Dead Pool [135]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the Irish singer and comedian Brendan Grace would be next to conk out.The father Ted star was 68.

On to DeadPool 135:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Clive James
Nobby Stiles
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [135]”

  2. He was ace in Father Ted… ‘Yer Dorty Fecker!’

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    David De Keyser
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray

  3. Didn’t know this fucker’s name but remember him as a superbly sinister replacement for Jack in Father Ted.

    Yoko fucking Ono

    cant be arsed with anyfucker else, particularly while Shawn is stalking the wards with a pillow.

  4. Barbara Windsor
    Jim Dale
    Neil Ruddock
    Clint Eastwood
    Steve (sex pistol) Jones

  5. Well played Shaun.

    Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (real name Tommy Robinson)
    Sir Frank Williams
    Robert Kubica
    Barry Hearn
    Paul Sinha

  7. Congrats but I smell something fishy….

    Vince Cable
    Ant McFartland
    Lord Blunket
    Suckdiq Can’t
    Hong Kong Phooey

  8. Ye feckin’ bastards, if yer tink yerv got rid of Father Fibrin Stack, yer can ferget it. I’m gonna mek as much feckin’noise as I want here in heaven. Me immortal soul also applies to the ghetto blaster batteries. Ferget day feckin’ shite that gobshite Bishop Brennan plays, yerz gonna get celestial jungle and house music full blast 24 hours a day, an’ if yerz don’t like it, yerz can FECK OFF, payback get shovin’ me in St Clabberts wid them feckin’ nuns, ye feckin’ bastards.

  9. Well done Shaun you are obviously well up on the celebrity sick list.

    Mario Andretti
    Jackie Stewart
    Ken Clarke
    Cherie Blair
    Ted Dexter

    • Think you will find John Noakes has already gone to the Great Blue Peter Garden in The Sky “Get Down Shep”

  13. Harry belafonte
    Jackie Stallone
    Sean Connery
    Little Richard
    John major

  14. William Shatner.
    Billy Idol.
    Keith Richards.
    Michael Douglas.
    Rhonda Flemming.

  15. Dan Castellaneta
    Julie Kavner
    Nancy Cartwright
    Yeardley Smith
    Harry Shearer

  19. Kirk Douglas – eating his cheerios too fast
    Jeremy Corbyn – stoned to death by vengeful Zionists 🙂
    Lord David Steele (former liberal no.1)
    Iran leader, Hassan Rouhani – heart attack arranged by CIA
    Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) – Gang-raped to death in prison

    • Judging by your deadpool noms I wonder if you are a zionist and if you are why do you want tommy robinson gang raped? et tu brute? Yikes Talk about conflicted loyalties m8

  21. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  22. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    Dory Funk jr
    Terry Funk

  23. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Lumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  24. I’m going for
    Nicholas Parsons,
    Leslie Phillips,
    Kenneth Clarke,
    Una Stubbs
    Alexander O’Neal

  25. Jess Phillips MP
    That slag katie Price
    Harvey fucking Price
    Richard cunting Branson
    Gerard from that crappy Spartan film Butler

    Is suicide squad still a thing? I have a good feeling about the above noms.

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