John Oliver

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John Oliver is a cunt, isn’t he?

Why does this little pimple keep popping up on my Youchoob recommendations like an unwanted weed?

How embarrassing that such a spindly, little prick is the voice and image of the UK for much of America? Constantly squirming at our country and eye-rollingly carping about our decision to leave the bloody EU whilst living in a different continent. His gangly guffaws and thin voice make him seem like the weak-link runt of the Mr.Bean family who inherited everything but the humour.

Why has he been given so much air time if he’s only as entertaining as a Philip Hammond lecture on paper clips? His whole act seems to be just scoffing and sneering like a spoilt child.

As comedic as an unflushed toilet.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

43 thoughts on “John Oliver”

  1. A twat, hopefully he will get caught in the crossfire when another yankee schoolboy goes on the rampage, with an assault rifle.

      • He looks like that ‘umming and ahhing ‘ chin stroking wanker, Louis Theroux.

      • Now there’s a disingenuous prick. Didnt get far with his ‘investigation’ into Savile, the public school cumbucket.

      • Aye, Theroux, Elton, Oliver, the Will caricature, Woody Allen and countless others, all just jweefs expressing their phenotypical features and opinions.

  2. Never heard of this wanker but I took the trouble to look him up on YouTube. Did he steal his scripts from BBC/ Channel 4 or did they give them to him for nothing?
    Yeah, we get it…….Johnson and Trump are a pair of cunts but it’s because of libtards like you John that’s all we’ve got to turn to. Fuck me , they ain’t up to much but it’s people like you who have put them where they are.
    To a British audience this kind of “comedy” just grates on the nerves, we’ve been hearing it every day for 3 fucking years. I don’t know how the American audience perceives it and I don’t fucking care. I suggest Mr Oliver stays over there as , according to him, this country will soon be a deserted, poverty stricken wasteland. Suits me, perhaps all the libtards and the foreign scroungers will camp out on his doorstep and laugh at his tired, battered to death, remoaner humour. Cunt.

    • ‘According to him, this country will soon be a deserted, poverty stricken wasteland’

      Is Corbyn going to win the election?

  3. Yeah John you little speccy yank twat,
    Take my advice that I give to all non native britons-
    Go back where you came from.

  4. Apparently Wayne Rooney has been spotted getting off with some slapper after a night on the piss. Well done I say…….get rid of that moaney old bitch and live the life we’d all live if we had your money. Get in there Wayne you ugly, baldy scouse cunt.
    Nothing wrong with shagging grannies….you could become President of France. Well, probably not but you know what I mean.

    • Macrons missus puzzles me,
      Cant work out if shes shaggable or not? Looks ok from one angle then turns in light looks orrible?
      She wears them posh designer ‘fuck me’ heal shoes, but bet at her age shes
      Glad to get home put her slippers on, take her teeth out, have a nap.

  5. Leftie libertard TV cunts are two a penny in America , I suspect the real reason this insipid little turd has his own programme is because he’s English and the thick as fuck so called “ democrats “ think this cunt speaks for the real brits and not the xenophobic, fascist, racist, bigots who voted for BIG BAD BREXIT and other nasty “ extreme “ right politics…..
    I hope he stays in America spouting his fucking shite as it’s one less cunt we have to listen to …….

    • He is on TV because:
      A He sucks cock
      B He espouses the approved libtard politics
      C He went to private school
      D He does cocaine and wont grass anyone up for doing the same
      E All of the above

  7. Is this John Oliver cunt by any chance related to Jamie? I bet he is the wanker. I would personally like to get the pair of them together and make them fight to the death, just like in the Roman arena.
    In fact they should bring that back. Imagine all the arseholes we could pair up. Strictly Cunts Dying.

    • Yea or tell him that he’s going to a pride…
      He’d jump at the chance. …then set a pride of lions on the cunt….
      Not THAT would be worth watching.

  8. Comedy is dead….
    Just like journalism.
    This smug, spekky little runt should stay in America coz he’ll probably get filled in if he comes back here.
    Very worthy nom…. what a cunt!

    Morning everyone.

  9. These new breed of programmes with half comedy/half news are all shit. They’re either a panel, or an “anchor” interviewing an “expert” or just a mouthy prick like John Oliver having a teen tantrum because they secretly feel guilty of their private school upbringing.

    I remember watching Jon Stewart and the Daily Show which was a bit left-leaning but fair. This cock-trumpet is like a worm. Good nom.

    • Haven’t seen the cock-trumpet, but have seen Jon Stewart, some years ago on US TV. Agree. Fair, funny and intelligent. Wikipedia indicates no link with RT for either Stewart or Colbert, but you can catch them on RT’s YouTube output.

      • Know what you mean, General. An egotist, at any rate. But it seems to be the only way to get Stewart nowadays.

  10. On reddit I made a comment along the lines of ” what is a John Oliver “? Cue downvotes galore. This unfunny 4 ×2 should be left stateside and just forgotten about. His comedy is almost like a 5 yr old covering their mouth trying not to laugh coz they farted. Libtard, comedy free zone

  11. Sure I’ve clocked this twat on tv over here in blighty, remember thinking what a smug pleased with himself little fecker he was. Typical lefty comic.

    • Nice to see that Bumholia has finally recognised you for your unstinting work on their behalf.

      Morning,Krav.

      🙂 .

  13. John Oliver; ‘Orange man baaaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    John Stewart; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    Jimmy Kimmel; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    The Last Leg; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    Russell Howard; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    The Daily Mash; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    Have I Got News For You/any panel show witb David Mitchell, Jo Brand etc; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.
    Graham Norton; ‘Orange man baaad! Amirite?’
    Deranged liberal snowflakes bark and clap like seals.

    No wonder i cant be fucked to watch TV.

  14. Send the cunt to Moscow.
    Definitely bring back the Roman games as well,lovely idea.

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