A Steve Coogan, carbon footprint-sized cunting for this Extinction Rebellion bellend.

He looks and sounds exactly as you would expect. Never kissed a girl, or had more than one pint of lager without needing his stomach pumped. Unlike his arse, which is probably pumped with his 12-inch dildo on a regular basis while he looks at pictures of Stalin.

Anyway, this cunt was just interviewed on the BBC about his group disrupting the country, which culminated in a glorious kicking of two idiots at a tube station.

For once, a journalist at the BBC asked a decent question when he said, “But these commuters are helping the environment by using public transport. Surely you should be supporting people lowering their carbon footprint?”

Do you know how this bellend responded? With a straight face and everything, by the way.

He said that these protests are nothing to do with reducing carbon footprints. It’s about disrupting businesses, the economy and our day to day lives. That’s what those signs mean that say “Business as usual” (the cunt who got dragged off the train had one of these signs). He admitted to his own (and others in his group’s) hypocrisy in having a large carbon footprint, but that modern life (i.e. going to work and using electricity) hampers them from having a smaller carbon footprint. So you see, it’s the ‘government’s fault’ that they own a petrol guzzling sports car (Coogan) or travel by plane to their regular skiing holidays (one of the leaders of ER was outed for this recently). What utter shite!

He also said that these protests will continue today (good luck..I hope you all get the shit kicked out of you all fucking day).

In conclusion, it seems these cunts are just trying to destroy the economy. Like revolutionary Marxists are wont to do.

Drop them off in Pyongyang with tattoos on their foreheads that say “Kim Jong-Un is a dumb, fat ugly cunt who’s probably a bit gay”.

Let’s see how much they like communism then.

Fuck off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt