other ‘talent’ they represent speak volumes about Brand. Must also be up for the most annoying web site award. Total cunts. Dioclese will love the web site.

      • This John Noel character is responsible for Dermot cunt O’Leary and the repulsive Matthew Wright as well! The cunt has a lot to answer for.

      • Well, we got rid of Kevin Cunting Rudd so the economy can only do better with the resources taken up by the bloated rotten carcass of the public service now going to the service of our 300 billion public debt. Real pair of cunts Rudd and Gillard. They ruined the place. Them two need the cunting of their lives.

      • Sir Limply your a cunt for not warning me what horrors were behind that link! Not only Brand but Robbie Williams, Al Gore, Lloyd Webber and for fuck sake Gok Wan…. That is a who’s who of 1st rate cunts, even seeing their names all at once makes me puke, thank fuck they didn’t have pictures to go with it. How do these cunts go about their cunting business with complete impunity? What kind of a world do we live in…. cruel cruel world. Fuck bombing Assad, get these cunts in a room at once and bomb them. I’d vote for the cunt who had that in their manifesto.

    • russell does not deserve the term cunt as cunts at least are useful. this jelly brained excuse for an actor would be more accurately described as nobcheese sandwich with a side of batspiss.

  2. I hate this cunt. Talentless and gypo looking. He also suffers from synophrys. In my book this cunt is for a burning. Genghis, you hold the cunt down and I’ll do the burning.

    • Appreciate your take on the Oz election FlaxSax. This Tony Abbott character seems to have all the charm of a backwater croc. Appropriate name for a coalition though – Abbott and Costello?

      • Out with the old cunt, in with the new. At least this cunt is for scrapping the ‘carbon tax’. Anyway, Sir Limply our cousins across the ditch face some tough economic times, apparently. Mining is not as it was. I usually vote National Bolshevist these days as it is the only party dedicated to the annexation of the Sudetenland; stupid Sudetens.

      • I’m not playing unless I get to douse the piece of shit in petrol after we’ve thrashed him.

        Probably wouldn’t need it; his fucking hair looks like it has enough grease in it to take light pretty easily.

        Not thought of the gypo angle before, but now you mention it he does look like one of those degenerate pikey thieves, Hilter at least had the good sense to round those fuckers up.

      • Fair enough, Genghis. You douse him I’ll set him alight. You don’t mind if I keep one his ears do you? I have a collection. You can have the other one, if you like.

  3. Let’s not forget that one big fan of R. Brand is Morrissey – which only goes to prove what colossal cunts they both are, one validating the other. Surely the combination of the two of them is way off the Cunt-o-meter?? Is there any reliable method for measuring the degree of cuntitude that would result from combining Brand and Morrissey?

    • Morrissey looks like a sausage jockey if you ask me. With one of those nasty viral infections that junkies have.

      Do his tattered career the world of good if he was to shuffle off this mortal coil sometime soon, and spare us from any more of his fucking ‘music’ too. Cunt.

  4. A question for our antipodean friends. UK media running scared and not too clear about the preferences of MS Gillard. Impression the filly (or should it be gelding) likes to tip the velvet rather and runs a husband as a cover for same. Call a spade a spade, is the gel a dyke?

  5. After just watching Brand on Newsnight acting like a brain damaged chimpanzee being given a forced enema, I’m agreeing with Temujin!

    One thing I’ll say for Morrissey, that fey little coat hanger with a quiff: Having been in the advanced stages of vaginal necrosis since hitting puberty (probably his early twenties), he’s too busy worshipping at the altar of his own monumental cuntishness to bother the rest of the world; he thinks he’s great, we know he’s a wilted old lady garden of irrelevance. Brand, on the other hand, is Charles Manson dressed up as Willy Wonker, and people are actually stopping to listen to the white noise that comes out of that Pit of Sarlac he calls a mouth. The guy’s such a bottomless black hole of pure cuntitude, I’m pretty sure his ego has its own event horizon.

    Stop that mad animal now!

    • Well said. What a self important CUNT he is, not funny & not interesting, & obsessed with his own sexual prowess. Any woman that lets this CUNT enter her cunt, is indeed a bit of a cunt, & you Concerned Gynecologist, need to examine her for Russell-pox.

  6. Fucking drug addled talentless cunt with about half a brain cell, send the cunt back to essex in a bin bag, cunt

  7. “I genuinely think I would physically attack the cunt if I ever get the chance.”

    I find your lack of conviction disturbing ….mean what you say man.

    If I’m ever in the same room as this CUNT …I’ll rip his fucking eye-lids off. Mainly for turning up to do a show in a town that had just had a (in no way funny) serial/mass rape epidemic only possibly brought to a head by a couple arrests and spent the whole show bleating on about how rape is the funniest thing ever while the crowd boo’d hissed, threw shit, stormed out and (obviously) demanded their money back.
    Cuz it’s not about making the audience laugh is it cunt, it’s about getting paid to be as much of a cunt as is humanly possible.

    This ladies and gentlemen is the living deity of cunt.

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