The Sunday Times (2)

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The Sunday fucking Times

Have cunted this before for its smug Home Counties/London up it’s own arseness, but today (18/8) it has excelled.

It has decent opinion columns but has always pushed project fear in ‘News’ and Business. Today it devotes the front page and the first four inside pages to a leaked report which basically say we are all no-deal doomed. Doomed I tell you. We will starve, queue, sicken, go bankrupt and die. The channel ports are fucked (as usual, we don’t seem to have any others) Ireland will explode.

The report is codenamed ‘Yellowhammer’, and guess where it came from? Yes, correct – the Treasury, Whitehall etc.

Reporters pissed up in a London wine bar with civil servants no doubt. As usual.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

67 thoughts on “The Sunday Times (2)”

  1. Yes, leaving the EU will be nothing short of Armageddon. We will see the four horsemen of the Apocalypse riding down Whitehall. Oh FFS. We’ve been here before – when I were a nipper, we were all going to be wiped out by a nuclear holocaust. Five minutes to midnight on the doomsday clock! And remember the “Millenium Bug”.

    Fuck off you cunts.

  4. I’m going to buy the Times tomorrow as they have an 8 page special on Charlotte’s first day at school.

      • They could actually leave one under the House of Cunts snd do us all a favour. I might even be converted if they did that.

      • They prefer to murder women and children than powerful people with security. Funny how the only peaceful to attack Westminster was a white muslim convert – no matter the circumstance we always outdo those sand-devil cunts.

    • Apparently she was “very happy” bless her as the headmistress curtsied to her – no danger she is going to get dragged by the pigtails to the shithouse and have her regal head pushed down the bog.

  5. Yeah, the aforementioned pisshead cunts competing to see who can think up the most ridiculous bollocks and get mugs to believe it. After Sir Vincent and his Guinness shortage and foreign dancers not being allowed on “Strictly Cunts” it is a bit of a challenge.
    How about Katie Price not being allowed to go to Turkey to look even more of a slag than she does now? Or I’m a Celebrity “ being cancelled? I can’t see what Brexit could possibly have to do with either of those things but does that matter? If you truly believe that all leave voters are just morons, with the brains of chimpanzees, they’ll swallow anything won’t they?
    It’s not about Brexit anymore it’s about class.

    • I think it has always been about class – the plebs decided they had enough bollocks from the Establishment. So, the Establishment just fucking ignore them.

  7. Interestingly I heard a fella interviewed on the radio this morning, he was saying the Germans are also having their own project fear, many meds sold in Europe are produced in the UK and the Germans are being told there will be a shortage of some medications after a no deal breixt, the Germans are told we are flooded by commonwealth migrants (some truth there, but ffs look what Merky has done to Germany).

    Another fella interviewed was from a German media company, he was honest and pointed out the average German viewed brexit widely differently from the opinions presented in the German media.

    The EU is deviously smart, although it wants to rule us all and present a united europe to the outside world it’s done an admirable job of keeping each nation in a media silo that prevents the pleb majority from knowing or understanding the big picture accross the EU. The majority of the media is united in presenting the EU fairy tale to each member nation. It’s noticeable that MSM are engaged in a massive push to shut down and de-platform alternative media, FB, Twitter and the like engaging in shadow banning contributors.

    The mass media and the political class are fucking us hard up the arse as ever, they just abandoned the lubrication.

    • Bayer Parmaceuticals main products are blood clotting and contraception drugs.
      With no longer being able to access these from Germany, it is expected that we will become an overpopulated island of little bleeders.
      Well, we’re halfway there already.

    • You make a very good point there, SV, and there are loads of other, similar news stories we NEVER get to read In Blightly.

      It looks like you’re already familiar, 🐩🐕🐩🐕🐩🐕🤮, but for the benefit of those many IsAC-ers fluent in European languages, I’d recommend The Local. It’s always useful to know what the enemy is thinking.

      Most mornings, I have a look at the German, Austrian, French and Swiss sites before my Corn Flakes. I don’t speak Spanish or Italian, and Scandinavia is a bit inconsequential, so I don’t bother with those versions.

      The Sunday Times, however, is a bag of shite, and has been since the Seventies. I used to enjoy fantasising over the sexually provocative adverts in those early “colour supplements” featuring attractive women… but that was when I was about eight.

  8. Did you know there is some clever cunt running a “Brexit Survival Course”? 299 notes for a weekend learning about starting fires with a piece of flint, building a bivvy with branches and leaves, catching rabbits with a reel of cotton and drinking from puddles. He can also bung you a “survival kit” for another 200 of your rapidly worthless drinking vouchers.
    Fucking middle class wankers, with too many credit cards, who are terrified of the dreadful oiks.

    • Fair play to the cunt. If wankers are stupid enough to place so little value on their cash they may as well be parted from it in favour of someone who might use it wisely.

    • I have to say that is very entrepreneurial of Mr Fiddler in these uncertain times. Maybe he’ll release the hounds for good measure for when our cities are overrun with packs of wild dogs.

      • Perhaps it’s a trap to lure metropolitan remainiacs into the great outdoors and leave the cunts for dead limping around trying to locate the M25.

    • He will probably have little Greta giving talks on how to shit in a tiny bucket and what to do with it. At the very least it could be used as eye shadow for the old harridans like Soubry, Sugartits and Jess Phillips.

  9. The most absurd Project Fear story I heard came from Wireless 4 when The World At One visited Northern Island, and talking to a dairy farmer, the hysterical presenter Mark Mardell, a real EU cocksucker squealed out “we could have no milk!” – yes of course,the cows are all remainers and would strike and not produce any. He sounded as if he had pissed himself – I am sure the stupid twat believes half the crap he talks.

    As regards the leak to the Sunday Times, with what we now know you can be sure that the demented old woman Phillip Hammond was the source of that leak, the shifty cunt.

  10. Yeah, i’m not slagging the survivalist geezer off. He sees a bunch of muggy cunts and takes their money off them. He is an entrepreneur, exploiting their basic fears and selling them an ideology and redemption. Just like a priest, a rabbi or an imam. Same fucking thing as far as I can see.

  11. On this specific item Cuntstable I agree with you. I too read that ridiculous 5 pages of completely unchallenged bollocks. It contained around 20 main Fear Categories and only two of them remotely affect most of us.
    The drugs issue only relates to the problem of rare and perishable specialist medicines prescribed to miniscule numbers of us (which will in this eventuality be airfreighted). Anybody would think that our own GlaxoSmithKline, Boots, ICI or Ineos weren’t world leading industries! As for “delays at Dover” well pardon me won’t it be EU-bound vehicles only ? How would inwards carriage of our ‘vital food supplies’ be caught if we’re not imposing tariffs?
    I’m glad you recognise the Opinion pages are sound – there aren’t many better journos than Rod Liddle, Camilla Long, Dominic Lawson and even that numpty Clarkey is the humorously acceptable face of Remain and not the usual strident femstazi cunt you get in the Observer (eg Polly Toyntwat or Owen Jones)

  13. Fuel shortages, I will have to dig my ration book out of the attic!
    Food shortages, about time the overweight cunts in the UK went on a diet
    Medicine shortage, I think we have this already without brexit.

    Fuck off project fear!
    CUNTS

  14. When I wrote this I hadn’t realised whence it was leaked. It seems to have come from Hammond and his strictly impartial civil servants.
    I also saw tonight another fucking hysterical, unhinged remoaner with a megaphone being interviewed. Dr somefucker who says we are all going to die. He just happened to be outside parliament. I wonder where he lives? Sunderland? Birmingham? Lincoln? Who knows but the BBC lapped the fucker up.
    And from this week’s coverage I would say That R4 Today is now edited by whoever leads the LibunDems.

      • Indeed he is Cuntstable – Dr Nichol. He was equally agitated on the radio this afternoon. Said he was on his way to borrow that cunt’s megaphone outside Parliament to shout at Rees-Mogg…

  15. Heard Boris’s speech on the radio. I’ve never heard such a stumbling, bungling performance from any politician. Asked if he would ask the EU for an extension he said “I’d rather be dead in a ditch.”
    That’s pretty unequivocal by any cunt’s standards. Combine that with Moggy having a pop at that Doctor wanker and the remoaner media have had a field day today. Maybe these cunts have a cunning plan but I can’t see it. If Boris gets us out on WTO rules on OCTOBER 31st I will hunt him down and stick my tongue up his bumhole. As you can imagine I don’t expect to have to fulfill that pledge.
    In the meantime………Sir Nigel is our only hope!

    • You’re more likely to need to hunt him down and stick a grenade up his bumhole. Brexit is never going to happen and I reckon we all know it.

    • Saw that hopeless presentation by Johnson live on TV this afternoon.

      Bumbling incoherent performance, and to cap it all a female police officer fainted right behind him mid speech! After finishing he walked off without asking her how she was… not a good look at all.

      • She’s the fucking Force!? She’s all that stands between us and machete-wielding Somali animals and she can’t even stand up for a period of time without succumbing to the exertion!? Should be sacked on the fucking spot, but no doubt she’ll fly up the promotion ladder and be a poster girl for diversity and inclusion, give me fucking strength.

    • “I will hunt him down and stick my tongue up his bumhole.”
      Now that I’d like to see – a frog gathering flies from a toad’s arsehole.

  16. Boris also stated that he would lie in front of the bulldozers to stop Heathrow’s expansion. Hmm.

  17. What is so fucking hard about running a country. Surely it’s exactly the same as running a small company. Take your pick… Butchers, bakers, candle stick makers. If you give your product away you don’t make any money and you go bust. It’s not viable to even get your regular customers to pay higher prices to give your stock to the scrounging FUCKING dogs. I blame Brexit. Fuck off.

  18. Catweazle must be pissing himself laughing tonight. Tucking into his vegan dinner and quaffing his rhubarb wine.
    He didn’t have to do a thing…. the Tories have fucked themselves up the arse today. They’re fucking finished.

    • I have to laugh now at every clip they show of McDonnell who premises everything he says by saying “Jeremy is saying.”
      Is he fuck. The fuckin’ geriatric cunt has nothing to say.
      It’s basically Ray Alan operating Lord Charles levers.

    • As I posted back in June:

      “Boris is a fucking disaster, he’ll be destroyed at PMQs, Corbyn will be in Downing Street by Christmas… or ‘The Holiday Season’ as the Commie useful idiot cunt no doubt calls it.”

      Well on track for full vindication.

  19. Talking of vegans..Cilla Carden in Australia just took her neighbours to the Supreme court over them having bbqs in the garden!
    Common sense Cilla said it made her a prisoner in her home due to the smell of cooked meat.
    Supreme court in OZ must still have some common sense as they fucked her off.
    Now theres a bbq for cilla planned with thousands due to attend and have a mass bbq at Cillas, and shes back consulting her lawyers.
    What a rotter.

    • Yeah, the snobby vegan bitch also whined about them smoking in their back garden. Oooooh!……. fucking disgraceful!
      The moany slag should come over here. Try complaining about your neighbours when they are peacefuls, effnicks, poofs, trannies, pikeys and remoaners.
      You’ll end up in the nick for hate crime. Stupid whore.

      • Vegans are way down the hierarchy of victimhood. If she was a peaceful and it was Ramadamadingdong it would be abuse of human rights and maybe a nice bit of compo too.

      • Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but…….the lady is a vegan and therefore a save the planet spastic and a big fan of Saint Greta of Thundercunt.
        She is also a wimminz so surely that pushes her up the libtard hierarchy? Still, we’re talking about Oz so what the fuck do I know?

      • Smoking nazi too!
        I don’t smoke anymore, 2yrs, but dont begrudge others, occasionally ill smell someone’s smoking and think “nice!”
        But now 20fags is price of a tank of diesel Dont see many smokers anymore.
        This bitch hates anyone doing anything!
        Childrens laughter,
        Cats purring,
        Birds song
        Milkmans whistle
        This cunt objects!

  20. A quick cunting for the Underpants Grey superhero that is John fucking Major.

    Desperate to stay relevant and pretending selective memory dementia isn’t creeping in, he’s been let out of the care home again to protest about Dominic Cummings. The grey lothario, who only has eyes for Edwina, should be helped back into his bathtub and held under.

    Died with Tender, Loving Care in the Community.

    • As Victor Lewis-Smith once said, “rubber sheets and Kia-Ora”…

      Thank Dog “smell-o-vision” was never invented; sales of industrial-strength air-freshener would rocket.

  21. Call me an old cynic but I wonder if the contents of Yellowhammer were “accidentally” leaked by our good old civil service. Its about time our Prime Minister was given executive order powers like The President. A recession is coming, investment is lowering, construction and manufacturing dipping. All due to 600 odd selfish stupid bastards in the house of cunts. Most if not all have never had the shithouse experience of being low paid and out of work. While they dither and fuck about, Rome is burning if it wasn’t in the dying embers stage anyway. Fuck off you self serving, rancid corrupt cunts.

  22. Just watching the panorama program on the slave gangs in birmingham, run by romany polish cunts, what a fuckng racket.
    The case identified up to 160 ‘slaves’ , so costing us the tax payer a fortune to take the case through the courts (4 months). looking after the Slaves, translators, police …. what a fucking joke!
    When we leave the useless shit EU any workers comng in will be properly documented so this bullshit will be much more difficult.

    These fucking gypsy cunts were picking up ‘homeless’ in Poland and opening bank accounts in their names but all the cards were going to the traffickers address. They put the slaves to work through an agency and pocketed the wages.

    Get out of the EU, ending free movement will go a long way to stopping this shit!

  23. Completely off topic but just thought I’d mention the zero coverage in the UK of the straight pride march in Boston at the weekend, where poofs and trannies screamed obscenities such as ‘fuck off Nazis’ at the straight people taking part….

    • And there you have it, yet another sin that equals nazism in the little minds of the modern Left – being heterosexual is nazism. Couldn’t make this shit up. These cunts need a dose of Auschwitz to educate the poor fools.

      • Never had a problem with bummers and always used to stick up for their right to bum eachother despite the ridicule of some of my drinking mates. But this new breed of militant benders trying to push their shit on the world are testing my fucking patience.

  24. A quick cunting for John fucking Major who has complained about Johnson’s use of Dominic Cummings.

    Grey is the colour and Major is a cunt.

    Goodly night.

  25. Ian Blackford can Fuck Off and take Scotland with him .
    Whining Fat Cunt.
    I’m going to have to turn QT off, before I do myself a mischief.
    Thornpiggery and Fiona Bruce are Fucking Cunts too.
    Fuck Off and die, you filth.

  26. Fuckin Thornberry is a fucking fat lying bastard and That Bruce slag is boiling my fucking piss who does the skinny flat chested cunt think she is

    and don’t get me started on the libundem whore
    fuck me raging

      • I’d never heard of her until tonight .
        What a fucking pathetic specimen.
        Do us a favour and have an aneurysm.
        Get To Fuck.

      • Emily Thornybush has a vadge that stinks of rotting eggs. Make her the next leader of Labour.

      • If you had to guess her previous occupation……

        Yes, school teacher…… she is a complete twat.

    • Both those swivel eyed witches are cunts, Lady Sausage fingers almost put the Abbott to shame for her ridiculous notion of labour getting a deal only to vote against it. A special mention for that fat little Scots N@zi cunt. What an absolute fucking bellend. Fuck off, you annoying little single issue twat.

      • Have to admit, now that I’m resigned to Britain going to Hell in a handcart, I rather enjoyed last night’s Question Time.

        PS: Just heard Chuka Remoaner on the radio describe May’s EU dictated deal as a “hard Brexit” 😂

  27. Question Time… more impartial debate from the always fair Propaganda and Enlightenment section of the BBC. Josef, you ain’t got nothing on these cunts.

  28. I’m beginning to think that listening to people in Londonistan is vastly overrated and bad for my health.
    It’s quite possible they are all pathetic poofter cunts.
    Fuck off and die.

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