Xavier Bettel

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Emergency cunting for Xavier Bettel, Prime Minister of Luxembourg, who tried to set Boris Johnson up today by scheduling an outdoor press conference in front of over 100 noisy jeering pro-EU, anti-Brexit ‘protesters’.

Boris politely asked to have the conference moved indoors – no chance came the reply, that would spoil our cunting plan to humiliate you and make you look like a cunt.

Boris told him to shove his press conference up his reeking arse and promptly fucked off:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyL6thXi15k

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

95 thoughts on “Xavier Bettel”

  1. Boris Johnson says EU has had ‘bellyful’ of Brexit process.

    Really? They drew up a ridiculous treaty from day one, have refused to budge and have said no to any changes. Fucking Easy just to say no, fuck off and come back when we can tell you to fuck off again. And again. And again.

    It’s us cunts in the UK that have had a bellyful Boris. You’re a useless cunt. We all know you are going to give in. Always knew you would. Mind you would have been nice to have more supporters of this great country onside.

    Bossed about by everyone in Europe. Those in charge of this once great nation should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

    And what is so bad about the Brexit Party? Why the fuck cant you enter into a sensible pact with them?

    Three and a half years for fuck all.

    This country couldn’t organize a fart in a curry eating contest.

    Daft pillock Boris. But better than Mavis.

    • 100% correct amundo as the Fonz would say. Mavis wanted to fuck us up the arse good and proper …… Boris just wants to use a little lube. Outcome the same.
      No deal is the only sane option now but I doubt we will get that. Too many cunts in our Parliament – end of.

    • Call me an insane optimist – it will be the first time anyone has done so – but Boris can’t be seen as allying with TBP at this stage, because the Euro-media will instantly play the King of Dictatorships card along with the Ace of Race if he does. I think they will come to an arrangement at the absolute last moment before a GE and not before. And minimise the publicity it gets.

      • It will almost certainly be done unofficially.

        If Farage has any sense he will concentrate on challenging Tory remainers standing for re-election in Leave voting seats.

        I live in a marginal Con /Lab constituency that voted Leave in 2016. We currently have a strongly Remain Labour MP with a majority of less than 900.

        The Tory challenger is a committed Leaver. If TBP stands they will split the Leave vote and the Labour remoaner will be returned with a comfortable majority.

      • Yes, that’s the best route for Farage. But with a candidate nominated for every seat, he’s done what he can to fuck the Tory vote where there are slim majorities, whatever their Leaver content. He’s got considerable leverage, and Boris no doubt realises this. Anything in the public domain at the moment is purely for the public domain!

        OTOH, it is now more than ever in Boris’s interest to get the issue out of the way before a GE, and minimise the threat from TBP, which will then be a single-issue party without a live issue.

        Over to the Supreme Court (founder, AC Blair)…

  2. As a bit of “light” relief…

    I heard The Pigfucker apologising rather a lot.

    I remain unconvinced; certainly not convinced enough to buy the oft-pedalled book.

  3. Wait until after Xmas and the Pigfucker’s book will be on the remainder shelf (Oh the irony) for £1.49. Offer them 99p and they’ll snatch your fucking hand off. Cheaper than bog paper……..not as comfortable, but far more satisfying.

  6. Since when was Trumpton a big hitter in the EU?
    Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Cunt…

  7. The EU certainly likes its slaves to be obedient. We have been gutted and gelded. Maybe the shackles will never come off.

  8. Can’t wait until the squareheads invade these fucking morons again, like they did in 1914 and 1940.

    [phone in No. 10 rings]
    BoJo: Hello?
    Bettel: (crying) The fucking Jerries have invaded us again. Help!!
    BoJo: Who’s this?
    Bettel: Xavier Bettel.
    BoJo: Who?
    Bettel: Xavier Bettel. You know, PM of Luxembourg.
    BoJo: Who?
    Bettel: Luxembourg.
    BoJo: Who?
    Bettel: Luxembourg. You know, your friends and allies.
    BoJo. Sorry old boy, I only know one Luxembourg. It’s that dreadful little shithole that Germany normally uses along with Belgium as a route to invade the Frogs. Went there once; it’s a fucking ghastly little toilet, the local chiefy wallah treated me like a cunt. Wanted to bomb the place flatter than a witche’s tit, but got talked out of it.
    Bettel: Yes, that’s us.
    BoJo: Get fucked you cunt.
    [puts phone down]

  9. Of course Bitter Bettel did this. Luxembourg is the biggest recipient of EU and therefore, UK funds of any other EU member state. Once we leave, the cash flow goes down somewhat. It’s hard to be civil when money you have to accept that you’ll be receiving less money that you haven’t earned. Still, it shows that the EU, and many of the ‘leaders’ of member states have no respect for the UK and just see us a cash cow. It also proves that the EU has absolutely no respect for democracy. If I were PM, I would have said to Bitter Bettel later on, “well done, dickhead. You’ve just cost your shitty little principality, you’re ink blot on the map, a trade deal. And furthermore, I’ll be advising British holiday makers not to come here”. That’d really put the wind up him.

    • Quite so QDM. Luxembourg has the most to lose of all member states.

      Luxembourg receives €2,400 Net per capita from the EU – way more than Lithuania, the next highest recipient, which receives €400 per capita.

      Without our annual £10 billion net membership contributions or the £39 billion down payment under May’s vassal state treaty, they’re fucked.

  10. Xavier Bettle is an anagram too btw of Laxative Tree. It’s downright spooky sometimes.

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