Linked In

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I would like to nominate the (anti) social media site LinkedIn for a cunting.

I had avoided this shite for years until I was press-ganged into joining by the MD of a company I was working for back in 2007.

After replying to his one and only message to me – which was a connection request – it remained unused for another 10yrs.

I use LinkedIn for one purpose, and one purpose alone, to check to see if my referees are still working at the same place/have the same job title when sending out my CV for a new job.

Obviously in that time LinkedIn now has the obligatory “app” and when using it for the first time in 2yrs it suddenly struck me that it literally is FaceCunt lite.

The home page is just strewn with virtue-signalling messages manufactured for likes alone. Don’t these twats get enough endorphin hits from their multitude of other (anti) social media outlets without polluting this site with their irrelevant, vacuous bullshit!

LinkedIn was supposed to connect businesses and workers, end of. The addition of a message board may well increase LinkedIn’s click-bait revenue stream but it has turned it from being a tolerated experience to a loathsome one.

And it’s not without its neo-liberal Stasi, always on hand to deplatform anyone not “on message”.

I remember one heinous crime where – in response to some “likes” fishing message – the responder (obviously a waycist Nazi) replied: “I don’t care, this is a business site for goodness sake!” – well you’d think so wouldn’t you?

I fucking howled at that one! Alas the LinkedIn Stasi were less mirthful. The next day I went to show a work colleague mate (with similar views on social meejah) the message and response, and while the purile “look at me” message was still there, the response was gone.

Moreover a search for the responder revealed that they too were gone from the site!

So LinkedIn is a cunt, and is no different to all the other (anti) social media platforms that have single handedly removed any notion of common sense, or thinking for oneself, from the digital sheep masses.

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

18 thoughts on “Linked In”

  1. I was also on it for work reasons. Facebook for tossers. Or even bigger tossers should I day.
    Management bullshit, virtue signalling, the thoughts of beardy Branson – it’s all in there. Frequent posters are invariable the biggest cunts. One fucker I worked with who got fired for royally fucking up a manufacturing/engineering project now seems to work as an independent project manager and regularly posted incomprehensible managementspeak horseshit. The cunt couldn’t manage a fuck up in a brothel.
    Apart from that it’s ok.

  2. An ex-girlfriend, who touchingly wanted the best for me (true love, or so I thought fir a year or two) “forced me” to sign up to LinkedIn”.

    That was ten years ago, and my profile on it, which I recall is in the name of Johnny Morris, becomes increasingly anomalous as more tits sign up.

    In fairness to “Таня”, who turned out to be a feckless golddigga with no spade, she did want the best for me, and did see the way the wind was blowing ten years ago.

    Cock and bull of the most obscurantist type. Better have a chat with the chap, and do the homework later.

  3. any one familiar with linked in will know it trawls your e-mail and contacts and asks you to invite them or connect with them, so potentially you get to connect with a bunch of Bell ends that you would rather avoid, any way this is not my point.
    I was once on a “site” lets call it “Just for shags” and met a lady on there (who funny enough had put on at least a ton since her profile picture was taken) any way apart from her profile picture there were others…..(let your imagination be your guide).
    So you can imagine my surprise when Linked in suggested that I connect with Miss X who had the same Profile picture as the one she used on “Just for shags” (Minus the more interesting ones, and her hobbies were well watered down too)
    I almost spat my coffee out when that came up, she also refused to connect with me on Linked in.

      • Correct, however the Linked in Mentality is “my mate is harder than yours” so the more people you have sucked cock from the better your contacts!
        Linked in offers me a certain person who is highly respected who I have had one to one personal confrontation with and won, do you think the cunt will endorse me? will he fuck

  4. LinkedIn does have its uses if you’re a construction professional….but as it’s a social meejah platform it’s a valid cunting no matter what. Plus it’s become something of a playground for the Brexit know-it-all, rendering it all but unusable in my case at the moment. Sound cunting!

  5. LinkedIn is my one concession to social meeja outlets because, as this excellent cunting points out, it’s supposed to be a business networking site. Unfortunately, a good number of its users have turned it into Fuckbook Lite with their irrelevant, non-business, SJW, look-at-me-look-at-me postering. It’s a fucking crime what it’s become and the people who run this bollocks do nothing about it.

    You’d think it would be simple to implement a rule whereby whatever you post should have a business related point to it. But no, they let anything stand. From time to time someone will point out that a particular post should be on Fuckbook not LinkedIn and it gets 100s of 1000s of likes. There are a ton of people out there who don’t want puerile crap on LI, but until those who run LI wake up to this fact, it’s going to continue and get worse. Who runs LI, I hear you ask? Microsoft. I rest my case.

    • this is a very valid point, and may I just say that my company is offering a 30% discount for on line bookings of shit we don’t have!
      However we have a snazzy website and lots of pictures of things you may need (However these are generic so what you see is not what you may get)

  6. My online activity (that I am prepared to admit to) is limited to six websites.

    BBC News
    Telegraph (for balance and the real Brexit news)
    BBC Sport
    Ipswich Star (for the crime section)
    Nigel Farage Twitter (for my sanity)

    And last (but definitely not least) ISAC (again, for sanity).

    Absolutely no social media. Never, ever. Cannot see the point. Consider myself retired and hate pretty much everyone. Apart from fellow cunters. And the wife obviously, for only some of the time.

    Good afternoon.

      • Apart from the farcical shambles inflicted on us by our treasonous lying politicians, just about maintaining my mental health and keeping my head above water.

        How’s life in your neck of the woods Imitation?

  7. I use LinkedIn for work purposes also but it’s just another form of arse licking. Like Zuckerberg’s cunt site, it’s nothing more than a platform for insecure cunts who like to hoard friends they’ve never meet and obtain likes for validation of their sad existence. It’s an OK networking device, however it’s completely worthy of this cunting. We’ll cunted Rebel!

  8. I’m not on Linked in but I admit to looking up old school friends to see how it all panned out for them.

  10. Some of my civvy colleagues have made reference to a Lt Col that lives in my locality when he’s not on duty. Curious, I looked him up on LinkedIn. He’s only published his Army career, including op tours (NI included), on this website. So much for staying in the shadows. Stupid cunt.

  11. I use to be on LinkedIn just for business purposes.
    But I was always amused at the useless cunts I had the misfortune to work with, profiles. It was a pity I could not amend them to state that they were really the lazy, arrogant disaster causing twats they really were. And their profile pics did not reflect the true reality of their uglyness and obesity.

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