Beggars with Mobile Phones (10)

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It’s a bit of a piss-take when you see these scruffy tykes asking for change whilst fiddling with a phone. I saw one outside Sainsbury yesterday with TWO. He looked like he was feeding numbers from one to the other. Probably a dealer completing his burner.

Come on Beggars, make an effort! If you’re going to pretend to be “homeless” then play the fucking role properly.

Hoo-ee, what a bunch of cunts.

 

Nominated by Johnny-Cunt-Lately

64 thoughts on “Beggars with Mobile Phones (10)”

  1. That song, I think by Chris Rea, that goes something like, #Wherever I lay my hat, that’s my home#. I could try that. I could knock on someone’s door. When they open it, I’d toss my hat down on their carpet.
    “I live here now. Now get ya coat and pish off!”
    Do you think it would work? 😀

  2. Seen a few beggars with mobiles just wondering when one will pull out a card machine ?
    Picture the scene

    Beggar “ couldn’t spare some money guv?”

    Victim “ sorry
    I haven’t got any change”

    Beggar “ no problem I take visa or MasterCard but there’s a 50pence charge for transactions under £5.00”

    Victim “ the only transaction you’ll get off me is my size 10.s into your bollocks , you cheeky cunt”

    Beggar “ no need for that hostility I’ll wave the 50 pence charge “

    WALLOP!!

    • Morning Quislings. How do? 🙂

      Funny you should say about card machines.
      I remember sitting in a taxi recently and didn’t have enough cash. The driver said he takes card payments. He typed the amount on his phone then instructed me to tap my card on it. My mind boggles.

      Also, whilst working in the shop, I see some people tap their watches on the card machine at the till. Wowsers!

      • Morning S
        All good thanks , and you?
        If I pay on card I always ask for receipt,
        And I never use it at “hole in the wall” corner shops run by people who appear to have landed on a south coast beach earlier in the day………

  3. In Asia you have the blind leading the blind, a burnt offering up his cup, or one left on the roadside no arms or legs just left to beg.
    In England-he begs outside Gregg’s and it beggar’s belief how well he looks, the picture of health. His clothes are smart. He could at least look a bit dishevelled. Too lazy to even play the part.

    • Some of these fuckers dress better than I do. On reflection, maybe these fuckers aren’t well dressed, perhaps I just dress worse than these them?

  4. Another 50 doctors and nurses, soon to be beggars, shop lifters and pickpockets arrived in a rubber boat yesterday. Begging is actually illegal but no cunt is going to do anything about it, especially when the overwhelming majority are fucking foreigners. Round them all up and dump them back in fucking France where they came from. Fuck the Frenchies and fuck the EU.

    • Round them up yes, but don’t send them back to France!

      Instead, send them to Lily Allen, John Hannah, Gary Lineker, Steve Coogan, and all the other celebrity cunts that demand “we should welcome refugees to Britain (just not on my doorstep though)”

      I had another of those Abbot dreams last night, I was pulling the blue cord out of her with my teeth.

      Payback

      • Delicious Idea!

        Put a huge diversion sign on the Cliffs of Dover saying something like “Please turn right and head north for 500 miles, and then turn left in Edinburgh. Cheers!”

      • As France is already playing that game, we should too:
        Arrived on the south coast of France?
        “We’ll give you free travel to Calais.”

        Arrived on the south coast of England?
        “We’ll give you free travel to Scotland.”

        Sorted – the poisonous dwarf up there will be happy (& so will we).

      • RTC you have just described my sweetest dream. Can you imagine the Great British Relocation Programme of putting our unwanted foreigners, Islamists, rape gangs, and slebs on the next train to Edinburgh! Here you are Jimmy, you wanted more immigrants to boost your economy and populate your country – Merry Christmas!

      • Outrageous and slanderous abuse of power, Admin.

        You’ll be hearing from my lawyer in the morning, if only I can be arsed.

  5. I saw a news segment over Xmas on the UKs homeless problem? Apparently it’s the worst it’s ever been , they showed volunteers going out with food and blankets etc , what struck me was the amount that were foreign!! , English accents were definitely in the minority, Same thing when I had to see a throat specialist earlier this year, 15 odd people waiting and I didn’t hear anybody speaking English other than the nurse who had to repeatedly called people’s names because many didn’t understand her …….
    For all the noise our border force makes about catching these migrants very few are actually taken back to France, rather than fearing the border force cutters they probably see these as a free taxi service to the U.K.

    • Morning Q, its International Rescue! Until we start putting a few people smugglers in gibbets on the White Cliff of Dover we will continued to be enriched. Whenever al-Beeb runs a story on this there is a disclaimer at the bottom of the article on their definition of what a constitutes a migrant – No prizes it doesn’t match 95% of the rest of the country thinks.

      • Morning LL ,
        Absolutely spot on
        I saw some BEEB wanker over in France few months ago bleating on and on about how hungry, how tired , how desperate and how frightened these poor people were?
        So are they in danger in France? No
        Funny how they’ve made passage thru Europe but could have claimed asylum as soon as they stepped off the boat in Greece or Italy ? But instead choose to make their way to France and chance a Chanel crossing to Blighty!
        Are the coming for the weather?
        Maybe to join their (imaginary) family?
        Maybe they simply love the English?
        Of course the Beeb never point out they were already safe the minute they stepped on to European soil as that doesn’t fit their bull shit narrative……

      • Tramps on smartphones?
        They looking at rightmove.uk?
        Where do they charge it?
        Flash bastards.

    • Good morning Quislings and everyone

      I haven’t seen a Big Issue seller with an English accent for 5 years. Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs.

      • Morning Creampuff, I shooed off one these ruffians yesterday outside the main gate with his Tyskie empties and mangy looking dog on a bit of tinsel. ‘Stranger donations’ indeed, anyway off he went with a flea in his ear shouting, presumably ‘Fuck off English pigs’ in dooshka as I directed him to Fiddler Towers.

      • Yeah but you have to be ballsy and completely shameless to stand outside for months in whatever weather asking everybody that walks by for some cash holding a Styrofoam cup or mug

        You should acquire a fair bit of dosh after a week or so if you are resilient or annoying enough to people just remember to stash your cash so the cup is always empty looking

      • Morning LL. You’re a good man. I don’t know how we’ll cope without you, after that malingerer Stroker sees fit to grace us with his presence once more in the new year.

      • Morning RTCP,
        That cunts really got it nailed down ,
        The haggard face
        Lifeless yet pleading eyes
        Beaten by life aka hangdog look ( subtle but effective)
        I bet he’s also got all the fucking props too
        Dog
        Piss stained clothes
        Old sleeping bag
        Cardboard mattress
        Probably dropped out of drama school

        Professional beggar……

      • Morning Q – you’ve described me to a tee! Apart from the dog and drama school bit. 😂

      • A new and somewhat lucrative career awaits RTCP 😂

        I forgot to mention the perks!!

        Self employed
        Choose your own hours
        On the job training given
        Decide your own area to work from
        No boss breathing down your back
        No targets
        Tax efficient
        Can’t get sacked or made
        Redundant
        Low overheads
        Expanding industry
        New customers every day
        No ceiling on earnings

  7. Any cunters here ever try getting drunk off those liqueur chocolates? I got little more then half a box and I was thinking of cutting up the cunts and removing the liquid crap and separate it from the chocolate (don’t care much for a sore stomach from all that fucking chocolate is what I’m saying)

    I’ll just make shots from the liquid don’t think theres much alcohol in the chocolate anyway

      • When I was a child, I remember my aunty had a box of liquor chocolates shaped like bottles of what the grownups drank. I didn’t know at the time what the word liquor meant. I just saw the word chocolate, my eyes lit up. I think I ate half of them then was sick shortly after.
        I wonder if there’ll be non alcoholic chocolate ones. More precisely little chocolates filled with fizzy drinks shaped like cans. Tizer, vimto, cola etc.

    • Morning TitS (or whatever the time is in your neck of the woods).
      If it’s alcohol you’re after you’d be better off drinking a bottle of Listerine™

      • Morning Ruff tuff 4:17 am here, yeah I know I’m a early riser or should I say insomnic sleeper I’m lucky to get 3 hours a night

        I cut up a bunch of these cherry liqueur cunts and put it in a shotglass it filled half way and I mixed half a shot of gin in it so I can slam it.

        The syrup was too thick otherwise I wouldn’t me able to drink it. It was too much effort to cut these up with a knife an scoop out the goo so i stopped at 7 I’m drinking a aloha wallbanger and a whisky eggnog too but I wanted to make use of this shit and I’ve had alcohol on my mind for the last two weeks an was curious how it would turn out. Listerine eh? A poor mans creme de menthe basically…

  8. I saw a fat foreign looking fucker the other day, sitting down with a cardboard sign saying “Cold and hungry”.
    The cunt had enough blubber to feed off and insulate him.

      • A lot of beggars have a card with ‘Homeless and Hungary’. How are the cunts ever going to get a job with speling lik that?

      • Ha! ha! Quislings.
        Defo hungry as I glared at him trying to restrain myself from giving him a kick.
        I think the Elizabethans had the right idea of whipping “Sturdy Beggars” out of town.

    • I observe the same. Some overweight bloke or shelia wearing good gear, yammering on a mobile, with a fancy fag end balanced on their lower lip. Not exactly doing it tough. They continue to get fuck all from me, the lazy cunts.

  9. I have/ had a rather unique wardrobe going for practicality not looks.
    Staying at the Royal in Bath I was rather shocked at the threat of a £100 fine should I smoke in my equally expensive room so I would put on my boots, jeans and Coat, go out down stairs and smoke on the pavement.
    On one occasion a well dressed chap (a commuter I supposed) sided up to me and asked me if he could have a cigarette, he wore a nice top coat, clean jeans and timberland boots, all rather presentable.
    He accepted the cigarette and said “I am homeless too” .
    Well that was the last day of my Carhart coat, the model had been discontinued for some years but it was an item of clothing that just kept giving, admittedly a little tatty in places, but after that comment it was destined to the bin.
    However it did explain why shop staff had always been so attentive to me.
    Fucking well dressed homeless people, why cant they wear rags and ring bells like the good old days.

    • Great story. A similar thing happened to me. I was sitting at a bus stop when this young black girl came along. I don’t know if she was pregnant or just fat but my guess would be preggers. “Hello” she said, with a big smile on her face. Then she clocked me under the light, said “Oh, you ain’t got no fucking money” and fucked off.
      Fucking saucy bitch. I wonder what her sob story would have been?

  10. You should be wary of anyone (beggar or otherwise) carrying/using a tablet or laptop or even a smartphone while you’re standing at a ATM.

    More often than not they are using a piece of well-known software (if you know where to look on Tor) & a small hardware antennae that fits into a USB, that scans your debit/credit cards as you put it into the machine, and it then logs your card number, your 3 digit security code on the back, and your pin number. And from there they can clone a card and you’re subsequently fucked.

    These scanning devices only have a range of about 10 meters, so you might see them parked car as close to the ATM as possible. That way you can’t see what they’re doing, but its easy pickings for them!

  11. They should have their phones taken from them and given to a proper person. Or better still, stamped on in front of them.

  12. It’s the beggars who claim to be ex-military and aren’t that really piss me off. Sitting there with a cardboard sign with a load of bollocks about Iraq or Afghanistan, but can’t actually tell you any of the units they served with. Bullshitting cunts.

  14. I was walking through Swansea once, and within a hundred yards I was ‘Beeg eshoood’ three times. When I was done by the third iron curtain cousin, I muttered under my breath ‘fuck off’. The cunt heard me, so he started bellowing ‘what is this fuck off?’, trying to humiliate me, as it was packed with shoppers. ‘It means FUCK OFF’ I replied, not wanting to inconvenience this fine gentleman doing his job. Cunt.
    There has been much in the news about a Swedish record producer being executed by gunmen on his doorstep in a posh part of London. It turns out that he is of Albanian heritage, and used to be a proper crim. Remember the mantra, diversity is our strength…..

  15. Odd how many of these indolent cunts can afford to have a well-fed looking pitbull or similar sat next to them in the quest to part idiots from their cash, in an obvious ploy to appeal to the types who would have more sympathy for the animal than the owner (of which I am one). Saw a woman go to one of our Bostongrad locals the other day – not with cash but with a carrier bag full of tins of Winalot for the dog! He went off on one at the poor cow, saying he needed cash to live! Hilarious

  16. It always makes me laugh when you see some shifty looking cunt parked on the pavement with a Costa cup in front of him, muttering into his hoody. Here’s got his fucking mobile in there of course, but he’s trying to hide the fact that he’s got one. Probably talking to his Bulgarian gang master.

  17. If they have a mobile phone surely they can use it to order a pizza or book a hotel room . I read a report that people in Wolverhampton are the most generous (gullible) and pseudo beggars make their way down from Nottingham, Manchester etc because they can earn more money from the saps round ere. We need the human equivalent of a dog catcher who rounds them up and gives them an eternal kip.

  19. On the train last week an Eastern European woman was handing out packets of Kleenex. Presumptuous bitch, I had no intention of wanking over her.

    • They don’t even bother selling stuff where I live. Just wander up the aisle begging. Sometimes they stink so much I’m tempted but so far I just tell ’em to piss off.

  20. I was going to cunt beggars a little while ago but couldn’t be arsed. Anyway less than 20% of cunts arrested for begging are even homeless:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33729766

    Now THIS guy in Torquay is an absolute civic-minded hero: Ashley Sims photographed beggars in his town, cross referenced the faces with a homeless charity and found most of them were not homeless. He confronted them and threatened to report them to get their jobseekers benefits stopped and cleaned up the streets of this drug-taking profiteering lying human filth.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5457441/Gangs-professional-beggars-driven-town.html

    Why the fuck the authorities aren’t doing this very simple task themselves and it’s left to local people to police these cunts, naturally with strong criticism from the loony Leftists who cry discrimination & dehumanization! Fuck knows!!

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