Easily Offended Gays

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Hell hath no fury than easily offended gays.

I don’t hold much of an opinion whichever sexual orientation people chose to follow because it’s everyone’s personal choice. We live in the free world and are generally educated enough to understand and tolerate opposing views to our own.

Billy Vunipola has every right to express his public support for Israel Foleu if he wants to and why can’t they both express their opinions without fear of retribution if that is what their religion or heritage preaches?

For now-out Gareth Thomas – who has himself borne a heavy burden over the years – to express that their opinions are “unbelievably unacceptable” is an all-too frequent over-reaction by another sanctimonious self-appointed ‘gay spokesman’.

Instead of drawing attention to himself I’d suggest the better course of action is to ignore it, completely safe in the knowledge that 95% of the population don’t give a flying turd one way or the other.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

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64 thoughts on “Easily Offended Gays”

  1. As a definite candidate for selection I worry that Hell is going to be a very crowded place. Brexiteers are to be reserved places there according to that European fuckwit Tusk. Now with all gays destined to be consigned there too space will be at a premium. It won’t bother Bruneian gays of course.They’ll be too stoned to care. Upstairs on the right hand of Dog it will be full of non-gay remoaners, non-gay Rugby Football Union members and former non-gay employees of the BBC. There’ll be plenty of room but who the fuck want’s to spend eternity with that lot? Either way it’s not looking good. Anyone know where to get tickets for Limbo?

  2. Don’t know about just gays.

    Seems to me that every fucking cunt is easily offended these days.

  3. Why is it that all “happy” people are aggressive in yer face challenging and anti-social fucktards ? “Gay” is the worst description ever for these miserable cunts.

  4. “Doctor, Doctor, I keep imagining that I’m a pair of curtains”….

    “Least of your problems, you’ve got AIDS”….

    • I spotted that the other day too, WC.

      M&S missed a trick here. Incorporating a smattering of membrillo¹ would not only improve the taste, but might also suggest that they’d really “got with the program”.²

      M&S could thereby have avoided scoring an embarrassing own-goal, and marketed a better sandwich.

      ¹Quince paste, a sweetish jelly-like confection, excellent with cheese. It’s popularity in Spain (and elsewhere) is somewhat analogous to Branston™, Pan-Yan™ and other sweet pickles here in UK. It is delicious, and I recommend it.

      ²In an ideal world, the marketing spivs and spods who come up with this disingenuous, stale old shite would routinely be culled by public bludgeonings.
      This would assure a “cracking of the iron rice bowl”, rather as in Mao’s Cultural Revolution in the ’60s, and make way for younger, fresher talent.
      Sadly, this world isn’t.

    • Marks & Sparks deserve everything they get. Overpriced virtue signalling butties indeed!

      Besides, who’s the meat in the sandwich? Some poor twink on minimum wage I’ll be bound.

      • Evening RTC.

        M&S is another shop I “boycotted” after my divorce some years ago. As I mentioned in a recent comment on John Lewis, shopping there was a sad reminder of happier times.

        Unlike John Lewis, the service in M&S never was anything special, and the food offer always was overpriced. I do admit to buying socks and underwear from them now and then, but that’s all. It always struck me as a stiflingly middle-class experience, with silly older ladies with that rictus smile wobbling around, pawing and sizing up unstylish shawls and other naff garments, pending their marking-down in next month’s sale.

        Quite an unpleasant experience, and the food is even more of a con-trick than it used to be.

        Marks and Sparks: The choice of retailer for delusional lower middle-class twats, often of advancing years, and retreating tastes, who mistakenly believe they inhabit a social stratum two notches higher, and are prepared to pay for this folly in this “fools’ paradise”.

        CUNTS

      • Evening CS, could not agree more.

        Like you I haven’t set foot in M&S for years, though think it’s where the wife gets my Xmas socks and under-crackers from.

      • Good evening Mr Rufftuff, hope you are having a pleasant day.

        Must admit to not ever having heard of under-crackers before.

        By chance happened to pop into M&S today for a French stick.

        Bloody lovely.

        Most excellent food in M&S however only go there very occasionally.

        Mrs Stroker on the other hand goes two or three times a week, usually about 15 minutes before they close. Food bargains galore apparently.

      • From the skip out back I should imagine…

        Evening Willie. Not a bad day, it’s my birthday as it happens. Born 2 days before that wretched man Blair.

        Received a lovely card from my next door neighbour… erm… that’s about the size of it.

        Apart from the wife’s birthday socks, from Peacocks this time, not M&S. Even she must be fed up with the virtue signalling fucktards by now.

        Enjoy your French stick. Don’t stick it anywhere I wouldn’t. Regards to Mrs Stroker…

      • Marks & Sparks is fucked and has been for a long time… Once the home of the great British St Michael socks, vests and keks… Go in M and fucking S for a pair of socks now and it will say ‘Made in Turkey’ on them… Fuck that…

      • I was buying mint toffees (ace) in there today, and there was a couple of old Welsh windbag munters in the queue in front of me, too self-absorbed, selfish, basically gassing away, to put the barrier on the moving belt. Call me a miserable fucking old cunt by all means, but that is something that pisses me orf big time.
        I just chucked it on the belt, admittedly it clattered down more noisily than I expected. They turned and looked at me as if I’d interrupted morning prayer, but didn’t say anything. Probably because THE OLD DAFT MUNTERS WERE TOO FECKIN STUPID TO REALISE WHY I’D DONE IT.

        But mint toffees are a rarity.

      • Well well, HBH, but for once I not only fail to concur, but disagree altogether.

        Until twenty-odd years ago, we all got by quite nicely without these conveyor belt dividers, and were well able to “police” our own purchases. Particularly annoying are the slim aluminium Aldi™ versions. The checkout staff seem to regard them as a vehicle to let off steam, firing them up the channel so vigorously that they loudly ricochet off the others. It’s a (minor) reason why I seldom shop there.

        My major objection is, however (I’m sorry to say, HBH), to the person behind me. All that harrumphing when I “fail to play the divider game”, and leaning over rudely to interpose one… it makes me feel like putting one on him. [This despite the fact that I’ve usually punctuated the end of my shopping with the rolled-up carrier bags I brought with me.]

        I have no intention of paying for his/her shopping either way, and find it straightforward enough to “manually” control the situation, without recourse to these irritating new(ish)fangled and invasive devices.

        Nothing personal, obvs!
        🔺🔺🔺

    • What is it with this stupid store. They’ve sneakily changed the recipe for their Percy Pig sweets by removing gelatin to make them vegetarian friendly and now they taste like soap. Gelatin is frequently made from the bones of pigs, so I think this is nothing to do with vegetarianism – it’s a move to encourage inclusivity for the peacefuls – “ ah like to suck on a bit of Percy, just like you kuffirs. Ah sell many packs to ma bruvvers on ma snackbar”

      • Happy Birthday Rtc! I trust you’re out on the town in Portmerion?

      • He’d be out on the Village if anything, BSC.

        A very Happy Birthday (what’s left of it) to RTC (what’s left of him)

      • Thanks fellas.

        Unfortunately alcohol is forbidden in the village and Rover is keeping an extra special eye on me this evening. Might try going for a wank later…

      • Soubry was in Norwich today spouting her fucking nonsense.

        Congrats Ruff Tuff.

      • Soubry in Naaaarge ??

        I hope our friend from them parts went along for some enlightenment.
        Remembering his inanities, I suspect he wanks over pics of Sourbitch.

  6. The PC obsessed cunts at the BB of C are giving us ‘Five reasons to watch the Women’s FA Cup Final’…

    Well, here are the only reasons I can think of…

    1. To laugh at the goalkeepers
    2. Do a ‘Who’s the ugliest ‘ competition
    3. To mercilessly take the piss
    4. To laugh again at the goalkeepers
    5. Errr That’s it….

    • Neither of the teams in the women’s final would beat a boys U15 Sunday league side.
      That is the standard.
      The only people interested are the players friends and family and the only people pushing it are the BBC. Fuck knows why….

      • I´ve also wondered why the BBC devotes so much space to women´s football, a sport with no popular appeal at all. I hope the race-obsessed feminazis at the Beeb never learn about the African Woman Footballer of the Year award or we will get wall to wall cover of it too. In case you are interested, the current holder is Thembi Kgatlana from South Africa who plays in the mighty Chinese Women´s Super league.

    • For quite a while now, the ABBC’s website football page has featured crap about women’s football. Why? Surely this content should be on some recipe page or whatever where those who give a fuck might actually read it.

      • I Yank, I see the Tottenham Ladies lost to Bournemouth today.
        Baaaaaaaaaa! 😅
        Ajax must be shitting themselves.

      • Yeah, I saw that. Got 2 sent off as well. The wheels do seem to be coming off. That’s what you get when your main striker gets crocked (thanks Fabian Delph – cunt) and you don’t spend any money in consecutive transfer windows.

        We put in a somewhat gutsy performance against Ajax, especially in the second half so at least we weren’t embarrassed by our European opponents and have a shot at turning it around. Unlike….oh never mind.

        I’m not downhearted though. I’ll accept a down turn in our short term fortunes if it gets rid of serial loser Pinocchio and that Bond villain Levy. Don’t know about baaaaaaaaa more like booooooooo.

      • There’s no shame going out to Barcelona, old chap. They’re the best team in Europe.

        I’m only ribbing you after that roasting you gave to the Red Men the other day. 🔥
        ㅡ_ㅡ

      • Oh, fuck off! It’s all clear now. You’re a bitter Spuds fan who have won fuck all in their history. Why don’t you fuckin creep off and attend a synagogue service. There are only two teams in England who deserve merit – Liverpool and Man. U. for having history. Come back when you’ve won something.

  7. What I don’t get about it is how they have to let every bugger know and shout about it… I don’t give a toss if someone is queer, but you don’t see me or other straight lads going round saying ‘Straight Pride’ and having a T-Shirt with ‘I Love Tits’ printed on it… And which cunt put those rainbow coloured hearts all over Manchester’s (already shit) buses? That utter fuckcunt Burnham no doubt… Equality is all well and good… But -just like ‘diverisity’ and those ‘Muslams’ the gay thing is being forced on people and shove down their throats… No pun intended and all that….

  8. Some people adhere to the old hellfire and damnation Christianity. Deluded in my opinion but entitled to their beliefs. It’s not as if they would stone or throw gays off buildings.
    Any gay who actually believes that because Israel Folau or Billy Vunipola says they will go to hell, that this will come to pass has problems far bigger than offense.
    And what about us thieves, drunks and adulterers? Can we not be offended?
    Right-on cunts are eroding free speech and opinion on a daily basis.
    The cunts.

  9. I await Mr Fiddler’s take on this nom.

    I would imagine it will not be very complimentary or very inclusive

  10. I hear they wish to get more numbers to watch this wimminz football, thoughts are to play it before the men’s team on a Saturday, kind of a warm up act .

    What a load of shite, I’ll go along if the cunts wear sussies and nylons lovely jubbly just what u need when full of drink in load voice. TITS OOOOT

    Get on that

  11. The BBC, in its never ending quest to promote strong female role models, has announced that its new bean flicking extravaganza ‘Gentleman Jack’
    will start on Sunday 19th May.
    Another good reason to read a book.
    Get to fuck.

  12. David Mann, director of the Scottish Maritime museum recently showing cowardice after giving in to more neo-lib-transgender psychosis. They inflicted costly damaged after twice scratching out the naming of ships ‘he’ & ‘she,’ on the museum info board. Maritime doctrine & law enshrined in years of culture is now to include the gender neutral interpretation, when it comes to any future naming of ships. Heaven knows how they’ll appease them with the figure heads.

    • May God bless it, and all that sail in it. Not quite the same ring.

      • haha, no MilesP, it isn’t. I’m not sure how they’ll get round this gender neutral naming. Whichever bit of the LGBT xyz you identify with, they are either a he or a she. Unless I’m missing something, which for me, is not unusual.

      • Copied:

        Gender Neutral / Gender Inclusive Pronouns
        A gender neutral or gender inclusive pronoun is a pronoun which does not associate a gender with the individual who is being discussed.

        Some languages, such as English, do not have a gender neutral or third gender pronoun available, and this has been criticized, since in many instances, writers, speakers, etc. use “he/his” when referring to a generic individual in the third person. Also, the dichotomy of “he and she” in English does not leave room for other gender identities, which is a source of frustration to the transgender and gender queer communities.

        People who are limited by languages which do not include gender neutral pronouns have attempted to create them, in the interest of greater equality.

        HE/SHE HIM/HER HIS/HER HIS/HERS HIMSELF/HERSELF
        zie zim zir zis zieself
        sie sie hir hirs hirself
        ey em eir eirs eirself
        ve ver vis vers verself
        tey ter tem ters terself
        e em eir eirs emself

        So it would be L’s (to make the LGBT community happy) God bless this ship and all who sail in zir.

      • @Miles, thank you very much. Its so simple to understand, I should have known better really.🤔

      • I’m pleased about that Rtc. Otherwise you might have run the risk of being part of an intersex sandwich.

      • I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, labelled, numbered, or part of an intersex sandwich Bsc!

      • I understand that RTCp, many thanks. But as each ship up to now, has an individual name of its own, I don’t know how this will be accommodated in the future in order to appease & identify with each different agenda. ( No problem if you haven’t a clue what I’m talking about, RTCp. Cause I haven’t a clue what I’m talking about.)😦

      • I think that’s understandable Lostsheep. I haven’t got a clue what I’m talking about but that could be because I’m pished on red wine. P.s. I am not attempting to make a threesome.

      • Zie has said zie is innocent. Zie has defended zieself against Theresa May. Zie has said that sie should ask the police to investigate. Sie has said that the investigation is closed. Some people have sympathy for zim. Some people have sympathy for hir. It was hir decision and hirs alone. Zie is honest in hirself friends say. Is Theresa May honest in eirself? They both need to sort the problem out emself.

        Simples.

  13. As a poof, may I say, it take a lot to piss me off. I prefer to piss people off.
    Why cant everyone just be a cunt and be happy with it.

  14. Heard the casper semy, whatever its name is, speak for the first time today, fucking hell, voice rougher than a Liverpool docker.

    I reckon ‘she’ has got more testosterone than most men!

    • My son thought it was a bloke.

      Said nobody can stop it running. Fair comment, but just not in women’s competitive races.

  16. The thing that annoys me about easily offended gays is their inability to not complain about the aroma of my scrotum.

  17. I cannot be doing with gay drama. They make a big fucking song and dance about everything. If it isn’t their way it is the highway and I for one am bored shitless with their moaning and whining.

    As said already, sadly this is no longer exclusive to any particular section of society. Every hard-done-by feeling cunt whines about their ‘rights’, needs and wants and how the rest of the world should accommodate their (usually) deviant lifestyles and behaviours. It is spreading like Katie Price at a Footballer’s convention.

    The basic hypocrisy that I notice amongst the gay community is that on one hand they want to separate themselves from society by making a big show of their sexuality with things like Gay Pride, but on the other hand they are saying ‘don’t treat me differently, I am just like you, just gay’. Yes, indeed you are and good for you, but when is Heterosexual Pride on the calendar every year, do tell?

    I have no issue at all with anyone’s sexuality. As I have mentioned many a time, I have had and still have a fair few gay friends and acquaintances, which is why I think I can say that I am pretty well versed in the copious amount of drama that they frequently bring to the table…..not only well versed but fucking sick of it too.

    They need to stop being so fucking defensive and calm the hell down, in my very humble opinion.

  18. Every taxonomy has its branch of fools, sadly. I turned my back (oo-er) on the whole ‘Pride’ (aka Leftist) thing years ago, after having had enough of spending a Saturday afternoon seeing scores of overweight, ill-fitting t-shirt wearing limp-wristers in pink cowboy hats, crying into their piss-tap beer because their boyfriends had ‘looked at’ someone else during the assless-chaps and hotpants-thronged procession of mincers prancing around to Kylie. All my bum-fun in the years since has ironically come from ‘straight’ nights out.

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