Frans Timmermans

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A thorough, turn of the year cunting please, for this oleaginous old EU cunt who has written a “love letter” to Britain:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50917624

Where was the love when we were negotiating to leave the corrupt bastards?

This insincere bollocks reminds me of the performance when you try to sign out of notifications from some bastard mail order company who have hold of your email details and send you crap every day. When you use the unsubscribe button you get greeted with “Are you SURE you want to leave” us. You say yes, and they come out with “We are sorry to see you go”.

What the fuckers like this arsehole means is they are sorry they won’t get the opportunity to rip you off again, so you motherfucker Timmermans, we are leaving you, we don’t need or want your love – all you are doing is raising the hopes of Dame Keir who is probably shitting his panties at the thought he might engineer some way to get us to re-register down the road, to the delight of all the Labour pansies and Dominic Grieve and the weak as piss “Tories” like him.

Of course the BBC report this stuff with relish, but my advice to Timmermans is to stick his letter and his love up his arsehole and set fire to it. Cunt.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

33 thoughts on “Frans Timmermans”

  1. Oh Frans, a love letter?
    Sorry but dont know how to say this but,…weve met someone else.
    Look its not been right between us for a long time, its been a bit one sided, and we drifted apart.
    Dont cry.
    No we feel nothing for you anymore.
    Who is it? Hes nice youd like him!
    Thick blonde hair, lovely orange tan,
    We’re gonna be good together!!😀🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • 🎶I love you Yeah Babe, I love you so I want you to know That I’m going to miss your love The minute you walk out that door So please don’t go Don’t go Don’t go away Please don’t go Don’t go I’m begging you to stay 🎶

    • I got home last night to discover the good lady had untied herself and filled the house with oxo cubes!

      I believe she may have stock home syndrome

      • Brilliant, Vern !

        I’ve just had an “Aaaah, Pisto !” moment…

        Timmermans looks like a workmate of Jimmy’s a vile…
        Bet he’s a vegan, too. Looks like one…

    • “It was your constant demands for money, your bullying behaviour, your insistence on having “tinted savages” as our neighbours and ignoring my complaints about this and a lot of other things”

      “I’m sorry, things are not working out, it has to end”.

      “So let me get this right, you still want to control every aspect of my life, tell me what to do and pretend I have left when in reality I am still living in your shed but paying the mortgage”?

      “And the divorce will cost me 39 Billion”?

  3. Its one of those things in abusive relationships, the abuser quite often believes that they love the object of their abuse and feel hurt when the relationship ends.

  4. Less like a love letter, more like a letter sent from prison from the ràpist to the victim. “I still think about you and our time together. You’re in my dreams. We will be together again.”

  6. 🎶
    You’re gonna wake up one morning as the sun greets the dawn.
    You’re gonna wake up one morning as the sun greets the dawn.
    You’re gonna look around in your mind, Frans, you’re gonna find that we’re gone.

    You didn’t realize,
    You didn’t realize,
    You didn’t realize,
    You didn’t realize,
    You didn’t realize.

    Oh! you’re gonna miss us, Frans.
    Oh! you’re gonna miss us, Frans.
    Oh! you’re gonna miss us, Frans, yeah, yeah.

    You’re gonna wake up wonderin’,
    Find yourself all alone,
    But what’s gonna stop us, Frans?
    We’re not comin’ home.
    We’re not comin’ home.
    We’re not comin’ home.

    Oh, oh, oh, yeah! 🎶

    (13th Floor Elevators… paraphrased)

  8. I Didn’t realise the magic grandpa had a stunt double in the European Parliament?
    What and absolute prick. I hope Ann Widdecombe bumps into this sad excuse for a man in Strasbourg and gives him an almighty kicking/bitch slap for writing ‘Gay’ little love letters.
    What an absolute Bellend.

    • Ann Widdecombe gives me the horn.

      You fucking what! get in the corner with MNC!

      • I do hope that Admin meant separate corners.

        Good point, I hadn’t thought of that, Made little hats with a big P on them though.

      • Priceless?
        Precious?
        Pretty cool guy?
        My hatsize is a Frank Sidebottom xxxxl
        Admin!
        An you know what they say about blokes with massive heads dont you?
        Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge wink wink,
        Thats right!
        Encephalitis!!!😀

      • Used to love Frank MNC, Mark Sievey who played him was a PROPER fruircake (in a good way). Been meaning to give that film Frank a watch

      • Yeah he was ace, drove past the statue in Timperley a few times.
        Watched a great doc about him few month ago, a decent genuinely eccentric bloke.

    • Yeah I saw that, Tom Hanks looked like he was going to cry.
      “Most of you have spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg” – good stuff and a change from the usual arse crawling shit show.

      • This is why despite him being left leaning I have a lot of respect for him – he rips into everyone, not just the usual targets, and really doesn’t give a shit if people are offended or not.

    • Outstanding work from Gervais there, and funny watching Tom “plastic Henry Fonda Wanabee” Hanks squirming with embarrassment!

  10. ‘Now you are leaving, and it breaks my heart…………………………
    ………… because you won’t be sending us any more postal orders……’

    Thanks pal. See ya around some time.

    Morning all.

  13. I have been wondering since we voted to leave this corrupt federal dictatorship why cunts like Blair , Hessletine etc are hell bent on staying in the Eu .
    Well it turns out Blair will loose out on some lucrative company deals and Hessletine will no longer get nice subsidies for his land.
    I would dearly love to see what the rest of these self serving bastards were so intent on staying in it for ?

  14. They’re all globalists and believe that national borders are irrelevant. This almost amounts to a religion or cult, and it is promoted by the international businesses most of them are paid to ‘advise’ i.e. use their influence for. Both Blair and Mandelson are focussed on drumming up unregulated trade across borders: Blair with MENA and Mandelson with the FSU. Osborne ‘advises’ Black Rock :

    https://www.spectator.co.uk/2018/11/how-blackrock-became-a-sanctuary-for-clean-cut-bankers-and-dormant-politicians/

    And this gives a clue as to the ultimate objective, which is to subordinate national policy (any nation) to the requirements of gargantuan corporations. Work visibly in progress. No, it’s not a conspiracy. It’s a consensus.

  15. Sorry. Blair with many non-northern African states, although he advises Egypt and has extremely close ties with Israel.

  17. Frans Timmermans, more like Trans Firearm from all the EU MEP’s he’s tugged off on floor 14’s toilet glory-hole in Brussels

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