Twitter (5)

I’d like to nominate Twitter.

There was an autism awareness week where people kept talking about women with autism and how all the women with autism should post their photo and show that autism isn’t just for guys. I’m female and have autism and I thought it was highly offensive and that people were pretending to be autistic for the sake of showing their photo while at the same time ignoring the guys with autism. So sarcastically and within quotes I told the autistic guys to fuck off and said girl power and all kinds of nonsense. They banned me!!!

Nominated by Minami Sumi

40 thoughts on “Twitter (5)

  1. That’s the world of cyber space for you. I am obviously the biggest cunt on here but will these wankers accept it? Oh no, they are always mouthing off and trying to out cunt me. I’m also the biggest bender on here but you’ve got cunts like Krav and Mince Pie Guy always out gaying me. Fuck them, I say.
    What can you do dear? Just make it up as you go along. Know what I mean?

    • I rarely use Twitter fred. When I do it for the gayness and pictures and videos of fellow benders. Are you on it all the time trolling for gay companions. If so I no some good sites to get you started my friend.

      • See what I mean? Trying to outgay me again. Listen Mince, I don’t go looking for cock…..cock comes looking for me. You and Denis need to get out more.

  2. The only utterance made by David Cameron that made complete sense was during that radio interview when he said “too many tweets might make a twat”.

    Since that statement, however, Pigfucker has gone on to show the world what a colossal twat he really is. Oh, and the cunt regularly posts on Twitter.

  3. Twitter – a veritible smorgasbord of wannabes, freaks, saddos, SJWs, chavs, celebs, nutters, attention-seekers, the desperate … and of course, cunts!

  4. There was a time when this cack was reserved for MPs, youtube pop tarts, and angry, footballers. Now every lickspit peasant with an imported opinion wants to share their vomit.

  5. It’s working well enough to show the world what clueless cunts those 4 congress ‘women’ – AOC, that ophidian Omar creature – can’t remember the other 2 skid sorry no marks – are.

    • Rashida Tlaib and Kamala Harris. I know you probably don’t care, but they are cunts, so they deserve to be named.

      • Ayanna Pressley, not Kamala Harris. These people are cuntish they all start to seem the same. Apparently, they call themselves ‘The Squad’. Which just amplifies their cuntishness.

  6. The only thing I ever looked at on Twitter was deluded Brendan Rogers, it was sometimes funny.

    • Brendan Rodgers, the biggest fanny to ever manage Celtic. Sure they won the Scottish championships but were humiliated in Europe. Barcelona beat them 7-0 and PSG 7-1. Leicester and Twitter are welcome to him and his fake tan. Rodgers – you are a twunt!

      • Everyone knew he was a fraud after his spell at Liverpool, the Celtic job was made for him, a one horse race and given time he would of lost that.

        There have been a few nominations for Brendan Rodgers but I don’t think he ever got a cunting.

        It remains true, Brendan Rodgers is a massive cunt!

  7. I find the fake autistics to be really grating as well (cough *Dan Harmon* cough)

  8. Social media has been used by terrorists to organise attacks, kids have been bullied by others even when they’re at home not just in school, it gives a platform to every nut job with a two bit opinion, it’s created celebrities out of people who really shouldn’t be role models for anyone, influencers with lots of ‘followers’ have held companies to ransom by naming and shaming employees and products just to get what they want and for some reason the bullshit strewn across twatter and facefuck is now classed as news.

    Why the fuck do we even still have it?

    • I agree entirely, and on the news this morning banging on about fake adverts on cuntbook, just turn them all off.
      ‘Friends’ can use whatsapp to form a group to communicate, you see all these Facebook wankers with hundreds of friends, it is bollocks, the majority are people they meet once, will never meet again and have probably already forgotten before they send the friend request.

  9. Don’t do Twatter,Facefuck.Instashite,Facebollocks and anything else like that ,where arseholes need to be liked otherwise there day is ruined.Iam able to run my life without the need of needing to be liked.If you don’t like what I do or say then fuck off away from me,I don’t need you in my life.

    Gobshites

    • Labour said it was a desperate attempt to excuse defeat. It’s interesting that when it suits, a lot of MPs say why can’t you just accept the result. Funny how they won’t do that with the referendum result. We should rename parliament the house of hypocrites, it’s as if they don’t know social media exists, when all their previous contradicting comments are dragged up.

      • I wonder if they’ll be able to find any evidence of Extinction Rebellion disrupting traffic and blocking the Queen’s Highway with boats?

      • The peacefuls and libtards stitching up a vote. This is the future…….the coppers weren’t going to stop that.

    • That has really pissed me off Ruff Tuff.
      But then what did we expect ?
      If their was a second referendum vote rigging would be rife in favour of remain, make no mistake.

    • I guess they didnt want to cause offence

      The Police arecfucking useless, i dont understand why they cant clear these extinction cunts off the roads, isnt obstructing the queens highway an offence.
      A handful of these cunts are blocking a major road in Leeds causing a lot of disruption,, it would take the cops no time at all to shift the fuckers
      I am sure if i went on the road and tried to block it i would be arrested

    • Considering what the tories have done to the police force, I wouldn’t even blame them for wanting a labour government. All the crimes that have to go uninvestigated because of lack of resources, this is just the tip of the iceberg, and electoral fraud rarely results in any kind of conviction, they just don’t take it seriously.

  10. I don’t know anything about Twitter.
    All I know is that it would be bad for my well being if I was on it.
    After a skin full I would probably post the most offensive comments on there, not only getting me banned but probably a visit from Plod and ending up sharing a cell with Tommy Robinson.

  11. I would love Extinction Rebellion blocking roads in Eastern Europe or Moscow.
    I want to see their unworthy fucking heads cracked by the local Plod over there.
    And that’s exactly why the cowardly cunts don’t go there.

    • Extinction Rebellion would become extinct if they fucked about in Russia.
      Funnily enough they only block shit up in libtard wishy washy places.
      Absolute CUNTS.

  12. Twitter will do more long term damage to this world than nuclear bombs and AIDS… The onlne lunatic asylum that is social media thrives in part because of the media cunts who worship it and report its shit as ‘news’ and the tosspot celebrities who use it for their own ends… Some faceless nobody snowflake cunt flute gets ‘outraged’ or ‘offended’ about something/anything (John Cleese, ASDA employees, brass bands, and Scarlett Johansson being more recent examples) and the likes of the BBC big it up and spread it as a news item and some look at me loony cunt is elevated to celebrity status… If the MSM ignored these attention seeking nutters, they might feel less inclined to do it without the attention… Also – with any luck – the whole thing would die a death…. But I think that is unlikely… Especially when brainless faghags like Rachel Riley condemn brass bands just as a knee jerk playing of the ‘racist’ card without any thought or rationality (don’t think the daft cow is capable of it)… Doing such a snide thing just to appear right on and score social media points was and is despicable and the hallmark of a total cunt… I hope the Durham Brass Band sue the arse off the little trollop, because innocent people and organsations are being targeted by these swivel eyed social media nutcases….

    • Yeah she’s on form at the moment. She’s played a blinder accusing the brass band of culturally appropriating the Jewish song. Left wing, right wing she’s always attacking. She scored a goal for girl’s empowerment at Man Utd with one if her tweets. She’s a great player.

      • I hope the wagon jumping slut fucks off and becomes a City fan…. But even our old foes don’t deserve a daft bitch like her…. Because she’s on Cuntdown and she’s good looking people cut her slack… But to me Riley is as bad as Zoe Ball, Ulrika-Kunt-Kunt-Kunt and any other nu-footie gloryhunting freebie leeching cunt who licks Glazer arse… And what is it about these celebrislags that shack up with these Johnny Foreigner strictly cunt dancers?… Real class, eh?….

  13. Twatter, Fakefuck, Instacunt, and all the others I’ve missed out, basically (anti)social media in general, has created what I like to call the “Era of Outrage” that we currently live in. There appears to be a distinct lack of middle ground on the majority of issues while empathy has pretty much disappeared. These days you have to be on one side or the other and acknowledging someone else’s point of view just doesn’t happen anymore.
    Logical thinking and reasoned debates have been replaced by battle lines on every conceivable subject, and shouting the loudest and insulting anyone who disagrees with you has become the norm.

  14. What fucks me off is that what people say on social media has become ‘news’ in it’s own right it’s fucking barmy. Literally a few cunts getting their knickers in a twist about some shit is reported as a ‘twitter storm’, a ‘row’ has erupted, or (usually right wing) so-an-so has been ‘heavily criticised’.

    The equivalent I would draw is if 20 years ago a news outlet reported what 3 cunts sat around a pub table drinking a beer had said about such and such celebrity as if anyone else should give a fuck. That’s the significance of what the news reports as ‘the online response’ which they naturally cherry pick from to suit their own biased agenda.

    • Noticed that myself MandroidZ on the local braindead radio they occasionally have on at work every NEWS report will have some Love Island, Towie, Chelsea, Gogglebox or some other such shite as an actually news item because such and such broke a nail or they split up or some other drivel.
      Thankfully there is a local radio station just started where I work and it plays music that most cunters would approve. In a couple of days since launch there’s been the Rock, Blues, folk, soul, reggae, ska, prog, and local bands really eclectic mix and to top it all today they played https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzuRw0ZqQdU not heard that on the radio since the 70’s.
      If you live near Portsmouth it’s called the flash 104.3 fm and think it’s on DAB they don’t play any modern music, shearing, swift, gaga, ezra, none of that and the news is just need……. So far so good. Recommended if you can get it.

  15. The Donald conducts government policy by tweets.

    The four Congresswomen were talking about exclusion. If I was him I would tweet back again-‘ How can you talk about exclusion when you are four women holding office in the main political body of the land?’

  16. have just come across this GEM, felt obliged to shate it with mah fella cunters, induce a bit of piss-boiling…(from S Wales online)

    Jade and Jason (a cuuuuunt who wears a flat cap indoors) have made a baby with their genitals; they chose to call the clinical waste “Disney.”

    Mummy Jade is outraged (“It’s no-one’s business what we decided to call it.”) because other parents have gone on Facebook and criticised the choice of name.

    How did everybody else know ? Guess what…Jade posted it on Facebook !!!

    I’ve really got to thank Faceache and S Wales Online for this amazing contribution to my day. Also Jade, of course, because otherwise I’d’ve been none the fucking wiser.

    Oh, and btw, if she drops more clinical waste, she and pussified hipster twatmong hubby are going to call it Sonic.
    Cuuuuuunts, the pair of them.

    • And Joshua works in a vape shop. He looks like no. 1 salesman for the smell of hopeless farts.

  17. I’m terribly sorry everyone on here but what the jolly fuck is Twitter, is it anything to do with bird watching?

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