Tiger Woods

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Tiger Woods is a cunt…
All this fucking fuss about ‘The Greatest Sports Comeback Ever’…
I know the likes of the BBC will obviously say this about comebacks (Cuz he black), but even a cunt who has never played golf in his life could have won the thing in 11 fucking years…

Also, like so many of them out there, the past shitty behaviour of Woods will now be conveniently overlooked or not mentioned at all… After all he’s a role model who has struggled against oppression and this gives him carte fucking blanche like the rest of ’em…Oh Lordy Yessir….

Nominated by Norman

46 thoughts on “Tiger Woods”

  1. Looks like he abaaaaaht to shoot his load over one his bitches sucking him off on that picture..the cunt had multiple bitches on the go and is a multi millionaire cunt…
    That’s a proper role model.

    • Know fuck all about golf but anyone who floats about in lemon polo tops an pink jumpers is a unadulterated grade A cunt. I like ‘plus fores’ though

    • If I had his cash Black & White I would be fucking every whore in site and organise regular debauched sex parties. Believe me old boy I would burn the candles at both ends.

  2. Far from being a role model.

    A cunt of the highest order for screwing around with slags and totally letting his wife and kids down.

    But a fucking good golfer.

  3. I normally dislike golf. I normally dislike blacks for that matter, and I especially dislike Woods.

    But that was some fucking golf he played last weekend, chap.

  4. Seaside Golf

    How straight it flew, how long it flew,
    It clear’d the rutty track
    And soaring, disappeared from view
    Beyond the bunker’s back –
    A glorious, sailing, bounding drive
    That made me glad I was alive.

    And down the fairway, far along
    It glowed a lonely white;
    I played an iron sure and strong
    And clipp’d it out of sight,
    And spite of grassy banks between
    I knew I’d find it on the green.

    And so I did. It lay content
    Two paces from the pin;
    A steady putt and then it went
    Oh, most securely in.
    The very turf rejoiced to see
    That quite unprecedented three.

    Ah! Seaweed smells from sandy caves
    And thyme and mist in whiffs,
    In-coming tide, Atlantic waves
    Slapping the sunny cliffs,
    Lark song and sea sounds in the air
    And splendour, splendour everywhere.

    – John Betjeman

  5. Thing is these Golfer wankers make a lot of money… even the shite one’s… I was having a fling with a near divorced wife of a Pro golfer…she was telling me some bollocks abaaaaaht his golf career not that I was listening much…I obviously pretended to be interested in her life and blah blah as she had a few quid (no doubt his the soppy cunt) nothing worth remembering but she was a decent liason for a while in my younger days.

    • The caddies can make very decent money, there was a New Zealander, I forget his name but he was their top earning ‘sports star’ at one point because he was caddying for a big winner.

      • I’ll drive that thing for a top Golfer… Lovely cushy number that one. Drive abaaaaaht, pick up the balls and hand the cunt a club when he needs it. I’d even have time for a crafty spliff in the tree area between holes. If you hear of any jobs going LL give me a shout. Cheers.

  6. I fucking hate all sports, jocks and everything to do with it.

    As far as I’m concerned, all sports wankers should be put on a volcanic island and made to hunt each other with the tools of their trade. It would be great fun to see wanker footballers getting crowned with golf clubs.

    On a separate island we could have the fans getting their brains beat out with cricket bats and run over by sports cars. The ultimate fate would be to hang all football fans from goal posts while watching their tedious sport being played at gunpoint.

    FORE……………….

  8. Fucking golf, how the fuck can someone make a living out of golf, let alone a very good living.

    If we need a glimpse into the insanity inflicting modern humanity much of it can be seen by the way modern sport is a religion to so many people worldwide.

  9. Whenever I even think of golf, much less hear it or see it, I find myself with a fleeting bleak sense of my own mortality.

  10. The fucking shirt things he wears look stupid, they are really tight around the neck, makes him look like he has a pin head

    What a cunt!

    • Or a massive black ,head sick of it. Just waiting to be lanced and explode all over the 18th hole 🤮

  12. An old classic… To the tune of ‘The Laughing Policeman’

    City versus Luton was heading for a draw
    What a load of bollocks, it had just turned half past four
    So David Pleat sent on his sub to see what he could do
    And he he sent those cunts Man City down to Division Two

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

  13. Tiger Woods for president.
    Because if banging porn stars and playing golf qualifies you to become president.
    You may as well have the best.

  14. Golf aint a proper sport,its down there with darts and snooker,not enough countries give a fuck,Eastern Europe dont play it,Chinks dont play it,Pakis and Injuns cant be arsed, 99%% of Africa dont give a fuck,its the Summer equivalent of the Winter Olympics

    • Sounds as though it’s the sport to go for with all the shitheads that don’t play it!

  15. I’d rather tiger won than that little bogtrotting cunt Rory cuntleroy. What a prick he is.

  16. The BBC will be creaming itself over Tiger primarily because he ticks one of their VS boxes (i.e. he ain’t white)

    I think they also had multiple orgasms when that cunt Hamilton won the latest F1 grand prix (i.e. he ain’t white either)

    Oh and they probably had a few spurts over Raheem Sterling scoring goals for fun, and also Son Heung-min (i.e. they ain’t pure white either)

  17. What the fuck is wrong with you cunts? What has Tiger ever done that gets you so wound up? So, he fucked a load of slags? He’s a multi millionaire, that’s what they do. Put me in his place and my poor cock would be begging for mercy.
    Does he ever talk politics or tell people how to vote? You can imagine there must be loads of cunts who have tried to get him involved in blacklivesmatter and other anti- Trump bollocks. Obviously he has told them to do one. All i’ve heard him talk about is golf……………you cunts. 🏌🏿‍♂️

    • Your right Freddie, too many judging the poor (not) cunt.
      Like they have never took a second look at some Tart while the wife’s looking away.
      The one’s saying he’s out of order would be much worst, than Tiger.
      He acted like a Rock star and is still probably dipping abaaaaaht. Fair play to the cunt.

    • Fuck me Freddie , you have a point there. Can’t add anything to your observation.

      • It isn’t really Woods himself, Freddie… It’s the cunts like the BBC and other twats who will deify Tiger more for his skin colour than his sporting ability… Maybe Woods has admitted he’s been a cunt, but to generation snowflake Woods will be seen as some sort of saint meets role model simply cuz he black….

  18. BBC cashing in on the protests publicity have put on ‘Climate Change : The Facts’ with David Attenborough.
    He started going on abaaaaaht this and that and I thought… How many airmiles and planes has he and his massive film crew used filming the same shite every year for the last sixty years? Bothering all these poor animals in their habitat and filming them whilst they’re having a fuck. What a cunt he is.

    • Attenborough’s been Cunted 4 times, plus one under the heading ‘Brexit Haters’.

      He’ll be ripe for another one after tonight.

      • Have to admit I quite enjoy watching the old cunts programmes RTCP. Nice with a spliff and no noise.

      • The BBC are undoubted cunts but the programme Earth From Space using satellites was very good. Especially all the little Chinese Shaolin Kung Fu cunts.

      • Anyone got him in dead pool?

        Reaper must be close for the ‘national treasure’ by now

      • Attenborough and his camera crews plus other assorted BBC lackeys have driven more large 4×4 vehicles across the world’s areas of natural beauty than the three Top Gear twats ever did…

  19. I reckon Tiger got his bad back from fucking all those birds. Unfortunately, not being a doctor or a multi millionaire with a bad back, I have no evidence to support my theory.

  22. Drunken, free loading old bastard.
    How dare these filthy fascists use the music of Ludwig van to represent their stinking Nazi state.
    ( i’m sure Alex in “Clockwork Orange “ would have said something like that oh my droogs and brothers)

  23. I’m sorry guys but: I don’t think this man deserves a cunting.

    His XBOX games provided near limitless hilarity twatting balls into the crowd. On his later games you could even drop the cunts if you hit the ball with enough venom.

    Rory just didn’t do it for me.

    I like Tiger, cunt him if you must; but I will stand by you, Mr Woods.

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