I would like to nominate the “car finder” site cinch.co.uk for a cunting!
I went on their site looking for a bit of older quality (just like the ladies I prefer) and drew a complete blank (as I do with the ladies I prefer…).
The models were prestigious in their era but have not been manufactured since the turn of the decade. At my age I want a bit of quality comfort without breaking the piggy-bank, and a cheeky 4ltr V8 saloon (doesn’t take a genius to work out what models) really appeals. I could give a fuck about fuel economy, or the environment (fuck you Lucas, you CUNT)!
However, they did have lots of “just MOT age” soulless shite. When my “I know what I want” search failed miserably 4 times, I tried the esoteric “tell us about yourself” route.
The list returned included horrendously expensive: Ford Galaxy, Citroen C5, BMW 3 series estate, all diesel… well I could go on but I won’t. I hadn’t realised I’d ticked the box where it asked: “Have you given up the will to live?”
So basically if you want to pay £20,000-£40,000 for a relatively new cuntmobile (Audi, Beemer, Merc) then you could use Cinch – if you were an idiot – or you can just gaze at the dead eyes of a main dealer used car rep as they lie to you in person!
Car dealing sites, second only to estate agent sites for their cuntitude!
Cunts!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
Autotrader.
Best place for motors.
I wouldn’t bother with these fly-by-night internet cunts, they’ll have disappeared up their own arses by this time next year anyway.
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Try ‘Gumtree’ & filter search X miles from your postcode.
Had 2 of Rover 75’s off there – sub £1k, excellent comfy motors.
You might find a nice old Jag, Audi A8 or Merc S class V8 on the bay.
Have fun ! Old motors are the best 🙂
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Buying second hand cars is painful. I’ve not had great luck in the past with cars (or women for that matter, go well at first but within weeks the faults start showing up) I used Car Gurus last time and i located the car I wanted at a little under the going rate.
Got it home and discovered the break lights were faulty and feared the Asian gentleman had sold me another lemon. I fixed the taillight issue for four quid rather than do the 70 mile round trip to bleat, it’s had new rear pads and the diagnostic i put it through all came back good.
So far so good………touch wood………..pass the rosary beads…..
Second hand cars are cunts and new cars are affordable cunts.
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I find they leak and leave marks on the driveway.
That’s why I don’t have them in the house any more.
I understand cars pose the same probs.
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eBay is still pretty decent for searching out modern classics.
I bought a Rover Sterling Coupe last August on an R plate (last of the run) it’s a 2.5 V6 and unbelievably luxurious.
Went down to my mates in Pendeen a couple of weeks ago for a long weekend and decided to take it and it was brilliant, no trouble at all and £80 each way.
Got that off eBay for the ridiculous cost of £1250!!
Turns out there’s only 20 left in the U.K. so eBay came up trumps for me.
Being the fool I am in November I bought a 4 door version for £900 and it’s a belter, mega service history and runs fantastic, again eBay.
There’s lots of chancers on there for sure but if you know what you want and know the value it’s a good place to look Rebel.
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I personally get a lot of pleasure keeping my 23 year old on the road ‘motor that is’ anything else with 2 legs and is 23 years old is a long lost dream,,have to get underneath it and get my hands dirty fairly regularly, but new modern cars mostly bought by cunts who now nowt about them, women swanning around in their new suv’s really boil my piss
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Is exactly right way to go on.ebay is great for.motors /etc but lot of arseholes on there to who want something for nothing.
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