You will have never heard of him, I never had, and that’s because he’s just some bloke who’s blind. Well I say just some bloke, he’s an outdoor rock climber, a pretty good one too. None of these things make him a cunt though.
He’s currently applying for a guide dog, because he doesn’t want to rely on his girlfriend to get to work in the winter. Again, fair enough this is not cuntishness. However, he wants a husky guide dog rather than a Labrador so he can go on expeditions to Greenland and such with it….That’s right, not content with putting yourself in danger, you now want to kill a guide dog at the same time.
He said he didn’t just want a normal guide dog because it “wouldn’t be able to do as much as he wanted it to do”. Well, that’s probably because they’re trained to go to the bank, remember the way home and not get you run over when crossing the road. Not go on your death trip adventures. If you want to go put yourself in dangerous situations for fun take another idiot human being with you, don’t endanger a dog’s life just because you want to feel empowered.
Cunt.
Nominated by elboobio
He’ll be screaming “It’s my RIGHT to have a Husky Guide Dog!!” and then he’ll give it the old blind victim-card on social media and expect immediate attention and redress etc. etc.
Well hopefully some cunt can train the husky to guide the entitled cunt to fall down the crack of doom – and I’m not talking about Flabbot’s cockbox either, but an active volcano!
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Wouldn’t a guide mountain goat be more appropriate?
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Not allowed to have a goat as that would contravene cultural appropriation against the goat botherer brethren!
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Or a guide Sherpa. I believe they can be trained
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He looks like he smells left-wing, which is enough for me to steer clear.
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He won’t give a fuck a but the dog as long as he can post his adventures on Facefuck.
Can he not just use a map like everyone else? In Braille?
Mardarse cunt.
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Catastrophic aneurysm is what this cunt needs.
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Could someone train up Di Abbott to go with him. She has a decent set of eyes and has the natural resources within her body to survive some harsh cold. Just an idea asJo Brand could also fit the bill. Actually Jo could tell some cake jokes so they could have a real laugh as they freeze to death while trying to get the satellite phone to work.
Being blind must be a real cunt and all blind people deserve our patience and the available of additional resources compared to us sighted people but being blind does not give you an additional entitlement over other blind people and therefore I agree with this cunting wholeheartedly
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Abbott & Brand? Are you serious? What size poop bags can a man physically carry? He’d break his back shovelling up after those two.
He also wants to increase his experiences not visit every KFC & bakery in existence.
Plus they say other senses pick up the slack when one goes. Think about sparing the poor man further physical harm, please. Imagine the irreparable damage either of those two could inflict on his nose & ears should they rip one off.
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“Abbott has a decent set of eyes” ?
I suppose she must have, in order to see anything at all through that pair of Frank Carson’s old glasses that she wears
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I prevented a fight in the pub car park last night when two blind blokes started squaring up to each other.
Didn’t get involved, just shouted,
“Ten quid on the one with the knife”….
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This Dufton cunt is one sick fuck. Surprised the RSPCA hasn’t stepped in.
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I’m no great dog lover as you might know. However, since coming on to this site I realise how many ISAc’s are dog owners and I now respect how much their dogs mean to them and they come across as responsible owners.
This cunt must be the most selfish, irresponsible owner on the planet.
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My dog comes before the kids, this blind cunt shouldnt be allowed a husky they need a LOT of exercise!
Let his gormless bird get him to work give the dog a reprieve, whats he do for a living ?
Life guard?
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He’s probably a town planner.
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Driving instructor.
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Immigration Control…the whole kit and caboodle.
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I’ve got a husky/border collie x and he’s a right cunt! if charlie (the dog ) went with this wanker he’d probably fuck off and leave him there! or eat him, he’s even got white eyes an evil looking cunt when he stares at you.
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Give him a husky but make sure its a blind one.
And if he needs to wear a helmet, make sure it says Cunt on it.
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A well trained husky is one that doesn’t destroy the furniture or kill the cat. Good luck getting one to guide you up Everest.
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X2. About as unsuited to guide doggery as a sheep would be. Still, doglovers may take comfort from the idea that given the two of them lost in a blizzard, the husky would probably be the one to return, having eaten the cunt.
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Oh, and dogs are really shit at climbing, V Diff at best, a ladder at 45 degrees with training.
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Surely he could take an Amazon Echo with him?
“Alexa, where’ve you buried the ice axe?
“Arghh!
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He should forego the poor dog and take that deaf cunt off the maltesers advert.
New ‘see no evil speak no evil’ format!
Obviously not as funny as Gene wilder and Richard Pryor but still raise a smile!
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What a twat. All he needs is a faulty piece of equipment. Then, perhaps very appropriately, he might be turned into dog food.
Imogen Horrocks is the only climber for me. I’d fill her magma chamber up.
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How do you say “fuck off you cunt” in braille?
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Joking aside, why do I, and others like me have to have this bollocks rammed down our throats? I’m tired of this emotional pandering and someone else’s struggles being presented in the context of real news.There’s always some cunt “battling the odds”, Well, fuck the odds and fuck the people who battle them.
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Fairly obvious this cunt is blind – Can’t even see the pint-sized, emaciated palace guard that’s about to headbutt him in the gnashers
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He’s a cunt alright just like the cunts in this article which I know is from the Grauniad but it shows the entitlement filter has totally broken.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJLRkZzKbM
I want a giraffe as an ESA cos its my yuman rights innit.
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I guess Moaning Owen Jones has gerbils for “emotional” support.
JC, I need a six-ft. white rabbit called Blanco to go and pour me a pink Navy gin…
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Requires formal cunting. Urgently. Although personally I see nothing wrong with a troubled crocodile having a human for emotional support – except that binge eating might sever the relationship, messily.
And a fucking PEACOCK? They shit everywhere and screech continuously. What sort of twisted misfit could have its precious emotions supported by that?
Please tell me that’s fake news. Please.
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Peacocks must be da Liebore wimminz.
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