Dead Pool (142)

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Congratulations to rhe Duke of Cuntshire who scores his. first hit by predicting that arch dictator cunt Robert Mugabe would be the next cunt to shuffle of the mortal coil.

The rampant racist cunt ruthlessly stole farms from white farmers, converting his country from the bread basket of Africa to the basket case of Africa. His reign of terror ensured he won elections even when he lost. In short, the world is a better place without him.

On to Deadpool 142

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

108 thoughts on “Dead Pool (142)”

    • I just hope it fucking hurt.Glad the evil old cunt is finally died.It is my birthday tomorrow so I see this as an early birthday present.

  2. Finally the old and much nominated cunt croaks. Bastatard cunts the lot orf you. All me best noms nicked.

    Giscard D’Estaing
    Barry Manilow
    Roy Hudd
    Nicholas Soames
    Honor Blackman

  5. Kirk Douglas (I’m beginning to suspect Michael’s hiding his death, so he can continue collecting his dads pension)

    Carrie Lam (HK protestor’s petrol bomb)

    John Major (he’s already brain-dead)

    Angela Merkell (stroke at the thought of finally conquering Britain)

    Philip Schofield (wank asphyxia – suffocation whilst wanking to a pic of himself)

  6. Alan Delon.
    Salman Rushdie.
    Jane Seymour.
    Waylon Jennings.
    Vince Cable.

    Nice shot Duke. Of all the noms on here he was the most deserving. I hope Satan is shagging him up the arsehole right now.

  9. Ricky Tomlinson
    Robbie Williams (hopefully by falling into a pit of rusty needles)
    Syd Little
    Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Geezer Butler

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