Adblock blocking Websites

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Websites that don’t like you using adblock….

Yes I’m using an ad blocker as I don’t want to see your shit videos and adverts. If you pop up with a warning, or ask me not to, I’m just not going to bother visiting your fucking site. Don’t even get me started on websites that have videos that autoload when you’re trying to read an article, or those begging ads that pop up on Wikipedia every five seconds from the owner.

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58 thoughts on “Adblock blocking Websites”

  1. The daily newspapers are the biggest offenders of autoload. I was reading something on Monday and I had to give up because on came the decrepit pleading voice of old Steptoe urging reporters to share his “chips for the many”

    Insincere cunt.

  2. I do the same, just leave if one of those pops up. Always found that even if you follow the laborious instructions to disable it never works anyway

  3. I actually own a web company, I’ve been in the business since it began, and I’ll tell you this for nothing, the ‘adternet’ is one massive black hole of a cunt. Bastard thing making me wait 5 seconds to watch my porn. It all adds up you know!

    Good morning.

  4. It’s the sheer unsuitability of the ads that gets me….blow-up dolls,extraordinary marital aids, unprescribed pills for STDs…I don’t know why these fucking egg-head computer types and advertisers can’t find a way to target their products instead of inflicting such products on upstanding members of the community.

    It’s a fucking disgrace.

    • Why is it every time I try and book Pauline a hairdo I keep getting all this stuff about Thai brides and Russian escorts?

      Something should be done to stop this disgusting stuff. It’s corrupting the youngsters I’m worried about… I think I’ll bring it up in the Lords when I pop in for my £300 later today.

  5. PCs and laptops can generally cope with pop-ups; but its when you’re trying to watch/read something on your phone/tablet that it all goes to shit.

    Adblock, and its derivatives, are pretty good at blocking out the worst offenders, but there are some sites where you’re forced to disable such things in order to read their shit; and with it all those fucking pop-ups.

    Oh, and don’t get me started on those “We value for your privacy” popups where you have to accept or decline their intrusive cookies – which either way will mean cookies will infest your browser history amongst other things and will try to work out what sites you visit so as to find appropriate ads to bombard you with next time round.

    Fuck off!

    • Not got ad block, but anything where I have to consent, log in, register?
      Just fuck it off.
      Dont trust technology, dont trust people who want to compile my data or profile me.
      Jog on you sneaky fuckers, not worth giving you the information just so I can read about a midget eaten by a crocodile.

      Obviously we researched your request, the most likely search being Pygmy eaten by a crocodile, Unfortunately they are nimble little fuckers and our search was futile but we did find this if you are interested.

      https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/9/photo-in-the-news-python-bursts-after-eating-gator-update/

      • Morning Admin, yes i am interested!
        Serves the greedy bleeder right.
        Pythons are a invasive species effecting the delicate balance ot the everglades eco system,
        Preying on native species.
        Sound a bit like little Greta dont I?😀
        But any news story involving animal attacks or dwarves/midgets holds my interest.👍

        Omnivores beating up carnivores?
        https://youtu.be/Hr55S7SqpwM

        May I suggest not using “midgets being eaten” as a search thread, the results were not quite what I expected

      • I like snakes too Cuntan, but i like snakes like i like people….in their own countries.

      • Yeah more on about yanks letting pet pythons go in Florida, devastating the natural wildlife, not couple of little corn snakes.
        Pythons grow fuckin massive.

    • Cookies will not infest your browser if you ask it not to store them – Firefox certainly allows this. Adblock is essential these days, I think: NoScript is also useful, while mildly irritating because virtually every site uses Javascript, particularly for form-filling and page redirection – you can whitelist safe sites you might revisit.

      Some insolent cunt sites will inform you that you are using an ad blocker and you should turn it off to appreciate the beauty of their cunt ads. These sites are better left immediately – hopefully this will show up in their traffic stats.

      The ‘we value your privacy…’ popup is a consequence of recent EU(!) legislation which requires the site to inform you that it will set cookies if you agree. Not always observed, and more annoyingly some foreign sites can’t be loaded because they don’t comply. If you have cookie storage disabled, you’ll have lost their cookies the next time you boot up, so no worries. Worst of all are the sites which present you with a long checklist list of things they would like to do with your data, some of them pretty damn intrusive. It’s a good idea to read these before hitting ‘Agree’

  6. Even our esteemed IsAC site won’t let you comment unless you accept cookies.

    Coming up 3 years I’ve been on here and not so much as a single fucking biscuit off ’em…

    Night Admin eats them all. 😥

  7. Incidentally, @Admin, immediately following a cunting of mixed-race adverts, we have a decidedly ethnic headline pic. You trying to be funny?
    Yours disgustedly
    Col. EDP Hitler, Tunbridge Wells

    The secrets of Admin, Well there are many of us and we all do our own thing and tend our own departments, whilst I sit here I can see there is another admin running round notching up the posts and putting them in the archives, then archive admin will set them up to publish as and when, later I will piss off home and night admin will come in and leave spunky tissues in my draw (which he thinks is hilarious)

  8. I use Ublock origin. Been effective so far with the exception of these cunt websites.

  9. The WORST of the lot is the DAILY FUCKING MAIL, and no, that’s not a porn site.

    Takes an age to load, adverts all round the edges, another fucking banner obscuring the headlines, another if the cunts at the bottom, but THE WORSE are the fucking cunt “auto-loading” videos, that are usually NOTHING to do with what I’m reading, slow the whole shebang to a crawl, especially on my phone AND cover up what I’m trying to read.

    Then of course instead of the important stuff such as what that cunt Corbyn is proposing to fuck us proles with, or the latest Islamic outrage without mentioning the religion of death, we have to run the gamut of dozens of snippets of completely TRIVIAL SHITE and cuntritude, about Meghan Markle’s fucking BUMP, Prince Andrew being a cunt, endless crap about what foods give you cancer/diabetes/obesity today and the opinions of “experts” whose income depends on headline grabbing shit that will be the opposite tomorrow.

    Then of course, we get the side column of “celebrity” bollocks, whose dress is stunning, pictures of some nobody’s latest fucking tattoo or snot-hanger-nose-ring, presumably to divert our cud-chewing brains from real news such as Christians being murdered in Crapistan or Egypt or that bastion of rectitude and probity, Nigeria, and instead it’s wall to wall, Kardashians, Lilly fucking Allen and other celebrity shitehounds wagging their fingers at us for our “carbon footprint” for cooking fucking dinner, while the cunts like Emma Nostrils Thompson and that baby-faced cunt Leonardo de-Crappio et al burn more fuel than the Royal Navy jetting around the world lecturing us prole cunts.

    Let’s not forget the acres of the bogus climate shit with poster child St Greta Høwdäreyöu of Schittbückett’s face staring out at us, the human shield for her ghastly parents and other “green” cunts wanting to drag us back to the stone age and mass starvation.

    Let’s not forget the thinly disguised adverts posing as articles about the best mince pies or other seasonal trivia and of course as much as possible about the latest in the series of Star Wars. I’ve lost count of the remakes, permutations and incarnations of this pile of wank-in-space, what’s the latest StarWars Attack of the Shits or whatever where Luke finds out he’s not only the bastard stepson of Yoda, but the telltale is the hereditary IBS, May the farts be with you…. And this bollocks is presented as news.

    And then after a search with a magnifying glass, something of importance, 3/4 way down the homepage but by that time with the pop-ups and videos starting up all over the shop, covering what I want to read, I give up and close the fucker and try the marginally better Daily Express. Anything with a paywall can fuck off.

    It’s got to a stage where if Littlejohn hadn’t got a column, I go elsewhere, such as The Algemeiner or Breitbart, Rebel Media, The Blaze sites, in fact anywhere that may actually have some real news, not the bowdlerised, selective, insulting CRAP peddled by our “mainstream” supposedly “free” press. CUNTS, the lot of them.

    • I agree with the Daily Mail website, I used to visit it on occasion as it was one of the very few Brexit supporting media outlets. However, it has gone to shite and is now inaccessible and seems to have coincided with Remainer cunt Geordie Greig taking over as editor. Not surprisingly, it’s pro-Brexit stance has softened also.

    • I was going to do a cunting on this, but you’ve done such a superb job, I’ll save it for another day. Th cunting Mail is one of the few places where they report on the shit that pikeys get up to, as unless they murder a copper, everything else they goes unreported, especially as far as the beeb go. It’s also fun reading the comments, especially the lefty cunts goading the Brexiteers, who are obviously paid to use multiple accounts to sneer at anyone right of Stalin., and the barely literate Russian twats trying to publicly suck off Putin. Cunts, the lot of them.

      • The fact you are visiting the Daily Mail website proves you are a cunt and deserve the tracking and malware they dish out

  10. YouTube has gone the same way. A 10 minute video will have at least 2 intrusive adverts forced in your face. Don’t Google make enough money already?! The only reason I still use YouTube is because almost everyone still uploads useful videos and songs onto it.
    There’s a reason why I’ve stopped watching TV. It’s so that my viewing experience isn’t interrupted with unskippable adverts!!

    • Methinks sir, you gave incorrectly described the pile of wank the 190 channels of repeats, offset repeats and sales channels peddled as TV.

      The correct description is, a stream of repetitious adverts punctuated with a smattering of programming repeated more often than the fucking adverts.

  11. How does ISAC website stay working? I mean I don’t see any adverts, or links to ISAC merchandise available to buy.

    Admin do a lucrative side line in human organ trafficking, ever wonder what happens to the people who disappear off the site? (don’t worry we single out the young ones)

    • With all of the transitioning crap going on, you have a surfeit of cunts for transplanting.

    • Just putting it out there – I’d definitely buy ISAC merchandise if it was available.

      • There you go admin, nice sideline,
        Customer base already set up!
        T shirts, mugs, baseball caps, badges stickers, hot pants.
        Anyone wanting ISAC vouchers let me know.

      • Yeh i can see that going well walking about with an isac tshirt fine /but what about if it had a photo on E.g flabbopotamyhugearse and all the comments on it!on the t shirt!mind u in this day&age would sell out quick

      • Obviously a Jewish website. Abraham, ISAC & Jacob. OY vey z’meer, my gribbenehs are killing me

    • A bike jacket with

      IS
      A
      CUNT

      on the back to save the cunts I cut up having to think of a riposte, would be good. Make it so, please.

      • Put me down for one of them as well. Ps what is it with some twats on bikes now that wear those fake police-style jackets? Fluoro yellow with “POLITE” written on the back? Cunts

      • Utter cunts, agree. Haven’t seen any round here though. The ISAC jacket would sell well, where I live. Are we talking crap Korean 125’s here, or (sorry if this is offensive) Africa Twins?

      • On one of my first teaching practices, I came across this 15 year old dyslexic cunt who had painted “Hells Angles” on the back of his leather jacket.

      • Haha thanks Admin!
        Seen few of those before, my mates a tattooist, and in the back office has a board with bad tattoos on, some of these!
        Advise any cunters thinking of a tattoo,
        Check out the tattooist!
        Range from truly talented artists to this sort of shite!

      • That reminds me of the French Impressionist who joined the Paris chapter…Born-To-Lose-Lautrec.

        I’ve been Nish Komodo and you’ve been great….

      • Anybody got the bottle to get an ISAC tattoo then?? Pictures or it didn’t happen, as cunts like to say

      • To my shame I remember having a leather jacket with a brilliant hand painted who design on it (from join together live album), cool as fuck; only trouble was I was riding an MZ125 2 stroke on L-plates at the time….:(

      • Probably went faster and further than the Dnieper I once owned. But the dog liked the sidecar.

      • ‘kin ‘ell Komodo that brings back memories of our erstwhile bass player who’s gig transport was a Ural Cossack 650 combo! Even had reverse as IIRC.

      • ‘Kin ‘ell Komodo, that brings back memories of our erstwhile bass player whose gig transport was a Ural Cossack 650. Fucking thing; even had reverse IIRC!

      • Yep. The Dnepr was the horror after the Ural – exactly the same unit with the sidecar machine-gun bracket removed, a 1939 BMW made out of agricultural machinery. But the reverse gear surprised a lot of drivers on single-track roads…the thing certainly had charm, as well as self-disintegrating spokes, unsynchronisable carbs which were no improvement on a wick and a weird distributor which tracked across in wet weather . This last could be fixed by scraping out the charcoal and replacing it with Turtle Wax, however. Loved it, actually. Love is blind.

  12. Thank heavens for GDPR and the EU for implementing it …. oh hang on …

    Oh well if you can’t concede the EU has done some good you’re clearly a cunt.

  13. On the subject of IsAC merchandise – I’d happily sport a T-Shirt emblazoned with
    “Is A Cunt.com – The truth is on there”

    In fact, I’ve still got some inkjet T-Shirt transfer material – might go print one ready for xmas

    • I’m in. Crossed my mind fleetingly a month or so back about some ISAC merch. Gotta be a bottle opener in the catalogue of course. Crimbo cards natch as we all so enjoy the festive season don’t we, valentine cards would go like hot cakes I’m sure for all the cunters who’ve ended up hitched to some glutinous sea hag. keyrings are always a steady seller as low profile way of showing you’re a practiced Cunter. A set of ISAC ‘knucks’ would appeal to the pugilistic sort and would avert the possibility of being taken for a cunt. Your collector’s editionhaving “I-S-A-C” embossed in a reversed raised font, sure to leave a lasting impression. And I’d be a sucker for a nice big ‘cunty’ mug fer me tea. Drink gallons of the stuff me.

      • A mate once gave me a Homer Simpson bottle-opener which said “Beer!” when you used it. Shouldn’t be too hard to invent one that says “Cunt!”, I imagine.

  14. Good cuntin’

    All adverts are served by third parties on every website, this is the number 1 source of SQL injection of malware, not too mention many third party ad providers are scammers anyway.
    Always use an adblock and always use no/script, if the website will not function they can go fuck themselves.

    Would you fuck a whore without a condom? Then don’t browse the web allowing ads and scripting!

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