Congratulations to me (Shaun ) who correctly predicted that Horse racing pundit John McCririck would be the next dead cunt.Famed for his mutton chops cigars political incorrectness and his wife the Booby.He was 79.
On to DeadPool 133:
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):
Brendan Grace
George Alagiah
Vincent Lambert
Clive James
Fernando Ricksen
Gunther von Hagens
George P Shultz
Penny Rimbaud
Evelyn Rothschild
Hutton Gibson
0
David Bellamy
Freeman Dyson
Michael Aspel
Camila Batmanghelidje
Dame Shirley Williams.
0
Sorry CP, Shirley’s mine!
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Good aim, Shaun.
0
Camilla Parkyer – Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Lumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Jermaine Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
2
Joan Collins
Dick Cheney
Michael Barrymore
Barbara Windsor
Stormzy
0
Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11)
Michael Collins (Apollo 11)
Nicola Sturgeon (Appalling cunt)
Dominic Grieve (Appalling cunt)
Jussie Smollett (Arsehole)
3
Betty White
Jerry Stiller
Donald Sutherland
Roberta Mc Cain
Stirling Moss
0
Henry Kissinger
Vivienne Kynaston (a stupid Remoaner bint who frequently writes into the Wiltshire Times)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Hillary Clinton
That insufferable establishment Tory toff James Forsyth
1
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
John Astin
Bang on Shaun
0
Desmond Tutu
Rita Tushingham
Michael J. Fox
Angela Lansbury
Johnny Briggs (Mike Baldwin, Coronation St)
0
Pope Benedict
Jackie Mason
Kenneth Baker ( former Thatch The Supreme minister)
Max Von Sydow
Brian Blessed ( head explodes whilst shouting)
1
John Hume
Richard Stilgoe
Bev Bevan (if he’s not dead already)
Melvyn Hayes
Richard Clayderman
0
Frank Windsor
Michael Barratt
Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
2
Nooooooooo, you cant put the hex on Jet!
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde (go on, fuck off!)
Congrats Shaun…
2
Lester L Wolf
Mickey Gilley
Willie Nelson
Billy Connelly
Clint Eastwood
1
Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Neil Ruddock
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
Sean Connery
1
Mario Andretti
Jackie Stewart
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Neil Kinnock
1
Kirk Douglas
Lord David Steele
Cliff (oh poor me) Richard
Mick Jagger
Olivia DeHavilland
1
Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Sheryl Crow
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prince Philip
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
0
Pope Francis
Ginger Baker
Sheldon Adeleson
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Nice one shaun never heard of this horse racing pundit cunt but he had a nice pair of chops Lemmy kilmester would be proud
1
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
Leslie Phillips
Jimmy Greaves
Michael Schumacker
Derek Underwood
0
The Queen
Princess Anne
Harry Kane
Willie Carson
Mike Tyson
0
Bang Bang He’s dead Shaun.
Salman Rushdie.
Noel Edmonds.
Jane Fonda.
Raquel Welch.
Keith Richards
0
Bastard connection. Tail end Charlie a’gin. All me noms thieved. Fuck the lot orf you.
Barry Manilow
Henry Kissinger
Jim Dale
Woy Hattersley
Rhonda Fleming
1
Sod. Fucking Carry On. Even me Jim Dale violated. Nap instead
Con Clusky
0
John Hume
Melvyn Hayes
Bev Bevan
Richard Clayderman
Rat Scabies
0
Gerald Harper
Ron Flowers
Bill Tidy
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0